Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh! If I did I wouldn't be writing fan fictions!

Kf: Yo sup?

Yami: Uh what?

Kf:  -.- Never mind

Tea: I wanna hug Seto

Yugi: So then why don't you?

Tea: Cause he locked himself in the room over there

Kf: O.O

Yami: Uh oh by the look on her face this cant be good

Kf: O.O **Goes into the room with the spare key**

Tea: Wonder what's wrong

Yami: BUCK!!

Yugi: Wha?

Yami: O.O Buck buck buck?

Seto: ^_^

Yami: Buck?

Yugi: What happened in there?

Seto: Well you see….

Kf: STOP!!!! Seto you must not revel the secret!

Yami: Buck?

Kf: O.O I c I'll just go fix that **Goes into the room** There we go

Yami: What's the secret???!!!

Kf: Wouldn't you like to know

Yami: Actually I would

Kf: -.- Too bad

Yami: Fine I'll get Seto to tell me

Kf: No! He's not going to tell you it's a secret only authors know and special people know

Seto: ^_____________^ I'm special

Yami: But I want to be special ttttttttttttttoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: You are special Yami

Yami: But Seto is more special

Seto: ^__^

Tea: Yami your 5000 years old and you sound like a two-year old

Yami: You mean lady **Runs off crying**

Yugi: Tea!! Look what you did

Tea: V.V Sorry

Seto: Yea Tea what were you thinking?

Tea: I don't know T.T WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Hugs Seto**

Seto: O.O Uhoh

Y.Bakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **Covering his ears** Stop that infernal racket!!

Tea: WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seto: **Trying to yell over Tea's loud crying** SHE MADE YAMI CRY

Y.Bakura: SO?!

Yugi: SHE FEELS BAD!

Y.Bakura: SO?! DOESN'T MEAN SHE HAS TO MAKE US GO DEAF!!!!

Seto: GOOD POINT!!

Tea: T.T **Sniff** Would guys stop yelling your standing right beside each other! Geez

Everyone: -.-U

Yami: Hey!!!!!!!!! Where'd Kf go?

Joey: I dunno **Shifty eyes**

Seto: -.- That wasn't obvious

Joey: Or was it?

Yami: O.O Wha????!!! I'm all confused

Joey: And dat's the truth

Seto: How about you just go away now

Joey: NEVER MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **Tea slaps him**

Yami Josh: . DIE!!!!!!!!! **Tea and Yami Josh get into a big catfight**

Y.Bakura: ^.^ This should be interesting

Yami: ^.^ Yep it should

Seto: ¬.¬

Yami Josh & Tea: Y.Bakura, Yami you think this is funny?! **Drag them into the fight**

Y.Bakura & Yami: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Seto: ¬.¬ They had that one coming

Kf: I'll say

Seto: O_o When did you get here?

Kf: Just now…Why?

Joey: I think you know the answer

Kf: O_o If I knew the answer why would I ask?

Joey: I dunno why would you?

Kf: O_o I'm confused

Joey: I don't think you are

Kf: O_o I think I am

Joey… I

Seto: ¬.¬ Shut up Joey

Yugi: Thank you

Tristan: Hey Kf shouldn't you help Y.Bakura and Yami?

Kf: **Playing cards with Seto** Yea I should **Continues playing**

Tristan: O_o Aren't you going to?

Kf: ¬.¬ The key word was should help them

Tristan: So your not going to?

Kf: Go home Tristan

Tristan: I ccccccaaaaaaannnnttttttt

Tea: There I think we're finished

Yami Josh: Yep

Y.Bakura & Yami: X  . x

Kf: Right so anyway we have some gifts!! ^_^

 Yami Jenny gives

Joey = 10 pizzas

Yugi = Miracle grow for guys

Yami = A kiss

Tea = A new wardrobe and message: I hate you

Tristan = nothing

Seto = Divorce papers

Bakura = Instant Yami be gone

Y.Bakura = message: You shouldn't be mean to your hikari!!

Joey: YES!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

Yugi: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Uses it** HA! YOU HEAR THAT WORLD I'M NOT SHORT MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yami: O_o A kiss!!! But I'm married

Yugi: You are?

Yami: Yea last chappie to Kaiba,-Tealie

Yugi: OOOOOhhhhh yea 

Yami: But I thank you for the kiss anyway but **Shifty eyes** ssssssshhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Tea: Hate is such a strong word!!! Besides we can be friends! ^___^

Y.Bakura: ¬.¬ Tea I think this person was trying to imply that she doesn't want to be your friend

Tea: Why?

Tristan: O_o Why do you people hate me so?!

Seto: Divorce papers?

Tea: You wont be needing these **Shreds the papers**

Yami: O_O **Watches the papers shred** There goes your only chance of survival!! RUN SETO RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: I don't think so! **Hugs Seto**

Seto: ¬.¬ Thanks Yami

Yami: No problem ^_________^

Bakura: ^_^ Thanks!!

Y.Bakura: . YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MORTAL!!!!!!!!!

Kf: O_o Right! Yamimistress gives

Yami = A kiss a bunch of candy bars and money

Yugi = A dark magician plushie

Joey = The world's largest sandwich

Seto = A note saying "DIE DIE DIE"

She also gives messages and questions to the following

Yami = Do you love your aibou? [Even if you do I still love you ^.~]

Yugi = Do you love your Yami?

Seto = I hate you ^^ [Don't ask looong story]

Tea = Stop your friendship speeches and you wont get bashed ^-^

Yami: Another kiss!! Oh man I'm gonna get in trouble! ^^ Candy!!!

Yugi: YAY!!!! Now I can get rid of my old snugly toy **Throws an old banana peel**

Everyone else: O_o

Joey: **eats the sandwich in one bite** ^____________^ Tasty

Everyone (once again): O_o

Seto: T.T

Tea & Kf: Don't worry Seto we love you

Yami: Do you love me?

Tea: I guess

Yami: **Looks at Kf**

Kf: No

Yami: T.T

Yami lovers: **Glare**

Kf: ¬.¬ Fine I do

Yami: ^____________^ I'm loved

Tea: I cant stop my friendship speeches so many people don't know the wonders of friendship

Y.Bakura: ¬.¬ Oh no! What ever shall we do?

Tea: I just don't know!

Yami: I love my aibou **sees yaoi supporters** Not in that way you sickos!!

Yugi: ^_^ what he said!

Kf: And last Kaiba,-Tealie gives

Joey: A collar i.d. tag to wear on his collar

Seto: A birthday present the 5th Blue eyes and a message: If it's your birthday it's mine too cause I'm your twin sister so now you have to give two presents a wedding present and a birthday present!

Kf: Message: Can I permanently come in the story?

Joey: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: Thanks! O_o What two presents!!! This is an outrage!!!!

Kf: Come in my story? Well since this chappie is almost over you can come in next chapter and if you review this chapter can you tell me a bit about yourself please!

Seto: Hey Yami you married my twin sister!!!!!

Yami: ^_____________^ Now we're family!!!!!!

Seto: ¬.¬ Oh joy!!!

Y.Bakura: Hey Yami! You know how you got two kisses and you said that you were going to get in trouble from your wife

Yami: ……..Yea

Y.Bakura: Well your wife is coming next chapter!!!! Muhahahahahahahaa!

Yami: O_o Uh oh!!!!! **Runs**

Kf: ^.^U! Oh and Yamimistress I'm gonna have to work out this marriage cause he's already married and @____@!!! But don't worry Yamimistress you will get to be with him I just have to think this through K? R&R Please!!!

Yami: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Kf don't end this chapter or I'll have to face…I dunno!!! I'm confusing myself @.@ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! **Runs into a wall**

Kf: O_o

Seto: -.- And to think I'm related to him now

Kf: ^.^U Don't you fell special?

Seto: ¬.¬ Yea I feel extraordinary

Tea: Hey!! I'm part of the family too!! Seto did you forget about me?

Seto: O_O NO!!!!! I'm just talking about **glances at Yami**

Yami **Running in circles** AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Seto: ¬.¬ The stupid members of our family

Tea: Oh okay ^_________________________^