Sorry for the wait, everyone. Hope this next chapter will suffice, even if it is a little short. In case you haven't noticed, I write these chapters as I think 'em. Also, excuse any typos. I don't have a spell check.
Anzu = Tea
Yu-Gi-Oh! = Not mine.
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Of Pineapples and Glowsticks
Chapter 2 - Dolphkeys, Hooo!n
Everyone stopped and stared at Joey as he pointed at Yami with a horrified expression, then followed his finger to Yami.
"What!?" Yami asked again, irritated. "Do I have something on my face?"
Tristan pulled a mirror from Anzu's pocket and showed Yami his reflection. Yami stared at the hideous creature in the mirror. It looked like a miniature turkey, but instead of tail feathers, a dolphin tail was present and a dorsal fin poked out of its back.
"Eww!" Yami exclaimed. "What a gross pict—Why is it moving!?" He shrieked and flapped his wings. Wait a minute.. Wings? "THAT'S ME!!" Horrified and in shock, Yami flopped around and jumped into Yugi's arms.
"AIIEE EWWW!" Yugi screamed, throwing the turkey dolphin thing against a tree. He then gasped and gathered up his dazed other half, hugging him. "I'm sorry, Yami!"
"What the heck happened to him?" Tristan asked, fanning Joey, who had fainted when Yami began flapping around.
"Maybe it has something to do with that odd-looking goo covering Yami's picnic plate and that flash of bright light that happened a few moments ago and that giant flying saucer above us," Yugi wondered aloud.
"Don't be stupid, small fry," Tristan grunted.
"Sorry."
"S'aight."
Joey began to stir, his eyes slitting open. He took one look at Yami, screamed again, and re-fainted. Yami wailed.
"I'm hideous! I even cause Joey to faint!"
"You're not ugly, Yami," Yugi said, petting Yami hesitantly. "Well ….. alright, maybe you are…" Yami started crying.
Tristan went to thwack Yugi upside the head, but shrieked in pain as one of Yugi's hair spikes gouged a gash in his hand. "AAHH DANGIT JOO LIL PUNK!" He then took his flower bouguet and hit Yugi in the face with it. Yugi fell over with a 'bleeehhh'.
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Alien Empress Not-Jackal stared at the screen that showed Yami the turkey dolphin while the Black Luster Soldier was down on his hands and knees, looking for his candy bar, his armor clanking loudly against the floor.
"There you are, you little bugger!" the soldier exclaimed, reaching under a table and grasping a half-eaten Butterfinger bar. He stood up, munching happily on his candy, and marched back over to AENJ. "So what's shakin', dawg? Homeskillet? Tooty fr—OW!" He interrupted himself with a yelp as AENJ beamed him in the forehead with a billiard ball.
"Look at what you did, peon!" AENJ yelled, pointing at the screen.
"And just how is that my fault, again?"
"I said so, drone."
"I'm still not understanding this drone stuff."
"Silence! They're making a move."
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"I've got an idea," stated a now-concious Joey. All over the world, cats and dogs began to get along. Parrots spoke fluent ancient Greek. Lucifer shuddered at a sudden cold draft. "Let's take him to yer grampa, Yuge. He's old, and old peope are supposed to be smart."
"What can my grampa do?"
"I dunno. Witchcraft he learned from a caveman shaman or something."
Yugi pondered a moment. "I guess we can do that." He stood, holding Yami, who was still freaking out.
"Potatos! THE POTATOS!"
"Be quiet, Yami."
And so they started off, leaving the picnic stuff behind and Anzu hemorrhaging on the ground. And as they left, the big UFO hummed and hovered up into the clouds to follow steathily.
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And there you have it. Short, but imformationable. I'll start pondering on the third chapter shortly, but I also have other ideas for other fics roaming around inside my cranium. =D
Black Luster Soldier: Boycott this fic! It's a menace to the fanfic society! HECK NO, WE WON'T GO! HECK NO, WE WON'T GO! HECK N--What are you doing? What is that...? No! NO! KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T BRING THAT BUNNY SUIT NEAR ME! AIIIIEEEE!
AENJ: BWAHAHAH. Come back, loyal servant! I have another mission for you!
Anzu = Tea
Yu-Gi-Oh! = Not mine.
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Of Pineapples and Glowsticks
Chapter 2 - Dolphkeys, Hooo!n
Everyone stopped and stared at Joey as he pointed at Yami with a horrified expression, then followed his finger to Yami.
"What!?" Yami asked again, irritated. "Do I have something on my face?"
Tristan pulled a mirror from Anzu's pocket and showed Yami his reflection. Yami stared at the hideous creature in the mirror. It looked like a miniature turkey, but instead of tail feathers, a dolphin tail was present and a dorsal fin poked out of its back.
"Eww!" Yami exclaimed. "What a gross pict—Why is it moving!?" He shrieked and flapped his wings. Wait a minute.. Wings? "THAT'S ME!!" Horrified and in shock, Yami flopped around and jumped into Yugi's arms.
"AIIEE EWWW!" Yugi screamed, throwing the turkey dolphin thing against a tree. He then gasped and gathered up his dazed other half, hugging him. "I'm sorry, Yami!"
"What the heck happened to him?" Tristan asked, fanning Joey, who had fainted when Yami began flapping around.
"Maybe it has something to do with that odd-looking goo covering Yami's picnic plate and that flash of bright light that happened a few moments ago and that giant flying saucer above us," Yugi wondered aloud.
"Don't be stupid, small fry," Tristan grunted.
"Sorry."
"S'aight."
Joey began to stir, his eyes slitting open. He took one look at Yami, screamed again, and re-fainted. Yami wailed.
"I'm hideous! I even cause Joey to faint!"
"You're not ugly, Yami," Yugi said, petting Yami hesitantly. "Well ….. alright, maybe you are…" Yami started crying.
Tristan went to thwack Yugi upside the head, but shrieked in pain as one of Yugi's hair spikes gouged a gash in his hand. "AAHH DANGIT JOO LIL PUNK!" He then took his flower bouguet and hit Yugi in the face with it. Yugi fell over with a 'bleeehhh'.
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Alien Empress Not-Jackal stared at the screen that showed Yami the turkey dolphin while the Black Luster Soldier was down on his hands and knees, looking for his candy bar, his armor clanking loudly against the floor.
"There you are, you little bugger!" the soldier exclaimed, reaching under a table and grasping a half-eaten Butterfinger bar. He stood up, munching happily on his candy, and marched back over to AENJ. "So what's shakin', dawg? Homeskillet? Tooty fr—OW!" He interrupted himself with a yelp as AENJ beamed him in the forehead with a billiard ball.
"Look at what you did, peon!" AENJ yelled, pointing at the screen.
"And just how is that my fault, again?"
"I said so, drone."
"I'm still not understanding this drone stuff."
"Silence! They're making a move."
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"I've got an idea," stated a now-concious Joey. All over the world, cats and dogs began to get along. Parrots spoke fluent ancient Greek. Lucifer shuddered at a sudden cold draft. "Let's take him to yer grampa, Yuge. He's old, and old peope are supposed to be smart."
"What can my grampa do?"
"I dunno. Witchcraft he learned from a caveman shaman or something."
Yugi pondered a moment. "I guess we can do that." He stood, holding Yami, who was still freaking out.
"Potatos! THE POTATOS!"
"Be quiet, Yami."
And so they started off, leaving the picnic stuff behind and Anzu hemorrhaging on the ground. And as they left, the big UFO hummed and hovered up into the clouds to follow steathily.
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And there you have it. Short, but imformationable. I'll start pondering on the third chapter shortly, but I also have other ideas for other fics roaming around inside my cranium. =D
Black Luster Soldier: Boycott this fic! It's a menace to the fanfic society! HECK NO, WE WON'T GO! HECK NO, WE WON'T GO! HECK N--What are you doing? What is that...? No! NO! KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T BRING THAT BUNNY SUIT NEAR ME! AIIIIEEEE!
AENJ: BWAHAHAH. Come back, loyal servant! I have another mission for you!