YaoiCam!: Yu Yu Hakusho

Meowiegirl: Before Pegasus-chan here gets to host, I'm just gonna say I don't own the characters or their shows. If I did, yaoi would run rampant and they would be translated directly and played 24/7.

Pegasus: Are you running for President or something?

Pegasus: Okay! Welcome to the story. I'm your host, Pegasus. These are my co-hosts: the Funny Bunny plush and Meowiegirl.

Meowiegirl: (grumbling) I'm second to a Funny Bunny plush? Oh, that's sad...

Pegasus: Um, today we're postponing the Jin/Touya segment for special live coverage of Hiei and Kurama's wedding! Yay!

Funny Bunny: I'm the best co-host! Oh yeah! *puffs out chest and struts around*

Meowiegirl: *cries like a ninny*

Meowiegirl: *stops crying* I want to thank all of my wonderful, kind reviewers. Chibis and best wishes to you all! I also want to thank my parents, my friends, my family, and the Academy for making this all possible! And where would I be without-

Funny Bunny: Urusai! Baka neko onna! Funny Bunny-sama is in charge of the second-rate co-hosts!

(Translation: Shut up! Stupid cat woman! And -sama means "Lord" or something along those lines)

Pegasus: Funny Bunny! I'm shocked at you!

Meowiegirl: Thank you, Pegasus-chan! *flutters eyes*

Pegasus: Funny Bunny! You have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your foot on camera!

Meowiegirl: The man is blinded by love...

AND NOW, THE FEATURE PRESENTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meowiegirl: Sssssh... I'm secretly taping Hiei and Kurama's wedding using both my trusty 'cam and hidden cameras...

Hiei and Kurama: *walk into the chapel*



Hiei: Well, kitsune, it's the big day...

Kurama: Afterwards we can go to the hotel and-

Hiei: Has Youko possessed you or something?

Kurama: No, love.

Hiei: Good. You're MY kitsune. No one can ever take you away from me.

Botan, Yukina, Keiko, Shizuru and Mukuro: *run in and drag Kurama off*

Yusuke, Kuwabara, Koenma, Jin, and Touya: *walk in carrying a small tux and some hair gel*

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In Kurama's dressing room

Botan: Kurama! You're finally getting married to Hiei! I knew it! Now, you need a dress-

Keiko: -and make-up-

Shizuru: -and I'll do your hair-

Yukina: -if you're nervous, I'll be a shoulder to cry on-

Mukuro: -and if you don't want Hiei, I'll take him.

Everyone in the room except Mukuro: *glares/stares at Mukuro*

Botan: *takes a bunch of dresses out of a closet and decides on one. She gives it to Kurama* Here. Put this on.

Kurama: But-

Botan: *takes out oar* Now.

Kurama: *whimpers and goes to put on the dress*

Kurama: *whispering to himself* Are there any escape routes in this dressing room? *looks around, the windows are barred and locked, the walls are steel, and the door is locked ten times* Whoa... I guess they really did know we were gonna get married...

Five minutes later...

Keiko: Kurama! You look beautiful!

Kurama: *standing there wearing a bridal gown with a trail in the back of it. It is very lacey with a lot of ruffles and flower designs* -.-U

Keiko: Kurama, sit here. *Keiko points to a vanity set*

Kurama: But-

Keiko: Quiet, or I'll tell everyone that you wear pink pajamas with roses all over them.

Kurama: *sits down* *muttering* They're very light red...

Keiko: *gets to work on Kurama's make-up*

Kurama: Why me?

Keiko: *finishes* Kurama! You are lovely!

Kurama: ...I feel like a transvestite... *Kurama has dark red make-up and light pink eyeshadow and blush on*

Shizuru: *sneaks up behind Kurama and starts to do his hair*

Kurama: HEY! Don't touch that! *tries to pull away*

Shizuru: *knees Kurama very close to ...uh... you-know-where*

Kurama: *stays VERY still for the remaining time*

Shizuru: I'm done, fox-boy!

Kurama: *now has wavy hair with many flowers in it*

Yukina: *in her usual timid voice* Okay, you can cry on my shoulder if you want...

Kurama: Thank you, but-

Yukina: *now sounds like a drill sergeant* GET YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER AND CRY! NOW, F*** YOU! *smashes Kurama's head onto her shoulder*

Several minutes later...

Yukina: *in her normal voice again* Feeling better, Kurama-san?

Kurama: I only hope Hiei is going through something similar...

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In Hiei's dressing room

Yusuke: Here, Hiei, wear this! *tosses a tuxedo at Hiei*

Kuwabara: Are you sure, Urameshi? We did get it at the kid's department... It might be too small for Shrimp here...

Hiei: Hn.

Jin: I'll be over there if you need me. *points to a couch where Touya is sitting, leafing through a magazine. Ears twitch*

Koenma: Hiei, why am I here?

Hiei: To be a pain in the a**?

Koenma: -.-

Hiei: *smirks, and puts on the tux*

Kuwabara: Okay, now, uh, who's the best man?

Hiei: What is this 'best man'?

Yusuke: Your best friend-

Hiei: Kurama.

Yusuke: It can't be Kurama. You can't marry your best man.

Hiei: Oh.

Yusuke: Well, who else are you friends with who would want to get up in the front of a church for all the hot babes to see wearing a Speedo- I mean- a tuxedo.

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Koenma: *point at themselves*

Hiei: Hnnnn... Maybe Jin or Touya. Kurama invited them over a bunch of times.

Kuwabara: Where are they, anyway? *scratches his head stupidly*

( Erm...noises... are heard from behind the sofa)



Koenma: *becomes very interested in the floor* Oh... THAT'S where they are...

Yusuke: *blushes* Erm... ...Yeah...

Kuwabara: What? Who? Oh no! There are noises from behind the sofa! An evil demon!

Kuwabara: *runs over and looks behind sofa. Turns bright red and walks away very VERY fast*

Yusuke and Koenma: *rolling around laughing*

Hiei: *smirks and chuckles softly* Hn. Baka...

One hour later...

Touya: *who sorted himself out after the sofa incident* The wedding's about to start. Which reminds me...

Jin: *looking for something in the pocket of his tux*

Jin and Touya: *both pull out engagement rings, and talk at the same time* Will you marry me?

Touya: Yes, I will. *kisses Jin*

Jin: *grins, and his ears turn red*

Touya: Okay, since we're the best men, we should get out there.

Jin and Touya: *go stand where they're supposed to*

Koenma: *gets behind the altar*

Yusuke: *goes and sits in the audience*

Kuwabara: Hiei, are you sure you're not the ring bearer?

Hiei: What is that, you foolish human?

Kuwabara: This really little kid that gives the rings to the bride and groom.

Hiei: I will kill you some day...

Hiei: *goes and stands where he's supposed to*

Kuwabara: *goes and sits in the audience*



(Yukina, Keiko, Shizuru, Botan, and Mukuro are standing in the bridesmaid's spots wearing dresses)

Kurama: *walks down the isle* *mutters under his breath* I am such a fool, I am such a fool...

Koenma: *says the wedding ceremony thing*

Hiei and Kurama: I do!

Koenma: You may now kiss the kitsune.

Hiei and Kurama: *make out, clothing is almost shed*

Botan: *dumps a bucket of ice water on Hiei and Kurama that she brought for just such an emergency* Cool it, boys! You're not at the hotel yet!

Hiei: *mutters something about the church badly needing broom closets*

Kurama: *jabs Hiei in the ribs, lightly, with his index finger* Look! There's that tree with arms and legs! And it's taping our wedding!

Meowiegirl: *waves*

Karasu: *sobbing REALLY loudly* Nooo! Kurama! We were destined to be together! Er... at least until I kill you...

Yomi: *sobbing REALLY loudly* Waaaaaaahhhhhhh! Who am I going to have sex with? Not like we ever did in the first place, but I always hoped...

Mukuro: *sobbing REALLY REALLY loudly* Hiei! You are mine! Stupid kitsune! He's mine! MINE I SAY!!!!!!!

Hiei and Kurama: *flee the chapel*

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Later, at the hotel they're honeymooning at

Hiei: Kitsune, I love you, and I think that you are the loveliest thing in the world, but I liked you better before those girls got hold of you.

Kurama: Oh, right! *goes and fixes his hair and removes the make-up*

Hiei: Hn. I love you, kitsune.

Kurama: I love you too, koorime.

Hiei: Are we supposed to have a tree in our room?

Kurama: Whaaa? I don't know, let's go to sleep. I'm exhausted.

Hiei: Yeah. 'Night, koibito.

Kurama: 'Night.

Hiei and Kurama: *snuggle together and fall asleep*

Meowiegirl: Awwwwwww... *leaves quietly*

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A quick glossary:

Koorime- Ice maiden or ice demon.

Kitsune- Fox or fox demon. Not sure which.

Koibito- Lover

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Pegasus: Okay, goodbye, everyone!

Funny Bunny: Reviews, please.

Mr. Mackey: Reviews are good, mmmkay?

Meowiegirl: Next chapter, Jin and Touya! The ears of Awww! And what's under that scarf Touya wears on his head. (Hair, you hentais. It's HAIR!)



Everyone: *waves* Bye!!!!!!