YaoiCam! Yu Yu Hakusho
Meowiegirl: Finally, for you lovely, great reviewers who have been so patient waiting for the Shishi and Suzuka chapter,
here it is.
Pegasus: Yaaaay! *hugs Funny Bunny* Funny Bunny is happy!
Meowiegirl: Dude, that is not healthy.
Pegasus: Funny Bunny hates you! *hits Meowiegirl with his Funny Bunny plush*
Meowiegirl: Like I said before, not healthy. Seriously. I'm worried about you, man.
Pegasus: Stop wasting time and let's do the disclaimer.
Meowiegirl: That's your job.
Pegasus (pretending to be Funny Bunny plush): *squeaky voice* The author does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, or
Scooby-Doo. She is overjoyed that she doesn't own Britney Spears, whom she thinks is a stupid slut.
Meowiegirl: Right. Now, on to the story!
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Meowiegirl: *still wearing that bedraggled tree costume, lowers herself into Suzuka and Shishi's house through a window*
Suzuka: Shishi! Get over here!
Shishi (from the other room): Not now darling, I'm looking for my mirror.
Suzuka: NOW!
Shishi: *walks in scowling* Yes, mother.
Suzuka: I heard that, you weird-haired, conceited, Dark Tournament-losing, fangirl-stalked demon!
Shishi: Funny, those characteristics describe you too.
Meowiegirl: Oddly enough, Shishi seems to value his mirror over Suzuka.
Suzuka: That's Beautiful Suzuka to you, tree.
Shishi: *stares at Meowiegirl*
Suzuka: Wait a second... Tree?! How'd you get in here?!
Meowiegirl: Ehh, I grew...? Over night?
Shishi: I'll attack you with the Banshee Shriek, evil creature! *takes out Banshee Shriek and uses it*
Banshee Shriek (in Britney Spears voice): Oops! I did it again! I played with your heart, I got lost in the game!
Meowiegirl: My god! It's horrible! *covers her ears*
Suzuka: *curled up in a fetal position on the floor, twitching*
Shishi: *unconscious due to horrible Britney Spears song (read: unintelligible shrieking) emitting from the Banshee Shriek*
Banshee Shriek: *hits a high note and explodes*
Suzuka: *gets up* Shishi! Speak to me!
Shishi: *still out cold- what is it with fainting bishies in this story?*
Suzuka: I know what will wake him up! *talks in Shishi's ear* Sex. Chocolate. Chocolate and sex? Mirrors. Lots and lots of
mirrors! Mirrors and chocolate and sex!
Meowiegirl: Mirrors and chocolate and sex, oh my!
Shishi: *mutters in his sleep* Go home, Koto. I don't like you like that.
Koto: *jumps in through the open window, grinning crazily* When fangirls are on the prowl, never leave your windows open!
Suzuka: In a word, shit.
Shishi: *wakes up and lets out a high-pitched scream*
Koto: Come on in, girls!
Horde of fangirls (including the other Dark Tournament announcer, Juri): *come in through the window*
Juri (in camouflage miniskirt and speaking into a walkie-talkie): We've got bishies S1 and S2 surrounded. Backup and
makeup requested. Move! Move! Move!
Shishi: Oh, for God's sake. *takes out Cape of No Return and holds it in front of him*
Fangirls: *rush the two guys* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Shiiiiiishiiiiiiii and Suuuuuuzuuuuukaaaaa! Weeee loooooove yooooo- *disappear*
~One hour earlier at Hiei and Kurama's house~
Hiei: *walks in the front door* Fox! Mukuro died, let's go to the Makai. Start packing.
Kurama: *kisses Hiei* Finally! I have you all to myself again!
(Knowing Kurama, you readers can probably guess what that simple little kiss (read: ten-minute-long makeout session)
turned in to)
~One hour later in Kurama and Hiei's bedroom~
Kurama: I missed you, Hiei.
Hiei: *blushes* Hnnnn... *cuddles with Kurama*
Fangirls: *fall in through the ceiling* Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hiei and Kurama! Omigod!
Hiei: *picks up his fox and jumps out the window*
~Back at Suzuka and Shishi's house~
Suzuka: That happens every day.
Shishi: One time they stole my mirror and my hair styling gel.
Suzuka: *hugs Shishi* Poor baby.
Shishi: I hear the doorbell.
Suzuka: *stops hugging Shishi* And?
Shishi: Go get it.
Suzuka: I'd like you to know that I do ninety percent of the cooking in this household, thank you very much, so why should
I have to answer the door?
Shishi: Because I still haven't gotten my hair gel back. Do you expect me to answer the door without my signature
antenna-like bangs?
Suzuka: *grumbles, but gets the door* Hi, Chuu.
Chuu: Yeah, yeah. Where are the sheilas? Where's the beer?
Shishi: *walks in with Meowiegirl in tow*
Chuu: 'Ey! There's that tree Jin an' Touya told me about!
Shishi: Hello? Am I invisible? Incredibly sexy demon over here!
Suzuka: *lifts an eyebrow and clears his throat*
Shishi: ...And over there. *points at Suzuka*
Suzuka: *happy genki grin*
Chuu: *sees Shishi* 'Ey! A sheila!
Shishi: What?! No!
Chuu: 'Ey, missy, whazzabout you an' me...ya know...
Shishi: Do I really look that feminine?
Suzuka (whispering): No, Chuu's just dead drunk.
Chuu: *passes out in the doorway*
Suzuka: Dammit! Not again!
Shishi: *sighs* Second time this week, dear?
Suzuka: Third. *moves Chuu to a couch*
Meowiegirl: *pokes Chuu*
Suzuka: *jumps into Shishi's arms ala Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, pointing at Meowiegirl* AAAAAAAAAH! That tree just moved!
Shishi: *falls over*
Suzuka: Shishi?
Shishi: Get- ack- off my chest! You're taller than I am, and more muscular!
Suzuka: *sweatdrops and stands up*
Shishi: Well, this is lovely. We've got a passed-out alcoholic demon, a moving tree, a scared clown-
Suzuka: I am not a scared clown, you- you- YOU! *fuming*
Shishi: Sorry, dear. All we need now is for Jin and Touya to come over.
Suzuka: They won't. They're preparing for their wedding.
Doorbell: *rings*
Suzuka: *glares at Shishi and answers the door*
Jin: Hey there! Guess what? The wedding preparations got finished early! Can I come in? Great! Where's the cheese?
Shishi: *smirking* Spoke too soon, eh, koi?
Touya: Sorry, everyone. Jin got into the champagne.
Jin: And the wine.
Touya: Yes, and the wine.
Jin: And Chuu drank all the beer. Hey! There's that tree that was in our house a few days ago!
Touya: I thought that was Chuu.
Jin: Nah. Y'see, Chuu's asleep on that couch there. *points at Chuu*
Touya: Ah. But just for the sake of my argument, how do we know that's not the tree asleep on the couch?
Jin: Uh... Wait, lemme see... Now, we don't, love, but, ah, when you divide the square root of pi by the cosine of an angle no
greater than thirty-nine degrees-
Touya: Jin, dear, you're just trying to confuse me, aren't you?
Jin: Nah. How can I confuse you when I've been confused the whole time?
Touya: Come on Jin, let's go home before our friends consider shipping you off to an insane asylum.
Jin: Alright. *grins and flies away with Touya dangling from one of his legs*
Touya: Jin, darling, I think you forgot to take me with you. *gets tangled up in a tree in the yard*
Jin: *also gets tangled up*
Shishi: Ugh, Suzuka, this day's been a mess. *sighs melodramatically*
Suzuka: I can think of something that might make you feel better. *picks up Shishi and carries him towards the bedroom*
Shishi: *jumps down* Wait a second. D'you think Chuu will be alright on his own?
Suzuka: Well, he's so drunk that even if he does get up and hurt himself, he won't feel it for a few hours.
Shishi: Great. *is picked up again by Suzuka*
Meowiegirl: Aww, the concern they have for their friend is so touching.
Suzuka: *walking up the stairs and making out with Shishi simultaneously* Mmph, mm phphmm phmmph.
Shishi: *pulls away*
Suzuka: Thanks. What I meant was, "Hey, that tree's being sarcastic!"
Meowiegirl: No, I was being serious. In your place, I'd have killed him by now. *points at Chuu* ...Or at least make sure
that I'd get dead drunk before letting him in.
Shishi: *rolls eyes* How important. Come on Suzuka, I'm getting really impatient.
Suzuka: You heard the demon. Go away, tree.
Meowiegirl: *sits down in the living room*
Suzuka and Shishi: *didn't even make it to their room and are doing...it...on the stairs*
Chuu: *wakes up and sees* Hey! Isn't that a lil' bit uncomfortable? *is not listened to*
~An hour and a half later~
(The camera lens is slightly watery)
Suzuka: *sitting on the stairs and grinning*
Chuu: *laughing his head off* I've never seen it done quite like that before. On a lamppost, in a shoe store, on top of a lit stove-
Shishi: *sitting on Suzuka's lap and being cuddled by said blonde bishie* Really, Chuu, it's okay. We don't want to hear. Really.
Suzuka: You're still here, tree?
Meowiegirl: *glares at Chuu and walks out of the house* Next time on YaoiCam! Yu Yu Hakusho, Jin and Touya's wedding.
(The screen goes black)
Chuu (from inside): Wha'd I do? Wha'd I do?
Meowiegirl (from outside): *quite put out* You drooled on my camera, you drunken oaf!
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Pegasus: And that concludes another wonderful episode of The Adventures of Funny Bunny!
Meowiegirl: *pats Pegasus on the back* There, there, Peggy. It'll be alright. I can get you a nice psychiatrist, do you want that?
Pegasus: *puzzled face* Whaa...?! Why?
Meowiegirl: *sweatdrop* Never mind.
P. A. System: *comes on and noises that sound suspiciously like two people having sex are heard*
Meowiegirl: What the hell?!
Pegasus: I'm betting it's either Marik, Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Youko, or Kuronue.
Meowiegirl: *nods* Yeah, probably.
P. A. System: *turns off*
Marik, Malik, Bakura, Ryou, Kuronue, and Youko: *all walk by looking very disheveled*
Marik: Hehehe, that was fun.
Youko: We should try that again sometime.
Ryou: *nods* Totally.
Meowiegirl: *giggling madly*
Bakura: *snappish* What?! We went swimming, okay?
Pegasus: Then who...?
Hiei and Kurama: *walk by*
Hiei: That's the last time we ever do that in the room with the P. A. system.
Kurama: *blushing* Well, how would I know that I'd accidentally pressed the 'on' button?
Hiei: That orange-haired freak is never going to give me the end of it.
Kuwabara: Nice announcement, you guys.
Hiei: *punches Kuwabara in the teeth* Hn.
Meowiegirl: *applauds*