Yami Babysitting

Chapter 4: Bakura and Fire? O.o

A/N: Hey, I shall thank the reviews after the chapter like usual. And also I got a review that wants shonen-ai. Please tell me in your review if you want shonen-ai or even yaoi!!!! But if it's yaoi my stomachs squirms when I write the romance part. BLLEEEGH!!!! Also a reviewer pointed out the Malik and Marik mix up. I'm sorry but I want to keep Malik as the hikari and Marik as the yami because I like it that way!!! Sorry!! Also in chapter two I typed Hitari instead of Hikari!!! MY BAD!!!! I know shoot me......wait Hyogail told me to stop telling people that before Bakura actually does it!!!!! ^-^ LOLS my bad and my retarded ness

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Bakura walks over to the kitchen and reads the stuff on the back of the milk package.

"Stove huh? Can't be too hard to turn on a stove now can it?" Bakura wonders out loud. He looks around the kitchen at all the technology. "Now all I need to do is find out which of these things is a stove........"

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"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! TAKE THIS PSYCHOTIC MAN AWAY!!!!" the lady at the counter said. Two guards grab Yami.

"BUT I AM PHARAOH!!!!!! I USED TO WEAR THOSE ARMBANDS!!!!! THEY ARE MINE!!!!! MINE I TELL YOU MINE!!!!! They are mine!!!! How dare you treat me the pharaoh like this!!!! I am royalty!!! Un hand me this minute!!!" Yami blabbered on as he got dragged away out of the shop that now looked totally demolished.....(-_____- trust Yami to do that)

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Marik sat there staring at the baby. Then he sniffed the air. "Hey, something smells like smoke!!!" He paused. "Nah!!! It couldn't be!!!!!!"

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!!!" cried a familiar voice from the kitchen. Marik got up and ran to the kitchen to find Bakura running around in the kitchen with his hair on fire. Then he saw that the oven was on. Marik tried to put out the fire. "AAAAHHH!!!! PUT IT OUT!!!!! PUT IT OUT!!!!" Bakura yelled at him.

"I would if you kept still!!!!!" Marik yelled. The door opened and slammed closed. Yami walked into the kitchen looking beaten up. "What happened to you?" Marik asked looking completely shocked.

"I am royalty.......I am the pharaoh........" Yami kept muttering to himself.

*in the background* "MY HAIR!!!!!!"

"Uh-oh........" Marik said.

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Heheh......I know really short chapter but bear with me!!!!! Please!!!! Review!! I know!!! This chapter sucked bad!!!!!! But it's not my fault that writers block continues to haunt me!!!!! Oh yeah, I would like to thank the following reviewers!!!

Jeanne-KKJ: Yes....kids are terrorists!!!!! Eeevvvviiiillll!!!!! Oh yeah and Marik is covered in milk!!! ^-^ Heh!

Lc14: You stand by what you said? Thank you!!! ^________^

Yami-MeKayla: Marik can't look after kids!!!! ^-^ Heheh!!!! Uh-oh......better run before he kills me!!!!!

Vampiregirl_0017: Yes.....that was what I was planning to do you know!!!! *evil laughter*

Dark Magician Gurl: Heya, I already updated chapter 3 fast and now chapter 4 is up fast too!!! I keep updating fast!!!! Well.....chapter 3 wasn't that fast......

Hyogail: Hey, I read your fic!!! ^_________^

dYLAN: Thanks for pointing that out for me!!!!! ^_______^ But I will keep it like I'm keeping it!!! ^________^ I know shoot me!!! Thanks for reviewing!!!!!!!

Quicksilver foxx: Yah, I might if people review and ask for it!!! ^_____^ But I don't favor Yaoi too much because it makes me squirmish!!!!

Fire dancer: Funny, ne?

Ok people thanks for the reviews!!!! Keep on sending them in!!!! I would also like say what I hate to say.......the flamer who I shall not name......aren't you being a bit too harsh you crazy person? Maybe you should get into James Bond!! Now, now don't start thinking I'm mad but I have never had a flame for any of my fics except for suggestions on fixing up my fics which I rarely get as well!!!! Anyways, please review so I can bring out the next chapter!!!!

Chibi_Chichan