Hello I am back with chapter two I would like to thank Sunrise19,
cosmiccastaway and alibi girl for reviewing my story. There will be a few
parts in this story that you did not see in the movie kinda like near the
end of the first chapter. So enjoy reading it.
Disclaimer: I still do not own the movie Mulan or Mushu her sidekick dragon. Only Disney owns them and I am so jealous of those people.
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It was noon by the time Cri kee and I had caught up with Mulan. We found her in a bamboo thicket overlooking the camp thinking up ways of trying to act like a man. In my opinion, I don't think she had been around her father enough because her acting stunk worse than Little Brother after rolling in mud. Khan was right though some of her acts were kinda funny.
I thought about how to meet her when an interesting idea came to me, why not make two grand entrances in one day. Except this one would be a little more grand than my awakening.
I made Cri Kee get the supplies I needed while I continued to watch Mulan, occasionally laughing with Khan are her stupid things to say to the general. I knew I had to teach her a few things that would not make her stick out as much.
When Cri Kee finally returned with the things I needed for my grand entrance, mostly sticks and leaves, things that could burn easily, I waited for the right moment.
My moment came when Mulan said "It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army." I quickly spat fire onto the sticks and jumped up behind the flames hoping that I would look big and important and immediately it did. "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle, let me hear you say aye!" I said as my voice echoed around the rocks.
I guess I looked too big to Mulan because when she saw me she screamed. I pretended that she had said "aye" and continued to talk. "That's close enough; get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors." I was cut short for a few seconds by Cri Kee who decided to be a smart aleck and do a shadow puppet of my face. I then pushed him out of the way with my foot and finished what I was saying. "To guide you through your masquerade."
I then bent down for a quick second and stared at Cri Kee angrily. "Come on, you are gonna stay then you are gonna work," I said to him. Cri Kee immediately jumped up and continued to keep the flames moving while I jumped back up.
"So heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death," I say to her making sure that the word death came out nice and clear.
Mulan stood there for a minute and then spoke up. "Who are you?" she asked. I knew now that it was my time to come out but I added a few more things.
"Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls, I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu." I said as I quickly jumped out. I saw her smile for a quick second right when I came out, but that smile quickly turned to a frown. I knew why, I looked bigger on the shadow. I pretended that she was not disappointed. "Pretty hot huh?" I said.
Suddenly for some strange reason, Khan begins stomping on me. Luckily Mulan pushed him out of the way. For a few seconds I lay there trying to get my bearings back and some dirt out of my mouth. Mulan then picks me up like I'm a soggy tissue and then drops me.
"Uh my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?" she said and then pokes me with her finger. What does she think I am, jello? I then push her hand out of the way and tell her of my outrage of calling me a lizard. "Hey dragon, not lizard, I don't do that tongue thing." I said. I then stuck out my tongue to show my point. Lizard, those things are so stupid, they get rid of their tails when danger strikes instead of spewing fire, why do they do that any way.
"You're uh," said Mulan who seemed to be lost for words. I just climb on a nearby bamboo pole so I could be eye level with her and give her a smile. "Intimidating, awe inspiring," I say for her. But those were not the words Mulan was thinking. "Tiny," she finally said. I knew that would come.
"Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience, if I was my real size your cow here would die of fright," I said as I climbed up another bamboo pole and patted Khan on the nose. He then tried to bite me, why would he do that, I did nothing to him. "Down Bessie," I say to him and then I run back to Mulan and sit on her shoulder. "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination, for instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor," I say as I then look down at Mulan's bust. Mulan did not like that and slapped me in the face causing me to fall down into the dust. Luckily Cri Kee was right there to help me up. But now I was mad.
"Alright that's it, dishonor, dishonor on your whole family," I tell her. I then turn to Cri Kee and tell him to write it all down. "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis." I can't finish what I have to say because Mulan then grabs my mouth to quiet me.
"Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous, I've never done this before," she said to me. Of course she had never done this before, she's a woman, something not very many women do, mostly because they don't hide well, now men on the other hand such as.
Narfgirl: Mushu!
Oh sorry got off track there for a second now where were we? Oh yeah.
"Then you're gonna have to trust me, and don't you slap me no more, we clear on that," I say to Mulan because I cannot stand it when people slap me, I bruise just like everyone else. Mulan then nodded at me. "All right," I say to her and then I begin to talk excitedly. "Okey dokey lets get this show on the road, Cri Kee get the bags, let's move it heifer," I say to Khan who then snorts at me. Mulan then begins to follow.
As we head on down the hill I decide that I should not be seen and climb up into Mulan's armor and hide behind her neck. This scared Mulan half to death as she began slapping her armor trying to get rid of me. I run up to her collar. "Stop!" I cry. Mulan did not hear me in time and hit me right in the head. I fell down her back stunned and landed in some mud. Mulan looked down to see what she had tried to get rid of and noticed it was me.
"Oh sorry Mushu, you scared me," she said as she picked me up. "I told you not to slap me no more," I said to her. "Well you did not tell me that you were going to live on my shoulder," she said. "Okay then I'm going to live on your shoulder, but when some people are around I will be hiding behind your neck, don't worry I will not suck your blood, is everything clear now?" I asked her. Mulan just nodded. I then hide behind her neck as we entered the camp.
Mulan walked over toward the entrance to the camp and looked around; all the men were busy practicing with swords, or just walking around. Mulan seemed to stay put like a deer in the headlights, I decided to help her out. "Okay this is it, time to show them your man walk, shoulders up, chest high, feet apart, head up and strut," I say to her. She quickly does what I tell her and begins walking through the camp as I chant marching instructions. Some men stop what they are doing and look but I pretend they are not there.
We then pass many tents with men picking their noses or trying to clean their feet with chopsticks. Mulan looks at them in utter disgust. "Beautiful isn't it?" I ask her. "Their disgusting," she said. I knew she would say something like that, girls are always like that. "No they're men, and you're going to have to act just like them so pay attention," I tell her as I point her to a solider who is showing off his new tattoo to a very skinny soldier and a short, fat one with one eye that was all black and closed
"Look this tattoo will protect me from harm," he said. Suddenly the short, fat soldier punched him in the stomach causing him to fall on his rear. The tall, skinny one began to laugh. "I hope you can get your money back," he said.
Mulan stared at them. "I don't think I can do this," she said sounding all sick. "It's all attitude, be tough like this guy here," I tell her pointing at the short, fat one who had just spat in the grass. Mulan stared at him and he stared back. "What are you looking at?" he said. I then whisper in Mulan's ear. "Punch him, it's how men say hello," I told her.
Mulan did just what I said and I was surprised by her strength because the fat one actually fell back a little and ran into a very fat soldier. "Oh Yao, you made a friend," He said. "Good, now slap him on the behind they like that," I tell Mulan. Mulan still listens to me and slaps him hard enough causing him to jump up from the sudden attack. "Woah, I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy," he said.
He was going to hit Mulan when the fat one quickly grabbed him. "Yao, relax and chat with me," he said and began chanting some sort of Yoga or Buddha verse. It seemed to work because Yao became quite calm and he felt better. "Ah you ain't worth my time, chicken boy," he said to Mulan. I did not like what he just said, it made my frill on my back stand on end, and I just had to have the last say. "Chicken boy! Say that to my face you limp noodle," I yelled. Yao then turns around and grabs Mulan by the collar, luckily Mulan knew how to duck and he ended up hitting the tall, skinny soldier instead.
"Quick, under that tent," I tell Mulan. Mulan then crawls on her stomach but Yao grabs her. Instead the skinny one kicks Yao letting her go and soon the three begin to fist fight. Mulan runs as fast as she can down the camp. The three soon stop their quarrel and run after her. Mulan then hides in a tent and the three just run right past her. They run so fast though that they cannot stop and run into a line of men who were waiting for some rice for lunch. The soldier's all fell like dominoes even the cook who spilled his rice.
Mulan looked over at the group in shock and they all stared right back at her. I should have never instructed her to hit Yao, now she is already in trouble; I think that's a new record. I remember getting Fa Dang into trouble only two days after he entered camp. All I can do now is hide behind her back and hope nothing too bad happens.
Soon the entire camp is on her like a dog pile. But they all soon lost interest in her and began to duke it out with the other members for no good reason. It seemed to take forever for them to stop when suddenly a loud booming voice rose above the melee. "Soldiers," he yelled. Everyone stopped and pointed at Mulan. "He started it," they all yelled. Mulan got up as the captain walked over inspecting her.
"I don't need any one causing trouble in my camp," he said sternly to Mulan. "Sorry," said Mulan in her female voice, she quickly corrected that. "I mean sorry you had to see that, you know how it is when you get those manly urges, you just got to kill something," she said. She then slapped her hands and was suddenly lost for words. "Uh fix things, cook outdoors," she said.
The captain then interrupted her. "What's your name?" he asked. Uh oh, I don't think she even thought of one. Mulan then began to stammer when a very ugly looking man with whiskers like a catfish and a small speech impediment approached her. "Your commanding officer just asked you a question," he said. "Uh I got a name, and it's a boy's name too," she said. Well duh it should be. I had to help her now.
"Ling, how about Ling," I said. "His name is Ling," said Mulan pointing to the tall skinny one behind her. "I didn't ask for his name I asked for yours," said the captain. I was having trouble now myself and thought up anything. "Uh ah, Ahh chu," I said. Mulan said that name but it sounded too much like someone sneezing. "Gesundheit, ha ha, I kill myself," I said, that was kinda funny. Mulan didn't think so. "Mushu!" she said angrily. The captain now thought that her name was my name but Mulan quickly said it wasn't. "Then what is it," said the captain whose patience was dwindling.
It then occurred to me; I had a friend when I was younger named Ping, that would work. "Ping, Ping was my best friend growing up," I told her. "It's Ping," said Mulan. "Ping?" said the captain questionably. For a second I wanted to change my mind about that. "Of course Ping did steal my gir." I was then silenced by Mulan. Good thing too because I would have rambled on about how Ping took my girlfriend away from me. Which is a very interesting story but I'll talk about that another time.
"Let me see your conscription notice," said the captain. Mulan gave it to him and he read it. "Fa Zhou, the Fa Zhou?" he asked. "I did not know he had a son," said the catfish faced man. "Uh he doesn't talk about me much," said Mulan who then tried to spit but the drool stayed put on her lips. The catfish faced man then whispered something in the captains ear and then the captain began to talk to the soldiers.
"Okay gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice, and tomorrow the real work begins," said the captain. The soldiers then looked at Mulan angrily. I then looked at Mulan, she was trying but she needed to work a little harder at being a man. "You know we need to work on your people skills," I told her. She just sighed and began to pick up the rice while I thought up ways to help her become a soldier.
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Well there's chapter 2 for you, chapter 3 will be up soon which will probably be a little different compared to these last two chapters. Have a nice day.
Disclaimer: I still do not own the movie Mulan or Mushu her sidekick dragon. Only Disney owns them and I am so jealous of those people.
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It was noon by the time Cri kee and I had caught up with Mulan. We found her in a bamboo thicket overlooking the camp thinking up ways of trying to act like a man. In my opinion, I don't think she had been around her father enough because her acting stunk worse than Little Brother after rolling in mud. Khan was right though some of her acts were kinda funny.
I thought about how to meet her when an interesting idea came to me, why not make two grand entrances in one day. Except this one would be a little more grand than my awakening.
I made Cri Kee get the supplies I needed while I continued to watch Mulan, occasionally laughing with Khan are her stupid things to say to the general. I knew I had to teach her a few things that would not make her stick out as much.
When Cri Kee finally returned with the things I needed for my grand entrance, mostly sticks and leaves, things that could burn easily, I waited for the right moment.
My moment came when Mulan said "It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army." I quickly spat fire onto the sticks and jumped up behind the flames hoping that I would look big and important and immediately it did. "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle, let me hear you say aye!" I said as my voice echoed around the rocks.
I guess I looked too big to Mulan because when she saw me she screamed. I pretended that she had said "aye" and continued to talk. "That's close enough; get ready Mulan your serpentine salvation is at hand, for I have been sent by your ancestors." I was cut short for a few seconds by Cri Kee who decided to be a smart aleck and do a shadow puppet of my face. I then pushed him out of the way with my foot and finished what I was saying. "To guide you through your masquerade."
I then bent down for a quick second and stared at Cri Kee angrily. "Come on, you are gonna stay then you are gonna work," I said to him. Cri Kee immediately jumped up and continued to keep the flames moving while I jumped back up.
"So heed my word, 'cause if the army finds out you're a girl, the penalty is death," I say to her making sure that the word death came out nice and clear.
Mulan stood there for a minute and then spoke up. "Who are you?" she asked. I knew now that it was my time to come out but I added a few more things.
"Who am I? Who am I? I am the guardian of lost souls, I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu." I said as I quickly jumped out. I saw her smile for a quick second right when I came out, but that smile quickly turned to a frown. I knew why, I looked bigger on the shadow. I pretended that she was not disappointed. "Pretty hot huh?" I said.
Suddenly for some strange reason, Khan begins stomping on me. Luckily Mulan pushed him out of the way. For a few seconds I lay there trying to get my bearings back and some dirt out of my mouth. Mulan then picks me up like I'm a soggy tissue and then drops me.
"Uh my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?" she said and then pokes me with her finger. What does she think I am, jello? I then push her hand out of the way and tell her of my outrage of calling me a lizard. "Hey dragon, not lizard, I don't do that tongue thing." I said. I then stuck out my tongue to show my point. Lizard, those things are so stupid, they get rid of their tails when danger strikes instead of spewing fire, why do they do that any way.
"You're uh," said Mulan who seemed to be lost for words. I just climb on a nearby bamboo pole so I could be eye level with her and give her a smile. "Intimidating, awe inspiring," I say for her. But those were not the words Mulan was thinking. "Tiny," she finally said. I knew that would come.
"Of course, I'm travel size for your convenience, if I was my real size your cow here would die of fright," I said as I climbed up another bamboo pole and patted Khan on the nose. He then tried to bite me, why would he do that, I did nothing to him. "Down Bessie," I say to him and then I run back to Mulan and sit on her shoulder. "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination, for instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor," I say as I then look down at Mulan's bust. Mulan did not like that and slapped me in the face causing me to fall down into the dust. Luckily Cri Kee was right there to help me up. But now I was mad.
"Alright that's it, dishonor, dishonor on your whole family," I tell her. I then turn to Cri Kee and tell him to write it all down. "Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis." I can't finish what I have to say because Mulan then grabs my mouth to quiet me.
"Alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just nervous, I've never done this before," she said to me. Of course she had never done this before, she's a woman, something not very many women do, mostly because they don't hide well, now men on the other hand such as.
Narfgirl: Mushu!
Oh sorry got off track there for a second now where were we? Oh yeah.
"Then you're gonna have to trust me, and don't you slap me no more, we clear on that," I say to Mulan because I cannot stand it when people slap me, I bruise just like everyone else. Mulan then nodded at me. "All right," I say to her and then I begin to talk excitedly. "Okey dokey lets get this show on the road, Cri Kee get the bags, let's move it heifer," I say to Khan who then snorts at me. Mulan then begins to follow.
As we head on down the hill I decide that I should not be seen and climb up into Mulan's armor and hide behind her neck. This scared Mulan half to death as she began slapping her armor trying to get rid of me. I run up to her collar. "Stop!" I cry. Mulan did not hear me in time and hit me right in the head. I fell down her back stunned and landed in some mud. Mulan looked down to see what she had tried to get rid of and noticed it was me.
"Oh sorry Mushu, you scared me," she said as she picked me up. "I told you not to slap me no more," I said to her. "Well you did not tell me that you were going to live on my shoulder," she said. "Okay then I'm going to live on your shoulder, but when some people are around I will be hiding behind your neck, don't worry I will not suck your blood, is everything clear now?" I asked her. Mulan just nodded. I then hide behind her neck as we entered the camp.
Mulan walked over toward the entrance to the camp and looked around; all the men were busy practicing with swords, or just walking around. Mulan seemed to stay put like a deer in the headlights, I decided to help her out. "Okay this is it, time to show them your man walk, shoulders up, chest high, feet apart, head up and strut," I say to her. She quickly does what I tell her and begins walking through the camp as I chant marching instructions. Some men stop what they are doing and look but I pretend they are not there.
We then pass many tents with men picking their noses or trying to clean their feet with chopsticks. Mulan looks at them in utter disgust. "Beautiful isn't it?" I ask her. "Their disgusting," she said. I knew she would say something like that, girls are always like that. "No they're men, and you're going to have to act just like them so pay attention," I tell her as I point her to a solider who is showing off his new tattoo to a very skinny soldier and a short, fat one with one eye that was all black and closed
"Look this tattoo will protect me from harm," he said. Suddenly the short, fat soldier punched him in the stomach causing him to fall on his rear. The tall, skinny one began to laugh. "I hope you can get your money back," he said.
Mulan stared at them. "I don't think I can do this," she said sounding all sick. "It's all attitude, be tough like this guy here," I tell her pointing at the short, fat one who had just spat in the grass. Mulan stared at him and he stared back. "What are you looking at?" he said. I then whisper in Mulan's ear. "Punch him, it's how men say hello," I told her.
Mulan did just what I said and I was surprised by her strength because the fat one actually fell back a little and ran into a very fat soldier. "Oh Yao, you made a friend," He said. "Good, now slap him on the behind they like that," I tell Mulan. Mulan still listens to me and slaps him hard enough causing him to jump up from the sudden attack. "Woah, I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy," he said.
He was going to hit Mulan when the fat one quickly grabbed him. "Yao, relax and chat with me," he said and began chanting some sort of Yoga or Buddha verse. It seemed to work because Yao became quite calm and he felt better. "Ah you ain't worth my time, chicken boy," he said to Mulan. I did not like what he just said, it made my frill on my back stand on end, and I just had to have the last say. "Chicken boy! Say that to my face you limp noodle," I yelled. Yao then turns around and grabs Mulan by the collar, luckily Mulan knew how to duck and he ended up hitting the tall, skinny soldier instead.
"Quick, under that tent," I tell Mulan. Mulan then crawls on her stomach but Yao grabs her. Instead the skinny one kicks Yao letting her go and soon the three begin to fist fight. Mulan runs as fast as she can down the camp. The three soon stop their quarrel and run after her. Mulan then hides in a tent and the three just run right past her. They run so fast though that they cannot stop and run into a line of men who were waiting for some rice for lunch. The soldier's all fell like dominoes even the cook who spilled his rice.
Mulan looked over at the group in shock and they all stared right back at her. I should have never instructed her to hit Yao, now she is already in trouble; I think that's a new record. I remember getting Fa Dang into trouble only two days after he entered camp. All I can do now is hide behind her back and hope nothing too bad happens.
Soon the entire camp is on her like a dog pile. But they all soon lost interest in her and began to duke it out with the other members for no good reason. It seemed to take forever for them to stop when suddenly a loud booming voice rose above the melee. "Soldiers," he yelled. Everyone stopped and pointed at Mulan. "He started it," they all yelled. Mulan got up as the captain walked over inspecting her.
"I don't need any one causing trouble in my camp," he said sternly to Mulan. "Sorry," said Mulan in her female voice, she quickly corrected that. "I mean sorry you had to see that, you know how it is when you get those manly urges, you just got to kill something," she said. She then slapped her hands and was suddenly lost for words. "Uh fix things, cook outdoors," she said.
The captain then interrupted her. "What's your name?" he asked. Uh oh, I don't think she even thought of one. Mulan then began to stammer when a very ugly looking man with whiskers like a catfish and a small speech impediment approached her. "Your commanding officer just asked you a question," he said. "Uh I got a name, and it's a boy's name too," she said. Well duh it should be. I had to help her now.
"Ling, how about Ling," I said. "His name is Ling," said Mulan pointing to the tall skinny one behind her. "I didn't ask for his name I asked for yours," said the captain. I was having trouble now myself and thought up anything. "Uh ah, Ahh chu," I said. Mulan said that name but it sounded too much like someone sneezing. "Gesundheit, ha ha, I kill myself," I said, that was kinda funny. Mulan didn't think so. "Mushu!" she said angrily. The captain now thought that her name was my name but Mulan quickly said it wasn't. "Then what is it," said the captain whose patience was dwindling.
It then occurred to me; I had a friend when I was younger named Ping, that would work. "Ping, Ping was my best friend growing up," I told her. "It's Ping," said Mulan. "Ping?" said the captain questionably. For a second I wanted to change my mind about that. "Of course Ping did steal my gir." I was then silenced by Mulan. Good thing too because I would have rambled on about how Ping took my girlfriend away from me. Which is a very interesting story but I'll talk about that another time.
"Let me see your conscription notice," said the captain. Mulan gave it to him and he read it. "Fa Zhou, the Fa Zhou?" he asked. "I did not know he had a son," said the catfish faced man. "Uh he doesn't talk about me much," said Mulan who then tried to spit but the drool stayed put on her lips. The catfish faced man then whispered something in the captains ear and then the captain began to talk to the soldiers.
"Okay gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice, and tomorrow the real work begins," said the captain. The soldiers then looked at Mulan angrily. I then looked at Mulan, she was trying but she needed to work a little harder at being a man. "You know we need to work on your people skills," I told her. She just sighed and began to pick up the rice while I thought up ways to help her become a soldier.
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Well there's chapter 2 for you, chapter 3 will be up soon which will probably be a little different compared to these last two chapters. Have a nice day.