Okay, I was watching Bert and Ernie with my baby cousin, and I saw this song. I thought it was soo funny and cute that I just HAD to make a Yu-Gi- Oh songfic out of it. So, here it is! I hope you enjoy it! Don't take it too seriously.

"talking"

*singing

*actions*

Disclaimer: Let's all blob to together and blob proudly!

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(It is the Kaiba Mansion in the dead of night. All is calm and quiet as our favourite billionaire gets some much needed rest. At least, that was the plan......)

MOKUBA: "Seto? You awake?"

(The youngest Kaiba has wandered into his older brother's enormous room, and is currently prodding said brother.)

SETO: *sigh* "What is it, Mokuba?"

MOKUBA: "I can't sleep."

SETO: "So you thought you'd wake me up?"

MOKUBA: "Well, I needed someone to talk to. That helps sometimes."

(By this time, Seto is almost fully awake and glaring at his younger brother from under the covers of his bed.)

SETO: "Well, isn't there anything else you can do to make yourself tired? Like leaving me alone?"

MOKUBA: "Well.....There is ONE thing...."

*Sometimes I have trouble

Falling asleep

But it's not so bad

SETO: *groan* "Mokuba are you singing again? I'm trying to sleep."

MOKUBA:

*I don't worry

And I don't weep.

In fact I'm glad.....

Because I get up off my pillow

And I flip on the light

SETO: "TURN THAT LIGHT BACK OFF!"

(Mokuba is choosing to ignore his brother, instead going full out into song in the middle of Seto's room)

MOKUBA:

*I get down and get hip

In the still of the night

I stretch and I yawn and then I breathe real deep

SETO: *sitting up* "Mokuba!"

MOKUBA:

*And dance myself to sleep!

SETO: *falls back onto his bed* "Oh don't dance. Please don't dance. Why me?"

MOKUBA: *dancing around Seto's bed*

*I hoof around my beddie

Just a-tapping my toes

SETO: "You're dancing."

MOKUBA:

*Before I know what's happening

I'm a-ready to doze

SETO: *groans and covers his head with a pillow*

MOKUBA:

*Got some partners I can count on called the Boogie Woogie sheep

SETO: *removing pillow* "The what!?!?"

MOKUBA: *smiles as the genetically altered sheep from Mokuba's private petting zoo {let's face it-he's rich} come in through the door and dance around Seto*

*I dance myself to sleep

SETO: "I don't believe this. I knew that genetically altered petting zoo was a bad idea."

MOKUBA:

*I gently rock-a-bye myself across the floor

SETO: o.0 "Mokuba! ......What are those sheep doing?"

MOKUBA:

*I turn and then I toss and then I start to snore

SETO: *really annoyed* "MOKUBA!"

MOKUBA:

*My trusty little bugle helps me spread the news

That I'm a tappin' to "Taps"

And I'm a-rarin' to snooze

SETO: "Oh no-not the bugle!

(Mokuba pulls out his bugle from behind his back and begins to perform a smokin' bugle routine)

SETO: o.0 "What are these sheep doing? Mokuba...Those sheep are tap dancing!

(Indeed the sheep are tap dancing to Mokuba's solo)

SETO: Mokuba, please take the sheep out! Let me sleep!" *raises and eyebrow* ".....Where did sheep get tap shoes?"

(The sheep proceed to pick up Seto and his bed and carry him about the room.)

SETO: *waving hands at sheep* "Get away, get away, get away, get away!"

(Mokuba is enthralled with his bugle solo and is oblivious to Seto's predicament.)

SETO: "Mokuba! Would you please tell your sheep to put my bed down?" *to sheep* "Stop! Get away, get away, get away from me! Get away."

(The sheep put Seto's bed down)

SETO: "Okay, thank you.....Wait a minute, wait! Don't pick ME up!"

(The sheep pick Seto up and start to carry him towards the door.)

MOKUBA:

*Well, I'm getting kinda drowsy

So it's time, I know

SETO: *from atop the sheep* "YOU'RE drowsy?!?!"

MOKUBA: *grabbing Blue Eyes White Dragon stuffed animal and heading towards

Seto's bed*

*To grab my Blue Eyes Dragon

While the sheep take my bro'

SETO: "TAKE YOUR BRO?!?!?"

MOKUBA:

*Time to shuffle off to dreamland

Got a date to keep

(The sheep have carried Seto into the hallway)

SETO: "Where are you taking me?!"

MOKUBA:

*We'll dance ourselves to sleep, oh yeah

SETO: "Wait! Wait, what's going on??"

MOKUBA: (climbing into Seto's bed and pulling up the covers)

*We'll dance ourselves to sleep

Wearin' our jammies

SETO: *far away* "Where are they t- what are they doing? Get away!"

MOKUBA:

*We'll dance ourselves to sleep-

And thank you, lambies

SETO: "They're taking me outside! Mokuba!!"

MOKUBA: *turns off light and snuggles under covers*

*We'll dance ourselves to sleep

(Mokuba falls asleep, unaware of Seto's pleas)

SETO: "MOKUBA!!"

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Teehee! I just find that so amusing. Sorry if you don't like it, but I had to get it out of my system. I've actually got a lot of songs that I've been considering for songfics, but was deciding whether or not to do them. Anyway, please review and tell me what you think!

Keep Smiling! ;) April 16, 2004