Still don't own these people. Yada yada yada. Um yeah. This is one of the many reasons you should never give me an open forum on one of my "days".
(The Phan and all the Phantoms are sitting around the lair trying not to be bored crazy)
RE: Why don't we just go to the fop house and kill them all?
CR: It's not exactly like they're a threat you know.
POTM: No kidding. I mean, like, if the chick could handle them how tough could they be?
Phan: (shaking a fist at POTM) how would you like a fat lip?
CD: Come on now....I know tensions are a little high but if we all kill each other it won't do anyone any good.
LC: Anyone for Scrabble?
ALW: (Groans) We played that last night. And you were cheating.
LC: I was not.
YK: We keep telling you. Solfege doesn't count as words. They're syllables.
(just then the little electric bell rings, indicating someone on the lake)
A: It's them!
W: The Raouls!
SK: About bloody time. (starts to get up)
O: Where do you think you're going??
SK: The siren is going to answer the door.
O: Like hell you are! I designed the system. I get to kill them!
Phan: Guys. Chill. I'll handle it. (before they can object she's up and at the lake's shore ready to kick some tail)
Christine: (pulling the boat up) Erik? Is that you? You look shorter....
Phan: Hey! I'm taller than you.
Christine: (holding up the lantern) Oh! I'm sorry...I thought.
Phan: Wait a sec. You're Christine aren't you?
Christine: Yes. And you are...?
Phan: (gives Christine an upper cut to the jaw, knocking her flat)
(ALW, RE, POTP, SK, and O come running out to see what's going on. All have weapons in hand)
ALW: What happened??
Phan: Uhhh...Sorry. Automatic reaction.....
O: You hit Christine! You hit my little Christine!!!
Phan: It was an accident!
ALW: Wait wait wait....YOU'RE Christine???
O: Yes, MY Christine. What of it?
SK: MY Christine!
RE: MINE!
(O, RE, SK, and ALW start fighting over the unconcious Christine. meanwhile the Phan and POTP have picked her up and carried her inside to the couch)
SK: Hold on a moment. Where did she go?
Phan: She's inside and you'll have to take a number if you want to see her. She's REALLY popular.
(The Phantoms cram into the lair, knocking the Phan aside without even thinking.)
SK: Let me through!
ALW: Out of my way!
DS: You stay away from her!
POTM: Dude, man! She's stacked!
LC: How vulgar!
O: I should kill you for that!
CD: Stop crowding her!
SK: Give her some air!
DB: She came back! She came back!
CT: I knew the powers that be couldn't brainwash her!
CR: Let me see her! Let me see my precious!
A: Angel! My Angel!
HL: How wonderful it is to have my brightest pupil return to me!
Phan: Sheesh...I know when I'm not wanted....(Starts to walk off sadly)
POTP: (stopping her) Don't be sad. You do a lot for us. They're just excited right now. I'd be the same if it were Pheonix in there. But they'll soon calm down. Why did you punch her lights out anyhow?
Phan: Well...She hurt him....I mean them. Sorry. I'm still not used to thinking of the Phantom as being a collective thing.
POTP: They seem to have forgiven.
Phan: Yeah...well....I wish just one of them felt even a TENTH for me what they feel for her....
POTP: You can't influence everyone you know.
Phan: Like hell I can't! (leaps into the boat and starts rowing)
POTP: Wait! Where are you going??
Phan: I'm going to the fop house! I'm going to take the Raouls on myself and prove myself to all of you!
POTP: Are you insane? All of them at once?! They'll kill you!
Phan: Like hell! (dissapears into the darkness)
POTP: (running back into the lair shouting) I know you're all just THRILLED about the little hussy on the couch! But right now I think you should be more concerned for that little Phan. She went to the fop house. Alone. To fight....
(The Phan and all the Phantoms are sitting around the lair trying not to be bored crazy)
RE: Why don't we just go to the fop house and kill them all?
CR: It's not exactly like they're a threat you know.
POTM: No kidding. I mean, like, if the chick could handle them how tough could they be?
Phan: (shaking a fist at POTM) how would you like a fat lip?
CD: Come on now....I know tensions are a little high but if we all kill each other it won't do anyone any good.
LC: Anyone for Scrabble?
ALW: (Groans) We played that last night. And you were cheating.
LC: I was not.
YK: We keep telling you. Solfege doesn't count as words. They're syllables.
(just then the little electric bell rings, indicating someone on the lake)
A: It's them!
W: The Raouls!
SK: About bloody time. (starts to get up)
O: Where do you think you're going??
SK: The siren is going to answer the door.
O: Like hell you are! I designed the system. I get to kill them!
Phan: Guys. Chill. I'll handle it. (before they can object she's up and at the lake's shore ready to kick some tail)
Christine: (pulling the boat up) Erik? Is that you? You look shorter....
Phan: Hey! I'm taller than you.
Christine: (holding up the lantern) Oh! I'm sorry...I thought.
Phan: Wait a sec. You're Christine aren't you?
Christine: Yes. And you are...?
Phan: (gives Christine an upper cut to the jaw, knocking her flat)
(ALW, RE, POTP, SK, and O come running out to see what's going on. All have weapons in hand)
ALW: What happened??
Phan: Uhhh...Sorry. Automatic reaction.....
O: You hit Christine! You hit my little Christine!!!
Phan: It was an accident!
ALW: Wait wait wait....YOU'RE Christine???
O: Yes, MY Christine. What of it?
SK: MY Christine!
RE: MINE!
(O, RE, SK, and ALW start fighting over the unconcious Christine. meanwhile the Phan and POTP have picked her up and carried her inside to the couch)
SK: Hold on a moment. Where did she go?
Phan: She's inside and you'll have to take a number if you want to see her. She's REALLY popular.
(The Phantoms cram into the lair, knocking the Phan aside without even thinking.)
SK: Let me through!
ALW: Out of my way!
DS: You stay away from her!
POTM: Dude, man! She's stacked!
LC: How vulgar!
O: I should kill you for that!
CD: Stop crowding her!
SK: Give her some air!
DB: She came back! She came back!
CT: I knew the powers that be couldn't brainwash her!
CR: Let me see her! Let me see my precious!
A: Angel! My Angel!
HL: How wonderful it is to have my brightest pupil return to me!
Phan: Sheesh...I know when I'm not wanted....(Starts to walk off sadly)
POTP: (stopping her) Don't be sad. You do a lot for us. They're just excited right now. I'd be the same if it were Pheonix in there. But they'll soon calm down. Why did you punch her lights out anyhow?
Phan: Well...She hurt him....I mean them. Sorry. I'm still not used to thinking of the Phantom as being a collective thing.
POTP: They seem to have forgiven.
Phan: Yeah...well....I wish just one of them felt even a TENTH for me what they feel for her....
POTP: You can't influence everyone you know.
Phan: Like hell I can't! (leaps into the boat and starts rowing)
POTP: Wait! Where are you going??
Phan: I'm going to the fop house! I'm going to take the Raouls on myself and prove myself to all of you!
POTP: Are you insane? All of them at once?! They'll kill you!
Phan: Like hell! (dissapears into the darkness)
POTP: (running back into the lair shouting) I know you're all just THRILLED about the little hussy on the couch! But right now I think you should be more concerned for that little Phan. She went to the fop house. Alone. To fight....