Harry & Co. walked to Potions class, prepared for another day of torture
with chains, spikes, clubs, limbs being hacked off, oh wrong story.
Harry: I love Roses Yes I do, I'm going to eat dog doo *looks proud*
Ron: Harry, are you NUTS!!!!!
Harry: Sorry, I mean I love VIOLETS ^_____^
Ron: That's better.
Hermione: LOOOOOOOOK, A BUNNY *hugs bunny that magically appeared*
Snape walks in, angry as usual. Uh-oh, he's SMILING *Students run for dear life*
Snape, to the tune of Oscar Meyer Weiner: My torture has a last name, it's S-P-E-A-R-S
My torture has a first name it's B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y
I listen to it every day and if you ask me why I'll SSAAYY!
Because Brittany Spears has a way with T-O-R-T-U-R-E!! *Brittany Spears pops out of nowhere
Students: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Brittany sings Crazy.
Harry: STOP THE TORTURE STOP THE TORTURE NOT THIS ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!
Hermione: LALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLA LALAAL I CAN NOT HEAR SPEARS!!!
Snape gets an evil grin: HAHAHAHAHA 157 points from all Gryffindors who are shrieking in pain!!!!! 333333345452622533 points to Slytherin for Malfoy freak dancing with her MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. I expect all Gryffindors to be able to sing every one of Brittany's song on Monday, I expect all Slytherins to bring hard objects to throw at the Gryffindors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bell rings for lunch, Harry cannot imagine what horrors await.*
Harry: I cannot imagine what horrors await.
-They arrive in Great Hall for lunch, as they sit down, Snape comes out in a *gasp* HALTER TOP, MINI SKIRT, AND VARIOUS USELESS MAKE-UP PRODUCTS!!!
Dumbledore: Before lunch begins, Prof. Snape would like to sing us a song in his Goldilock wig and gogo high heeled shoes.
Snape *gets on table*: Thank you Dumbledore, and now I will procede Uhhum. **starts dancing*
I'm too sexy for my love. To sexy for my love. *freak dances with coat rack that's magically appeared*
Loves gonna leave. *cat poles coat rack* I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt *takes halter off, spins above head, and throws it to random House-Elf, who cries and commits suicide HAHA, I mean, poor dear Blinky, any-who back to the singing Snape* So sexy that it hurt Oh so sexy! *slaps his but, grossness, author shudders, Hufflepuffs faint, gag, or get transported to Munchkin Land, suckers* I'm too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car ** pulls wand out and explodes non-existent car everyone sees* Too sexy by far. Too sexy for my hat ** flings viking hat from coat rack to the students, hits three Slytherins on their heads* Harry whispers: Knew he favored Slytherins, those lucky pricks **glares at students who are comatose, wheeled away by Healers* Snape: On the catwalk **starts too take off mini skirt* Yeah shake my but on the catwalk **flings mini skirt off to reveal, A THONG!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE Samara Morgan-Ring screams at students, some escape, but then teachers do hexes, making students stand still and watch Snape, HA-HA, err.. Poor students (evil grin) back to Snape, who has his ass towards the students and is wiggling it, ewww* Too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat **picks McGonagall in cat form up, and throws her clear across the room* Poor pussy cat. Too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love. Love went out the door too sexy for my pants **as if taking the mini skirt off wasn't enough, Snape takes off, author pukes, luck to not see it*
Entire student body: STUPIFY!!!!!!
Snape goes to the crazy house.
A/N, I loved this chapter!! REVIEW!!!
Harry: I love Roses Yes I do, I'm going to eat dog doo *looks proud*
Ron: Harry, are you NUTS!!!!!
Harry: Sorry, I mean I love VIOLETS ^_____^
Ron: That's better.
Hermione: LOOOOOOOOK, A BUNNY *hugs bunny that magically appeared*
Snape walks in, angry as usual. Uh-oh, he's SMILING *Students run for dear life*
Snape, to the tune of Oscar Meyer Weiner: My torture has a last name, it's S-P-E-A-R-S
My torture has a first name it's B-R-I-T-T-A-N-Y
I listen to it every day and if you ask me why I'll SSAAYY!
Because Brittany Spears has a way with T-O-R-T-U-R-E!! *Brittany Spears pops out of nowhere
Students: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Brittany sings Crazy.
Harry: STOP THE TORTURE STOP THE TORTURE NOT THIS ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!!
Hermione: LALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLA LALAAL I CAN NOT HEAR SPEARS!!!
Snape gets an evil grin: HAHAHAHAHA 157 points from all Gryffindors who are shrieking in pain!!!!! 333333345452622533 points to Slytherin for Malfoy freak dancing with her MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. I expect all Gryffindors to be able to sing every one of Brittany's song on Monday, I expect all Slytherins to bring hard objects to throw at the Gryffindors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bell rings for lunch, Harry cannot imagine what horrors await.*
Harry: I cannot imagine what horrors await.
-They arrive in Great Hall for lunch, as they sit down, Snape comes out in a *gasp* HALTER TOP, MINI SKIRT, AND VARIOUS USELESS MAKE-UP PRODUCTS!!!
Dumbledore: Before lunch begins, Prof. Snape would like to sing us a song in his Goldilock wig and gogo high heeled shoes.
Snape *gets on table*: Thank you Dumbledore, and now I will procede Uhhum. **starts dancing*
I'm too sexy for my love. To sexy for my love. *freak dances with coat rack that's magically appeared*
Loves gonna leave. *cat poles coat rack* I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt *takes halter off, spins above head, and throws it to random House-Elf, who cries and commits suicide HAHA, I mean, poor dear Blinky, any-who back to the singing Snape* So sexy that it hurt Oh so sexy! *slaps his but, grossness, author shudders, Hufflepuffs faint, gag, or get transported to Munchkin Land, suckers* I'm too sexy for my car. Too sexy for my car ** pulls wand out and explodes non-existent car everyone sees* Too sexy by far. Too sexy for my hat ** flings viking hat from coat rack to the students, hits three Slytherins on their heads* Harry whispers: Knew he favored Slytherins, those lucky pricks **glares at students who are comatose, wheeled away by Healers* Snape: On the catwalk **starts too take off mini skirt* Yeah shake my but on the catwalk **flings mini skirt off to reveal, A THONG!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE Samara Morgan-Ring screams at students, some escape, but then teachers do hexes, making students stand still and watch Snape, HA-HA, err.. Poor students (evil grin) back to Snape, who has his ass towards the students and is wiggling it, ewww* Too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat **picks McGonagall in cat form up, and throws her clear across the room* Poor pussy cat. Too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love. Love went out the door too sexy for my pants **as if taking the mini skirt off wasn't enough, Snape takes off, author pukes, luck to not see it*
Entire student body: STUPIFY!!!!!!
Snape goes to the crazy house.
A/N, I loved this chapter!! REVIEW!!!