Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. I'm just a bored dude without a job.
It was a normal day in the neighborhood. Who am I kidding?! Everyone acts like a fool here!
Ed was woken up by his sister. "Ed! Get up! Or I'll tell mom you're skipping school!" "Okay, Sarah!
Just don't tell mom!" Ed replied. He got in his gravy bath, and just chilled. "Huh? What's this?
Buttered toast!" He grabbed it and shoved it in his mouth. KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Ed! I need to brush my teeth!" Sarah screamed. "Okay, Sarah!" He put on his clothes and went outside to Edd and Eddy.
"Hiya guys!" he said. "Gracious! you smell like gravy!" yelped Edd. "He always smells like that!" said Eddy.
"What are we waiting for? School awaits!" he continued. They went to the bus stop. "TAXI!" yelled Ed.
"We're waiting for a school bus!" yelled Eddy. "We don't need to yell Taxi!" "What's up dorks?!" yelled Kevin, pushing them aside.
He snapped and a school bus automatically arrived.
They stepped on the bus and saw Naz and Rolf. "As a son of a shepherd, I ask if this is everyone?" said Rolf.
"I guess. Johnny, Sarah, and Jimmy are in Elementary School." said Naz. "Ed boy huddle." said Eddy.
Since the Junior High and Elementary School are next door, we can make the biggest scam at lunch! Huddle over!"
The bus stopped. Everyone gets off. "I gotta go to the bathroom." said Edd. He walked to the boys' bathroom.
He walked to a stall, and opened it. There was a boy with dark, spiky hair. He was wearing an orange shirt and jeans down to his ankles.
He was holding a news paper. He looked like Edd. "Do you mind? I'm on the can." he said. "I'm terribly sorry!" said Edd.
"Who are you anyway?" "I'm Edison. Don't ware it out!" said the boy.
To be continued.