Yami Babysitting
Chapter 1: Baby Phobia?
Summary: Yami, Marik & Bakura are FORCED to baby sit a baby name Jordan. Can they change his diaper in time? Will they ever feed him before he starves to death?
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"Where do we put our bags?" was the first question that Marik asked.
"Anywhere." A lady with black hair said. She was the mother of Jordan, the baby whom they were looking after. Marik was carrying three bags. Yami's, Bakura's and his.
"We will take good care of your son Ms. Luu." Yami said. Ms. Luu smiled before waving goodbye and leaving.
"So.....we can put our bags anywhere huh?" Marik smirked.
"Where are you going to put them?" Yami asked.
"Right here!" Marik said dropping all three bags on Yami's head.
"Ow!" Yami cried rubbing his head. He glared at Marik.
"What's wrong with your face 'Pharoh'?" Marik laughed.
"It's 'Pharoah' not 'Pharoh although you do have a point." Bakura said.
"Who said I wanted to talk to you tomb robber?" Marik asked glaring at him. Bakura's millennium ring started glowing like it was threatening Marik. Marik laughed and pulled out his millennium rod.
"Ha-ha! I have a bigger one!" Marik said. Yami stared at both of them.
"You two, it's not time to play who's the stupidest. Let's go find baby Jordan." Yami said.
"Who died and made you boss?!" Marik asked.
"His father you idiot!' Bakura said. Marik folded his arms across his chest and started muttering to himself. When they had found baby Jordan the first thing Marik did was pick him up by the leg and stare at him upside down.
"How do you feed this 'thing'?" Marik asked.
"MARIK! Don't hold the baby like that!" Yami yelled snatching the baby away from him. Apparently Yami didn't know how to hold him either because he was holding him by one arm and the baby looked like he was holding on for dear life.
"Hey Bak- what are you doing all the way back there?" Marik asked Bakura. Bakura was sitting in the corner that was furthest away from them three. Bakura shook his head mutely. Marik stared, then started laughing.
"You have baby phobia!" he laughed. Yami frowned.
"Marik, there is not such thing." Yami said flatly.
"It's either that or he's scared off your porcupine head 'Pharoh'!" Marik laughed. Yami didn't laugh at all.
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Ok please be nice to me because this is my first Yu-Gi-Oh! story ok? Please review!
Chapter 1: Baby Phobia?
Summary: Yami, Marik & Bakura are FORCED to baby sit a baby name Jordan. Can they change his diaper in time? Will they ever feed him before he starves to death?
*~*
"Where do we put our bags?" was the first question that Marik asked.
"Anywhere." A lady with black hair said. She was the mother of Jordan, the baby whom they were looking after. Marik was carrying three bags. Yami's, Bakura's and his.
"We will take good care of your son Ms. Luu." Yami said. Ms. Luu smiled before waving goodbye and leaving.
"So.....we can put our bags anywhere huh?" Marik smirked.
"Where are you going to put them?" Yami asked.
"Right here!" Marik said dropping all three bags on Yami's head.
"Ow!" Yami cried rubbing his head. He glared at Marik.
"What's wrong with your face 'Pharoh'?" Marik laughed.
"It's 'Pharoah' not 'Pharoh although you do have a point." Bakura said.
"Who said I wanted to talk to you tomb robber?" Marik asked glaring at him. Bakura's millennium ring started glowing like it was threatening Marik. Marik laughed and pulled out his millennium rod.
"Ha-ha! I have a bigger one!" Marik said. Yami stared at both of them.
"You two, it's not time to play who's the stupidest. Let's go find baby Jordan." Yami said.
"Who died and made you boss?!" Marik asked.
"His father you idiot!' Bakura said. Marik folded his arms across his chest and started muttering to himself. When they had found baby Jordan the first thing Marik did was pick him up by the leg and stare at him upside down.
"How do you feed this 'thing'?" Marik asked.
"MARIK! Don't hold the baby like that!" Yami yelled snatching the baby away from him. Apparently Yami didn't know how to hold him either because he was holding him by one arm and the baby looked like he was holding on for dear life.
"Hey Bak- what are you doing all the way back there?" Marik asked Bakura. Bakura was sitting in the corner that was furthest away from them three. Bakura shook his head mutely. Marik stared, then started laughing.
"You have baby phobia!" he laughed. Yami frowned.
"Marik, there is not such thing." Yami said flatly.
"It's either that or he's scared off your porcupine head 'Pharoh'!" Marik laughed. Yami didn't laugh at all.
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Ok please be nice to me because this is my first Yu-Gi-Oh! story ok? Please review!