Still don't own these people. Some of them I wouldn't WANT to own. Yikes.
(The Raouls are sitting around trying to decide how to get even)
Swan: Does ANYONE have a plan?
Anatole: What if we built this giant wooden badger--
All: Shut up!
Dolbert: You always have the STUPIDEST plans!
Swan: No, that Raoul from the ALW musical had the stupidest. But he's dead now.
Dolbert: This is serious. I'm going to call in my old roommate from the Academy for Anal Inspecteurs.
Fop: You don't mean....
Dolbert: Yes! Inspecter Javert!
(a few minutes later)
Javert: What is it you want? I AM chasing a con you know.
Fop: Did ya ever catch that one you were chasing last time?
Javert: Who do you think I'm chasing THIS time??
Dolbert: We need help getting rid of some Phantoms.
Javert: Then call the Ghostbusters! I'm busy! (storms off muttering something about needing to change his cell phone number)
Anatole: (sarcastically) Yeah, that really helped.
Dolbert: Better than your giant wooden badger!
(the Phantom rejects show up)
Fop: Oh God! Not AGAIN!
POM: Calm down. We aren't here to maim you this time.
DA: We've come to propose a deal.
Swan: What kind of a deal.
POTA: You want the other Phantoms dead. So do we. Let's collaborate.
Swan: Yes, we were just discussing their demise.
DA: Do you have a plan.
Dolbert: Not hardly.
POM: Here's a thought for you. That little phan of theirs.
Anatole: What about her?
POM: She knows EVERYTHING about those jerks. If we can get some information from her. We'll have their weaknesses.
DA: All we have to do is get her and...extract the information.
Swan: I like it.
Anatole: But who's going to go into the lair to get her?
Fop: Ooh! Ooh! (jumping up and down)
Dolbert: (to Fop) If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times. The bathroom is just down the hall.
Fop: No. I wanna go get her!
Anatole: YOU?
Fop: Yes. Obviously they've done something horrible to her to make her want to stick around, so I'll go save her!
POTA: Riiiight. Is he making any sense to the rest of you?
POM: Sadly, yes.
Swan: Look Raoul. Just go down there and bring her back. Don't stop to fight the Phantoms or do anything stupid. Got it?
Fop: Sure. (He runs off, hitting his face on the door on the way out)
Dolbert: Think we should have mentioned it's a suicide mission?
All: Naah!
(Raoul notices the Phan climbing in the boat on the underground lake with a sack full of chocolates which the SK Phantom had become addicted to. "I don't care how good the damn morphine makes you feel, it's not good for you! Here, have a Hershey's.")
Fop: (leaping at her and grabbing her) Gotcha! I'll save you! Let's go!
Phan: (perfectly calm, if somewhat annoyed) What are you talking about?
Fop: Um...I'm here to rescue you.
Phan: I don't want rescued. Why don't you go play in traffic?
Fop: Well...I have to bring you back to the fop house anyway.
Phan: You're the hero right?
Fop: (proudly) Yup.
Phan: Uh-huh...and what makes you the hero?
Fop: I'm the good guy.
Phan: OK....And why are you the good guy?
Fop: 'Cause I stop the bad guy.
Phan: And what makes the bad guy bad.
Fop: He did mean things. Like kill people, and spy, and kidnap my girlfriend.
Phan: So he was bad because he killed people?
Fop: Yeah.
Phan: Like your friend Swan?
Fop: Ummmm.
Phan: And he was bad because he kidnapped.
Fop: Yes...
Phan: Like you're doing to me.
Fop: Uhhh....(bursts out crying and runs away)
Phan: (climbing back into the boat) Moron.....
(Back at the fop house)
POM: Where's the Phan?
Fop: Well...she uh...she outsmarted me.
Swan: Like that's a big trick....
Fop: (to Swan) You're a meany poopy head.
Swan: Never send a fop to do an evil genious's work.
DA: I take it you're going to take on the little know-it-all next.
Swan: Naturally. (Walks off)
(the Phan is in the lair watching something on a projector. The Phantoms are out playing paintball)
Swan: You're in a whole lot of trouble.
Phan: (Not looking back) Oh, it's YOU. For someone who takes so many pictures of himself, you don't photograph well...
Swan: Is that--
Phan: Your home movies. Yup. (takes out a lighter and starts playing with it)
Swan: What are you doing?
Phan: Didn't anyone tell you I was a pyromaniac? (lights the film on fire, Swan runs out screaming bloody murder) What a dork.
(back at the fop house. Swan looks like hell as he's now kinda melted looking)
Swan: What say we switch to plan B?
Sorry the only Phantoms in this episode were the crappy ones. But Next chapter there'll be more good phantoms.
(The Raouls are sitting around trying to decide how to get even)
Swan: Does ANYONE have a plan?
Anatole: What if we built this giant wooden badger--
All: Shut up!
Dolbert: You always have the STUPIDEST plans!
Swan: No, that Raoul from the ALW musical had the stupidest. But he's dead now.
Dolbert: This is serious. I'm going to call in my old roommate from the Academy for Anal Inspecteurs.
Fop: You don't mean....
Dolbert: Yes! Inspecter Javert!
(a few minutes later)
Javert: What is it you want? I AM chasing a con you know.
Fop: Did ya ever catch that one you were chasing last time?
Javert: Who do you think I'm chasing THIS time??
Dolbert: We need help getting rid of some Phantoms.
Javert: Then call the Ghostbusters! I'm busy! (storms off muttering something about needing to change his cell phone number)
Anatole: (sarcastically) Yeah, that really helped.
Dolbert: Better than your giant wooden badger!
(the Phantom rejects show up)
Fop: Oh God! Not AGAIN!
POM: Calm down. We aren't here to maim you this time.
DA: We've come to propose a deal.
Swan: What kind of a deal.
POTA: You want the other Phantoms dead. So do we. Let's collaborate.
Swan: Yes, we were just discussing their demise.
DA: Do you have a plan.
Dolbert: Not hardly.
POM: Here's a thought for you. That little phan of theirs.
Anatole: What about her?
POM: She knows EVERYTHING about those jerks. If we can get some information from her. We'll have their weaknesses.
DA: All we have to do is get her and...extract the information.
Swan: I like it.
Anatole: But who's going to go into the lair to get her?
Fop: Ooh! Ooh! (jumping up and down)
Dolbert: (to Fop) If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times. The bathroom is just down the hall.
Fop: No. I wanna go get her!
Anatole: YOU?
Fop: Yes. Obviously they've done something horrible to her to make her want to stick around, so I'll go save her!
POTA: Riiiight. Is he making any sense to the rest of you?
POM: Sadly, yes.
Swan: Look Raoul. Just go down there and bring her back. Don't stop to fight the Phantoms or do anything stupid. Got it?
Fop: Sure. (He runs off, hitting his face on the door on the way out)
Dolbert: Think we should have mentioned it's a suicide mission?
All: Naah!
(Raoul notices the Phan climbing in the boat on the underground lake with a sack full of chocolates which the SK Phantom had become addicted to. "I don't care how good the damn morphine makes you feel, it's not good for you! Here, have a Hershey's.")
Fop: (leaping at her and grabbing her) Gotcha! I'll save you! Let's go!
Phan: (perfectly calm, if somewhat annoyed) What are you talking about?
Fop: Um...I'm here to rescue you.
Phan: I don't want rescued. Why don't you go play in traffic?
Fop: Well...I have to bring you back to the fop house anyway.
Phan: You're the hero right?
Fop: (proudly) Yup.
Phan: Uh-huh...and what makes you the hero?
Fop: I'm the good guy.
Phan: OK....And why are you the good guy?
Fop: 'Cause I stop the bad guy.
Phan: And what makes the bad guy bad.
Fop: He did mean things. Like kill people, and spy, and kidnap my girlfriend.
Phan: So he was bad because he killed people?
Fop: Yeah.
Phan: Like your friend Swan?
Fop: Ummmm.
Phan: And he was bad because he kidnapped.
Fop: Yes...
Phan: Like you're doing to me.
Fop: Uhhh....(bursts out crying and runs away)
Phan: (climbing back into the boat) Moron.....
(Back at the fop house)
POM: Where's the Phan?
Fop: Well...she uh...she outsmarted me.
Swan: Like that's a big trick....
Fop: (to Swan) You're a meany poopy head.
Swan: Never send a fop to do an evil genious's work.
DA: I take it you're going to take on the little know-it-all next.
Swan: Naturally. (Walks off)
(the Phan is in the lair watching something on a projector. The Phantoms are out playing paintball)
Swan: You're in a whole lot of trouble.
Phan: (Not looking back) Oh, it's YOU. For someone who takes so many pictures of himself, you don't photograph well...
Swan: Is that--
Phan: Your home movies. Yup. (takes out a lighter and starts playing with it)
Swan: What are you doing?
Phan: Didn't anyone tell you I was a pyromaniac? (lights the film on fire, Swan runs out screaming bloody murder) What a dork.
(back at the fop house. Swan looks like hell as he's now kinda melted looking)
Swan: What say we switch to plan B?
Sorry the only Phantoms in this episode were the crappy ones. But Next chapter there'll be more good phantoms.