A.N. - Hey everybody. Ok, this is my first fanfic so please be nice. Anyways I was really hyper one day and got this crazy idea to send me and three of my crazy friends as well as some of the Yu Yu Hakusho characters into The Lord of the Rings to help with the quest. What can possibly come from this insane mix-up? Why chaos, humor, and maybe even some romance of course. Please tell me what you think. By the way, romances start a little later because I don't always like when it starts off so fast. (Kurama/OC) (Hiei/OC) (Legolas/OC, maybe) (Frodo/OC, maybe)
Disclaimer: What's wrong with you people? If I owned lotr or Yu Yu Hakusho do you seriously think that I would be here writing this now? Yeah I thought not. Besides it's not like I have any money if you sue me. I'm poor. T-T
Anyways, on with the story!
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Sleepovers and Smoothies
Kristina's POV
"We're going to watch The Fellowship of the Ring!" Danielle says. "No we're watching Yu Yu Hakusho!" Amber yells back. "We agreed to watch a marathon, so what could possibly be better than The Lord of the Rings?" yells Danielle. "Yu Yu Hakusho can be a marathon to. We have enough episodes on tape." Amber yells back again. They stand there death-glaring each other for a minute and then they start throttling each other.
I look over from the book I was reading (lotr…big surprise there huh?) to watch them. I concluded that there was no need for me to waste my energy trying to stop them and I reached over and grabbed some popcorn to munch on while I watched the show. I knew better than to try to get in between them unless absolutely necessary. Besides, it was quite entertaining.
My friends were over my house for a sleepover/movie marathon that was currently being decided. My friends and I were all sixteen years old and were in the same grade at school and had many of the same classes. Danielle was fairly tall and slim. She had blonde hair and blue eyes and looked a lot like an elf, except for the ears. Amber was the shortest of us all but still slim. She had shoulder-length black hair and brown eyes. I was just a little shorter than Danielle but only about half an inch, I was also slim. (At least gym class helps out some ways.) I had thick light brown hair that came half-way down my back in small waves. I also had very light green eyes that would turn gray when I was angry or sad. I have one other friend but she wasn't here yet. She was shorter than me, taller than Amber, with blonde hair that was the same length as mine, and brown eyes. Her name was Stephanie.
Just then the doorbell rang downstairs. 'Dang, just when it was getting good,' I thought to myself with a smirk. (By the way that last thought was about the fight Kristina was watching earlier.) "I'll get it!" I yell, which is really saying something for me because unless you know me really well you can barely get two words out of me. I ran to the stairs and decided that it would be fun to slide down the banister. "WHEEEEE, FASTER!" I yell as I jumped on and slid down as fast as possible and of course went flying off the end. Luckily there happened to be a chair right at the end of the stairs that I fell onto.
I started laughing my head off, probably because I drank five cans of Pepsi in the last two hours so the caffeine was getting to me. I ran to the door and threw it open. "Hey Kristina sorry I'm late I had a hard time figuring out what Bob should wear for the sleepover and then I had to help him pack and then my annoying little brother came in and started messing with all my stuff and then he took Bob and I had to use one of my really good blackmails to get Bob back in time and well we're here!" Stephanie, my other friend, tells me all in one breath. She then pulls out "Bob" which is a spoon with a painted on face and wearing a very small set of pjs.
*anime sweat drop* (Did I forget to mention that Stephanie's insane?) "Riiiight. Well, I see that it's safe to assume that you consumed at least a gallon's worth of sugar already." I say to Stephanie. "It's safe to what that I what about sugar? You need to speak in English girl." Stephanie looks at me all confused.
I sigh. "Anyways, we're just about to watch something, at least I think we are, up in my room and…" I don't even get to finish. "Whoo hoo! Movie time! Ooh I want to make the drinks, let me make the drinks pleeease. I want to try out a new smoothie I just learned. What movie are we watching anyways?" Stephanie says to me and I try to figure out what I'm supposed to answer. "Good question. Amber and Danielle are trying to figure that out now."
*In background various screams and pounding on the floor can be heard from upstairs as well as something that suspiciously sounds like shattering.*
*Both of us sweat drop*
"Lord of the Rings and Yu Yu Hakusho again?" Stephanie asks me. I nod. I stop looking up towards my room to look back to her but Stephanie had disappeared. I turn and see her already running up the stairs with an insane grin on her face while yelling "I can help." 'Uh-oh.' I thought.
I ran up the stairs after her hoping to catch her before she caused enough chaos to destroy my house. Meanwhile, it had gotten eerily quiet in my room. I stepped in and looked around wondering if I really wanted to know what happened or not. "We decided we're going to watch The Fellowship of the Ring." Danielle tells me with a smirk from over near my VCR while holding the tape in her hand. Amber was currently tied down to the chair in front of my computer with the cords of my PlayStation controllers. She also had a sock in her mouth as a gag and was struggling very hard to get lose.
"I know you probably wanted to watch Yu Yu Hakusho as well but, oh well too bad for you." Danielle continued to say to me. " I never said that." I said suddenly wary as I wondered if this conversation was going where I thought it was. "Oh, come on. You should of known you couldn't hide it from us. We all know that you think Kurama is totally hot. You can't deny it since we found all the drawings you did on him. You're obsessed just like the rest of us are with something or other.
*Danielle suddenly pulls out big picture of Legolas out of no where and starts hugging it.*
"My preeesiousss. Anyway, you just have a habit of not showing your obsession as much as the rest of us. I can't imagine why though." Danielle finished her little speech. "Yeah, I wonder why I wouldn't want to do that." I say sarcastically. "Mmphh, mmphhh." Amber says but is ignored. "Ah ha! So you finally admit you are obsessed with Kurama." Danielle cries out. I was just about to retort when…
"Oh look Bob, isn't that the cutest picture you've ever seen?" I turn to see Stephanie on my bed with my sketch book, that I had taken a lot of time to hide, open. She was showing "Bob" one of my recent sketches of Kurama and me. I blushed.
"Give me that. How did you find it?" I growled at her while I snatched it away. "Hey! We weren't done looking at that. Oh, and I used my awesome powers of insanity to find that it was hidden under a random loose floorboard under your bookcase."
Stephanie tried to smile innocently at me while I shot her a glare that, well let's just say that if looks could kill there would be nothing left of her right now. But with her mind being insane and all, it didn't affect her like it would a normal person.
"You're quite good at hiding stuff." I looked and saw that my whole bookcase really was pushed to the side and the floorboard that I had used was pulled up. 'How could I not of heard that?' I looked back towards Stephanie and watched as she zoned out for a minute.
20 minutes later
"What were we doing again?" Stephanie asked, finally coming back to Earth. She looked up to see that we had already started, and were fully absorbed in, the movie. Even Amber had stopped struggling (she was still tied to the chair because none of us had bothered to untie her) for the time being and was watching the movie.
"Ooh, a movie. I love movies. What are we watching? Is it something I've seen before?" Stephanie asks us cluelessly. "Why don't you shut up, sit still, and watch to find out?" Danielle told her. Stephanie suffers from short-term memory loss every now and then, poor girl. We warned her not to eat that much sugar. Even we know better than to eat that much.
"Oh, OK." Stephanie says in her usual annoyingly, cheerful voice. The movie was at the part where the hobbits had just got to Bree and were searching for the Prancing Pony Inn.
5 minutes later
"Oh yeah! I just remembered that I was going to make the smoothie I just learned to make so that you guys could try it. Can I make it please Kristina? Please oh please oh please oh please oh… goes on for another 5 minutes until I'm about to strangle her.
"Yeah, sure, whatever. Just shut up and don't destroy my kitchen, or the house for that matter." I finally say, not really paying attention to what she's asking. I just wanted her to shut up so that I could watch the movie.
"Yaay!" She screams and runs out of my room and down the stairs before I can throw anything at her. Me and the rest of my friends continued watching the movie and eating popcorn and other snacks that we had found. Even Amber was eating now since she promised to be quiet for the time being and watch the movie so we had finally untied her.
Another 10 minutes later
The movie had finally gotten to about a minute before the council is to decide the fate of the ring. Just then Stephanie came back in carrying four glasses. The rest of us continued to ignore her though.
"I'm back. Here you guys, try this and tell me how I did." Stephanie hands us all a glass each. We are so absorbed in the movie though we don't even look to see what's in the glasses. In the back of my mind I think to myself that I am a little thirsty after eating all that popcorn. So as a reflex I almost immediately tip my head back and start to drink whatever was in the glass. That was probably the worst mistake I ever could make and ever had made in my life.
The world around me starts to go fuzzy. I can vaguely hear glass shattering in the background. I start to gag and I feel like I'm going to throw up. I look up to see Danielle doubled over clutching her stomach and groaning. Amber had fallen out of the chair she was sitting on and was laying on the floor groaning as well. Stephanie was lying on the floor facing away from me and not moving. I think she was unconscious. There was glass everywhere from all the broken cups. I screamed when a sudden pain hit me in the stomach and fell forward right off the end of my bed. Right before everything went dark I could barely hear the hobbits telling Frodo how relieved they were that he was finally awake. (It was at the part where Frodo just woke up to find out he was in Rivendale and Gandalf was there.) Then everything went black.
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A.N. - Wow, I didn't exactly think my story would start this way but hey what can you do? I'm just sort of making this up as I go. Please tell me what you think of my story so far. Also no flames please since this is my first story. Next chapter should take place in Middle Earth.
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