A year later...
"Chandler..." Monica smiled at Chandler. "This past year has been the best year of my life. You showered me with the most amazing gifts. The best gift of all is your heart... and... well my wedding ring.. We've definitely been through a lot this year. And I don't think I would've made it without you. You are the person who makes my world better. You are the sweetest, kindest, funniest, most lovable person in the world. I'm lucky because I'm married to the most amazing man ever and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you."
Chandler smiled. "My turn." Chandler cleared his throat. "OK. Monica.. you are the most beautiful person ever. I've been with a lot of women. And I know that if everything I have gets taken away you will still be there. You make me the happiest man on earth. I remember the night we got married. The signs that told us to get married. The way we were dressed, the people telling us how amazing we looked together. They're right we do look good together. I'm glad I decided to ride coach. Because if I didn't do that I wouldn't have met you. I love how you don't need expensive things to make you happy. No matter how much you tell me to stop buying stuff for you. I will continue to shower you with gifts. I know that if I die tomorrow. I'll die the happiest man. I love you. "
Tears rolled down Monica's face. "I love you too."
Joey smiled. "You may kiss ... your wife."
Chandler kissed Monica passionately.
"I pronounce you husband and wife.. Wait.. What's the word if you already are married?" Joey looked at Ross.
Ross nodded his head.
*
Monica was sitting outside looking up at the stars.
"Shouldn't you be at the party?
Monica turned around and smiled. "Yea. Sorry I was just thinking."
Chandler sat next to her. "About?"
"The past year." Monica rested her head on Chandler's chest.
"Oh."
"Thank you."
"For?"
"Everything." Monica kissed Chandler.
"No thank you." Chandler wrapped his arms around Monica.
"I can't believe we've been married for a year."
"Yea." Chandler closed his eyes and wrapped his arms tighter around Monica. "We better go inside. They're probably wondering where we are." Chandler stood up.
"Yea."
Chandler held out his hand.
Monica took it. They walked inside. "So when do you wanna start a family?" Monica smiled.
"Umm.. We'll have kids when we have a sign."
"What do you mean?"
"When we get a sign that tells us to start a family."
"What if we never get one?"
"Then we'll wait for a condom to break."
Monica hit Chandler's arm playfully.
A lady holding a baby walked by them.
"Awww.. " Monica gushed over the baby. "There's a sign."
"We need 2 more."
Monica rolled her eyes.
Rachel ran up to Monica and Chandler. "You guys where have you been? We've been looking for you!"
"Outside." Monica nodded.
"Monica Chandler!" A blonde lady waved her hand in the air and rushed over to them.
"Hey Mom.." Chandler smiled.
"I got you guys a present." She handed Chandler a neatly wrapped box.
"Oh thanks mom. We'll open it later."
"No! Open it now! I want to see your faces when you see it!"
"OK." Chandler started to unwrap it. He opened the box and took out a tiny shirt that said I love my grandma. Chandler's eyes grew bigger.
Monica smiled. "Nora it's adorable!"
Chandler started to breathe harder. "1 more!" He walked away.
"What's wrong with him?" Rachel asked.
"Nothing." Monica laughed.
"Time for the best men speech!" Ross hit his champagne glass with a fork.
"ME FIRST!" Joey ran up to the microphone.
"Aw man!" Ross sat down.
Joey pointed at Ross and laughed. Then he put a hand in front of his face. When he put his hand down he had a serious look on his face. "Monica and Chandler make the perfect couple. They are super rich together. I met Monica last year. She's awesome. She is the best cook ever. And I love her sandwiches. Chandler is a lucky guy. He has a wife who has sex with him and makes him sandwiches. Every man's dream. Especially mine. I don't really get why they're getting married again. But They are an amazing coup.. Ross let go of my sandwich!!" Joey ran off stage and pinched Ross' arm.
"Ow" Ross rubbed his arm.
"Go make your stupid speech!" Joey took a big bite of his sandwich. "So good!"
Ross ran up to the stage.. " My turn!" He cleared his throat. "Monica you are an amazing sister and I'm glad you married Chandler because he's perfect for you. I know you guys are gonna be amazing parents and..."
"Fine let's go have a baby!" Chandler stood up and grabbed Monica's hand and headed out the door.
"HEY I WASN'T FINISHED!" Ross whined. And plopped down in his seat.
"Sweetie it's OK." Rachel rubbed Ross' arm.
"I didn't finish my speech!" Ross sipped his champagne.
*
"Are we really gonna do this" Monica asked as Chandler opened the door to their room.
"Yea. We are." Chandler took his jacket off.
"We don't have to if your scared.."
"No. I'm ready."
"Really?"
"Mmm hmm." Chandler nodded and sat on the bed. "Are you scared?" Chandler smiled.
"No..." Monica sat next to Chandler.
"You are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are. Come on let's do it." Chandler pushed Monica back on the bed.
"We should get back to the party." Monica sat up again.
Chandler pushed her back on the bed and kissed her. "I'm ready to have that baby if you are."
Monica looked into Chandler's eyes.
Chandler kissed her again.
"OK I'm ready." Monica smiled.
"Are you really?"
"Yep. Signs are signs." Monica laughed.
"I love you."
"I love you." Monica pulled on Chandler's tie and kissed him.
*
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"Chandler..." Monica smiled at Chandler. "This past year has been the best year of my life. You showered me with the most amazing gifts. The best gift of all is your heart... and... well my wedding ring.. We've definitely been through a lot this year. And I don't think I would've made it without you. You are the person who makes my world better. You are the sweetest, kindest, funniest, most lovable person in the world. I'm lucky because I'm married to the most amazing man ever and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you."
Chandler smiled. "My turn." Chandler cleared his throat. "OK. Monica.. you are the most beautiful person ever. I've been with a lot of women. And I know that if everything I have gets taken away you will still be there. You make me the happiest man on earth. I remember the night we got married. The signs that told us to get married. The way we were dressed, the people telling us how amazing we looked together. They're right we do look good together. I'm glad I decided to ride coach. Because if I didn't do that I wouldn't have met you. I love how you don't need expensive things to make you happy. No matter how much you tell me to stop buying stuff for you. I will continue to shower you with gifts. I know that if I die tomorrow. I'll die the happiest man. I love you. "
Tears rolled down Monica's face. "I love you too."
Joey smiled. "You may kiss ... your wife."
Chandler kissed Monica passionately.
"I pronounce you husband and wife.. Wait.. What's the word if you already are married?" Joey looked at Ross.
Ross nodded his head.
*
Monica was sitting outside looking up at the stars.
"Shouldn't you be at the party?
Monica turned around and smiled. "Yea. Sorry I was just thinking."
Chandler sat next to her. "About?"
"The past year." Monica rested her head on Chandler's chest.
"Oh."
"Thank you."
"For?"
"Everything." Monica kissed Chandler.
"No thank you." Chandler wrapped his arms around Monica.
"I can't believe we've been married for a year."
"Yea." Chandler closed his eyes and wrapped his arms tighter around Monica. "We better go inside. They're probably wondering where we are." Chandler stood up.
"Yea."
Chandler held out his hand.
Monica took it. They walked inside. "So when do you wanna start a family?" Monica smiled.
"Umm.. We'll have kids when we have a sign."
"What do you mean?"
"When we get a sign that tells us to start a family."
"What if we never get one?"
"Then we'll wait for a condom to break."
Monica hit Chandler's arm playfully.
A lady holding a baby walked by them.
"Awww.. " Monica gushed over the baby. "There's a sign."
"We need 2 more."
Monica rolled her eyes.
Rachel ran up to Monica and Chandler. "You guys where have you been? We've been looking for you!"
"Outside." Monica nodded.
"Monica Chandler!" A blonde lady waved her hand in the air and rushed over to them.
"Hey Mom.." Chandler smiled.
"I got you guys a present." She handed Chandler a neatly wrapped box.
"Oh thanks mom. We'll open it later."
"No! Open it now! I want to see your faces when you see it!"
"OK." Chandler started to unwrap it. He opened the box and took out a tiny shirt that said I love my grandma. Chandler's eyes grew bigger.
Monica smiled. "Nora it's adorable!"
Chandler started to breathe harder. "1 more!" He walked away.
"What's wrong with him?" Rachel asked.
"Nothing." Monica laughed.
"Time for the best men speech!" Ross hit his champagne glass with a fork.
"ME FIRST!" Joey ran up to the microphone.
"Aw man!" Ross sat down.
Joey pointed at Ross and laughed. Then he put a hand in front of his face. When he put his hand down he had a serious look on his face. "Monica and Chandler make the perfect couple. They are super rich together. I met Monica last year. She's awesome. She is the best cook ever. And I love her sandwiches. Chandler is a lucky guy. He has a wife who has sex with him and makes him sandwiches. Every man's dream. Especially mine. I don't really get why they're getting married again. But They are an amazing coup.. Ross let go of my sandwich!!" Joey ran off stage and pinched Ross' arm.
"Ow" Ross rubbed his arm.
"Go make your stupid speech!" Joey took a big bite of his sandwich. "So good!"
Ross ran up to the stage.. " My turn!" He cleared his throat. "Monica you are an amazing sister and I'm glad you married Chandler because he's perfect for you. I know you guys are gonna be amazing parents and..."
"Fine let's go have a baby!" Chandler stood up and grabbed Monica's hand and headed out the door.
"HEY I WASN'T FINISHED!" Ross whined. And plopped down in his seat.
"Sweetie it's OK." Rachel rubbed Ross' arm.
"I didn't finish my speech!" Ross sipped his champagne.
*
"Are we really gonna do this" Monica asked as Chandler opened the door to their room.
"Yea. We are." Chandler took his jacket off.
"We don't have to if your scared.."
"No. I'm ready."
"Really?"
"Mmm hmm." Chandler nodded and sat on the bed. "Are you scared?" Chandler smiled.
"No..." Monica sat next to Chandler.
"You are."
"No I'm not."
"Yes you are. Come on let's do it." Chandler pushed Monica back on the bed.
"We should get back to the party." Monica sat up again.
Chandler pushed her back on the bed and kissed her. "I'm ready to have that baby if you are."
Monica looked into Chandler's eyes.
Chandler kissed her again.
"OK I'm ready." Monica smiled.
"Are you really?"
"Yep. Signs are signs." Monica laughed.
"I love you."
"I love you." Monica pulled on Chandler's tie and kissed him.
*
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