AUTHOR'S NOTE: These are some of the things that piss me off the most in
life. Flames are accepted (no matter how dumb they may be...)
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"My LEAST Favorite Things"
Based on "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music" by Rodgers and
Hammerstein
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Olsen twins, anime, boy bands, and yuppies,
Leashes on children and sweaters on puppies,
Slutty young pop stars who really can't sing,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
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Computer lingo and reality shows,
Young girls who dress like they're three dollar crack hoes,
Drivers who stop short when their cell phones ring,
These are a few of my least favorite things.
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Sell-outs and phonies and Avril the "sk8er",
Cheapskates who don't give a tip to their waiters,
MTV and the expression "bling bling",
These are a few of my least favorite things.
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When I'm pissed off,
When I'm fuming,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember my least favorite things,
And then I feel REALLY bad!