Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* Garet, Felix, Ivan, Random kid that over heard, and Bob the cheese king run in... *
Ivan: What?!
Felix: Whats up?!
Garet: Where's the fire?!
Random kid that over heard: Is something wrong?!
Bob the cheese king: La-la-laaa.... as long as theres cheese in the world... I'm sure you'll be all right...
Ivan: I can just feel the love, Bob...
Bob the cheese king: I'm sure you can...
Felix: Why did you yell?
Me: They... Evil cartoon network people... They- I CAN'T SAY IT!!!
Garet: Tell us!
Me: THEY MOVED R.K. TO SATURDAYS! AND THEY GOT RID OF INU-YASHA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* Everyone sweatdrops *
Ivan: What the hell-?
Felix: Damn you! Why the hell do care about that stuff!
Me: WHAT!? WHAT KINDA OF MUSES ARE YOU!!! AS MY MUSES YOU SHOULD LOVE ANIME JUST LIKE ME!!! T.T
Random kid that over heard: Umm... Noo!
Mutaki_Tanuki: IVAN'S KITSUNE!!! I ALSO FEEL YOUR PAIN!!! I WILL HELP YOU MAKE THESE MUSES UNDERSTAND!!!
Me: Tanuki!!! Yes lets get them!
* The boys run and as they pass Isaac, he decides that something's missing and stops them. *
Isaac: Wait! Stop!
* They all stop *
Isaac: There's something missing here...
* Everyone looks at each other and they all scratch their heads *
Isaac: Wheres the chase music!
Everyone: Ahhh!
Isaac: * walks over to the radio and turns it on. The chase music from 'A pup named scooby-doo'* OK, now you can go!
* They all nod not each other and they start to chase each other again. But this time they have the rocking music from 'A pup named scooby-doo that run to. *
Garet: I'm glad Isaac's so smart! * Ducks from a lighting bolt from Ivan's kitsune*
Felix: Why? * jumps over about 20 throwing stars from Tanuki, Big Miaso fan and Karou, and hits his head on a wall * Oww! * rubs head *
Ivan: Because, now we have this great chase music to run to. * Jumps under a table, watches His kitsune and Tanuki run, jumps out and starts to dance. * Do a little dance, make a little love, GET DOWN TONIGHT!!!
* Everyone stops and begin to watch Ivan dance like a freak. *
Tanuki: Wow... Hey Ivan's kitsune!
Me: Yeah?
Tanuki: Because Ivan acting like a freak, lets record this and use it as blackmail!
Me: But everyone's watch it right now!
Tanuki: Not Kokoay...
Me: Right...* Pulls out a video camera from her mini-backpack that as everything you can think of! Really, I've carried my mini-backpack to the boys and girls club for the past two weeks and I've gotten about five comments about how I'm prepared for everything... I think I got batties, lend pencils, and tape player that doesn't have any headphones, a few tapes, My gameboy, My golden sun the lost age, link to the past, seasons, ages, ruby version, lunar legends, some yu-gi-oh cards, a tattoo, and gameboy link cable, and some other stuff... the thing change daily... *
* Everyone sits down and watches Ivan dance like a freak... *
*~ Two days, five hours and ten minutes later... ~*
Ivan: Work, work, work it out baby-
Felix: *from down the hall, half-dead * Its been about two days and he's still dancing... god save us...
Me: Hem, hem! * Hahaha! This is another reason why I'm called a Harry Potter fanatic... Umbridge, that woman should die! Die Umbridge, Die! Putting Harry though hell like that! * We don't pray to god, he isn't the god we follow!
Garet: Right... who is?
Me: Tanuki?
Tanuki: Right! You god we follow is... Pluto! The Roman god of death!
Random kid that over heard: Thats sooo cheery!
Me: Right! I don't what to use a god that everyone else uses, I like to be different!
Bob the cheese king: That you do... Anyways... I think I know how to stop Ivan...
Isaac: How?
Bob the cheese king: Turn off the radio!
Everyone: Ahhh!!!
Garet: I'll go!
* Starts to walk near the radio, but Ivan sees him and shoots him. No, I don't mean with lighting, I mean shoots him, with a pistol *
Garet: X.X
Everyone: AHHHH!!! HE KILLED GARET!!!
Me: It's OK! * Pulls out a laptop from her mini-backpack and types something down. * There! * hits save *
Garet: Hello!
Everyone: Huh?
Me: Helloooo! I'm writing to story here! If I want to bring Garet back from the dead then I can do it!
Felix: Then...
Garet: You...
Isaac: Can...
Random kid that over heard: Turn...
Bob the cheese king: The...
Tanuki: Radio... Why the hell are we talking like this?
Garet: Don't know, but its kinda fun!
Me: Hmm... I could turn it off... I think I will... I need to get the fic started after all... * starts typing things down, and hits save. *
Ivan: I don't want to dance anymore! * Turns and walks away. *
Everyone: What?!
Me: see! * turns laptop around, and they see on the screen ' Ivan now longer wants to dance.' They all sweatdrop * OK lets get started!
IVAN'S KITSUNE DOESN'T OWN GOLDEN SUN, AND EVEN IF SHE COULD, WHO WOULD REALLY CARE? I MEAN, AS LONG AS THE GAME ROCKS, WHY SHOULD WHO OWNS IT MATTER... I'LL TELL YOU WHY... BECAUSE IT TELLS YOU WHO TO KILL WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME STRESS OFF YOUR BACK! HAHAHA!!!
Tanuki: Wow... I think I would be scared if I owned golden sun... shoot... I'm scared and I don't own golden sun... I'll do the shout-outs...
HEM,HEM! THANKS GOES TO EVERYONE WHO READ THIS FANFIC AND THINK THAT IVAN'S KITSUNE IS NOT CRAZY ( which some of you right now are most likely doing as you read this, yes I mean you... I'm watching you...) AND THINK THAT SHES AN OK WRITER. BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY CAKE AT THE MOMENT... SOOOO...
Felix: Will that works... Lets get this party started!
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*~ The way feelings work... ~*
*// Ivan... I didn't mean to hurt you... //*
Figure was walking across a road. She was the only one there. She had picked to take the road because she knew that no one would be on it. The road had been blocked and no one wanted to climb over the mini-mountain , so they all took the ship if they could. She jumped in mountain is about three seconds, so it was a easy to walk to Toibi.
She had been walking for a while and decided that it was time for a break. She sat down on a rock on the road and looked up into the sky. The stars were shinning brightly above her and she saw a raven fly over head.
" Lucky bird... wings to carry you away when things get to bad... How I wish I could do that as well... But dreaming never got anyone anything... " Kokoay keep looking up, Because that was the only thing worth seeing... Or was it? Kokoay looked down because her neck was hurting and saw someone walking a bit farther from the road. She could tell that this person was older, as in old man older, and male... but that wasn't her problem... no she had more important things to do, and to think about.
" I better get to sleep...hmm... I don't want to sleep out in the open like this, muggers might pass by soooo... Ah! a tree, that'll do." Kokoay went over to the tree, climbed up it, found a good place to lay down, and went to sleep...
*~ To the stars of the story, or maybe just the star... ~*
Ivan turned in his sleep. It was about the sixth time he did so in the last five minutes ( once again, like me when I try to sleep! ^_^;). He just couldn't get any rest...
He sat up in his bed. He had gotten a room to himself out of luck, so nobody saw him get up. He really didn't feel like sleeping... He had a feeling that somebody he knew, besides Isaac and the others, and that they were near by...
" I think I'll go out for a walk... " Ivan pulled on his green overcoat and cape, put on his belt thingy, his shoes and picked up his staff and walked out of his room. He walked quietly down the hall and out of the Inn.
( note: I just remembered that Isaac and his friends didn't get to use the Inn when they first get to Toibi. But I'm going to think of something to fix this so bare with me!)
Mia thought she hear someone walking outside of her room, but thought it must of been the Inn keeper so se went back to sleep...
Ivan was following silk road because it was the only road that Ivan knew that would take him to and from Toibi without a problem, so he was walking along, that feeling getting stronger, but he didn't see anyone. Ivan saw a rock up head, so he sat down on it. he looked up in to the sky and looked up at the stars.
" The stars are so bright... I've heard somewhere that the stars hold the future. I don't know if the power of Jupiter will let me see what the stars hold but... Theres nothing wrong with just looking at them like this... " Ivan laid back on the rock and just keep looking at the stars... in tell he got the feeling that someone was watching him...
He stood up and looked around, but he didn't see anyone. He turned around and saw a tree a bit away, but he couldn't see anyone... " I think I'll go back to Toibi now..." Ivan turned and left.
*~ To the tree that Ivan thought had no one in it... ~*
Kokoay watched Ivan walk away. She had heard Ivan talking and that had woken her up. She was watching as he looked around and as he looked in the tree. She also heard him say that he was going back to Toibi, so now she knew where they all were... But what good did that do her? They all hated her now...
She jumped down from the tree. She just had the feeling that she should follow Ivan, and she did...
*~ Back to Ivan... ~*
Ivan walking slowing kicking a rock as he went. He was so busy with his thoughts that he didn't see the group of people that were watching him, judging him to figure out how rich he was. They decided that he was rich enough to be worth kidnapping...
" Hey that kid doesn't know about us yet... " Thug 1 said.
" Shhh!!! You that way, you that, and you that..." Thug 2 said pointing in three different ways. They all went different ways, slowly gaining on Ivan. Ivan, after all, was to busy thinking about his things that he didn't see the thugs behind him...
" GOTCHA!!!" thug 3 yelled as he put his arm around Ivan. This brought Ivan back to earth. Ivan looked around as the other two thugs ran up to him as well. One tied a rope around him. Ivan began to focus for a blue bolt, but before he could finish, the last thug hit him over the head with something and everything blacked out.
*~ The Inn in Toibi ~*
" IVAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! IVAN!!! " Mia yelled as she looked high and low for Ivan. " I heard someone leave down the hall, but I thought that it was the Inn keeper! That must of been Ivan!!! Where is he! Ivan!!!" She ran around the Inn turning over every thing.
Isaac and Garet were worried about Ivan too, but, unlike Mia, realized that turning over everything in the Inn wasn't going to help. So they were watching Mia's mad search for Ivan, while every once and a while, throwing out ideas to Mia about what happened to Ivan. At first they said things that might be true but then they made it in to a game and started saying things that were very murder some ( Maybe some old lady cut off his head and pulled out his brains and fried it for lunch? ) or just plain weird ( Maybe he got picked up by giant robots and he showed them how to read four letter words and how they are making him teach they everything he knows!) Things like that...
" ISAAC! GARET! STOP THAT AND HELP ME FIND IVAN!!!" Mia yelled after getting tried of hearing all the things they were saying.
" Mia... look we're worried too, but up turning everything in the Inn wont help us find him..." Isaac said but it turns out that he didn't say the right thing.
" ISAAC!!! SITTING THERE ISN'T GOING TO HELP EITHER!!! IF YOUR NOT GOING TO HELP ME LOOK IN THE INN, THEN GO OUTSIDE AND FIND HIM." Mia started smacking him over the head with her staff.
" Hahaha! Isaac! " Garet said, but like Isaac, that wasn't the right thing to say either...
" YOU TOO!!! GET OUT THERE AND HELP ISAAC!!!" Mia started him over the head with her staff over his head too. Once again, Mia started the world famous assault of death!
I think that for the humor of the story, I think that I'll end it here and I leave to guess what Mia does to Isaac and Garet...
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Me: I know, I know! The intro is longer than the chapter, but... well live with it!
Tanuki: Right!
Ivan: Were the radio?
Felix: Why?
Ivan: nothing!
Garet: ... I don't think-
Ivan: You got that right!
Garet: Hey!
Felix: Sorry Garet, but the truth hurts...
Garet: T.T
Me: This is for dragon empress... UPDATE!!! I WANT TO READ YOUR NEW CHAPTER!!! HURRY UP!!!
Tanuki: REVIEW!!!
Of course your going to review!
I'll hurt you if you don't...
I'm watching you... I can see you...
Were you thinking about leaving, WITHOUT reviewing?
I didn't think so...
* Garet, Felix, Ivan, Random kid that over heard, and Bob the cheese king run in... *
Ivan: What?!
Felix: Whats up?!
Garet: Where's the fire?!
Random kid that over heard: Is something wrong?!
Bob the cheese king: La-la-laaa.... as long as theres cheese in the world... I'm sure you'll be all right...
Ivan: I can just feel the love, Bob...
Bob the cheese king: I'm sure you can...
Felix: Why did you yell?
Me: They... Evil cartoon network people... They- I CAN'T SAY IT!!!
Garet: Tell us!
Me: THEY MOVED R.K. TO SATURDAYS! AND THEY GOT RID OF INU-YASHA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
* Everyone sweatdrops *
Ivan: What the hell-?
Felix: Damn you! Why the hell do care about that stuff!
Me: WHAT!? WHAT KINDA OF MUSES ARE YOU!!! AS MY MUSES YOU SHOULD LOVE ANIME JUST LIKE ME!!! T.T
Random kid that over heard: Umm... Noo!
Mutaki_Tanuki: IVAN'S KITSUNE!!! I ALSO FEEL YOUR PAIN!!! I WILL HELP YOU MAKE THESE MUSES UNDERSTAND!!!
Me: Tanuki!!! Yes lets get them!
* The boys run and as they pass Isaac, he decides that something's missing and stops them. *
Isaac: Wait! Stop!
* They all stop *
Isaac: There's something missing here...
* Everyone looks at each other and they all scratch their heads *
Isaac: Wheres the chase music!
Everyone: Ahhh!
Isaac: * walks over to the radio and turns it on. The chase music from 'A pup named scooby-doo'* OK, now you can go!
* They all nod not each other and they start to chase each other again. But this time they have the rocking music from 'A pup named scooby-doo that run to. *
Garet: I'm glad Isaac's so smart! * Ducks from a lighting bolt from Ivan's kitsune*
Felix: Why? * jumps over about 20 throwing stars from Tanuki, Big Miaso fan and Karou, and hits his head on a wall * Oww! * rubs head *
Ivan: Because, now we have this great chase music to run to. * Jumps under a table, watches His kitsune and Tanuki run, jumps out and starts to dance. * Do a little dance, make a little love, GET DOWN TONIGHT!!!
* Everyone stops and begin to watch Ivan dance like a freak. *
Tanuki: Wow... Hey Ivan's kitsune!
Me: Yeah?
Tanuki: Because Ivan acting like a freak, lets record this and use it as blackmail!
Me: But everyone's watch it right now!
Tanuki: Not Kokoay...
Me: Right...* Pulls out a video camera from her mini-backpack that as everything you can think of! Really, I've carried my mini-backpack to the boys and girls club for the past two weeks and I've gotten about five comments about how I'm prepared for everything... I think I got batties, lend pencils, and tape player that doesn't have any headphones, a few tapes, My gameboy, My golden sun the lost age, link to the past, seasons, ages, ruby version, lunar legends, some yu-gi-oh cards, a tattoo, and gameboy link cable, and some other stuff... the thing change daily... *
* Everyone sits down and watches Ivan dance like a freak... *
*~ Two days, five hours and ten minutes later... ~*
Ivan: Work, work, work it out baby-
Felix: *from down the hall, half-dead * Its been about two days and he's still dancing... god save us...
Me: Hem, hem! * Hahaha! This is another reason why I'm called a Harry Potter fanatic... Umbridge, that woman should die! Die Umbridge, Die! Putting Harry though hell like that! * We don't pray to god, he isn't the god we follow!
Garet: Right... who is?
Me: Tanuki?
Tanuki: Right! You god we follow is... Pluto! The Roman god of death!
Random kid that over heard: Thats sooo cheery!
Me: Right! I don't what to use a god that everyone else uses, I like to be different!
Bob the cheese king: That you do... Anyways... I think I know how to stop Ivan...
Isaac: How?
Bob the cheese king: Turn off the radio!
Everyone: Ahhh!!!
Garet: I'll go!
* Starts to walk near the radio, but Ivan sees him and shoots him. No, I don't mean with lighting, I mean shoots him, with a pistol *
Garet: X.X
Everyone: AHHHH!!! HE KILLED GARET!!!
Me: It's OK! * Pulls out a laptop from her mini-backpack and types something down. * There! * hits save *
Garet: Hello!
Everyone: Huh?
Me: Helloooo! I'm writing to story here! If I want to bring Garet back from the dead then I can do it!
Felix: Then...
Garet: You...
Isaac: Can...
Random kid that over heard: Turn...
Bob the cheese king: The...
Tanuki: Radio... Why the hell are we talking like this?
Garet: Don't know, but its kinda fun!
Me: Hmm... I could turn it off... I think I will... I need to get the fic started after all... * starts typing things down, and hits save. *
Ivan: I don't want to dance anymore! * Turns and walks away. *
Everyone: What?!
Me: see! * turns laptop around, and they see on the screen ' Ivan now longer wants to dance.' They all sweatdrop * OK lets get started!
IVAN'S KITSUNE DOESN'T OWN GOLDEN SUN, AND EVEN IF SHE COULD, WHO WOULD REALLY CARE? I MEAN, AS LONG AS THE GAME ROCKS, WHY SHOULD WHO OWNS IT MATTER... I'LL TELL YOU WHY... BECAUSE IT TELLS YOU WHO TO KILL WHEN YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME STRESS OFF YOUR BACK! HAHAHA!!!
Tanuki: Wow... I think I would be scared if I owned golden sun... shoot... I'm scared and I don't own golden sun... I'll do the shout-outs...
HEM,HEM! THANKS GOES TO EVERYONE WHO READ THIS FANFIC AND THINK THAT IVAN'S KITSUNE IS NOT CRAZY ( which some of you right now are most likely doing as you read this, yes I mean you... I'm watching you...) AND THINK THAT SHES AN OK WRITER. BUT SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY CAKE AT THE MOMENT... SOOOO...
Felix: Will that works... Lets get this party started!
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*~ The way feelings work... ~*
*// Ivan... I didn't mean to hurt you... //*
Figure was walking across a road. She was the only one there. She had picked to take the road because she knew that no one would be on it. The road had been blocked and no one wanted to climb over the mini-mountain , so they all took the ship if they could. She jumped in mountain is about three seconds, so it was a easy to walk to Toibi.
She had been walking for a while and decided that it was time for a break. She sat down on a rock on the road and looked up into the sky. The stars were shinning brightly above her and she saw a raven fly over head.
" Lucky bird... wings to carry you away when things get to bad... How I wish I could do that as well... But dreaming never got anyone anything... " Kokoay keep looking up, Because that was the only thing worth seeing... Or was it? Kokoay looked down because her neck was hurting and saw someone walking a bit farther from the road. She could tell that this person was older, as in old man older, and male... but that wasn't her problem... no she had more important things to do, and to think about.
" I better get to sleep...hmm... I don't want to sleep out in the open like this, muggers might pass by soooo... Ah! a tree, that'll do." Kokoay went over to the tree, climbed up it, found a good place to lay down, and went to sleep...
*~ To the stars of the story, or maybe just the star... ~*
Ivan turned in his sleep. It was about the sixth time he did so in the last five minutes ( once again, like me when I try to sleep! ^_^;). He just couldn't get any rest...
He sat up in his bed. He had gotten a room to himself out of luck, so nobody saw him get up. He really didn't feel like sleeping... He had a feeling that somebody he knew, besides Isaac and the others, and that they were near by...
" I think I'll go out for a walk... " Ivan pulled on his green overcoat and cape, put on his belt thingy, his shoes and picked up his staff and walked out of his room. He walked quietly down the hall and out of the Inn.
( note: I just remembered that Isaac and his friends didn't get to use the Inn when they first get to Toibi. But I'm going to think of something to fix this so bare with me!)
Mia thought she hear someone walking outside of her room, but thought it must of been the Inn keeper so se went back to sleep...
Ivan was following silk road because it was the only road that Ivan knew that would take him to and from Toibi without a problem, so he was walking along, that feeling getting stronger, but he didn't see anyone. Ivan saw a rock up head, so he sat down on it. he looked up in to the sky and looked up at the stars.
" The stars are so bright... I've heard somewhere that the stars hold the future. I don't know if the power of Jupiter will let me see what the stars hold but... Theres nothing wrong with just looking at them like this... " Ivan laid back on the rock and just keep looking at the stars... in tell he got the feeling that someone was watching him...
He stood up and looked around, but he didn't see anyone. He turned around and saw a tree a bit away, but he couldn't see anyone... " I think I'll go back to Toibi now..." Ivan turned and left.
*~ To the tree that Ivan thought had no one in it... ~*
Kokoay watched Ivan walk away. She had heard Ivan talking and that had woken her up. She was watching as he looked around and as he looked in the tree. She also heard him say that he was going back to Toibi, so now she knew where they all were... But what good did that do her? They all hated her now...
She jumped down from the tree. She just had the feeling that she should follow Ivan, and she did...
*~ Back to Ivan... ~*
Ivan walking slowing kicking a rock as he went. He was so busy with his thoughts that he didn't see the group of people that were watching him, judging him to figure out how rich he was. They decided that he was rich enough to be worth kidnapping...
" Hey that kid doesn't know about us yet... " Thug 1 said.
" Shhh!!! You that way, you that, and you that..." Thug 2 said pointing in three different ways. They all went different ways, slowly gaining on Ivan. Ivan, after all, was to busy thinking about his things that he didn't see the thugs behind him...
" GOTCHA!!!" thug 3 yelled as he put his arm around Ivan. This brought Ivan back to earth. Ivan looked around as the other two thugs ran up to him as well. One tied a rope around him. Ivan began to focus for a blue bolt, but before he could finish, the last thug hit him over the head with something and everything blacked out.
*~ The Inn in Toibi ~*
" IVAN!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! IVAN!!! " Mia yelled as she looked high and low for Ivan. " I heard someone leave down the hall, but I thought that it was the Inn keeper! That must of been Ivan!!! Where is he! Ivan!!!" She ran around the Inn turning over every thing.
Isaac and Garet were worried about Ivan too, but, unlike Mia, realized that turning over everything in the Inn wasn't going to help. So they were watching Mia's mad search for Ivan, while every once and a while, throwing out ideas to Mia about what happened to Ivan. At first they said things that might be true but then they made it in to a game and started saying things that were very murder some ( Maybe some old lady cut off his head and pulled out his brains and fried it for lunch? ) or just plain weird ( Maybe he got picked up by giant robots and he showed them how to read four letter words and how they are making him teach they everything he knows!) Things like that...
" ISAAC! GARET! STOP THAT AND HELP ME FIND IVAN!!!" Mia yelled after getting tried of hearing all the things they were saying.
" Mia... look we're worried too, but up turning everything in the Inn wont help us find him..." Isaac said but it turns out that he didn't say the right thing.
" ISAAC!!! SITTING THERE ISN'T GOING TO HELP EITHER!!! IF YOUR NOT GOING TO HELP ME LOOK IN THE INN, THEN GO OUTSIDE AND FIND HIM." Mia started smacking him over the head with her staff.
" Hahaha! Isaac! " Garet said, but like Isaac, that wasn't the right thing to say either...
" YOU TOO!!! GET OUT THERE AND HELP ISAAC!!!" Mia started him over the head with her staff over his head too. Once again, Mia started the world famous assault of death!
I think that for the humor of the story, I think that I'll end it here and I leave to guess what Mia does to Isaac and Garet...
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Me: I know, I know! The intro is longer than the chapter, but... well live with it!
Tanuki: Right!
Ivan: Were the radio?
Felix: Why?
Ivan: nothing!
Garet: ... I don't think-
Ivan: You got that right!
Garet: Hey!
Felix: Sorry Garet, but the truth hurts...
Garet: T.T
Me: This is for dragon empress... UPDATE!!! I WANT TO READ YOUR NEW CHAPTER!!! HURRY UP!!!
Tanuki: REVIEW!!!
Of course your going to review!
I'll hurt you if you don't...
I'm watching you... I can see you...
Were you thinking about leaving, WITHOUT reviewing?
I didn't think so...