Yami Babysitting
Chapter 5: THE LONGEST CHAPTER I MIGHT EVER HAVE!
*All readers clap and cheer*
Chibi_Chichan: Yes! You heard right!!! This is the longest chapter I might ever have for this story!!! ^________~* Yes, yes!!! Ok anyways, reviewers are thanked at the end of this chapter as usual. READ ON!!
*~*
Marik sat there snickering.
"What is so funny?" Bakura asked in a deadly low voice, glaring at Marik. Marik shook his head, he had a huge grin on his face which he tried to hide by covering his mouth with his right hand. But Bakura could still hear him laughing. "WHAT?!" Bakura demanded. He grabbed Marik and started shaking him violently. "What is so damn funny??!!!" Marik couldn't hold it in anymore so he cracked up laughing, falling to the ground and banging on the floor with a fist. Tears started to come out of his eyes.
"Y-your hair!" Marik laughed.
"I am pharaoh......pharaoh......" Yami kept repeating.
"What do you mean by 'Your hair'?!" Bakura asked his eyes narrowing.
"Go and look into a mirror!" Marik laughed harder.
"Pharaoh.....pharaoh...phar-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Bakura yelled walking off to look in a mirror. Ten minutes later- "MY HAIR!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR???!!!! YOU SHALL DIE STOVE!!!! DIE!!!!!" Bakura screamed as he stomped over to the kitchen. Marik got up and ran to the kitchen.
"Oh yeah! Time to cause destruction!!!" Marik cheered. Yami came shuffling into the kitchen shaking his head and sighing.
"Am I the only sane one here?" he wondered out loud to no one in particular.
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Marik laughed getting his rod ready. Bakura looked evilly at the stove.
"Now! Feel my wrath!!!!" Bakura yelled his ring glowing menacingly. He was about to attack when- "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Bakura cried all of a sudden because Jordan had come along into the kitchen. Marik sighed sweating.
"Cry baby....." he muttered. Yami stared at the baby.
"Hey! He needs his diaper changed!" Yami said. Marik froze to stare at Yami and Bakura just ran to the furthest corner.
"Diaper? Change?" Marik repeated blankly. Yami nodded rolling his eyes.
"Duh, Einstein! Now go grab a diaper or something!" Yami ordered. Marik glared.
"You may have been Pharaoh, but this is the 21st century and there's no way you can boss me around!!!" Marik argued.
"Fine then! Bakura go get a diaper!" Yami said. Bakura stared at him as if he were mad or something. Bakura got up and slowly and carefully walked around the baby and quickly ran out of the room. Yami sighed and shook his head. "Poor soul......"
*~*
Bakura ran into the living room. Now what was a diaper? He looked around. And then he noticed a power point. 'Hmm......I wonder what that is for.........'
*~*
Yami and Marik stood there silently not doing or saying anything......well maybe they were having a stare down or something.
"Stop staring it's rude." Yami told Marik. Marik's eyes narrowed.
"Look what you're doing, 'Pharoh'!" Marik sneered. Yami glared.
"Bakura!" Yami called. "Bakura! Where is that Tomb Robber?" Yami said. Marik laughed.
"Probably he's hiding because he's to afraid to see your scary face Pharoh!" Marik laughed.
"No, I think-"Yami stopped when he saw the light flicker on and off. "Huh? What's going on?"
*~*
Bakura blasted the power point a bit. Then electric sparks came out. "Uh- oh......" Bakura said backing away from the power point which was now spitting out electric sparks. Then all of a sudden the lights went out. "AAAHHHH!!!!" Bakura screamed. "IT'S THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!" he screamed while running around blindly in the dark. "AAAH-"*BANG* "Ow.......the pain......"
*~*
"It's the Shadow Realm!!!" Yami and Marik screamed. Then they heard the baby crying.
"Shut up!" Marik yelled.
"Marik!" Yami cried. Marik turned and saw a dark figure running towards them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" They both screamed. *BAM!*
"Ow!!!!"
"Bakura?"
"What? Is that you porcupine head?"
"Grrr......I'm not a porcupine!!!!!"
"Yes you are pharoh!"
"Well excuse me Mr-I-Own-Ten-Million-Gel-Bottles!"
"I'm confused who is talking to me?"
"No one Tomb Keeper! You are just going slowly insane!"
"So........I guess the Shadow Realm is this dark hey?"
"Yeah........."
*silence*
"I'm bored!"
"Whatever, Marik."
*silence*
"I'm really bored!"
"Whatever, Marik."
*silence*
"I'm really, really bored!"
"Yes, Marik."
*silence*
"I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, rea-
"SHUT UP!"
*silence*
"Um, Yami?"
"What Tomb Robber?"
"I need to go toilet........."
"Oh great Ra.........save me............"
"I need to go!!!"
"Oh Ra............."
"I might do it here!"
"Ra no..........."
"Shut up with the Ra already, I need to go!"
"Hey 'Pharoh' is there a toilet in the Shadow Realm?"
"........"
"Toire wa doko desu ka????? Eh, stupid Pharoh."
"THERE IS NO TOILET BAKA-SAMA!!!!!"
"Don't call me that Yami-chan!"
"Don't call me that!"
"Ok, Yami-chanie!"
"My name is Yami! You stupid Marik! UGH!"
"Ew! Someone's touching me!"
"No! Someone's touching me.......wait where is the baby?"
"........AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The baby is loose! I think his the one touching me with his slimy fingers!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Uh......no I think that's me.........and it's not my fingers....."
"........................................................Great Ra-ness............."
*~*
Ok......O.o That was weird! Anyways! Thanks to these reviewers!
Hyogail: Poor Bakura.......you know the three yamis are my favorite characters!!!!! And my other favorite characters are Seto, Joey, the three hikaris (that sound like the Three Amigos! ^-^) and I like tons of other characters as well! Bakura......had to cut his hair? O.o Weird!
Deliriuim Dancer: Ok! Heh, I updated! No don't send your evil ninja lama!!!!! ^^;; Heheh!
Angela: Thanks! And I shall update the next chapter ASAP!
Jeanne-KKJ: Yeah poor Bakura and Yami......the baby is EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!
YamiClara: I shall keep going!!! O.o I'm sure I will.......
Dark Magician Gurl: Yay! I finally updated!!!! If you want to know why it took me a while to update then read my profile for 3/11/04! I am working on the next chapter!!!! I'll update faster!!!!! =D WWWWWWWEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Lc14: =D I finally updated!
Ok thanks to you reviewers!!!!! You so rock you guys!!!!! ^________________^ I shall try and write long chapters for you guys!! -________-;;; Ok when ever I say that it never comes true.........^^;;; Next chapter, hit me on the head if I lie, and ideas are welcome!!! Review me! Oh yeah and also 'Toire wa doko desu ka'? means 'Where is the bathroom'? Now review me and I'll update with a long chappie =D Now admit it......you hated the chapter!!! *starts to cry and runs away* Boo-hoo!!!!! WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! ;____; Please review, flame me, do something!!!!! Wait.....don't flame!! Criticise!!!
Chibi_Chichan
Chapter 5: THE LONGEST CHAPTER I MIGHT EVER HAVE!
*All readers clap and cheer*
Chibi_Chichan: Yes! You heard right!!! This is the longest chapter I might ever have for this story!!! ^________~* Yes, yes!!! Ok anyways, reviewers are thanked at the end of this chapter as usual. READ ON!!
*~*
Marik sat there snickering.
"What is so funny?" Bakura asked in a deadly low voice, glaring at Marik. Marik shook his head, he had a huge grin on his face which he tried to hide by covering his mouth with his right hand. But Bakura could still hear him laughing. "WHAT?!" Bakura demanded. He grabbed Marik and started shaking him violently. "What is so damn funny??!!!" Marik couldn't hold it in anymore so he cracked up laughing, falling to the ground and banging on the floor with a fist. Tears started to come out of his eyes.
"Y-your hair!" Marik laughed.
"I am pharaoh......pharaoh......" Yami kept repeating.
"What do you mean by 'Your hair'?!" Bakura asked his eyes narrowing.
"Go and look into a mirror!" Marik laughed harder.
"Pharaoh.....pharaoh...phar-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!" Bakura yelled walking off to look in a mirror. Ten minutes later- "MY HAIR!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR???!!!! YOU SHALL DIE STOVE!!!! DIE!!!!!" Bakura screamed as he stomped over to the kitchen. Marik got up and ran to the kitchen.
"Oh yeah! Time to cause destruction!!!" Marik cheered. Yami came shuffling into the kitchen shaking his head and sighing.
"Am I the only sane one here?" he wondered out loud to no one in particular.
"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Marik laughed getting his rod ready. Bakura looked evilly at the stove.
"Now! Feel my wrath!!!!" Bakura yelled his ring glowing menacingly. He was about to attack when- "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Bakura cried all of a sudden because Jordan had come along into the kitchen. Marik sighed sweating.
"Cry baby....." he muttered. Yami stared at the baby.
"Hey! He needs his diaper changed!" Yami said. Marik froze to stare at Yami and Bakura just ran to the furthest corner.
"Diaper? Change?" Marik repeated blankly. Yami nodded rolling his eyes.
"Duh, Einstein! Now go grab a diaper or something!" Yami ordered. Marik glared.
"You may have been Pharaoh, but this is the 21st century and there's no way you can boss me around!!!" Marik argued.
"Fine then! Bakura go get a diaper!" Yami said. Bakura stared at him as if he were mad or something. Bakura got up and slowly and carefully walked around the baby and quickly ran out of the room. Yami sighed and shook his head. "Poor soul......"
*~*
Bakura ran into the living room. Now what was a diaper? He looked around. And then he noticed a power point. 'Hmm......I wonder what that is for.........'
*~*
Yami and Marik stood there silently not doing or saying anything......well maybe they were having a stare down or something.
"Stop staring it's rude." Yami told Marik. Marik's eyes narrowed.
"Look what you're doing, 'Pharoh'!" Marik sneered. Yami glared.
"Bakura!" Yami called. "Bakura! Where is that Tomb Robber?" Yami said. Marik laughed.
"Probably he's hiding because he's to afraid to see your scary face Pharoh!" Marik laughed.
"No, I think-"Yami stopped when he saw the light flicker on and off. "Huh? What's going on?"
*~*
Bakura blasted the power point a bit. Then electric sparks came out. "Uh- oh......" Bakura said backing away from the power point which was now spitting out electric sparks. Then all of a sudden the lights went out. "AAAHHHH!!!!" Bakura screamed. "IT'S THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!" he screamed while running around blindly in the dark. "AAAH-"*BANG* "Ow.......the pain......"
*~*
"It's the Shadow Realm!!!" Yami and Marik screamed. Then they heard the baby crying.
"Shut up!" Marik yelled.
"Marik!" Yami cried. Marik turned and saw a dark figure running towards them.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" They both screamed. *BAM!*
"Ow!!!!"
"Bakura?"
"What? Is that you porcupine head?"
"Grrr......I'm not a porcupine!!!!!"
"Yes you are pharoh!"
"Well excuse me Mr-I-Own-Ten-Million-Gel-Bottles!"
"I'm confused who is talking to me?"
"No one Tomb Keeper! You are just going slowly insane!"
"So........I guess the Shadow Realm is this dark hey?"
"Yeah........."
*silence*
"I'm bored!"
"Whatever, Marik."
*silence*
"I'm really bored!"
"Whatever, Marik."
*silence*
"I'm really, really bored!"
"Yes, Marik."
*silence*
"I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really, rea-
"SHUT UP!"
*silence*
"Um, Yami?"
"What Tomb Robber?"
"I need to go toilet........."
"Oh great Ra.........save me............"
"I need to go!!!"
"Oh Ra............."
"I might do it here!"
"Ra no..........."
"Shut up with the Ra already, I need to go!"
"Hey 'Pharoh' is there a toilet in the Shadow Realm?"
"........"
"Toire wa doko desu ka????? Eh, stupid Pharoh."
"THERE IS NO TOILET BAKA-SAMA!!!!!"
"Don't call me that Yami-chan!"
"Don't call me that!"
"Ok, Yami-chanie!"
"My name is Yami! You stupid Marik! UGH!"
"Ew! Someone's touching me!"
"No! Someone's touching me.......wait where is the baby?"
"........AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The baby is loose! I think his the one touching me with his slimy fingers!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Uh......no I think that's me.........and it's not my fingers....."
"........................................................Great Ra-ness............."
*~*
Ok......O.o That was weird! Anyways! Thanks to these reviewers!
Hyogail: Poor Bakura.......you know the three yamis are my favorite characters!!!!! And my other favorite characters are Seto, Joey, the three hikaris (that sound like the Three Amigos! ^-^) and I like tons of other characters as well! Bakura......had to cut his hair? O.o Weird!
Deliriuim Dancer: Ok! Heh, I updated! No don't send your evil ninja lama!!!!! ^^;; Heheh!
Angela: Thanks! And I shall update the next chapter ASAP!
Jeanne-KKJ: Yeah poor Bakura and Yami......the baby is EEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!
YamiClara: I shall keep going!!! O.o I'm sure I will.......
Dark Magician Gurl: Yay! I finally updated!!!! If you want to know why it took me a while to update then read my profile for 3/11/04! I am working on the next chapter!!!! I'll update faster!!!!! =D WWWWWWWEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Lc14: =D I finally updated!
Ok thanks to you reviewers!!!!! You so rock you guys!!!!! ^________________^ I shall try and write long chapters for you guys!! -________-;;; Ok when ever I say that it never comes true.........^^;;; Next chapter, hit me on the head if I lie, and ideas are welcome!!! Review me! Oh yeah and also 'Toire wa doko desu ka'? means 'Where is the bathroom'? Now review me and I'll update with a long chappie =D Now admit it......you hated the chapter!!! *starts to cry and runs away* Boo-hoo!!!!! WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! ;____; Please review, flame me, do something!!!!! Wait.....don't flame!! Criticise!!!
Chibi_Chichan