YaoiCam!: Yu Yu Hakusho
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Meowiegirl: Pegasus has a cold and does not want to host.... But, as I'm too lazy to do it myself, let's all applaud for Sirius Black and Remus Lupin! (Warning: I am a fan of Sirius/Remus)
Sirius: *bows repeatedly* Thank you, thank you.
Remus: *pokes Sirius* Stop that.... *is snogged by Sirius* ^_^
Meowiegirl: Okay. Today we will be following Jin and Touya around.
Sirius: Whatever. Got any firewhiskey?
Meowiegirl: .U
Remus: *whispering* Sorry... You know, being dead is very stressful...
Meowiegirl: Nooooooooo!!!! Not my Siri-chan! Why couldn't Harry die? It was his fault...
Everyone: *stares*
Pegasus: *walks in* I took cold medicine! ^_^ *looks around* GOOD GOD!!!!!! This place is in a state of total...total...total... I DON'T KNOW WHAT!!!!!!
Meowiegirl: O.oU..... Sit back, relax, and beat Kuwa-baka over the head with the nearest heavy object, 'cuz it's time for YaoiCam!: Yu Yu Hakusho!
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The living room, Jin and Touya's house
Meowiegirl: *sitting on a chair, filming*
Touya: Jin, do you know that we have a tree sitting on that recliner over there?
Jin: Maybe Chuu got a new hairdo.
Touya: I............don't think so...............
Jin: Whatever. Maybe if we snog, it will go away.
Touya: Yay!
Jin: *starts to snog Touya but is poked in the eyes by Touya's bangs* Oww! You need to get plastic caps for those things, or something...
Touya: What, my hair again?
Jin: Yep!
Touya: Awww, poor Jin. *sits on Jin's lap*
Jin: *blushes and the ears of Aaaaaaaawwwwww! wiggle*
Meowiegirl: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww! (I just think those ears are so cute!)
Touya: Koi, that is not Chuu. Chuu would be too drunk to speak that coherently. And there's no Aussie accent.
Jin: *squints* You're right! It IS a crappily cut out paper tree with a video camera!
Karasu: *crashes in through a window*
Touya: Not again!
Jin: Go away, stalker-man.
Karasu: Do you know where Kurama is? *chibi eyes*
Jin: *ears of Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww! stand straight up in fright*
Touya: Eugh, a chibi Karasu!
Meowiegirl: -.-
Touya: Maybe if we ignore it, it'll go away.
Karasu: You know, I have a name! And a gender!
Jin: Not you, man! The crappily cut out paper tree sitting over there! *points at Meowiegirl*
Touya: Anyway, Karasu, get out. Jin, we have to clean our room.
Jin: *ears of Aaaaaaaaawwwwwww! get droopy and sad* Do we HAVE to?
Touya: Yes, koi, we have to. Badly. Remember last time?
Jin: Oh, yeah. Rinku got buried under some of my collections and he was missing for a month...
Touya: Koi, those were NOT collections. Those were piles of junk.
Jin: I know! I collect junk! ^_^
Touya: Oh.
Jin: Hey, wanna invite Hiei and Kurama and Urameshi and Kuwabara and Chuu and Rinku and...
Touya: We can't have that many people over for tea.
Jin: Oh. The first six, then?
Touya: Sure. But first, let's clean up. You don't want anyone disappearing again.
Jin: Especially Hiei, 'cause he's so short!
Touya: Hey! (Touya is only a bit taller than Hiei)
Jin and Touya: *walk into their room wearing gloves and scarves around their noses*
Touya: Jin, koi, why, WHY did you start collecting old sandwiches?
Jin: Well, I needed something to do after Urameshi's team beat us.
Touya: You could have taken up something constructive, like... Like... Like...
Jin: Babysitting!
Touya: No! Remember the time that we got conned into babysitting Rinku?
Jin: *shudders. So do the ears of Aaaaaaawwwwwwww!*
Jin and Touya: *start to clean up junk, and are done within several minutes*
Touya: The next thing we should do is make our bed.
Jin: *toothy grin* I know of some other activities that involve our bed...
Touya: *blushes and kisses Jin*
Meowiegirl: *leaves. Quickly.*
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One hour later
Meowiegirl: *walks back in*
Jin: You know, Touya, that thing is still here...
Touya: *yawns* Mmmm-hmmm...
Jin: I'm hungry...
Touya: *falling asleep* Uh-huh.....
Jin: I like salads...
Touya: *falls asleep with his arms around Jin's waist*
Jin: *picks up Touya and carries him into the kitchen*
Touya: *wakes up* Whaa... Who... Why... Whehhh?
Jin: I'm making lunch!!! ^_^
Meowiegirl: *walks in*
Jin: A salad! You like salads, right Touya? And I'm sure Urameshi and Stupid and Hiei and Kurama like salads too, you know, because Kurama's a plant demon and all, and... *Jin continues to ramble on energetically about salads*
Touya: Urgh... I need coffee. Am I really hearing my koibito ramble on about salads?
Jin: *puts lettuce, etc. in a bowl, and then arm-tornadoes it, causing salad to go everywhere*
Touya: I have lettuce all over me!
Jin: Yeah... Oops...
Touya: Did you actually get any lettuce in the bowl at all?
Jin: Yes! I did!
Touya: Oh, good. Let's see.
Jin: *proudly shows Touya the bowl, which contains one shriveled, wilted, moldy piece of lettuce that no one in their right mind would want to eat anyway* Better than last time, I think! ^_^
Touya: -.-U Yes... I suppose this time there's actually one piece of lettuce in the bowl...
Jin: Eheheheh... Ah, Touya, why don't you cook, and I call everyone up...
Touya: Good idea. *starts cooking*
Jin: *talking on the phone* Yeah, Kurama, you and Hiei can come over early... You need to escape a stalker?... Might he be very tall with black hair?... Oh... Girl from school... I see... Bye!
Touya: Jin, once you're done calling everyone up, could you clean up the lettuce?
Jin: *continues calling people*
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Fifteen minutes later...
Kurama: Hi, Jin! Hi, Touya!
Hiei: *to Jin* Hn. *to Touya* Hn.
Kurama: Sorry we're late, but our bread-slicer went nuts... *sure enough, there's a large red stain on Kurama's shirt around his stomach area*
Jin: *looks frightened* It's quite okay...
Kurama: Can we bake a cake for the party? Hiei and I were going to, at home, but-
Touya: Sure. Just look out for the electric mixer, it's treacherous.
Kurama: You're making fun of me, aren't you...
Jin: That's what friends are for! ^_^
Hiei and Kurama: *go into the kitchen*
Hiei: Hn. All they have is chocolate cake mix, I guess that's what they like...
Touya: *walks in to hear last remark* Or it's another one of Jin's "collections. I forget.
Kurama: You do like chocolate, right? And you don't mind if I take my shirt off to bake, do you?
I don't want to mess it up any more...
Touya: Sure. Well, I'll leave you to your baking... *leaves*
Kurama: *starts making cake*
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: *pours cake batter into pan, splashing a good deal on his chest and stomach*
Hiei: *watches cake batter being poured; some errant globs land on his face*
(Okay, let's take some time out to review here. Kurama is standing there SHIRTLESS with chocolate stuff on his torso. Hiei is standing there with chocolate stuff on his face. Just think about how this might look to someone who walks in...)
Jin: *has been sitting there the whole time, unbeknownst to anyone, even himself; starts laughing hysterically* I... hahaha... know a joke... hooohooohooohooo... that we can play... WAHAHAHAHAHA... on Touya... HA! HA! HA! HA!
Kurama: Which is...?
Jin: Just don't tell him that it was an accident! *has another laughing fit*
Touya: *walks in, sees Hiei and Kurama* Argh! Nosebleed! *has one of the WORST nosebleeds in Yu Yu Hakusho history*
Jin: *cackling, a stupid thing to do if you are trying to play a joke on someone*
Kurama: *blushing* It's not what you think!
Touya: *laying on the floor twitching due to blood loss*
Jin: I don't think he can hear you...
Hiei: *glares at the cake*
Cake: Eep! *bakes*
Jin: Ooh! Let's eat! *grabs cake and runs off, completely ignoring his twitching mate*
Kurama: Shouldn't we help Touya?
Hiei: Leave well enough alone, kitsune. *grabs Kurama's hand and follows Jin*
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Three hours later...
Touya: *wakes up* Whaaaaaa...? Where AM I?
Jin: *standing over Touya snorting due to attempting to stifle a laugh*
Touya: What is it?
Jin: *snort* Hahahaha... Sorry, koi, I was really really bored... HAHAHAHAHA... And you were out cold... I couldn't resist!
Touya: *goes pale* What NOW?
Jin: *brings over a mirror; Touya looks like a large Barbie doll, complete with the hair*
Touya: *in shock* My hair... My beautiful blue spiky hair...
Jin: Touya, relax, it's a wig.
Touya: *pouts at Jin* Koibito, that is NOT FUNNY!
Jin: Eh... There's more...
Touya: *looks down at himself- he has a pink fluffy dress on* EEEEEE! *faints again*
Jin: Relax! It's just Dorothy's!
Touya: *groggily* Eh?
Jin: That chick from Gundam Wing? She lived here before us?
Touya: Yeah... Speaking of that, Jin, where DO we live?
Jin: Hmmm... Y'know, I'm not sure...
Touya: Let's go have dinner.
Jin: Sure, Touya! *stifles a snicker*
Jin and Touya: *leave*
Meowiegirl: I just don't have the heart to tell Touya that he's still wearing that Barbie outfit...
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Pegasus: Meowiegirl, you haven't tortured Kuwa-baka yet.
Meowiegirl: WHAT?!
Kurama and Hiei: *walk by*
Hiei: Ugh, I'm bored, kitsune.
Kurama: Me too.
Hiei: *gets THAT LOOK in his eyes* Wanna find a dressing room?
Kurama: Sure! ^____^
Meowiegirl: *grins evilly* Use that one over there.
Hiei and Kurama: *run towards dressing room while shedding clothing- no mean feat*
Pegasus: That's Kuwabara's dressing room.
Meowiegirl: I know! ^_^
Kuwabara: *walks by*
Meowiegirl: Oi! Baka!
Kuwabara: *looks*
Meowiegirl: You have to go in your dressing room and get ready for the next chapter!
Kuwabara: *walks over to dressing room and sees Hiei and Kurama doing...eh...-that-* *screams*
Pegasus: *high fives Meowiegirl*
Meowiegirl: Until next time, goodbye! Please review on your way out!