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Copyright 2004 Omega Lawyer. Guess what TV satires I biased Jigglyablos
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Hey I am back and here is chapter 2 of the story enjoy.
"Well now that one is down let's find out the next challenger. Your next challenge is to see who can last the longest listing to boy band music." All the challengers at once scream "No!!!"
The doors shut and Backstreet boy's music fills the air. Gary Ash and Lance leave saying, "screw this. Were leaving." 2 minutes later Mew and Mew Two leave. 5 minutes later Will states, "Frig this." So it was down to Bruno and Karen in a blood filed battle until... Karen gives in saying "dam can't take it any more." "Well that's it Bruno wins. How did you do it?" in a very Ralph Wigam Voice "I like boy bands." Everyone looks at Bruno very disturbed. "Well with that settled lets begin after this short break ____________________________________________________________________
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"Well now on with the main event."
On to round 2 Jigglyablos vs. Bruno begin. "Go Hitmonlee." Throws poke ball in center of ring and out pops Hitmonlee. "{Cough} rip off {cough}" "What?" "Hitmonlee is just a Bruce lee nock off. Bruce lee is also a horrible actor and is even worse at marital arts so this won't even be a challenge." [Author's note- some opinions expressed by some characters do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the author.] "You wont think that way after this. Hitmonlee mega kick."
The Pokemon jumps forward right at Jigglyablos. But all Jigglyablos does is reach out grabs Hitmonlee's foot cracks his foot and throws him back. "Nope still think that way." "I will finish you now with a move from my master. Pain of a thousand lawsuits... Why is it not working?" "Because it is my technique and I didn't show you how to do it." "Well show me how so I can get rid of this fake." "No But how about this." Whispers in Jigglyablos ear. "Sounds good but what does it do." Whispers more in his ear. "Ok that will do." "K bye." Omega Lawyer disappears. "Where did he come from and where did he go... oh well who cares... Time to finish this." "Doh thought he would forget about me and not do this." "Pendulum ticking life away." {Don't ask about the name.}
A black beam heads toward Hitmonlee and vaporized the injured pokemon.
"Sweet I am so using that more often." "Go hitmonchan." "Hey aren't you supposed to be sad over the loss of your pokemon and curse at me?" "Yes but if I beat you he will live again." "Yes but you won't do it with this Jackie Chan nock off." "Stop with the lame insults all ready." "Nobody says that to me you self-absorbed pee brained incompetent boob." "O I am scared you John Travolta nock off." "How dare you compare me to that pathetic idiot." "... A sir." "Quite you." "But the fans are bored and impatient." "... Fine begin." "Hitmonchan mega Punch." "Can't you come up with something more original." "I could but my pokemon can only do moves it knows. Besides it's not like you can come up with any thing better." "Yes I can. Try this. A... Dark Inferno." "That wasn't very original." "True but it was enough to kill Hitmonchan." "What?"
As Bruno looks where Hitmonchan once was he finds the pokemon dazed and burnt to a crisp (just like all the things that my mom makes}. "Dam." "Who is the next to suffer?" "Go Polywrath."
Throws ball and out pops Polywrath. "You didn't pay a lot of attention to the first fight did you?" "How could I you kept all of the competitors locked up in a jail cell and it was very dark and cold." "Oh yah that's right well in that case chaos thunder." Giant bolts of thunder emerge from the tips of Jigglyablos fingers and strike Polywrath into submission. "Oh that's why Polywrath wasn't a good choice." "Yes in fact you could say . . . argh."
Again another blast from Magmar hits Jigglyablos in the back "Ha ha got you again." {Lies back down and dies again.} "Dam you cost me that punch line... doesn't anybody stay dead any more... oh well pick the next pokemon." "Go Steelix." "You don't learn do you?" "What?" "Again I will finish him in one hit with dark inferno."
Lots of red fire balls fire at Steelix and melt him. "Maybe I can mold him into something useful like Lego... oh did I say that out loud" "Well it looks like my last hope is Machamp." Throws ball and Machamp appears. "Looks like this well be fun."^_~ "Machamp use mega kick" "Lawyer beam." Just then a lawyer appeared and simply threw Machamp back. "Ok time to finish this... Jim Shapiro use your annoying info commercial attack." "IIII AAMMMMM Jim the hammer Shapiro!!!"
As this is said a giant hammer comes and makes Machamp into a pancake.
"Ouch that has got to hurt... Oh well it looks like Jigglyablos wins again." "Yes and now it is time for the wheel of something." "What's that?" "It's where you spin the wheel and you get punished based on where it lands." "Ok that doesn't sound too hard." {Spins wheel} "It has landed on... mystery item." "What does that mean?" "It means I get to turn you into a random item so this time I think I will turn you into a small doll of Osama Bin Laden." "No!!!"
With that a poof of smoke appears and Bruno disappears only to be replaced by a small doll of Osama Bin Laden. "So now what do I do with this? Wait I know." another poof of smoke appears and the doll is gone. "What did you do with it sir?" "I sent it on a one-way trip to a white house."
Mean while at the white house.
"Look I don't care what it takes find that cave dwelling maniac... wait what is this package on my desk... {Opens package} oh well this well do to relive some anger." And now back to the fight
"Well it looks like it is time to find the next opponent so your next task is the most evil thing, as you have to watch survivor over and over." "NO!!!"
After a few seconds all of them leave except for will and mew. This goes on until...
"Can't take any more." "Well that means the next challenger is will and we will be back after a short break as we go back to the search for the lost cheese."
"Yes well we haven't found the lost cheese and this time I found another interesting thing an angry mob is here and forming an alliance against Harry Potter." "Well were all ready now all we need to know is where he is." "Well I saw him over there a few seconds ago." "Really?" "Yes" "Lets go then."
All of them leave.
"Well it looks like there is no sight of the lost cheese so lets go back to the match as I think they are ready for round three. Back to you Jigglyablos."
"Pick the first Pokemon to suffer." "Go xatu."
Ball thrown... you get the drill
"Looks like we get turkey for thanksgiving!" "Psychic" "No effect. I should tell you that psychic attacks don't work on me...and now to cook this turkey... Dark inferno... Umm turkey... that was most enjoyable but now I am ready for the second course." "Go Starmie" "Can I eat a starfish...nah." "Oh just be quite and fight." "Fun spoiler...fine... chaos thunder."
Giant bolts of thunder hit starmie and KO the pokemon in one hit. "Well that's 2 dow... argh" Again Magmar gets up and fires another blast of fire at Jigglyablos. "You again this time stay dead." {Fires a big blast of water at Magmar.} "Stay dead this time... and now on with the battle." "Go Mr. Mime"
Do I really have to type it again...no great.
"Double slap." "Double tornado." The two cyclones whip up and blow the mime into the sky. "Pendulum ticking life away." A black beam disincarnates the mime and only his hair is left. "Well looks like I have a new toupee... but now on to the next pokemon."
"Go Magneton." Me to lazy so just read the above descriptions.
"Dark inferno." The attack completely melts Magneton. "Now I have enough metal to make a gamecube, x box and ps2." "I only have one pokemon so go Alakazam." {Not another one.} oh well one last attack. Really annoying pop person beam.
The atmosphere turns black and one of the most ultimate evils appears... Shaggy.
"Shaggy use your bad singing voice attack." Shaggy starts to sing and after a few seconds Alakazam explodes.
"Well there goes the last pokemon so that means that Jigglyablos wins." "Yes and that means that it is time for the wheel of something." "Let me guess I spin it and get my punishment based off that." "Yes you must be Psychic." "Well then lets go." {Spins wheel.} "It landed on... mystery situation." "What does that mean?" "It means that you get to be put into a random situation." "Oh great." "Yes and for the rest of eternity you have to do the y.m.c.a. Dance." "NO!!!"
Will is transported to another part of this world and starts to do the y.m.c.a.
"Well that's it for chapter 2 so off to you Omega Lawyer."
"Yes that is it for the second chapter so Sandact6 please stop standing out side my house and let me sleep again... Well until next time which wont be for a while... See you."
Hey I am back and here is chapter 2 of the story enjoy.
"Well now that one is down let's find out the next challenger. Your next challenge is to see who can last the longest listing to boy band music." All the challengers at once scream "No!!!"
The doors shut and Backstreet boy's music fills the air. Gary Ash and Lance leave saying, "screw this. Were leaving." 2 minutes later Mew and Mew Two leave. 5 minutes later Will states, "Frig this." So it was down to Bruno and Karen in a blood filed battle until... Karen gives in saying "dam can't take it any more." "Well that's it Bruno wins. How did you do it?" in a very Ralph Wigam Voice "I like boy bands." Everyone looks at Bruno very disturbed. "Well with that settled lets begin after this short break ____________________________________________________________________
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"Well now on with the main event."
On to round 2 Jigglyablos vs. Bruno begin. "Go Hitmonlee." Throws poke ball in center of ring and out pops Hitmonlee. "{Cough} rip off {cough}" "What?" "Hitmonlee is just a Bruce lee nock off. Bruce lee is also a horrible actor and is even worse at marital arts so this won't even be a challenge." [Author's note- some opinions expressed by some characters do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the author.] "You wont think that way after this. Hitmonlee mega kick."
The Pokemon jumps forward right at Jigglyablos. But all Jigglyablos does is reach out grabs Hitmonlee's foot cracks his foot and throws him back. "Nope still think that way." "I will finish you now with a move from my master. Pain of a thousand lawsuits... Why is it not working?" "Because it is my technique and I didn't show you how to do it." "Well show me how so I can get rid of this fake." "No But how about this." Whispers in Jigglyablos ear. "Sounds good but what does it do." Whispers more in his ear. "Ok that will do." "K bye." Omega Lawyer disappears. "Where did he come from and where did he go... oh well who cares... Time to finish this." "Doh thought he would forget about me and not do this." "Pendulum ticking life away." {Don't ask about the name.}
A black beam heads toward Hitmonlee and vaporized the injured pokemon.
"Sweet I am so using that more often." "Go hitmonchan." "Hey aren't you supposed to be sad over the loss of your pokemon and curse at me?" "Yes but if I beat you he will live again." "Yes but you won't do it with this Jackie Chan nock off." "Stop with the lame insults all ready." "Nobody says that to me you self-absorbed pee brained incompetent boob." "O I am scared you John Travolta nock off." "How dare you compare me to that pathetic idiot." "... A sir." "Quite you." "But the fans are bored and impatient." "... Fine begin." "Hitmonchan mega Punch." "Can't you come up with something more original." "I could but my pokemon can only do moves it knows. Besides it's not like you can come up with any thing better." "Yes I can. Try this. A... Dark Inferno." "That wasn't very original." "True but it was enough to kill Hitmonchan." "What?"
As Bruno looks where Hitmonchan once was he finds the pokemon dazed and burnt to a crisp (just like all the things that my mom makes}. "Dam." "Who is the next to suffer?" "Go Polywrath."
Throws ball and out pops Polywrath. "You didn't pay a lot of attention to the first fight did you?" "How could I you kept all of the competitors locked up in a jail cell and it was very dark and cold." "Oh yah that's right well in that case chaos thunder." Giant bolts of thunder emerge from the tips of Jigglyablos fingers and strike Polywrath into submission. "Oh that's why Polywrath wasn't a good choice." "Yes in fact you could say . . . argh."
Again another blast from Magmar hits Jigglyablos in the back "Ha ha got you again." {Lies back down and dies again.} "Dam you cost me that punch line... doesn't anybody stay dead any more... oh well pick the next pokemon." "Go Steelix." "You don't learn do you?" "What?" "Again I will finish him in one hit with dark inferno."
Lots of red fire balls fire at Steelix and melt him. "Maybe I can mold him into something useful like Lego... oh did I say that out loud" "Well it looks like my last hope is Machamp." Throws ball and Machamp appears. "Looks like this well be fun."^_~ "Machamp use mega kick" "Lawyer beam." Just then a lawyer appeared and simply threw Machamp back. "Ok time to finish this... Jim Shapiro use your annoying info commercial attack." "IIII AAMMMMM Jim the hammer Shapiro!!!"
As this is said a giant hammer comes and makes Machamp into a pancake.
"Ouch that has got to hurt... Oh well it looks like Jigglyablos wins again." "Yes and now it is time for the wheel of something." "What's that?" "It's where you spin the wheel and you get punished based on where it lands." "Ok that doesn't sound too hard." {Spins wheel} "It has landed on... mystery item." "What does that mean?" "It means I get to turn you into a random item so this time I think I will turn you into a small doll of Osama Bin Laden." "No!!!"
With that a poof of smoke appears and Bruno disappears only to be replaced by a small doll of Osama Bin Laden. "So now what do I do with this? Wait I know." another poof of smoke appears and the doll is gone. "What did you do with it sir?" "I sent it on a one-way trip to a white house."
Mean while at the white house.
"Look I don't care what it takes find that cave dwelling maniac... wait what is this package on my desk... {Opens package} oh well this well do to relive some anger." And now back to the fight
"Well it looks like it is time to find the next opponent so your next task is the most evil thing, as you have to watch survivor over and over." "NO!!!"
After a few seconds all of them leave except for will and mew. This goes on until...
"Can't take any more." "Well that means the next challenger is will and we will be back after a short break as we go back to the search for the lost cheese."
"Yes well we haven't found the lost cheese and this time I found another interesting thing an angry mob is here and forming an alliance against Harry Potter." "Well were all ready now all we need to know is where he is." "Well I saw him over there a few seconds ago." "Really?" "Yes" "Lets go then."
All of them leave.
"Well it looks like there is no sight of the lost cheese so lets go back to the match as I think they are ready for round three. Back to you Jigglyablos."
"Pick the first Pokemon to suffer." "Go xatu."
Ball thrown... you get the drill
"Looks like we get turkey for thanksgiving!" "Psychic" "No effect. I should tell you that psychic attacks don't work on me...and now to cook this turkey... Dark inferno... Umm turkey... that was most enjoyable but now I am ready for the second course." "Go Starmie" "Can I eat a starfish...nah." "Oh just be quite and fight." "Fun spoiler...fine... chaos thunder."
Giant bolts of thunder hit starmie and KO the pokemon in one hit. "Well that's 2 dow... argh" Again Magmar gets up and fires another blast of fire at Jigglyablos. "You again this time stay dead." {Fires a big blast of water at Magmar.} "Stay dead this time... and now on with the battle." "Go Mr. Mime"
Do I really have to type it again...no great.
"Double slap." "Double tornado." The two cyclones whip up and blow the mime into the sky. "Pendulum ticking life away." A black beam disincarnates the mime and only his hair is left. "Well looks like I have a new toupee... but now on to the next pokemon."
"Go Magneton." Me to lazy so just read the above descriptions.
"Dark inferno." The attack completely melts Magneton. "Now I have enough metal to make a gamecube, x box and ps2." "I only have one pokemon so go Alakazam." {Not another one.} oh well one last attack. Really annoying pop person beam.
The atmosphere turns black and one of the most ultimate evils appears... Shaggy.
"Shaggy use your bad singing voice attack." Shaggy starts to sing and after a few seconds Alakazam explodes.
"Well there goes the last pokemon so that means that Jigglyablos wins." "Yes and that means that it is time for the wheel of something." "Let me guess I spin it and get my punishment based off that." "Yes you must be Psychic." "Well then lets go." {Spins wheel.} "It landed on... mystery situation." "What does that mean?" "It means that you get to be put into a random situation." "Oh great." "Yes and for the rest of eternity you have to do the y.m.c.a. Dance." "NO!!!"
Will is transported to another part of this world and starts to do the y.m.c.a.
"Well that's it for chapter 2 so off to you Omega Lawyer."
"Yes that is it for the second chapter so Sandact6 please stop standing out side my house and let me sleep again... Well until next time which wont be for a while... See you."