A Series of Coincidences That Just Happen to Look Like a Plot
Coincidence Five: Sophie Syndrome
Disclaimer: If you are reading this (which you're not), I don't own anything except the so-called "plot." Which, incidentally, died ages ago. But I plan to resurrect it soon. Promise.
A/N: I'm avoiding the "plot" like the plague recently. Ka-no why? It's because I'm typing this on the wrong computer, so I can't access the "plot." I think I might be able to next week, unless my teachers continue to not give me any homework. Woohoo! Anyway, I thought people who aren't Sophie might like to be able to know more about the "Sophie Syndrome" that recently infected Ron, so here it is. Ta-da!
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A Series of Coincidences That Just Happen to Look Like a Plot (if only very faintly if you use your imagination)
by: Queen of Zan aka Crazy girl who wanders the halls
Coincidence Five: Sophie Syndrome
Sophie Syndrome was discovered by a twelve-year-old American girl named Annie Cosper, when her best friend Sophie Jonas started repeating one thing. Especially during arguments.
That one thing was "I love you."
That's right. The most dangerous and most feared phrase in the Universe. Especially by guys. No one knows why. Hey, that rhymed.
Anyway, not long after, it spread to Annie and Sophie's mutual friend, Monica. She would tell random people in the halls "I love you" and ask them "Are you my mommy?" Even if they were male.
Soon, Annie would receive emails saying simply "I love you." It was like being stalked, like how Monica was stalking a really hot guy at their school, Lukas Kovac.
Then, it spread to Monica's friend, Kevin Duer. Someone teased him, so he got up and said, "Give me a hug." Then he got up and chased him around the art room.
Eventually, Monica stopped and went back to calling her friends "slut" and "whore." Monica was back to normal.
But Sophie and Kevin weren't.
Then, Sophie and Annie got into a really bad argument. Sophie made Annie even madder when she tried to solve the problem by saying, "I love you, Annie."
Annie decided to write a paper on Sophie's problem, for Annie was abnormally intelligent for her age.
So, Annie started keeping records of what Sophie said, when she said it, and what people said or did to cause it. What Sophie ate, when she got up, everything and anything that might help her.
After four months of this, Annie thought she had enough to write a conclusive paper. It took her another month to write the paper, but when she did, it was a very good paper.
She sent it into numerous scientific magazines, newspapers, and colleges. It was published seven out of the twenty six times she sent it in. It was very impressive, and caused her fame that is known in all the sci-fi circles, insane asylums, and in the houses of psychiatrists all around the world.
It was discovered that there is no cure, no way to prevent it, and a large amount of chocolate makes it worse. Moreover, it is highly contagious and must run its course.
Well, this news didn't go over well with Annie and Michelle, Sophie's two best friends. So they hatched a plan to get Sophie terribly depressed about love and hate mention of it.
They set Sophie up with the guy Monica was now stalking, Jordan Catalano. He was very cute, very nice, very crazy, perfect for her. Sophie fell in love with him, but Jordan had fallen in love with Sophie's sister Nora. Jordan broke up with Sophie for Nora, but, amazingly, Sophie was okay. She was sad for maybe a day, then went after Nora's old boyfriend, the guy Monica had originally stalked, Lukas Kovac.
Sophie's Sophie Syndrome never completely went away. It in fact got worse when she married. Annie got in a car crash when she was 17 while laughing hysterically at the conversation she was having with herself.
Michelle got fed up with Sophie and purposely overdosed on cherry Freezies.
Sophie, meanwhile, continues to say "I love you" to random passing strangers on the street. Alex, her husband, doesn't mind. He thinks it's funny.
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A/N: Don't you love me? He he he. I like this chapter much. Well, review, please.
Thank You's:
Insane Idiot: RUN!!! Ahem. You are completely correct. None of this exists. Go eat cheesecake.
Cajun Rogue: I could never get tired of you, your subconscious likes cheesecake! You could go on strike from my fanfics. That would help you, I bet. Also, I hope I explained the lack of plot satisfactorily.
Fanfic Authors' Fanfic Author: I reviewed because I am insane, duh! Also, "Rebel Sheep Say Moo" is one of the best, most pointless fics in existence. I simply like to quote it. And SURE you meant cows, I BELIEVE you SO much! Also, I didn't expect any Douglas Adams fans to read this...trippy! And yes, you're right, we do need psychiatrist, but it is a pity there aren't any competent ones. Mmyep...
Me! who else COULD it be?: It's your own fault crazy chick bit you—I mean Vanessa bit you. Heh. And it is PAINFULLY obvious that you are not the sharpest tool in the crayon box. I personally am amazed that you could spell crayon correctly...I expect Veronica and crazy chick helped you?
Oh, and Sophie, STOP REVIEWING MY STORIES REPEATEDLY!!!!!
Ahem.
Well, I'm done. And Lo, the Prophecy hath been fulfilled!
Coincidence Five: Sophie Syndrome
Disclaimer: If you are reading this (which you're not), I don't own anything except the so-called "plot." Which, incidentally, died ages ago. But I plan to resurrect it soon. Promise.
A/N: I'm avoiding the "plot" like the plague recently. Ka-no why? It's because I'm typing this on the wrong computer, so I can't access the "plot." I think I might be able to next week, unless my teachers continue to not give me any homework. Woohoo! Anyway, I thought people who aren't Sophie might like to be able to know more about the "Sophie Syndrome" that recently infected Ron, so here it is. Ta-da!
____________________________________________________________________________ __________
A Series of Coincidences That Just Happen to Look Like a Plot (if only very faintly if you use your imagination)
by: Queen of Zan aka Crazy girl who wanders the halls
Coincidence Five: Sophie Syndrome
Sophie Syndrome was discovered by a twelve-year-old American girl named Annie Cosper, when her best friend Sophie Jonas started repeating one thing. Especially during arguments.
That one thing was "I love you."
That's right. The most dangerous and most feared phrase in the Universe. Especially by guys. No one knows why. Hey, that rhymed.
Anyway, not long after, it spread to Annie and Sophie's mutual friend, Monica. She would tell random people in the halls "I love you" and ask them "Are you my mommy?" Even if they were male.
Soon, Annie would receive emails saying simply "I love you." It was like being stalked, like how Monica was stalking a really hot guy at their school, Lukas Kovac.
Then, it spread to Monica's friend, Kevin Duer. Someone teased him, so he got up and said, "Give me a hug." Then he got up and chased him around the art room.
Eventually, Monica stopped and went back to calling her friends "slut" and "whore." Monica was back to normal.
But Sophie and Kevin weren't.
Then, Sophie and Annie got into a really bad argument. Sophie made Annie even madder when she tried to solve the problem by saying, "I love you, Annie."
Annie decided to write a paper on Sophie's problem, for Annie was abnormally intelligent for her age.
So, Annie started keeping records of what Sophie said, when she said it, and what people said or did to cause it. What Sophie ate, when she got up, everything and anything that might help her.
After four months of this, Annie thought she had enough to write a conclusive paper. It took her another month to write the paper, but when she did, it was a very good paper.
She sent it into numerous scientific magazines, newspapers, and colleges. It was published seven out of the twenty six times she sent it in. It was very impressive, and caused her fame that is known in all the sci-fi circles, insane asylums, and in the houses of psychiatrists all around the world.
It was discovered that there is no cure, no way to prevent it, and a large amount of chocolate makes it worse. Moreover, it is highly contagious and must run its course.
Well, this news didn't go over well with Annie and Michelle, Sophie's two best friends. So they hatched a plan to get Sophie terribly depressed about love and hate mention of it.
They set Sophie up with the guy Monica was now stalking, Jordan Catalano. He was very cute, very nice, very crazy, perfect for her. Sophie fell in love with him, but Jordan had fallen in love with Sophie's sister Nora. Jordan broke up with Sophie for Nora, but, amazingly, Sophie was okay. She was sad for maybe a day, then went after Nora's old boyfriend, the guy Monica had originally stalked, Lukas Kovac.
Sophie's Sophie Syndrome never completely went away. It in fact got worse when she married. Annie got in a car crash when she was 17 while laughing hysterically at the conversation she was having with herself.
Michelle got fed up with Sophie and purposely overdosed on cherry Freezies.
Sophie, meanwhile, continues to say "I love you" to random passing strangers on the street. Alex, her husband, doesn't mind. He thinks it's funny.
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A/N: Don't you love me? He he he. I like this chapter much. Well, review, please.
Thank You's:
Insane Idiot: RUN!!! Ahem. You are completely correct. None of this exists. Go eat cheesecake.
Cajun Rogue: I could never get tired of you, your subconscious likes cheesecake! You could go on strike from my fanfics. That would help you, I bet. Also, I hope I explained the lack of plot satisfactorily.
Fanfic Authors' Fanfic Author: I reviewed because I am insane, duh! Also, "Rebel Sheep Say Moo" is one of the best, most pointless fics in existence. I simply like to quote it. And SURE you meant cows, I BELIEVE you SO much! Also, I didn't expect any Douglas Adams fans to read this...trippy! And yes, you're right, we do need psychiatrist, but it is a pity there aren't any competent ones. Mmyep...
Me! who else COULD it be?: It's your own fault crazy chick bit you—I mean Vanessa bit you. Heh. And it is PAINFULLY obvious that you are not the sharpest tool in the crayon box. I personally am amazed that you could spell crayon correctly...I expect Veronica and crazy chick helped you?
Oh, and Sophie, STOP REVIEWING MY STORIES REPEATEDLY!!!!!
Ahem.
Well, I'm done. And Lo, the Prophecy hath been fulfilled!