Skf: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE MADNESS RETURNS!!

Yami: O_O Noooooooooooo

Skf: ¬_¬ Jerk

Yami: That's me

Seto: So we noticed

Yami: T_T That was hurtful

Tealie: Aw! It's ok Yami! I still love you

Bakura: ¬_¬ You're the only one

Yugi: I like Yami; he's like a brother to me

Yami: Is that all I am to you Yugi?! A simple brother. **Cries** I thought you were suppose to be my friend!

Yugi: O_o Wha?

Raven: Seto…did you happen to remember to get those gifts for my light?

Tealie: **Looks at Seto verrrrry evilly** Yes Seto did you remember?

Seto: O_O Luckily for me I did **Hands her the gifts**

Tealie: ^_^ Yay! **Opens the gifts** Hmm let's see, a dog collar that has Joey's name on it…and a toaster?

Everyone: **Looks at Seto** A toaster?

Seto: O_o; What? You never know when you might need to make some toast

Tealie: Oh well the leash makes up for it all **Puts it on Joey** Ha! Stupid puppy!

Felina: That's it! No one hurts my Joey!! **Tackles Tealie**

Tealie: What the heck?!

Felina and Tealie: **Humongous catfight**

Skf: O_O Whoa, that's crazy go nuts

Everyone: **Stops what they're doing and looks at Skf strangely**

Skf: -__-; Just carry on with what you were doing

Felina and Tealie: **Resume in beating each other up**

Raven: Go Tealie go!

Tea: O_o What's going on?

Seto: If I knew I would tell you

Ryou: Skf…can we stop them?

Skf: I'm afraid not, Felina determined to avenge Joey

Joey: ^__^ Aw, aint that sweet. I feel loved

Tealie: Shut up stupid dog!!

Felina: Grr…now you've crossed the line!!

Joey: ¬_¬ Ya know Kaiba, I'm really starting ta see the resemblance between you and Tealie

Pegasus: You mean like funny bunny?

Joey: O_o Noooooo

Pegasus: T_T Oh

Skf:…let's look at some of the presents you guys got

Everyone: Ok!

From: IgNoRaNc3

Seto: /I WANT A PRESENT YOU COMPUTER FREAK! I love you though, marry me!! j/k/ a ticket for him and Mokuba to Hawaii (should be an eruption soon...lol j/k)
Joey: /do you have any idea how cute Chihuahuas are? Too bad you don't look like one ^O^/ a leash
Yami Yugi: /DOWN WITH THE PHARAOH!!/ Nothing haha
Yugi: /since I like you better than your Yami/
a big bottle of hair gel
Tea: /I hate you, but I don't think you're a bitch/ a book about friendship
Serenity: /okay I hate you...lol haha you're cute/ a pot of flower arranging
Mai: /how come you're not in here?/ make-up case
Ryou: /OMG SO CUTTEE/ ^.^ a sketch pad
Yami Bakura: /burn baby burn/ bazooka
Tristan: /blank/ small bottle of hair gel (tiny)
The rest: NOTHING

Seto: O_o How rude

Joey: T_T That is SO mean

Felina: Grr **Tackles the reviewer**

Yami: I'm saddened by that comment

Yugi: HA!! I knew there was someone who liked me better than Yami

Yami: T_T Why is everyone so hurtful to me?

Tea: Um…thanks?

Serenity: Thanks

Mai: Well I guess I'm here now! Thank ya!

Ryou: **Smiles shyly** Thank you

Bakura: Muhahahahahahahaha feel my unmistakably evil wrath!!

Tristan: Thanks I guess…but I don't use hair gel

Skf: **Scared** T-then how? It's all pointy and straight how could you not? O_O **Runs away screaming**

Everyone: O_o

Everyone who didn't get anything: T_T We're neglected

From: dragonking

Yami: message: I HATE U STAY AWAY FROM TEA IN THE TV SERIES U %&*&%and if u want to get a on the show go for Isis! Present: none muahahaha...ok here's a book on how to let Seto kill u ^_^

Yugi: message: u stay away from tea too but go for Rebecca she's your height {and u r definitely a wuss ^_^ present: book on how to not be a wuss

Joey: message: ur my second favourite character^_^ and u make a cute puppy present: Tealie-be-gone spray

Seto: message: ur so hott and my fav character and don't divorce tea u belong together ^_^ present: all expense paid vacation to Hawaii for two [namely u and Tea ^_~} and a book on how to be a teenage father ^_^ { and a how to torture Joey guide}

Tea: message: as much as I hate ur friendship speeches I love ur choice in guys present: a do not disturb sign for urs and Seto's room {for obvious reasons^_~} and a book on how to be a teenage parent ^_^ {plus a serenity torture guide}

Pegasus: message: get a life .present: package on funny bunny plushies

Bakura: present: hikari die spray message: ur so cool please destroy the world soon I'm tired of waiting

Serenity: message: Die! muahahahaha present:

everyone else: nothing! hahaha

Yami: O_O Tea? But I have a wife!! Why don't you people understand!

Tealie: ^_^**Hugs Yami**

Yami: T_T I don't want Seto to kill me

Seto: Aw, I really wanted to…

Tea: It's ok Seto. **Hugs him**

Yugi: Oo I take great offence to the height comment. I'm not a wuss!!! Leave me alone you savages!

Joey: Yea!! My shining moment!! **Uses the spray on Tealie**

Tealie: AAAAAAAA!! IT BURNS!!!

Yami: OO Joey you jerk that was my wife!!! I'm gonna kill you!!

Felina: **looking pretty evil** You will NOT lay a finger on him!

Yami: O_O EEP! YES SIR

Seto: O_O Teenage father?! I don't think so…

Tea: **Blushes, but secretly stashes the sign in her pocket when no one was looking** Thanks

Pegasus: YAY! FUNNY BUNNY!!! **Singing** He lives in a tree and a picachu

Everyone: O_O

Bakura: -__- I'm pretty tired of waiting too…but these insignificant fools keep foiling my plans

Serenity: T_T How depressing

Everyone who got nothing: So neglected…

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Yugi: Skf?

Seto: I don't think she's come back from when she ran away, when we learned the frightful news about Tristan's hair

Felina: ^_^ I'll do it!! Now we have gifts from.

Hedi Dracona

To Bakura: GIFT: A One-Way ticket to my Bishie-Basement MESSAGE: Don't worry. the Bishie-Proof cages are quite spacious (5'x5'x10')

To Ryou: GIFT: A Stun-Gun; free Karate lessons; "Self-Defence 101"; a blow-kiss. MESSAGE: You won't be bothered by fan girls ever again. ;)

To Tea: Gift: Friendship Rings; Friendship Bracelets; Friendship Pony-Tail-Holder (yes, they DO exist); Friendship Necklaces; a permanent marker so that the cute smiley-friendship-thing-mark can stay on the back of your hand FOREVER. MESSAGE: I don't think you deserve all of the bashing you get. Let's hear one of those AWESOME Friendship-Speech-Things! YAY Friendship-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness!! YEAH!

To Everyone: COOKIES! MESSAGE: HO, HO, HO, MERRY COOKIE DAY TO ALL; AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! *Runs from men in white jackets* DEATH TO STRAIGHT-JACKETS! ALL HAIL THE GREAT HARRY HOUDINI! HAHAHA!

Bakura: O_O Oh no!! I don't wanna go!! You can't make me!

Ryou: That's a relief. Yesterday one of them took a chunk of my hair T_T

Everyone: O_o

Tea: ^_^ Yes!! Thank you, you know the true meaning of friendship. I commend you

Everyone: ^_^ Cookies!!

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Seto: Wow, Skf is still gone. Way to go Tristan

Yami: Yea, wait to go. Now we're all stuck in this story until she comes back

Tristan: O.O We are?

Tealie: Yes, no one can end a chapter or story except the authoress

Yami: Dear Lord!! We have to find her!!

Seto: -__-; **sigh** I'll go look for her **goes off on a journey of searching for the frightened authoress**

Felina: Ok! We have some more presents ^_^

From: Kuroi Karasu

To Kf:*Gift* Acid to get rid of any story blocks

To Yami:*message* woaash! EHEHEHEHE! *Gift* what SHOULD I give you.hm. An all expense trip to the Cadbury Factory! Hehehe!

To Tealie: *Gift* Metal Mallet *Message* Have fun!

To Yugi: *Message* Dude, you HAVE to meet my sis, she's 9, but she's the same height as you! (mwahaha) You should get married!! P.S. Sucker. *Gift* A Rock! Loads Of Fun!!

To Seto: *Message* Me no likey you. O_O
*Gift* A book. Titled "Why People No Likey You".

To Pegasus: *message* SCREW FUNNY BUNNY! *Kills the bunny*
*Gift* A fine liner, cause there's a fine line between being Gay and not, he should fine line the line so he can SEE the line!

To Tristan: *Message* Please Die! It will do the world good!! Cause if you don't. *Shakes fist*
*Gift* the sun...O_O

To Joey: *Message* DIE!! *Gift* A hot DOG! MWAHAHAHA!

Tea: *Message* NOBODY LIKES YOU! *Gift* whoa, you're going a little bit far, expecting a gift?

To Mokuba: *Message* *Cough* Girl *Cough*
*Gift* *Turns him into a crow* MWAHAHA!

To Bakura: *Message* Don't drink and drive!! *Gift* (From my friend) A kiss. FROM MY FRIEND! NOT ME! I PERSONALLY HOPE YOU DIE!! o_O

To Ryou: *Message* God, do you know how cute you are? *Hugs him*
*Gift* Lots of sugar and a sharp stick. (Let the games begin!!)

To anyone else (if there's anyone else):
*Gift* *HAPPY DANCE*

 Felina: If Skf were here I'm sure she'd appreciate it

Yami: ^_^ Yay! CANDY

Tealie: YES!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'll use it when they least suspect it

Yugi: T_T Why must this world curse me so?!

Mokuba: I'm sure if Seto were here he defiantly wouldn't appreciate that

Pegasus: **Horror filled eyes** Y-you killed Funny bunny!!! WAAAAAAAAAA **Somehow hits a wall** X_x

Tristan: T_T How saddening

Joey: T_T You jerk!

Felina: I've had enough of you people **Tackles yet another reviewer**

Tea: T_T you are so mean. If Seto were here…he would defend me.

Mokuba: AAA! **Is turned into a crow** KAW (translation: Seto!)

Bakura: **Unfazed by the insult** Ah…screw you

Ryou: **Smiles sweetly** Thank you

Everyone else: **Doing a pitiful dance** Happy?

Seto and Skf: **Suddenly appear out of nowhere**

Yami: Skf!! Your back! **Hugs her**

Skf: O_O ??? Yami I thought you hated me

Yami: I do. But now that your back you can end this pitiful thing you call a story

Skf: T_T I should've known

Mokuba: **Still a bird** ^_^ KAW!

Seto: O_O Mokuba?!

Mokuba: KAW

Seto: T_T No, what have you people done to him?!

Skf: Aw, don't worry Seto I'll fix it! **Turns Mokuba back to a human**

Seto: Mokuba?

Mokuba: ^_^ KAW

Seto: T_T Now he's a person that speaks the language of birds

Everyone else: **Glares at Skf**

Skf; ^_^; Let's try that again **Fixes Mokuba again**

Mokuba: Hey Seto

Seto: O_O Mokuba! You're back to normal!

Bakura: ¬_¬ It would appear that way

Skf, Felina, Tea, and Mokuba: Don't be mean to Seto!! Jerk

Bakura: O_o

Skf: Kay! The last present we have is from sonicshadowfreak

I give Bakura a Cybunny,I xi, draik, eyrie, and the meanest pet on neopets a jetsam

Bakura: O_O AH! NO MORE NEOPETS!!! **Runs away screaming**

Skf: And a response to Seto-Kaiba-Rocks. You'd like me to do that wouldn't you? I'll think about it. ¬_¬ I don't exactly trust what kind of questions you'll ask. Even though you're my friend I think you're a tad on the crazy side ^_^;

Yami: Can we end this gay chapter now?

Skf: ^_^ First, I have to say I'm very proud this is four pages and a bit long before I double spaced it to make ii easier for people to read

Yami: Yes…wow that's exciting just end it already

Skf: Oh hold your horses

Yami: O_o I don't have any horses

Skf: -__- It's a saying Yami.

Seto: Yes…anyway please R&R