Legal stuff.
I do not own pokemon or the people in it {I wish I did though} other than
the people/things I make up and add to the story. Gamefreak does. Copyright
Omega Lawyer 2004. Copy my story and Jigglyablos will hunt you down. Guess
which personality made this and win nothing.
Prolog- it's been five years since Ash won the Johto league competition in a deceive win over his rival Gary Oak. After ash won Misty and Brock felt that ash had grown up so much that he didn't need them any more so they left and went back to their homes and he was left all alone with his pokemon. In the 5 years he was on his own he had to battle team rocket many times and beat them every time. Also his pokemon have reached their final forms minus pikachu. He has also gotten primeape, haunter {now gengar} and pidgeot back helping him in battle. Now on to the story.
Chapter 1 Enter the terror
Right now ash is resting in a field just out side of pallet town. His buddy pikachu is in one of the apple trees munching on an apple as usual. Ash stretches and thinks to him self "will I ever find a challenger that will give me a good battle."
Just then Jigglypuff appears and stands on a rock. Ash says "o dam it looks like it is naptime again." Then Jigglypuff starts to speak English and says, "Guess again mortal." Then a huge flash of light appears and jigglypuff splits in half and out comes a giant demon creature with wings and a tail. He look's about 7 foot and has nice minty breath. Ash shocked in amazement Just stands there with his mouth wide open. His buddy pikachu jumps down from the tree and starts to generate electric energy. The light starts to fade and the monster grins at Ash and pikachu. The monster opens his mouth and starts to speak {in English of course} "I am the keeper of the under world my name is Jigglyablos {don't ask} I have decided that there will be a pokemon battle to determent the fate of this tiny dimension." "What kind of battle?" Ash replies. "Take this scroll it will explain everything" the demon replies. Before I leave I will say this "you have 2 weeks to live I suggest you use that time wisely." After he says that he flies away to the north. Ash picks up the scroll and says, "wonder what this is all about." He starts to read the paper that the evil thing left.
It says in 2 weeks there will be a pokemon battle to determine the fate of this dimension. The rules are simple you are defeated if you cannot battle, become unconscious, die or become vaporized. You may use as many pokemon as you can carry
You are to meet me at mount sliver on the day of the compotation. Singed jigglyablos a.k.a. Satan P.S. if you do not show up I will personally track you down and kill you. Have a nice last two weeks. ^_^
"So this is what it is all about." "Pika chu chu" Pikachu says. "Well better start to get ready for the big event," Ash says. So lets go to pallet town and get the rest of the team and start to prepare for the big battle. So they run to professor Oak's lab in the hart of Pallet town. "Professor!" "Yes Ash!" says a far away voice. "Where are you professor he replies." "In the lab" the voice replies. Ash starts to walk to where he hears the voice of the great professor Oak. He walks up a few stares and soon comes face to face with professor Oak. "Let me guess you want to get all of your pokemon and start to train for some big event in 2 week's" Oak says. "...Yah how did you know" ash replies. "Well strange as it is Gary also wanted to take out a few of his poke's to train for some big event he replies." Ash thinks to himself Gary is in the big event. "He says only skilled trainers are in it so I got all of your poke balls in this box for you." Ash thanks professor Oak and leaves to start to prepare for what will be the biggest battle of his life.
I wont bore you with how Ash trains for the battle so I will brings us 2 week's into the future where he is heading for mount sliver and the main event.
"Well Pikachu in a few minutes we should be able to see mount sliver" "Pika" Pikachu replies. They keep walking for a few minutes and finally reach mount sliver.
"Well this is it... Let's see who's in this." As they walk down the hill they see a few other people and Gary. "So all are of you here for the same reason?" Ash says. They all reply yes. "Let me guess the big battle with Jigglyablos." Again they All reply yes. "Ok." Ash takes a seat on one of the many rock there. While waiting he starts to look around to see who is here. Well there is Gary the elite 5 mew and mewtwo {Karen, Will, Lance, Bruno and Laurel are the elite 5}.
So 1 hour goes by and jigglyablos still has not show up. I wonder where he is Ash wonders. Just then the sky turns black and he finally show up. "Sorry for the delay but some did not show so I had to keep my word on one little matter in the deal and I had to get some pizza for my self... So now that everyone is here let's get started ok... First we need to go to the battle arena."
He takes them to an arena that look's a lot like mewtwo's in the first movie. "Well who wants to be the first to die?" says Jigglyablos. Everyone at once "me." "So it look like I have to decide the list from first to last," says Jigglyablos. "Well to decide the first we will play old maid." At that moment all of the people and mew and mew two fall over anime stile. "The one with the old maid at the end will be first" said jigglyablos.
So they have there big blood filled battle of old maid in the end it was between Laurel and mew two who had cheated by using his psychic power's mind you but it was laurel who ended up with the old maid in the end and the right to fight Jigglyablos first. So both challengers stood at opposite ends of the ring and prepared to start what would be the biggest battle ever. "For the first round it will be a battle between Laurel and the champion of the under world Jigglyablos." Applause "So let's bring out the first victim I mean challenger Laurel." "Go Jinx." {O Joy an ice cub for me to melt} "Ok battle begin." "Jynx ice beam" {shakes head in disgust} "ember." The fire attack completely melt's the ice beam. "Time to end this. Fire blast." A fireball surrounds Jynx and completely melts the stunned pokemon.
"Now what... I know go Magmar." {Yea now I get magmar soup} "The angry Laurel has chosen the fire pokemon magmar. Will it do any better than jynx? Let's see." "Magmar burn it to hell" "We are in hell." "Right... In that case give him a real good burning with fire blast." "Ok" "What? Did you just speak in English?" "Yes I don't know how but I am. "While you are taking part in the big battle I have made it possible for your pokemon to speak in English so you can hear there pain as they slowly suffer." "You monster." "Please I prefer the term demon to monster." "That's all nice and dandy but the crowd is starting to get bored." "Fine begin." "Ok magmar fire blast." "Here let me cool you off."
Water comes up in the battle area in a small crack in the floor and puts out the fire blast and head's toward magmar. "O crap wait I know what to do." Just as the water got within one meter of magmar he spat out a flamethrower hot enough to evaporate all the water.
"... Good trick... But all luck must come to an end." Jigglyablos fly's right at magmar and putt's his fist right through magmar gut, but his hand is now stuck in magmar's gut. "Ouch that has got to hurt." "No Magmar." "I still got 1 attack left in me." "O really then let's see it." "Ok but don't say I didn't warn you."
As soon as magmar said this he let go the biggest flamethrower into jigglyablos face. Jigglyablos holds his face as it is pretty badly burned. "Ah the pain." "Ha ha" "You are going to die for that." "Oh well I did some major damage to your ugly face." "Why you little ..." {strangles Magmar like Homer does to Bart} after this Magmar falls over and dies.
"Well it look's like 2 down 3 {she only brought 5 pokemon} to go for laurel. But what will be her next pokemon to die." "Go Alakazam." "Laurel has chosen alakazam will it do the job let's see." "Alakazam psychic" "So predicable." It seams Alakazam is putting all the force it can into the attack but Jigglyablos is not moving. "I am immune to psychic attack's. I also weigh 2 ton's" "That cant be right he should only weigh 150 pounds from what I see" "actually sir after that choate diet you should weigh 50 ton's" "quiet you... Any way back to killing this Alakazam." "Eep" "Don't worry this wont hurt... much." As soon as he finished the sentence he charged to ward alakazam and threw alakzam in the air and blasted him into oblivion.
"3 down 2 to die" "No not him too... I wish to quit now." "Ha." "What's so funny?" "You didn't read the rules did you. You can't quit you must win or die not give up." "What well screw this?" "Please watch you mouth we wouldn't want to offend the little kids reading this and my poor virgin ear's." "Oh sorry if I offend them." "There don't you feel better now." "Much." "Now who is the next victim?" "I select cloyster." She throw's the poke ball in the ring and out comes the shell pokemon. "Laurel has chosen cloyster will it's shell stand up to the brutal onslaught it has to endure. Let's see on with the fight." "Mmm clam for a snack." "Cloyster if you stay in your shell he can't hurt you. And his fire/water attack's don't work on water pokemon." Right after this is said cloyster shuts it's shell tight in fear.
"I can do more than just fire and water attacks." "What!" Jigglyablos unleashes a thunderbolt that completely cover's cloyster and causes it to faint instantly. "It would appear that cloyster is down for good." "Well it look's like only one pokemon... argh." Jigglyablos' sentence was cut short by what looked like a giant flamethrower right in the back "Thought I was dead well I decided that I can't die until I burn you one last time." "Dam you." "Well in joy your burn. Laurel it was nice being your pokemon." "Magmar no... {A tear drips down her face} Well it was good to be you trainer." At this thought one last smile fills his sad face and he slowly dies again.
"Poor Magmar." "Can we please finish this fight? Dam you I am trying to remember good memories of magmar." "But the fan's are getting bored and well I want to see you dead soon." "Well boo fringing hoo." "Just pick the dam pokemon." "Ok fine. I choose Lapras".
So she throw's the poke ball in the ring and the pokemon appears in the center of it.
"Point less." "Lapras use hyper beam." "Politician beam."
As Jigglyablos says this Preston Manning emerges from the ground and blocks the beam {for those of us who are not Canadian Preston Manning is the ex leader of the reform party and he has a very high pitched nerdy voice}
"Hay 2 on 1 is not fair."
"There is nothing in the rules that says you can't summon a spirit ... now Preston Manning use your reform attack." "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMMM"
{Again for those of us who are not Canadian Preston Manning loves saying the word reform in a very high-pitched voice}
"Well it look's like Preston has Lapras in submission because of his nerdy voice. Boy am I glad I brought my ear plugs today how about you crowd." "The pain my ear's feel like they are going to explode."
So his ears do just that but because of the explosion Lapras head gets disintegrated.
"And that is the match as your current champion Jigglyablos has beaten Laurel. Like it was a hard battle any way". "Ok so what do I do now?" "You come over hear and spin the weal of something." "The wheel of something?" "Yes the Author is getting tired and wants to finish this chapter tonight and is not feeling to well so let's finish this and let the poor man sleep." "Ok." "Just spin the weal."
So she does that and it land's on mystery icon. "Ok so what does that mean?" "It means I am goning to turn you into a random popular person and then turn you into a doll of them." "Ok so who are you goning to turn me into?" "Well let me see who would be the most suited for you... wait I know the perfect person for you." "Who?" "Miss B. Spears." "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO anyone but her." "Well to bad."
At the instant of this Laurel is turned into a doll.
"Well that is chapter 1 please R and R or I will hunt you down like a dog." "Now a word from the author... To you Omega Lawyer."
"Thanks Jigglyablos." "Well that was chapter 1 and don't except chapter 2 for a long time as I have other fan fic's to work on." "Oh and Sandact 6 stop bugging me for this and let me sleep ok. Well until chapter 2 see you."
Prolog- it's been five years since Ash won the Johto league competition in a deceive win over his rival Gary Oak. After ash won Misty and Brock felt that ash had grown up so much that he didn't need them any more so they left and went back to their homes and he was left all alone with his pokemon. In the 5 years he was on his own he had to battle team rocket many times and beat them every time. Also his pokemon have reached their final forms minus pikachu. He has also gotten primeape, haunter {now gengar} and pidgeot back helping him in battle. Now on to the story.
Chapter 1 Enter the terror
Right now ash is resting in a field just out side of pallet town. His buddy pikachu is in one of the apple trees munching on an apple as usual. Ash stretches and thinks to him self "will I ever find a challenger that will give me a good battle."
Just then Jigglypuff appears and stands on a rock. Ash says "o dam it looks like it is naptime again." Then Jigglypuff starts to speak English and says, "Guess again mortal." Then a huge flash of light appears and jigglypuff splits in half and out comes a giant demon creature with wings and a tail. He look's about 7 foot and has nice minty breath. Ash shocked in amazement Just stands there with his mouth wide open. His buddy pikachu jumps down from the tree and starts to generate electric energy. The light starts to fade and the monster grins at Ash and pikachu. The monster opens his mouth and starts to speak {in English of course} "I am the keeper of the under world my name is Jigglyablos {don't ask} I have decided that there will be a pokemon battle to determent the fate of this tiny dimension." "What kind of battle?" Ash replies. "Take this scroll it will explain everything" the demon replies. Before I leave I will say this "you have 2 weeks to live I suggest you use that time wisely." After he says that he flies away to the north. Ash picks up the scroll and says, "wonder what this is all about." He starts to read the paper that the evil thing left.
It says in 2 weeks there will be a pokemon battle to determine the fate of this dimension. The rules are simple you are defeated if you cannot battle, become unconscious, die or become vaporized. You may use as many pokemon as you can carry
You are to meet me at mount sliver on the day of the compotation. Singed jigglyablos a.k.a. Satan P.S. if you do not show up I will personally track you down and kill you. Have a nice last two weeks. ^_^
"So this is what it is all about." "Pika chu chu" Pikachu says. "Well better start to get ready for the big event," Ash says. So lets go to pallet town and get the rest of the team and start to prepare for the big battle. So they run to professor Oak's lab in the hart of Pallet town. "Professor!" "Yes Ash!" says a far away voice. "Where are you professor he replies." "In the lab" the voice replies. Ash starts to walk to where he hears the voice of the great professor Oak. He walks up a few stares and soon comes face to face with professor Oak. "Let me guess you want to get all of your pokemon and start to train for some big event in 2 week's" Oak says. "...Yah how did you know" ash replies. "Well strange as it is Gary also wanted to take out a few of his poke's to train for some big event he replies." Ash thinks to himself Gary is in the big event. "He says only skilled trainers are in it so I got all of your poke balls in this box for you." Ash thanks professor Oak and leaves to start to prepare for what will be the biggest battle of his life.
I wont bore you with how Ash trains for the battle so I will brings us 2 week's into the future where he is heading for mount sliver and the main event.
"Well Pikachu in a few minutes we should be able to see mount sliver" "Pika" Pikachu replies. They keep walking for a few minutes and finally reach mount sliver.
"Well this is it... Let's see who's in this." As they walk down the hill they see a few other people and Gary. "So all are of you here for the same reason?" Ash says. They all reply yes. "Let me guess the big battle with Jigglyablos." Again they All reply yes. "Ok." Ash takes a seat on one of the many rock there. While waiting he starts to look around to see who is here. Well there is Gary the elite 5 mew and mewtwo {Karen, Will, Lance, Bruno and Laurel are the elite 5}.
So 1 hour goes by and jigglyablos still has not show up. I wonder where he is Ash wonders. Just then the sky turns black and he finally show up. "Sorry for the delay but some did not show so I had to keep my word on one little matter in the deal and I had to get some pizza for my self... So now that everyone is here let's get started ok... First we need to go to the battle arena."
He takes them to an arena that look's a lot like mewtwo's in the first movie. "Well who wants to be the first to die?" says Jigglyablos. Everyone at once "me." "So it look like I have to decide the list from first to last," says Jigglyablos. "Well to decide the first we will play old maid." At that moment all of the people and mew and mew two fall over anime stile. "The one with the old maid at the end will be first" said jigglyablos.
So they have there big blood filled battle of old maid in the end it was between Laurel and mew two who had cheated by using his psychic power's mind you but it was laurel who ended up with the old maid in the end and the right to fight Jigglyablos first. So both challengers stood at opposite ends of the ring and prepared to start what would be the biggest battle ever. "For the first round it will be a battle between Laurel and the champion of the under world Jigglyablos." Applause "So let's bring out the first victim I mean challenger Laurel." "Go Jinx." {O Joy an ice cub for me to melt} "Ok battle begin." "Jynx ice beam" {shakes head in disgust} "ember." The fire attack completely melt's the ice beam. "Time to end this. Fire blast." A fireball surrounds Jynx and completely melts the stunned pokemon.
"Now what... I know go Magmar." {Yea now I get magmar soup} "The angry Laurel has chosen the fire pokemon magmar. Will it do any better than jynx? Let's see." "Magmar burn it to hell" "We are in hell." "Right... In that case give him a real good burning with fire blast." "Ok" "What? Did you just speak in English?" "Yes I don't know how but I am. "While you are taking part in the big battle I have made it possible for your pokemon to speak in English so you can hear there pain as they slowly suffer." "You monster." "Please I prefer the term demon to monster." "That's all nice and dandy but the crowd is starting to get bored." "Fine begin." "Ok magmar fire blast." "Here let me cool you off."
Water comes up in the battle area in a small crack in the floor and puts out the fire blast and head's toward magmar. "O crap wait I know what to do." Just as the water got within one meter of magmar he spat out a flamethrower hot enough to evaporate all the water.
"... Good trick... But all luck must come to an end." Jigglyablos fly's right at magmar and putt's his fist right through magmar gut, but his hand is now stuck in magmar's gut. "Ouch that has got to hurt." "No Magmar." "I still got 1 attack left in me." "O really then let's see it." "Ok but don't say I didn't warn you."
As soon as magmar said this he let go the biggest flamethrower into jigglyablos face. Jigglyablos holds his face as it is pretty badly burned. "Ah the pain." "Ha ha" "You are going to die for that." "Oh well I did some major damage to your ugly face." "Why you little ..." {strangles Magmar like Homer does to Bart} after this Magmar falls over and dies.
"Well it look's like 2 down 3 {she only brought 5 pokemon} to go for laurel. But what will be her next pokemon to die." "Go Alakazam." "Laurel has chosen alakazam will it do the job let's see." "Alakazam psychic" "So predicable." It seams Alakazam is putting all the force it can into the attack but Jigglyablos is not moving. "I am immune to psychic attack's. I also weigh 2 ton's" "That cant be right he should only weigh 150 pounds from what I see" "actually sir after that choate diet you should weigh 50 ton's" "quiet you... Any way back to killing this Alakazam." "Eep" "Don't worry this wont hurt... much." As soon as he finished the sentence he charged to ward alakazam and threw alakzam in the air and blasted him into oblivion.
"3 down 2 to die" "No not him too... I wish to quit now." "Ha." "What's so funny?" "You didn't read the rules did you. You can't quit you must win or die not give up." "What well screw this?" "Please watch you mouth we wouldn't want to offend the little kids reading this and my poor virgin ear's." "Oh sorry if I offend them." "There don't you feel better now." "Much." "Now who is the next victim?" "I select cloyster." She throw's the poke ball in the ring and out comes the shell pokemon. "Laurel has chosen cloyster will it's shell stand up to the brutal onslaught it has to endure. Let's see on with the fight." "Mmm clam for a snack." "Cloyster if you stay in your shell he can't hurt you. And his fire/water attack's don't work on water pokemon." Right after this is said cloyster shuts it's shell tight in fear.
"I can do more than just fire and water attacks." "What!" Jigglyablos unleashes a thunderbolt that completely cover's cloyster and causes it to faint instantly. "It would appear that cloyster is down for good." "Well it look's like only one pokemon... argh." Jigglyablos' sentence was cut short by what looked like a giant flamethrower right in the back "Thought I was dead well I decided that I can't die until I burn you one last time." "Dam you." "Well in joy your burn. Laurel it was nice being your pokemon." "Magmar no... {A tear drips down her face} Well it was good to be you trainer." At this thought one last smile fills his sad face and he slowly dies again.
"Poor Magmar." "Can we please finish this fight? Dam you I am trying to remember good memories of magmar." "But the fan's are getting bored and well I want to see you dead soon." "Well boo fringing hoo." "Just pick the dam pokemon." "Ok fine. I choose Lapras".
So she throw's the poke ball in the ring and the pokemon appears in the center of it.
"Point less." "Lapras use hyper beam." "Politician beam."
As Jigglyablos says this Preston Manning emerges from the ground and blocks the beam {for those of us who are not Canadian Preston Manning is the ex leader of the reform party and he has a very high pitched nerdy voice}
"Hay 2 on 1 is not fair."
"There is nothing in the rules that says you can't summon a spirit ... now Preston Manning use your reform attack." "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFOOOOOOORRRRRRMMMMMMMM"
{Again for those of us who are not Canadian Preston Manning loves saying the word reform in a very high-pitched voice}
"Well it look's like Preston has Lapras in submission because of his nerdy voice. Boy am I glad I brought my ear plugs today how about you crowd." "The pain my ear's feel like they are going to explode."
So his ears do just that but because of the explosion Lapras head gets disintegrated.
"And that is the match as your current champion Jigglyablos has beaten Laurel. Like it was a hard battle any way". "Ok so what do I do now?" "You come over hear and spin the weal of something." "The wheel of something?" "Yes the Author is getting tired and wants to finish this chapter tonight and is not feeling to well so let's finish this and let the poor man sleep." "Ok." "Just spin the weal."
So she does that and it land's on mystery icon. "Ok so what does that mean?" "It means I am goning to turn you into a random popular person and then turn you into a doll of them." "Ok so who are you goning to turn me into?" "Well let me see who would be the most suited for you... wait I know the perfect person for you." "Who?" "Miss B. Spears." "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO anyone but her." "Well to bad."
At the instant of this Laurel is turned into a doll.
"Well that is chapter 1 please R and R or I will hunt you down like a dog." "Now a word from the author... To you Omega Lawyer."
"Thanks Jigglyablos." "Well that was chapter 1 and don't except chapter 2 for a long time as I have other fan fic's to work on." "Oh and Sandact 6 stop bugging me for this and let me sleep ok. Well until chapter 2 see you."