Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha...sad, but true.

StArArchEr: hey...first fanfic so no flames pweese...*puppy dog eyes*

*....*: actions '.....': thoughts "....": talking

Goodness Gracious Chapter 1: First Day of School

Alarm clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP\

Kagome:.....huh?huh? What is it?*looks at the clock that read 7:45* AHHH! I'm gonna be late on the first day of school!

Kagome brushes her teeth and hair at the same time and managed to get a quick five minute shower. She ran downstairs and managed to get her socks on and breakfast finished.

Kagome: Why didn't you wake me up! *yelling at her little brother, Souta*

Souta: Well, you kept on saying you were getting up and I assumed you were getting ready...

Kagome: ARGH! * heads for the door * Bye mom! * slams the door *

Kagome hurries to school and spots Sango. She ran to catch up to her best friend.

Kagome: Hey Sango!

Sango: Hey, what's up girl.

Kagome: No time for chatting, WE'RE GONNA BE LATER FOR SCHOOL! * grabs Sango's hand and starts running with Sango flying behind her *

Sango: Slow down! School starts at 8: 30! And it's about 8:00 now, KAGOME!

Kagome: * looks dumbfounded * EHHH?! Why didn't someone tell me that!

Sango: Did you read the mail the school sent us?

Kagome: * goes in a corner pointing her fungers together * Um...maybe not....

Sango: THEN THERE YOU GO!

Kagome: *feels dry *

Sango: Well, we WILL actually be late if we stand here like idiots.

Kagome: Let's go then.

Car: * tires screeching*

Mysterious guy #1: WATCH OUT!

Kagome and Sango: * screams *

Car: * stops with a screeching sound *

Mysterious guy #2: That was a close one! Inuyasha! You better learn to drive slowly!

Inuyasha: Well, if I drive like an old lady- I mean man than we'll be late for school!

Mysterious guy #2: HAHHAH! You just called yourself an old lady!

Inuyasha: * bonks Miroku on the head *

Kagome: Like HELLO! We're here you know...you could've of killed us and you're standing there like nothing happened! Like Jeez! Learn to drive you moron!

Inuyasha: You didn't get hit did you so nothing happened! You bitch!

Kagome: Jerk!

Inuyasha: Ugly!

Kagome: Jackass!

Inuyasha: Slut!

Kagome: Ugh! How dare you call me a slut-you little * getting ready to strangle Inuyasha *

Sango: Kagome! Stop! * holding back Kagome *

Inuyasha: So, your name is Kagome eh? What an ugly name for an ugly girl!

Kagome: ARGH! 'What an arrogant bastard! I just met him and yet I already hate his guts!'

Mysterious guy #2: Inuyasha! C'mon don't get the ladies angry! I'm sorry Kagomen-

Kagome: KAGOME!

Mysterious guy #2: Yeah, Kagome. I'm sorry for my friend's rude behavior. It is true that he doesn't know how to treat the ladies, to make it up, would you like a ride to school?

Inuyasha: NO WAY! FORGET IT MIROKU!

Kagome: Yeah! Why would I want to be in the same car as a maniac driver!

Inuyasha: Shut up bitch!

Kagome: Idiot!

Sango: Here we go again...* feels someone's hand on her rear * * turns around and sees Miroku * HENTAI! *Slaps Miroku *

Miroku: Ouch.

Kagome: Sango, let's leave these LOSERS!

Sango: Yeah, stupid Hentai.

With that, Kagome and Sango left Inuyasha and Miroku standing there like stupid idiots. Well, that's my first chapter! The second one will be up soon!