Well, I would like to dedicate this chapter to Angels Creation. Im not totally sure why, but her review made me all tingly inside! Hehe.
And im so totally sorry I haven't updated! I was at my dads house for a whole week, then I had my birthday party and I was mondo tired! Sorry!
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(this has nothing to do with the chapter.)
So I went looking out today
For the one who got away
Murder walking round the block
Ending up in King's Cross
Good luck, bad luck waiting in a line
It takes more than the matter of time
-Pet Shop Boys "Kings Cross"
Still has nothing to do with the chapter, I just thought it was cool cause it had Kings Cross in it. Hehe )
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"What do you mean the tracking device isn't showing up?" Cornelius Fudge (jr.) yelled.
"The tracking device just faded out sir. I don't have an explanation."
"How is that possible?"
"It isn't, unless the person it is tracking has fallen off the face of the earth...or died"
"Are you trying to tell me that you think You-Know-Who is DEAD?" Fudge yelled to his secretary.
"I think I am sir. I think I am"
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"For the hundredth time Harry, who was that?" Lexi cried. "And what are you doing?" She asked as Harry stuck out his wand arm. A loud bang rang in their ears and a shocking purple triple-decker bus appeared right in front of their eyes. She turned around and saw the Malfoy Manor behind her but quickly turned back.
"What the f-" Lexi tried to continue but Harry has quickly put his soft hand over her mouth to keep her from saying anything profane. Lexis eyes widened as she was barely able to breath through her nose or mouth.
The large doors opened and Stan jumped out onto the soft grass.
" 'ello there Harry!" He cried. Harry smiled at him with his hand still over Lexis mouth. She tried to get him to move it but he was too concentrated on lifting Ron onto the bus in his unconscious state.
Lexi got an evil glint in her eye as she thought of a way to remove his hand. Moistening her tongue in her mouth, she tried not to grin. She quickly stuck her tongue out of her mouth and licked the palm of Harry's hand.
He jumped and pulled his hand away. He grimaced and wiped his hand off on his robes. Lexi laughed as Stan tried not to smile.
"Ewe, Lexi! I know Hermione taught you that. She used to do it to people all the time." Stan gasped as he dropped Ron onto the stony pavement. Harry smacked himself in the head with his clean hand and took out his wand.
"Lightendo Candelas" He spoke. Ron rose into the air as Stan smirked. Harry and Lexi walked towards the door as Harry pushed his friend in mid-air. They walked onto the bus and Harry dug out his moneybag. He handed Stan some money as he looked at the drivers seat.
"Ernie!" He smiled. Ernie looked up and smiled. Stan showed the two their beds and showed them where they could put Ron.
"Hold on!" Stan shouted. Lexi looked confused as Harry gripped the bed and tensed up. Out of nowhere, there was another bang and Lexi flew backwards onto the floor. Harry laughed as Ron was floating backwards. He jumped up and ran after him.
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There was another bang and the Knight bus pulled up at the Quidditch Stadium. Ron had recently woken up and as thoroughly confused as to his whereabouts. After some reminding, he remembered everything. Reaching for his wand- muttering the curse- killing you-know-who...
After they got off the bus, reporters were flocking them everywhere they went. Harry just kept repeating "no comment" and pulling to two with him. Apparently, he had been in this position many a time.
"Mr. Potter-"
"Is it true-"
"Mr. Potter. Is it true at you have officially destroyed You-Know-Who?" That one particular question caught Harry's attention. He stopped dead in his tracks and startled Ron and Lexi. Ron had been thinking about what Harry had said when they were battling Voldemort. Daughter?
"Who just asked about killing Voldemort?" Harry spoke up as he turned around. All of the reporters flinched as one raised her hand.
"I did Mister Potter."
"Could you repeat the question?" Harry asked trying to sound pleasant. The reporter nodded.
"Is it true at you yourself have officially destroyed You-Know-Who?" Harry raised an eyebrow.
"What is your name?" he asked her. She was now digging the thin heel of her high-heeled shoes into the muddy grass nervously.
"Karis Byram, Mr. Potter. I'm a reporter for the Daily Prophet." She was now biting her bottom lip almost hard enough to draw blood. Harry grinned.
"Well Ms. Byram, what you ask is not true" he said stepping a little bit closer to the crowd, emphasizing the word 'not'. "Although, the fact that he is destroyed IS true. My friend and co-player for Puddle U, Ron Weasley had destroyed him." There was murmuring in the group as Ron turned beet red.
"So." Harry said. "If I may sound so formal, Voldemort is officially dead." He cried.
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Voldemort Officially Dead
As declared by Harry potter yesterday, Voldemort is officially dead. This daring act was preformed by none other than Chudley Cannons Seeker, Ronald Weasley. More info to come as Mr. Potter had no other comments...
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Yea I know, this was kinda boring in places, except for the part where Lexi licks Harry's hand. Lol. I love that part. It was so funni.
And im so totally sorry I haven't updated! I was at my dads house for a whole week, then I had my birthday party and I was mondo tired! Sorry!
* * *
(this has nothing to do with the chapter.)
So I went looking out today
For the one who got away
Murder walking round the block
Ending up in King's Cross
Good luck, bad luck waiting in a line
It takes more than the matter of time
-Pet Shop Boys "Kings Cross"
Still has nothing to do with the chapter, I just thought it was cool cause it had Kings Cross in it. Hehe )
* * *
"What do you mean the tracking device isn't showing up?" Cornelius Fudge (jr.) yelled.
"The tracking device just faded out sir. I don't have an explanation."
"How is that possible?"
"It isn't, unless the person it is tracking has fallen off the face of the earth...or died"
"Are you trying to tell me that you think You-Know-Who is DEAD?" Fudge yelled to his secretary.
"I think I am sir. I think I am"
* * *
"For the hundredth time Harry, who was that?" Lexi cried. "And what are you doing?" She asked as Harry stuck out his wand arm. A loud bang rang in their ears and a shocking purple triple-decker bus appeared right in front of their eyes. She turned around and saw the Malfoy Manor behind her but quickly turned back.
"What the f-" Lexi tried to continue but Harry has quickly put his soft hand over her mouth to keep her from saying anything profane. Lexis eyes widened as she was barely able to breath through her nose or mouth.
The large doors opened and Stan jumped out onto the soft grass.
" 'ello there Harry!" He cried. Harry smiled at him with his hand still over Lexis mouth. She tried to get him to move it but he was too concentrated on lifting Ron onto the bus in his unconscious state.
Lexi got an evil glint in her eye as she thought of a way to remove his hand. Moistening her tongue in her mouth, she tried not to grin. She quickly stuck her tongue out of her mouth and licked the palm of Harry's hand.
He jumped and pulled his hand away. He grimaced and wiped his hand off on his robes. Lexi laughed as Stan tried not to smile.
"Ewe, Lexi! I know Hermione taught you that. She used to do it to people all the time." Stan gasped as he dropped Ron onto the stony pavement. Harry smacked himself in the head with his clean hand and took out his wand.
"Lightendo Candelas" He spoke. Ron rose into the air as Stan smirked. Harry and Lexi walked towards the door as Harry pushed his friend in mid-air. They walked onto the bus and Harry dug out his moneybag. He handed Stan some money as he looked at the drivers seat.
"Ernie!" He smiled. Ernie looked up and smiled. Stan showed the two their beds and showed them where they could put Ron.
"Hold on!" Stan shouted. Lexi looked confused as Harry gripped the bed and tensed up. Out of nowhere, there was another bang and Lexi flew backwards onto the floor. Harry laughed as Ron was floating backwards. He jumped up and ran after him.
* * *
There was another bang and the Knight bus pulled up at the Quidditch Stadium. Ron had recently woken up and as thoroughly confused as to his whereabouts. After some reminding, he remembered everything. Reaching for his wand- muttering the curse- killing you-know-who...
After they got off the bus, reporters were flocking them everywhere they went. Harry just kept repeating "no comment" and pulling to two with him. Apparently, he had been in this position many a time.
"Mr. Potter-"
"Is it true-"
"Mr. Potter. Is it true at you have officially destroyed You-Know-Who?" That one particular question caught Harry's attention. He stopped dead in his tracks and startled Ron and Lexi. Ron had been thinking about what Harry had said when they were battling Voldemort. Daughter?
"Who just asked about killing Voldemort?" Harry spoke up as he turned around. All of the reporters flinched as one raised her hand.
"I did Mister Potter."
"Could you repeat the question?" Harry asked trying to sound pleasant. The reporter nodded.
"Is it true at you yourself have officially destroyed You-Know-Who?" Harry raised an eyebrow.
"What is your name?" he asked her. She was now digging the thin heel of her high-heeled shoes into the muddy grass nervously.
"Karis Byram, Mr. Potter. I'm a reporter for the Daily Prophet." She was now biting her bottom lip almost hard enough to draw blood. Harry grinned.
"Well Ms. Byram, what you ask is not true" he said stepping a little bit closer to the crowd, emphasizing the word 'not'. "Although, the fact that he is destroyed IS true. My friend and co-player for Puddle U, Ron Weasley had destroyed him." There was murmuring in the group as Ron turned beet red.
"So." Harry said. "If I may sound so formal, Voldemort is officially dead." He cried.
* * *
Voldemort Officially Dead
As declared by Harry potter yesterday, Voldemort is officially dead. This daring act was preformed by none other than Chudley Cannons Seeker, Ronald Weasley. More info to come as Mr. Potter had no other comments...
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Yea I know, this was kinda boring in places, except for the part where Lexi licks Harry's hand. Lol. I love that part. It was so funni.