A Series of Coincidences that Just Happen to Look Like a Plot
Coincidence Four
A/N: Yay, another chapter! This is about the subplot...I'm sure Sophie will like this, 'cause it's a...
Bum bum bum
*Fanfare*
SPECIAL ON BRIAN ZEOGUL!!!!!!!!
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what, no applause?
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You, know, you guys suck, okay? Yeah, you do.
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You guys have a really short attention span, don't cha?
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AARGH!!!
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BRIAN ZEOGUL
Raised by a pack of Diricawls who abused him, there is a strange link between him and bowls of petunias that suddenly pop into existence over schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As Diricawls share the ability to disappear with the phoenix, Brian learned to Apparate at a very early age. About two years of age, actually.
Muggles were correct in calling the Diricawls "Dodos", for they are intensely stupid. Having grown up with them, all of Brian's human intelligence was sapped. Now all poor Brian Zeogul can do is feel immensely simple emotions, Apparate, and say "Buh-duh" several times a minute.
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Oddly enough, a man of the name Catoo-ga-noch-ink-a-la-flat*raspberry* studied the existence of bowls petunias. He is, in fact, how we know about poor Brian Zeogul, who was raised and abused by a tribe of Diricawls. He has something to do with the existence of random bowls of petunias that fall from the sky above schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The thoughts of the bowls are none of his business, nor yours either. That matter is strictly between them and Professor Severus Snape. I shouldn'ta said that...
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(A/N: Yeah, so I put that in 'cause I didn't want to advance the plot...That and I'm lazy! ^ . ^
Yes, so, I got no reviewers last chapter because this and chapter three were posted at the same time. Thanks to my lazy, good-for-nothing, beta bitch, Sophie.
Um, just so you know, Peeves is going to be VERY "funny" in this fic, because, um, I want him to be. So there! Yeah, ummm...
So, there you have it, straight from the horse's mouth! (audience snickers)
IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!
Grr...
Coincidence Four
A/N: Yay, another chapter! This is about the subplot...I'm sure Sophie will like this, 'cause it's a...
Bum bum bum
*Fanfare*
SPECIAL ON BRIAN ZEOGUL!!!!!!!!
...
...
what, no applause?
...
You, know, you guys suck, okay? Yeah, you do.
...
You guys have a really short attention span, don't cha?
...
AARGH!!!
____________________________________________________________________________ __________
BRIAN ZEOGUL
Raised by a pack of Diricawls who abused him, there is a strange link between him and bowls of petunias that suddenly pop into existence over schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As Diricawls share the ability to disappear with the phoenix, Brian learned to Apparate at a very early age. About two years of age, actually.
Muggles were correct in calling the Diricawls "Dodos", for they are intensely stupid. Having grown up with them, all of Brian's human intelligence was sapped. Now all poor Brian Zeogul can do is feel immensely simple emotions, Apparate, and say "Buh-duh" several times a minute.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Oddly enough, a man of the name Catoo-ga-noch-ink-a-la-flat*raspberry* studied the existence of bowls petunias. He is, in fact, how we know about poor Brian Zeogul, who was raised and abused by a tribe of Diricawls. He has something to do with the existence of random bowls of petunias that fall from the sky above schools of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The thoughts of the bowls are none of his business, nor yours either. That matter is strictly between them and Professor Severus Snape. I shouldn'ta said that...
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(A/N: Yeah, so I put that in 'cause I didn't want to advance the plot...That and I'm lazy! ^ . ^
Yes, so, I got no reviewers last chapter because this and chapter three were posted at the same time. Thanks to my lazy, good-for-nothing, beta bitch, Sophie.
Um, just so you know, Peeves is going to be VERY "funny" in this fic, because, um, I want him to be. So there! Yeah, ummm...
So, there you have it, straight from the horse's mouth! (audience snickers)
IT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH!
Grr...