Yami Babysitting
Chapter 2: Marik and the *evil* telephone!
A/N: I would like to thank all the reviewers at the end of this chapter and I'm glad you all enjoyed my fic! Ok on with the story!
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"What do you feed a baby?" asked Marik. Yami stared at a piece of paper that he was given from Jordon's mother.
"Well, it says here that you feed him milk...." Yami said.
"So where do you get that 'thing' from?" Marik asked.
"From the supermarket, you idiots." Bakura said, speaking up for the first time. Baby Jordon turned and stared at Bakura who shrunk back in his corner and squeaked. Marik cracked up laughing. Yami shook his head and walked off to the door.
"Where are you going?" Marik asked.
"To the supermarket." replied Yami. Marik raised an eyebrow.
"And what is a supermarket? Is it a place where you can become super powerful and rule the world?!" Marik asked excitedly. Yami looked like he was going to say yes but then looked like he didn't want to tell so he shrugged his shoulders.
"You stay here and look after baby Jordan." Yami said. "And Bakura." He added. Marik pouted and sat down on the couch. "See you guys later. And no leaving Bakura alone with the baby for more than one minute ok Marik?" Yami asked seriously. Marik nodded not really paying attention. Yami left leaving the three alone.
Then the phone started ringing. Marik jumped up looking alarmed. He stared at the phone and raised his millennium rod. He approached it carefully.
"Silence evil thing! I shall banish you to the Shadow Realm!" Marik yelled bravely but he was trembling head to toe. The phone answered him by ringing even louder. Marik with trembling fingers picked up the phone and put the part that you speak into the phone to his ear. "HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU?! TALK!!" he yelled pointing his millennium rod at the phone.
"Um....Marik, it's me Malik." Malik said.
"Hikari! No!! Why are you stuck in this evil thing for?! Don't worry! I shall get you out!!!!" Marik yelled. He grabbed his millennium rod and started whacking the phone violently. "Free my Hikari you monster!!! DIE YOU EVIL THING!!! DIE!!!" he yelled. *BOOM!* The phone disappeared because Marik had sent it to the Shadow Realm. "NNNOOOO!!!!! Hikari!!! I sent my Hikari to the Shadow Realm!!!!" Marik sobbed.
"Marik! Did you make that awful smell?!" Bakura asked.
"What, huh? Ew! Gross! What is that smell?!" Marik yelled. They then both turned to stare at baby Jordan who had an innocent look on his face.
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Yami stared around himself. 'So this is a supermarket huh?' Yami thought to himself. He walked around not bothering to apologise to people when he bumped into them and stepped on their feet. 'Hmm....I wonder where milk is....wow!' Yami stopped and stared at a certain shop which was selling Egyptian armbands and Egyptian clothing. He looked around making sure that no one familiar was in the same supermarket he was in. He walked right into the shop not knowing that the shop that sold the milk was across from the shop he had just entered....
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Ha-ha! I'm going to end the chapter there! Please review and I would like to thank these people!
Yugi_is_mine101: I'm glad you think it's funny and I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Dark Magician Gurl: Thank you and wow I updated quicker than I thought!
AkuRyou-sama: Thank you and I hope your happy AkuRyou! ^-^
Yami-MeKayla: I'm very glad I gave you inspiration....or were you talking to someone else? Thank you!
marik'sangel: Yay, funny my story is funny! O.o I'm weird ain't I 'cause most of the reviews already said that! ^_~*
Ic14: Do I rock?! Heheh! I shall tell someone that if they dare to mess with me! Thanks! D
ILKaiba: Thank you! I will keep going! .....I think....O.o
carol: Intriguing, huh? Cool! And their personalities fit perfectly, thanks!
Jeanne-KKJ: Ha-ha! Poor Yami's....or poor Jordan! O.o I feel especially sorry for Bakura!!!!
Wow, 9 reviews! Thank you, to all that enjoyed the story and reviewed! Please keep reviewing and it will inspire me to update! I'll update soon! ^- ^ Oh yeah and the disclaimer please Bakura!!!!
Bakura says the disclaimer: I hate doing this! Do I have to do this?
Chibi_Chan: Yes! Or I shall make baby Jordan come after you!
Bakura: -_-; I'm not scared of that thing! * baby Jordan comes crawling in* AAAHHH!!! Evil thing stay away from me!!! Chibi_Chichan doesn't own anything!!! ANYTHING!!!
Chibi_Chichan: Sheesh....thanks Bakura for rubbing it in....-_-; You shall pay for what you said in the next chapter!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! .....boy....am I disturbed or what?
See you and remember to review my chapter!!!! ^_~*
Chapter 2: Marik and the *evil* telephone!
A/N: I would like to thank all the reviewers at the end of this chapter and I'm glad you all enjoyed my fic! Ok on with the story!
*~*
"What do you feed a baby?" asked Marik. Yami stared at a piece of paper that he was given from Jordon's mother.
"Well, it says here that you feed him milk...." Yami said.
"So where do you get that 'thing' from?" Marik asked.
"From the supermarket, you idiots." Bakura said, speaking up for the first time. Baby Jordon turned and stared at Bakura who shrunk back in his corner and squeaked. Marik cracked up laughing. Yami shook his head and walked off to the door.
"Where are you going?" Marik asked.
"To the supermarket." replied Yami. Marik raised an eyebrow.
"And what is a supermarket? Is it a place where you can become super powerful and rule the world?!" Marik asked excitedly. Yami looked like he was going to say yes but then looked like he didn't want to tell so he shrugged his shoulders.
"You stay here and look after baby Jordan." Yami said. "And Bakura." He added. Marik pouted and sat down on the couch. "See you guys later. And no leaving Bakura alone with the baby for more than one minute ok Marik?" Yami asked seriously. Marik nodded not really paying attention. Yami left leaving the three alone.
Then the phone started ringing. Marik jumped up looking alarmed. He stared at the phone and raised his millennium rod. He approached it carefully.
"Silence evil thing! I shall banish you to the Shadow Realm!" Marik yelled bravely but he was trembling head to toe. The phone answered him by ringing even louder. Marik with trembling fingers picked up the phone and put the part that you speak into the phone to his ear. "HELLO?! WHO ARE YOU?! TALK!!" he yelled pointing his millennium rod at the phone.
"Um....Marik, it's me Malik." Malik said.
"Hikari! No!! Why are you stuck in this evil thing for?! Don't worry! I shall get you out!!!!" Marik yelled. He grabbed his millennium rod and started whacking the phone violently. "Free my Hikari you monster!!! DIE YOU EVIL THING!!! DIE!!!" he yelled. *BOOM!* The phone disappeared because Marik had sent it to the Shadow Realm. "NNNOOOO!!!!! Hikari!!! I sent my Hikari to the Shadow Realm!!!!" Marik sobbed.
"Marik! Did you make that awful smell?!" Bakura asked.
"What, huh? Ew! Gross! What is that smell?!" Marik yelled. They then both turned to stare at baby Jordan who had an innocent look on his face.
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Yami stared around himself. 'So this is a supermarket huh?' Yami thought to himself. He walked around not bothering to apologise to people when he bumped into them and stepped on their feet. 'Hmm....I wonder where milk is....wow!' Yami stopped and stared at a certain shop which was selling Egyptian armbands and Egyptian clothing. He looked around making sure that no one familiar was in the same supermarket he was in. He walked right into the shop not knowing that the shop that sold the milk was across from the shop he had just entered....
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Ha-ha! I'm going to end the chapter there! Please review and I would like to thank these people!
Yugi_is_mine101: I'm glad you think it's funny and I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
Dark Magician Gurl: Thank you and wow I updated quicker than I thought!
AkuRyou-sama: Thank you and I hope your happy AkuRyou! ^-^
Yami-MeKayla: I'm very glad I gave you inspiration....or were you talking to someone else? Thank you!
marik'sangel: Yay, funny my story is funny! O.o I'm weird ain't I 'cause most of the reviews already said that! ^_~*
Ic14: Do I rock?! Heheh! I shall tell someone that if they dare to mess with me! Thanks! D
ILKaiba: Thank you! I will keep going! .....I think....O.o
carol: Intriguing, huh? Cool! And their personalities fit perfectly, thanks!
Jeanne-KKJ: Ha-ha! Poor Yami's....or poor Jordan! O.o I feel especially sorry for Bakura!!!!
Wow, 9 reviews! Thank you, to all that enjoyed the story and reviewed! Please keep reviewing and it will inspire me to update! I'll update soon! ^- ^ Oh yeah and the disclaimer please Bakura!!!!
Bakura says the disclaimer: I hate doing this! Do I have to do this?
Chibi_Chan: Yes! Or I shall make baby Jordan come after you!
Bakura: -_-; I'm not scared of that thing! * baby Jordan comes crawling in* AAAHHH!!! Evil thing stay away from me!!! Chibi_Chichan doesn't own anything!!! ANYTHING!!!
Chibi_Chichan: Sheesh....thanks Bakura for rubbing it in....-_-; You shall pay for what you said in the next chapter!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! .....boy....am I disturbed or what?
See you and remember to review my chapter!!!! ^_~*