My 1stest musical, yippee. No flames pleeze, music is HARD. CC ok, I guess,
but if you just dont like tough. By the way, most songs will probably be
from the Lion King, might not be though.
Voldemort woke up with the most curious sensation, like he wanted to
sing while torturing and killing random muggles and others to the tune of
Hakuna Matata.
::Voldy:: Avada Kadavra, what
a wonderful phrase
::Luscious:: Avada Kadavra, ain't no passin' craze
::Both:: It's used with fury, and it will end your DAYS. It's our killing
spree, philosophy, Avada Kadavra (Random muggles drop dead)
Avada- Kadavra Don't forget cruciatus...
::Luscious:: When he was a young git
::Voldy:: When I was a young GIT
::Luscious:: Very nice-
He found that his evil had a snaky appeal
He could kill any muggles any time he feeled
::V:: And I gave Hagrid the blame
::L:: That big oaf was lame
::V:: Decided to change my name
::L:: It gave you more fame
::V:: I was so joy filled/ every time that I -
::L:: Voldemort, not in front of the muggles
(muggles whisper in hushed voices, these particular muggles being Jessica
Simpson's relatives therefore to dense to realize the next word is killed)
"Ok Malfoy, let's get back to the castle." They leave, wondering why they
began that song.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed. He had had the worst nightmare
ever, Voldemort & Malfoy singing. He glanced at his clock 4:59, woefully,
he began to sing a song (to the tune of 1969 in Even Stevens)
:HARRY: I woke up to soon, at 4:59, not 5:00 but the minute before
I woke up to soon at 4:59 because Voldemort was Acting LOONY
:Boys: He didn't get to sleep very far
Until he ate a chocolate baaaar (all eat chocolate)
:Harry: I woke up to soon, at 4:59, not 4:58 but the minute after
I woke up to soon, at 4:59, that's when Voldemort sang with Death Eaters
I woke up to soon at 4:59, sleeping isn't all that eeeasy
I need to to take some Tums so I will feel fine
Cause right now I feel rreeally QUEASY
I woke up to soon at 4:59 not 5:00 but the minute before
I woke up to-
:McGonagall: WHAT IS ALL THIS RACKET, GO BACK TO BED
Boys mutter but go to sleep.
It is now time for breakfast. Harry and Ron go down to the Great Hall.
Where the house elves come out to serve food for some reason, and sing to
the tune of Food glorious Food from Oliver-
Is it worth the waiting for if we live till 84 I hope we dont get any Clo-
othes
Every day we say a prayer, Dumbledore please be fair
Don't give us any Clo-othes
Please not a hat, nor a sock let us find
Let us touch let us use but our rags
: Winky: But there's nothing to stop me from getting a thrill when I just
close my eyes and IMA-GINE
:ALL: Ser-vi-vi-vi-tude
What wouldn't we give for?
That ext-era chore
That's all that we live for
:Winky: What am I fated to, do nothing but brood On Serve- Vi-VI-tude
:All: Servitude glorious Servitude
Cleaning the dishes
While teacher's are in the mood
Serving fresh fishes
:Students: JUST SERVE THE FUCKING FOOD
:Elves: Yes misters and misses we serve food.
Harry: Well this is odd, eh Ron?
Ron( mouth full of food): Effing frougle wear.
Harry: Eh?
Ron: Pajamas
Harry: OK.
Hermione: You are both idiots, leave me to read my incredibly boring
manual.
Harry and Ron leave her to her incredibly boring manual
(A/N hey ppls, R&R, cc wanted. Beta would be nice. Sorry the songs are cut
short, but then it would be like 3 pages a song, look for chapter 2 and
read my other stories)
but if you just dont like tough. By the way, most songs will probably be
from the Lion King, might not be though.
Voldemort woke up with the most curious sensation, like he wanted to
sing while torturing and killing random muggles and others to the tune of
Hakuna Matata.
::Voldy:: Avada Kadavra, what
a wonderful phrase
::Luscious:: Avada Kadavra, ain't no passin' craze
::Both:: It's used with fury, and it will end your DAYS. It's our killing
spree, philosophy, Avada Kadavra (Random muggles drop dead)
Avada- Kadavra Don't forget cruciatus...
::Luscious:: When he was a young git
::Voldy:: When I was a young GIT
::Luscious:: Very nice-
He found that his evil had a snaky appeal
He could kill any muggles any time he feeled
::V:: And I gave Hagrid the blame
::L:: That big oaf was lame
::V:: Decided to change my name
::L:: It gave you more fame
::V:: I was so joy filled/ every time that I -
::L:: Voldemort, not in front of the muggles
(muggles whisper in hushed voices, these particular muggles being Jessica
Simpson's relatives therefore to dense to realize the next word is killed)
"Ok Malfoy, let's get back to the castle." They leave, wondering why they
began that song.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed. He had had the worst nightmare
ever, Voldemort & Malfoy singing. He glanced at his clock 4:59, woefully,
he began to sing a song (to the tune of 1969 in Even Stevens)
:HARRY: I woke up to soon, at 4:59, not 5:00 but the minute before
I woke up to soon at 4:59 because Voldemort was Acting LOONY
:Boys: He didn't get to sleep very far
Until he ate a chocolate baaaar (all eat chocolate)
:Harry: I woke up to soon, at 4:59, not 4:58 but the minute after
I woke up to soon, at 4:59, that's when Voldemort sang with Death Eaters
I woke up to soon at 4:59, sleeping isn't all that eeeasy
I need to to take some Tums so I will feel fine
Cause right now I feel rreeally QUEASY
I woke up to soon at 4:59 not 5:00 but the minute before
I woke up to-
:McGonagall: WHAT IS ALL THIS RACKET, GO BACK TO BED
Boys mutter but go to sleep.
It is now time for breakfast. Harry and Ron go down to the Great Hall.
Where the house elves come out to serve food for some reason, and sing to
the tune of Food glorious Food from Oliver-
Is it worth the waiting for if we live till 84 I hope we dont get any Clo-
othes
Every day we say a prayer, Dumbledore please be fair
Don't give us any Clo-othes
Please not a hat, nor a sock let us find
Let us touch let us use but our rags
: Winky: But there's nothing to stop me from getting a thrill when I just
close my eyes and IMA-GINE
:ALL: Ser-vi-vi-vi-tude
What wouldn't we give for?
That ext-era chore
That's all that we live for
:Winky: What am I fated to, do nothing but brood On Serve- Vi-VI-tude
:All: Servitude glorious Servitude
Cleaning the dishes
While teacher's are in the mood
Serving fresh fishes
:Students: JUST SERVE THE FUCKING FOOD
:Elves: Yes misters and misses we serve food.
Harry: Well this is odd, eh Ron?
Ron( mouth full of food): Effing frougle wear.
Harry: Eh?
Ron: Pajamas
Harry: OK.
Hermione: You are both idiots, leave me to read my incredibly boring
manual.
Harry and Ron leave her to her incredibly boring manual
(A/N hey ppls, R&R, cc wanted. Beta would be nice. Sorry the songs are cut
short, but then it would be like 3 pages a song, look for chapter 2 and
read my other stories)