Me: Hiya! Gets get this party started! * Turns on the radio and hears the radio ad for the wild 94.9 musical chairs contest. * I hate this ad! I sounds sooo dumb, kinda like Garet on a good day.
Garet: Hey! I heard that!
Ivan: Really? Never would of guessed...
Garet: Hey!
Ivan: Hey is for horses and cows like you.
Garet: Hey!!
Ivan: Do you hear anything I say?
Garet: GRRRR!!!
* a hands lands on Garet's shoulder and Felix's head shows up over his shoulder *
Felix: He's just mad because he looks so much like a girl that not even he couldn't tell that he was a boy or a girl...
Ivan: THATS NOT TRUE!!!
Felix: Is, then how come you thought that the 'girl' in your dream was really you?
Ivan: GRRR!!! DIE ASSHOLE!!! * Begins firing everything he has all over the place. Everyone beings running all over the house except Ivan's Kitsune. She is just sitting there watching about 15-20 people run for their lives in he house that's smaller then a house of shit. When one of Ivan's energy attacks went her way she put up a shield. You'd think being Ivan's Kitsune would mean that Ivan can control you, right? Wrong! *
Me: Shut up Ivan, the truth hurts!
Ivan: T.T
Me: IF THE WORLD IS ROUND THEN WEYARD IS FLAT. DON'T YOU THINK THAT ITS WEIRD? IF CAMELOT OWNS GOLDEN SUN, THEN IVAN'S KITSUNE DOESN'T. DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S WRONG?
Ivan: What the hell is that?
Me: Why lame logic.
Ivan: ...
Me: Lets get this party started!!!
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: I know that but it's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying? ^ ~
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Never mind!
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*~ The two sides, and as a plus, we learn to count! ~*
" Ivan... this enemy isn't what you think.... AHHH! T-take a closer-r look at the-e 'g-girl' you'll-l find out the truth-h, it-ts n-n-not your fault! Ivan-n only you-!!" Kokoay stopped because the 'girl' had thrown another knife to her neck killing her.
"Noooo!!!" Ivan jumped up and attacked the girl. but when he hit the 'girl' he found out who it was, it wasn't a girl it was-
"M-me?"
" Heh heh... It's about time... I was starting to think that you'd never figure it out... " The other Ivan said. Ivan looked closer at the dark haired him. His hair was black and his eyes were red. He didn't know what to think here there was this Ivan that had black hair and red eyes and there was him, which had blond hair and purple eyes. " She sure got in the way... but things eased out in the end... I can't believe that the gods would resurrect-"
" IVAN!!! IVAN GET UP!!! ISAAC AND THE OTHERS ARE COMING!!! " A voice yelled across and woke him up. He saw Kokoay standing over him.
" ... What are you doing here?" Ivan said weakly as she helped him up. Kokoay shook his him hard.
" IT WASN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHO BLEW UP A INN USING WEIRD LIGHTING POWERS!!! " Kokoay pulled Ivan on top of a rock and hid themselves from view.
" What-" Ivan started but Kokoay put her hand over his mouth and whispered in to his ear.
" Isaac, Garet, Mia, Tanuki, and Kitsune are looking for you! And I don't mean ' all of us need to talk' kind of way. It's kinda like 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!' kind of way!" She yelled rather loudly into his ear. Ivan jumped at this and kinda whimpered. " Shhh!!! There they are! Don't move, if you do Tanuki and Kitsune will see you." Kokoay pushed Ivan against the rock. Neither one of them moved.
Isaac and Kitsune looked around the area, trying to see anything unusual. Garet saw a little green, which is from Ivan's cape thingy. Garet tried to look closer but being Garet, just standing there is just a opening for something stupid to happen to the Mars adept. Ivan was praying for that thing to happen soon, and, thankfully, Jupiter answered him.
SMACK!
" OH MY GOD! GARET LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!!!" Mia cried as everyone started to laugh at Garet's new hair decoration. Isaac fell to the ground pounding his fists on the floor. Tanuki and Kitsune busted into a hissy-fit together. Ivan and Kokoay wanted to burst out laughing too, but they didn't want to be found, so they decided to laugh about that bird shit in his hair later.
" MIA!!! GET THIS OUT!!! " Garet ran around in circles, only managing two things. 1) Making everyone laugh harder. 2) Make the bird shit spread in his hair, making everyone laugh harder.
" OK-K!!! St-top running around!!! " Mia tired to stand up but the laugher got the best of her and she fell right back down.
Kitsune was the first to stop laughing ( big wow, huh?) Ivan and Kokoay on the other hand, were using all their will power to keep themselves from cracking.
" We're here to find out what happened to Ivan. Now lets keep moving. Theres no one here so lets move on!" Kitsune pulled Isaac off the floor by his hair ( Owww, thats gotta hurt! ) and that brought everyone back. Mia doused the shit out of Garet's hair ( Is it out? I don't want to walk in to town with bird shit in my hair!) and they left the area, but Isaac took one last look at the area Garet was starting at and narrowed his eyes. He turned around and ran to catch up with the others. Ivan and Kokoay sighed in relief, then they busted out laughing.
" I'm never going to forget that!" Kokoay fell to the ground like Isaac had. Ivan joined her.
" As soon as I get a chance, I'm going to make a joke about that!" Ivan laughed, but stop soon when he heard that Kokoay wasn't laughing anymore. Ivan turned his head and saw that she was resting against the wall with a weird look in her eyes. He didn't like it at all. It looked like pity...
" Ivan... why-?" Kokoay started but Ivan stood up all of a sudden. He looked mad.
" Is that pity I hear?! Are you pitying me!! " Ivan yelled, a little too loud. Ivan heard his voice echo. Kokoay jumped up and grabbed him and led him back towards Suhalla. " What are you doing?! Where are you taking me?!" Ivan would of zapped her, but he just only stand and yell. He still didn't have what it takes to use psynergy.
" That echo will bring Isaac and the others back, and this time Tanuki and Kitsune will do a more better seach- ack!!" Kokoay said as Kitsune jumped in front of her. " I forgot about her speed-!"
" Lets go back-!" Ivan started to turn around but Tanuki was their. Kokoay pointed out Isaac and the others climbing up the mountain. " Damn, what do we do?" Ivan looked around but didn't see any why out.
" We can't just run. Even without you, I can't out run Kitsune. Fighting wouldn't be smart, Tanuki can take tons of abuse before she starts to feel like she can't last longer... Your friends are just about up here, and once they do, theres no way we can get away... " Kokoay trailed off as she tried to think about a new way to get away. Ivan was trying to talk to the voice.
*// Now would be a nice time for some help...!//*
// Hey, what do I sound like? I'm not your power house you know... look, Kokoay's a Venus adept right? Have her heal you. You wouldn't be able to use psynergy, but you'll be able to get away, you can out run Kitsune... as for Kokoay, she's not getting out of here... // Ivan sweatdroped.
"Kokoay! Can you use healing powers?!" Ivan shouted as Kitsune and Tanuki closed in.
" Oh yeah! I forgot about those!!! " Kokoay's hands started glowing and Ivan's wounds were gone.
" OK! I can run now! But now... I have an Idea!" Ivan shouted as he grabbed Kokoay's hand and led her to the cliff Isaac and the others were almost up.
" What are you doing?!" Kokoay shouted as the cliff got closer and closer. She turned around and saw that Kitsune and Tanuki were following.
" Kokoay, I need you to land us on the ground safely, I know you can! Were going to jump down over Isaac and the others. That'll slow them all down a bit! " Ivan shouted as they reached the cliff.
" I'm going to kill you-u-u-uuuuu!!!" Kokoay yelled as Ivan pulled her off the cliff. but because of three facters, they didn't jump far enought.
1) Ivan had to slow down to pull Kokoay over, thus reduceing his speed, and the amount of space in his jump.
2) He's holding on to Kokoay so she can land them. Their weight together drags them down.
3) Garet is in the lead of Isaac and Mia, being the one with the most stan-a-ma ( Note: I couldn't spell the word so just sound it out. If your a true RPG fan, you'll know what that word means. ) So something funny most happen to him, poor Garet, yeah right!
" Owwww!!! Damn you! " Garet yelled as four feet landed and jumped off his head. Yep, thats right, they used Garet's head as a human tam-pull-lean. ( See above. )
" Ivan! Kokoay?! " Isaac yelled as the to of them jump over them and passed Mia.
" Isaac, I think there going to try to land!!! " Mia just had to point out what everone knew, even Garet. It's hard not to see something, even for Garet, when it land and pushs off your head.
Ivan and Kokoay were gettign closer to the ground, And Kokoay wasn't really paying attention due to the fact that she was yelling every swear word ever use in the history of the world.
" Kokoay! Pay attention!" Ivan yelled when they were about three feet from the ground.
" Oh!" Kokoay did a weird jig and manged to land them without killing them, but they still didn't get out of that unharmed. " Oww... "
" Your telling me... But this isn't the time! Kitsune and Tanuki are following! Lets get out of here! " Ivan yelled as He helped Kokoay up. the two of them took off they they ran as fast as they could. Ivan was faster, but not too much. Kitsune and Tanuki land much more gracefully.
" I think were're too late. they got away..." Kitsune said with a sigh.
" There's always tomorrow!!" Tanuki said as she watched the dust from the two move on.
" Yes..."
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Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ivan: Why must you laugh at the end of every chapter?
Me: Because I'm aways aso happy with what I wrote!!!
Garet: Nerd.
Felix: Freak.
Kitsune: Weirdo.
Kokoay: Loser.
Tanuki: Um... sc-
Lady Inu: MONKEY!!!
* Everyone stares at the new girl *
Me: It's my crazy, monkey likeing sister!!! AHHHHH!!!
* Everyone beings runing around in circles yelling *
Lady Inu: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HATE CHEESE AND I LIKE IT!!!
Bob the cheese king: Noooo!!! NO ONE MUST HATE CHEESE!!!
Lady Inu: Well I do!!!
Me: Shut up.
Lady Inu: I'm telling mom! * runs off *
Me: Moron.
Ivan: Can you make us stop running around in circles?! * Ivan's Kitsune looks and see that everyone is still running around and they all look like their getting dizzy *
Ivan: @_@
Jenna: @_@
Mia: @_@
Isaac: @_@
Felix: @_@
Garet: La-la-laaaaa * is having fun *
Me: OK lets see here.... * types something down. *
* Everyone is now bowing in front of Ivan's Kitsune holding food and other great things like that. *
Everyone: What the hell?!!
Me: Keep bowing slaves!!! As for you reviewers!!! Read and Review or else you will end up like these poor fools!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Garet: Hey! I heard that!
Ivan: Really? Never would of guessed...
Garet: Hey!
Ivan: Hey is for horses and cows like you.
Garet: Hey!!
Ivan: Do you hear anything I say?
Garet: GRRRR!!!
* a hands lands on Garet's shoulder and Felix's head shows up over his shoulder *
Felix: He's just mad because he looks so much like a girl that not even he couldn't tell that he was a boy or a girl...
Ivan: THATS NOT TRUE!!!
Felix: Is, then how come you thought that the 'girl' in your dream was really you?
Ivan: GRRR!!! DIE ASSHOLE!!! * Begins firing everything he has all over the place. Everyone beings running all over the house except Ivan's Kitsune. She is just sitting there watching about 15-20 people run for their lives in he house that's smaller then a house of shit. When one of Ivan's energy attacks went her way she put up a shield. You'd think being Ivan's Kitsune would mean that Ivan can control you, right? Wrong! *
Me: Shut up Ivan, the truth hurts!
Ivan: T.T
Me: IF THE WORLD IS ROUND THEN WEYARD IS FLAT. DON'T YOU THINK THAT ITS WEIRD? IF CAMELOT OWNS GOLDEN SUN, THEN IVAN'S KITSUNE DOESN'T. DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S WRONG?
Ivan: What the hell is that?
Me: Why lame logic.
Ivan: ...
Me: Lets get this party started!!!
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: I know that but it's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying? ^ ~
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Lets get this party started.
Ivan: It's not a party, its a story.
Me: It's a saying.
Ivan: Whats a saying?
Me: Never mind!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*~ The two sides, and as a plus, we learn to count! ~*
" Ivan... this enemy isn't what you think.... AHHH! T-take a closer-r look at the-e 'g-girl' you'll-l find out the truth-h, it-ts n-n-not your fault! Ivan-n only you-!!" Kokoay stopped because the 'girl' had thrown another knife to her neck killing her.
"Noooo!!!" Ivan jumped up and attacked the girl. but when he hit the 'girl' he found out who it was, it wasn't a girl it was-
"M-me?"
" Heh heh... It's about time... I was starting to think that you'd never figure it out... " The other Ivan said. Ivan looked closer at the dark haired him. His hair was black and his eyes were red. He didn't know what to think here there was this Ivan that had black hair and red eyes and there was him, which had blond hair and purple eyes. " She sure got in the way... but things eased out in the end... I can't believe that the gods would resurrect-"
" IVAN!!! IVAN GET UP!!! ISAAC AND THE OTHERS ARE COMING!!! " A voice yelled across and woke him up. He saw Kokoay standing over him.
" ... What are you doing here?" Ivan said weakly as she helped him up. Kokoay shook his him hard.
" IT WASN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHO BLEW UP A INN USING WEIRD LIGHTING POWERS!!! " Kokoay pulled Ivan on top of a rock and hid themselves from view.
" What-" Ivan started but Kokoay put her hand over his mouth and whispered in to his ear.
" Isaac, Garet, Mia, Tanuki, and Kitsune are looking for you! And I don't mean ' all of us need to talk' kind of way. It's kinda like 'I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!' kind of way!" She yelled rather loudly into his ear. Ivan jumped at this and kinda whimpered. " Shhh!!! There they are! Don't move, if you do Tanuki and Kitsune will see you." Kokoay pushed Ivan against the rock. Neither one of them moved.
Isaac and Kitsune looked around the area, trying to see anything unusual. Garet saw a little green, which is from Ivan's cape thingy. Garet tried to look closer but being Garet, just standing there is just a opening for something stupid to happen to the Mars adept. Ivan was praying for that thing to happen soon, and, thankfully, Jupiter answered him.
SMACK!
" OH MY GOD! GARET LOOK AT YOUR HAIR!!!" Mia cried as everyone started to laugh at Garet's new hair decoration. Isaac fell to the ground pounding his fists on the floor. Tanuki and Kitsune busted into a hissy-fit together. Ivan and Kokoay wanted to burst out laughing too, but they didn't want to be found, so they decided to laugh about that bird shit in his hair later.
" MIA!!! GET THIS OUT!!! " Garet ran around in circles, only managing two things. 1) Making everyone laugh harder. 2) Make the bird shit spread in his hair, making everyone laugh harder.
" OK-K!!! St-top running around!!! " Mia tired to stand up but the laugher got the best of her and she fell right back down.
Kitsune was the first to stop laughing ( big wow, huh?) Ivan and Kokoay on the other hand, were using all their will power to keep themselves from cracking.
" We're here to find out what happened to Ivan. Now lets keep moving. Theres no one here so lets move on!" Kitsune pulled Isaac off the floor by his hair ( Owww, thats gotta hurt! ) and that brought everyone back. Mia doused the shit out of Garet's hair ( Is it out? I don't want to walk in to town with bird shit in my hair!) and they left the area, but Isaac took one last look at the area Garet was starting at and narrowed his eyes. He turned around and ran to catch up with the others. Ivan and Kokoay sighed in relief, then they busted out laughing.
" I'm never going to forget that!" Kokoay fell to the ground like Isaac had. Ivan joined her.
" As soon as I get a chance, I'm going to make a joke about that!" Ivan laughed, but stop soon when he heard that Kokoay wasn't laughing anymore. Ivan turned his head and saw that she was resting against the wall with a weird look in her eyes. He didn't like it at all. It looked like pity...
" Ivan... why-?" Kokoay started but Ivan stood up all of a sudden. He looked mad.
" Is that pity I hear?! Are you pitying me!! " Ivan yelled, a little too loud. Ivan heard his voice echo. Kokoay jumped up and grabbed him and led him back towards Suhalla. " What are you doing?! Where are you taking me?!" Ivan would of zapped her, but he just only stand and yell. He still didn't have what it takes to use psynergy.
" That echo will bring Isaac and the others back, and this time Tanuki and Kitsune will do a more better seach- ack!!" Kokoay said as Kitsune jumped in front of her. " I forgot about her speed-!"
" Lets go back-!" Ivan started to turn around but Tanuki was their. Kokoay pointed out Isaac and the others climbing up the mountain. " Damn, what do we do?" Ivan looked around but didn't see any why out.
" We can't just run. Even without you, I can't out run Kitsune. Fighting wouldn't be smart, Tanuki can take tons of abuse before she starts to feel like she can't last longer... Your friends are just about up here, and once they do, theres no way we can get away... " Kokoay trailed off as she tried to think about a new way to get away. Ivan was trying to talk to the voice.
*// Now would be a nice time for some help...!//*
// Hey, what do I sound like? I'm not your power house you know... look, Kokoay's a Venus adept right? Have her heal you. You wouldn't be able to use psynergy, but you'll be able to get away, you can out run Kitsune... as for Kokoay, she's not getting out of here... // Ivan sweatdroped.
"Kokoay! Can you use healing powers?!" Ivan shouted as Kitsune and Tanuki closed in.
" Oh yeah! I forgot about those!!! " Kokoay's hands started glowing and Ivan's wounds were gone.
" OK! I can run now! But now... I have an Idea!" Ivan shouted as he grabbed Kokoay's hand and led her to the cliff Isaac and the others were almost up.
" What are you doing?!" Kokoay shouted as the cliff got closer and closer. She turned around and saw that Kitsune and Tanuki were following.
" Kokoay, I need you to land us on the ground safely, I know you can! Were going to jump down over Isaac and the others. That'll slow them all down a bit! " Ivan shouted as they reached the cliff.
" I'm going to kill you-u-u-uuuuu!!!" Kokoay yelled as Ivan pulled her off the cliff. but because of three facters, they didn't jump far enought.
1) Ivan had to slow down to pull Kokoay over, thus reduceing his speed, and the amount of space in his jump.
2) He's holding on to Kokoay so she can land them. Their weight together drags them down.
3) Garet is in the lead of Isaac and Mia, being the one with the most stan-a-ma ( Note: I couldn't spell the word so just sound it out. If your a true RPG fan, you'll know what that word means. ) So something funny most happen to him, poor Garet, yeah right!
" Owwww!!! Damn you! " Garet yelled as four feet landed and jumped off his head. Yep, thats right, they used Garet's head as a human tam-pull-lean. ( See above. )
" Ivan! Kokoay?! " Isaac yelled as the to of them jump over them and passed Mia.
" Isaac, I think there going to try to land!!! " Mia just had to point out what everone knew, even Garet. It's hard not to see something, even for Garet, when it land and pushs off your head.
Ivan and Kokoay were gettign closer to the ground, And Kokoay wasn't really paying attention due to the fact that she was yelling every swear word ever use in the history of the world.
" Kokoay! Pay attention!" Ivan yelled when they were about three feet from the ground.
" Oh!" Kokoay did a weird jig and manged to land them without killing them, but they still didn't get out of that unharmed. " Oww... "
" Your telling me... But this isn't the time! Kitsune and Tanuki are following! Lets get out of here! " Ivan yelled as He helped Kokoay up. the two of them took off they they ran as fast as they could. Ivan was faster, but not too much. Kitsune and Tanuki land much more gracefully.
" I think were're too late. they got away..." Kitsune said with a sigh.
" There's always tomorrow!!" Tanuki said as she watched the dust from the two move on.
" Yes..."
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Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ivan: Why must you laugh at the end of every chapter?
Me: Because I'm aways aso happy with what I wrote!!!
Garet: Nerd.
Felix: Freak.
Kitsune: Weirdo.
Kokoay: Loser.
Tanuki: Um... sc-
Lady Inu: MONKEY!!!
* Everyone stares at the new girl *
Me: It's my crazy, monkey likeing sister!!! AHHHHH!!!
* Everyone beings runing around in circles yelling *
Lady Inu: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HATE CHEESE AND I LIKE IT!!!
Bob the cheese king: Noooo!!! NO ONE MUST HATE CHEESE!!!
Lady Inu: Well I do!!!
Me: Shut up.
Lady Inu: I'm telling mom! * runs off *
Me: Moron.
Ivan: Can you make us stop running around in circles?! * Ivan's Kitsune looks and see that everyone is still running around and they all look like their getting dizzy *
Ivan: @_@
Jenna: @_@
Mia: @_@
Isaac: @_@
Felix: @_@
Garet: La-la-laaaaa * is having fun *
Me: OK lets see here.... * types something down. *
* Everyone is now bowing in front of Ivan's Kitsune holding food and other great things like that. *
Everyone: What the hell?!!
Me: Keep bowing slaves!!! As for you reviewers!!! Read and Review or else you will end up like these poor fools!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!