Yami Babysitting
Chapter 6: Shortie....(means the chapter's short -_-;)
=D Bah! Got lazy......couldn't bother......I know! All you readers get to hit me on the head!!! *All readers grab a VERY, very heavy book and start to whack her violently on the head* *BAM* *SMACK* *BANG* *WHACK* Owie!!! *rubs head* @o@ I'm seeing 6 Yamis........anyways stop the ranting and on with the story!!! And also, like what I said in the last chapter that 'Toire wa doko desu ka' means 'Where is the bathroom'.
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"Not your fingers??!!! Ew!"
"No you idiot, it's my hair!"
"Your hair is slimy???"
"No!"
"Whatever, Tombs Keeper.......Uh-oh......."
"Great Ra no.........this can't be happening!!!!! IT CAN'T!!!!" *weird sounds are heard* (A/N: O.o)
"Dammit Bakura couldn't you hold it in??!!!"
"It wasn't me!!!!"
"Whatever!!!"
"But it wasn't!!!" the lights flickered on and off and Bakura saw baby Jordan sitting right next to Marik doing-uh.......(word inserted here can not be read because I want to keep this rating the same XD)
"UUGGGGHHHHH!!!! The baby is (XD Heh! PG people!!!) on me!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU EVIL MONSTER!!!!!!" Marik screamed running around the room like a psycho having a heart attack. Yami looked green after seeing what the baby did and Bakura......let's just say he ran to the toilet and threw up.
"Ok, now I'm serious......I am going to change your diaper young man!!!!" Yami said pointing his index finger at the baby, Jordan. Yami grabbed a diaper. "I'm sure I know how to put this on!" he approached the baby, grabbed him and made him lie down.
"You're.....going to change him.......here?" Bakura asked. Yami nodded. Bakura ran to the toilet again and threw up (A/N: -_-;; Evil baby!!!!). Marik came back holding out his millennium rod with an angry look on his face.
"You are seriously dead!!!!!" he screamed at Jordan.
"No Marik!!!!" Yami yelled. Bakura came back and you could hear that he flushed the toilet.
"Kill him! Kill him!" Bakura cheered. Marik got ready to send Jordan to the Shadow Realm.......
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Heheh!!! Cliffy!!! Yay! Review if you want to find out if Jordan gets sent to the Shadow Realm.......^^;;; Heheh!!!! =) Review me!!!! And I'll update if I get at least 4 nice reviews!!!! I know slack, ne??? Anyways I'm making fun of how they always send someone to the Shadow Realm in the dubbed version when someone is supposed to die! XD Idiotic dubbers!!!! Anyways.......
YOU MUST READ THIS NOTICE! IF YOU DON'T I MIGHT AS WELL NOT THANK YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR YOUR REVIEW!!!
Yes! I have a poll. Now you must vote if I should send the baby to the Shadow Realm or keep him alive!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! But I already know what's going to happen in the next chapter so if you don't get your wish than too bad!!!!!!! Ahem, sorry but please vote anyways because I want to see how many people want the baby dead and how many want him alive! REVIEW NOW!!!
Chapter 6: Shortie....(means the chapter's short -_-;)
=D Bah! Got lazy......couldn't bother......I know! All you readers get to hit me on the head!!! *All readers grab a VERY, very heavy book and start to whack her violently on the head* *BAM* *SMACK* *BANG* *WHACK* Owie!!! *rubs head* @o@ I'm seeing 6 Yamis........anyways stop the ranting and on with the story!!! And also, like what I said in the last chapter that 'Toire wa doko desu ka' means 'Where is the bathroom'.
*~*
"Not your fingers??!!! Ew!"
"No you idiot, it's my hair!"
"Your hair is slimy???"
"No!"
"Whatever, Tombs Keeper.......Uh-oh......."
"Great Ra no.........this can't be happening!!!!! IT CAN'T!!!!" *weird sounds are heard* (A/N: O.o)
"Dammit Bakura couldn't you hold it in??!!!"
"It wasn't me!!!!"
"Whatever!!!"
"But it wasn't!!!" the lights flickered on and off and Bakura saw baby Jordan sitting right next to Marik doing-uh.......(word inserted here can not be read because I want to keep this rating the same XD)
"UUGGGGHHHHH!!!! The baby is (XD Heh! PG people!!!) on me!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU EVIL MONSTER!!!!!!" Marik screamed running around the room like a psycho having a heart attack. Yami looked green after seeing what the baby did and Bakura......let's just say he ran to the toilet and threw up.
"Ok, now I'm serious......I am going to change your diaper young man!!!!" Yami said pointing his index finger at the baby, Jordan. Yami grabbed a diaper. "I'm sure I know how to put this on!" he approached the baby, grabbed him and made him lie down.
"You're.....going to change him.......here?" Bakura asked. Yami nodded. Bakura ran to the toilet again and threw up (A/N: -_-;; Evil baby!!!!). Marik came back holding out his millennium rod with an angry look on his face.
"You are seriously dead!!!!!" he screamed at Jordan.
"No Marik!!!!" Yami yelled. Bakura came back and you could hear that he flushed the toilet.
"Kill him! Kill him!" Bakura cheered. Marik got ready to send Jordan to the Shadow Realm.......
*~*
Heheh!!! Cliffy!!! Yay! Review if you want to find out if Jordan gets sent to the Shadow Realm.......^^;;; Heheh!!!! =) Review me!!!! And I'll update if I get at least 4 nice reviews!!!! I know slack, ne??? Anyways I'm making fun of how they always send someone to the Shadow Realm in the dubbed version when someone is supposed to die! XD Idiotic dubbers!!!! Anyways.......
YOU MUST READ THIS NOTICE! IF YOU DON'T I MIGHT AS WELL NOT THANK YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER FOR YOUR REVIEW!!!
Yes! I have a poll. Now you must vote if I should send the baby to the Shadow Realm or keep him alive!!!! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! But I already know what's going to happen in the next chapter so if you don't get your wish than too bad!!!!!!! Ahem, sorry but please vote anyways because I want to see how many people want the baby dead and how many want him alive! REVIEW NOW!!!