Disclaimer: Yeah, did anyone tell you? J. K. auctioned off the Harry
Potter characters. I bought Snape, Lucius, Draco, and Luna Lovegood. I
bought Luna just for kicks, but the first three, I got for--er, their,
um...literary value! Yeah, that's it! Literary value!
And, in other news, I'm a pathological liar! That, also, is a lie.
A/N: Look, I kept a promise! Now I can go three months without updating! ...but I'm kidding, of course! Don't hurt me! Also, I realize that I'm not updating my other stories, but I have writer's block, so sue me. Only don't, don't you see that FABULOUS disclaimer up there? Of COURSE you do! Don't you see my SPAZZY capitalisation?
Moving on. You probably want to read the "story" now, so I'll shut up.
...for now! *evil cackle*
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A Series of Coincidences That Just Happen to Look Like a Plot (at last!) (took me long enough!)
By: That Crazy Chick That You Just Absolutely LOVE
(Also Known As Queen of Zan)
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Luna Lovegood yawned. No-one ever sat next to her on the train. She didn't know why, or indeed even care, but it did get a bit boring.
She had already read the whole issue of The Quibbler for this month. September always was a small issue.
KNOCK KNOCK
She turned calmly towards the door, not at all disturbed by the incredibly LOUD (note the perfectly placed capital word, to emphasise my point, namely the one on top of my head) knocking disturbing the quiet in her compartment.
"Come in!" she called.
The door opened to reveal...um...hang on, let me check my script...hmm...well THAT didn't help...what about my Writer's Guide book thingy...no, that doesn't work either...hmm...oh, wait, I know! Hehe, this should be good...
The door slid open to reveal Cornelius Fudge! A bungler if I ever saw one, I says, I says. He was in his pinstriped trousers, a black shirt, and conspicuously missing his lime-green bowling hat. Must have been at the alley. Ha ha, I'm so funny!
Luna blinked. "Minister, sir, why are you here? You surely aren't a student, and if you needed to see Dumbledore, you could Floo of fly or Apparate, couldn't you?" she asked the stupidest man in the wizarding world. Well, I'm exaggerating, but who cares? He's in government! No-one likes the government! ...Except Jimmy. Because Jimmy is the best! *hands out buttons* Have a nice day! Vote Jimmy!
"Truth be told, I don't really know why I'm here. In fact, I'm not even funny. I have no place in a humour fic. Here I was, minding my own buisness, sitting in my office, playing with a Slinky, and poof! Here I am. So I knocked on your compartment door, blatantly ignoring the Head Girl thirty feet away, and here I am." Oh yawn. Cornelius is such a bore. And I'm the one writing him! Why on Earth would I keep him in character? Sometimes I just don't get me...
"Well Minister, I think you should go talk to the conductor, have him let you off the train, and Apparate back to your office," Loony said sensibly.
"Hmm, smart girl, smart girl," Fudge said, turning around and walking out, closing the door behind him.
"He's all sixes and sevens, I'd say," Loony said, picking up her edition of the Quibbler and turning it resolutely upside down. She fiddled with her necklace of Butterbeer caps as we fade to the next scene.
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"Ron!" Harry shouted into Ron's ear, once again. I do hope he remebered what he was going to say.
"What?" Ron answered, slightly irritating. They had been doing this for 10 minutes, and Harry still hadn't remembered what he was going to say. Goodness, Harry's almost as spazzy as I am in this fic...
"It's the chocolate! It makes your Sophie Syndrome worse!" Harry said. Finally.
"Oh!" Ron said. "What's Sophie Syndrome?"
Harry looked to the side, at the non-existent camera, an annoyed expression on his face.
He looked back at ron. "Don't you pay attention?" he asked the rather oblivious Ron.
"No!" Ron shouted exasperatedly. "You know I don't pay attention in class!"
"Well yeah, but it was mentioned a few chapters ago! There were like, FOUR PAGES on it!"
"Oops."
Again, Harry looked at the camera and gave it a look that plainly said "How can he be such an idiot?!"
"Well, stop eating the chocolate then," Harry said, taking a bite of it himself.
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A/N: This is probably short, but I'm posting another chapter at the same time, whaddya want? It's not like you're paying me. Hey, if you were, I would probably update more often! *nudge nudge wink wink*
Acknowledgements next chapter; I don't want to type them (or indeed, even put them up) twice.
TTFN!
..hey, has anyone else noticed that I'm a major loser?
And, in other news, I'm a pathological liar! That, also, is a lie.
A/N: Look, I kept a promise! Now I can go three months without updating! ...but I'm kidding, of course! Don't hurt me! Also, I realize that I'm not updating my other stories, but I have writer's block, so sue me. Only don't, don't you see that FABULOUS disclaimer up there? Of COURSE you do! Don't you see my SPAZZY capitalisation?
Moving on. You probably want to read the "story" now, so I'll shut up.
...for now! *evil cackle*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A Series of Coincidences That Just Happen to Look Like a Plot (at last!) (took me long enough!)
By: That Crazy Chick That You Just Absolutely LOVE
(Also Known As Queen of Zan)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Luna Lovegood yawned. No-one ever sat next to her on the train. She didn't know why, or indeed even care, but it did get a bit boring.
She had already read the whole issue of The Quibbler for this month. September always was a small issue.
KNOCK KNOCK
She turned calmly towards the door, not at all disturbed by the incredibly LOUD (note the perfectly placed capital word, to emphasise my point, namely the one on top of my head) knocking disturbing the quiet in her compartment.
"Come in!" she called.
The door opened to reveal...um...hang on, let me check my script...hmm...well THAT didn't help...what about my Writer's Guide book thingy...no, that doesn't work either...hmm...oh, wait, I know! Hehe, this should be good...
The door slid open to reveal Cornelius Fudge! A bungler if I ever saw one, I says, I says. He was in his pinstriped trousers, a black shirt, and conspicuously missing his lime-green bowling hat. Must have been at the alley. Ha ha, I'm so funny!
Luna blinked. "Minister, sir, why are you here? You surely aren't a student, and if you needed to see Dumbledore, you could Floo of fly or Apparate, couldn't you?" she asked the stupidest man in the wizarding world. Well, I'm exaggerating, but who cares? He's in government! No-one likes the government! ...Except Jimmy. Because Jimmy is the best! *hands out buttons* Have a nice day! Vote Jimmy!
"Truth be told, I don't really know why I'm here. In fact, I'm not even funny. I have no place in a humour fic. Here I was, minding my own buisness, sitting in my office, playing with a Slinky, and poof! Here I am. So I knocked on your compartment door, blatantly ignoring the Head Girl thirty feet away, and here I am." Oh yawn. Cornelius is such a bore. And I'm the one writing him! Why on Earth would I keep him in character? Sometimes I just don't get me...
"Well Minister, I think you should go talk to the conductor, have him let you off the train, and Apparate back to your office," Loony said sensibly.
"Hmm, smart girl, smart girl," Fudge said, turning around and walking out, closing the door behind him.
"He's all sixes and sevens, I'd say," Loony said, picking up her edition of the Quibbler and turning it resolutely upside down. She fiddled with her necklace of Butterbeer caps as we fade to the next scene.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Ron!" Harry shouted into Ron's ear, once again. I do hope he remebered what he was going to say.
"What?" Ron answered, slightly irritating. They had been doing this for 10 minutes, and Harry still hadn't remembered what he was going to say. Goodness, Harry's almost as spazzy as I am in this fic...
"It's the chocolate! It makes your Sophie Syndrome worse!" Harry said. Finally.
"Oh!" Ron said. "What's Sophie Syndrome?"
Harry looked to the side, at the non-existent camera, an annoyed expression on his face.
He looked back at ron. "Don't you pay attention?" he asked the rather oblivious Ron.
"No!" Ron shouted exasperatedly. "You know I don't pay attention in class!"
"Well yeah, but it was mentioned a few chapters ago! There were like, FOUR PAGES on it!"
"Oops."
Again, Harry looked at the camera and gave it a look that plainly said "How can he be such an idiot?!"
"Well, stop eating the chocolate then," Harry said, taking a bite of it himself.
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A/N: This is probably short, but I'm posting another chapter at the same time, whaddya want? It's not like you're paying me. Hey, if you were, I would probably update more often! *nudge nudge wink wink*
Acknowledgements next chapter; I don't want to type them (or indeed, even put them up) twice.
TTFN!
..hey, has anyone else noticed that I'm a major loser?