Skf: *Sitting on a couch* So…bored

Yami: ¬_¬ Why don't you get off your lazy butt and do something?

Skf: Why would I go do something when I have you here to bother?

Yami: O.o; Why is it always me?!

Bakura: ¬_¬ Because no one likes you

Telaie: Hey!! I like him!

Yugi: So do I!

Bakura: ¬_¬ No you don't

Yugi: I don't?

Bakura: No

Yugi: Oh…sorry for getting your hopes up Yami

Yami: T_T I'm so hurt

Seto: That was kind of the point

Yami: Oh…now I just hurt more

Tealie: Don't worry Yami, I still love you!

Yami: T_T As long as somebody does

Skf: Well, anyhow we have a brand new member of the story! Please welcome Yami Lepris!

Everyone else: **A few people clap**

Skf: ¬_¬ Oh gee, you guys sure are enthusiastic

Lepris: Excellent now I will be able to destroy all whom I hate!

Seto: If those people include Yami go ahead

Skf: No, she has no problems with the Yami's

Lepris: Yes, I only hate Tristan, Joey, Duke, Pegasus, Mai, and Tea

Felina: Grr…not another one!

Skf: Wow, I just noticed now that Duke isn't even in this story!

Lepris: Are you going to bring him? Because if that's the case I'll have to kill him

Skf: Oo; Uh…actually I wasn't planning on it

Lepris: Oh…darn

Joey: Yeah, he'd probably just throw dice at people and flirt with my sister

Tea: Hey, has anyone else noticed that Pegasus hasn't had a line in this story since chapter 11?

Joey: Nah, I just think no one cares

Skf: That and the fact that no one sent him anything last chapter, so there really was no need for him to be included

Lepris: Don't worry just give me five minutes alone with him, and he'll never pester anyone ever again

Bakura: I like the way this person thinks! We'll kill Pegasus together!

Lepris: ^_^ Yeah!

Felina: Can I marry Joey now?

Skf: Patience my friend, patience

Joey: I feel loved ^_^

Tealie: I will kill you Joey Wheeler!

Felina: ¬_¬ I don't think so

Tealie: FINE! I'll let you live for now…but if I don't get to kill you, I'm going to dance on your grave

Joey: O_O That's so…cruel

Seto: Maybe it was, but it certainly would be funny to watch

Felina: Aw, Seto that wasn't very nice. But since I like you, I'll let you get away with it **Looks at Tealie** But you…I'LL KILL YOU!

Tealie: I'd like to see you try

Felina and Tealie: **Start beating each other up**

Skf: ¬_¬ There they go again…

Mokuba: Maybe should lock one of them in a cage

Tea: No, they'd probably choke each other through the bars

Mokuba: True

Lepris: Oo; Does this happen often?

Skf: -__-; You have no idea

Ryou: Maybe if we start giving out the presents they'll stop

Skf: Good idea Ryou!

Bakura: Alright we have presents from

Skf: HEY!! That's my job!

Bakura: Shut up, anyway we have presents from Seto's girl-942

Skf: ¬_¬

Seto: Hugs and kisses and a new super cool trench coat!!
Joey: Message/ I know you're a human. Gift: Pizza!!
Yugi/Yami: Hair gel.
Skf: Can I marry Seto? Please!
Tristan: Message from Noa**Kaiba007: Your hair is scary!

Seto: Bwhaha! Another coat to add to my ultimate collection!

Yami: Oo; You have a collection of trench coats?

Seto: Oo Erm…no?

Yami: ^_^ Ohh ok then

Tea: -___-;

Joey: Yes! Someone understands! Thank you!

Yami: Ha! Now my hair will be even sturdier than before

Yugi: ^^ Mine too!

Ryou: I have a question for you two. Exactly how many times do you actually wash your hair? I mean a single hair is ever out of place

Seto: ¬_¬  They probably don't

Bakura: Ew, is that true?

Yami and Yugi: O_O Um…well you see…**they both run away**

Everyone else: O_o Ew

Skf: Marry Seto ne? Weeeelllllll…

Tea: T_T NOOOOOO!

Seto: Oo; What? I wasn't listening

Skf: -__-; I guess he has no objections

Seto: Oo; Objections to what? What are we talking about?!

Tea: Please, Skf say no!

Seto: O.o What?

 Skf: I'm sorry Tea, but I can't disappoint my reviewers

Tea: Yes you can!

Skf: ¬_¬ Fine, yes I can. I just don't want to.

Tea: T_T

Skf: ^_^ Alrighty then, Seto's girl-942 you're officially married to Seto!

Tea: T_T NOOOO

Seto: Oo; I'm married? I should really start paying more attention

Skf: Yes, well off you go **Seto and Seto's girl-942 go get married**

Tea: T_T

Skf: Oh and Seto's girl-942 if you want to be in the story just send me a bio about yourself and you can be in the next chapter, but if you don't want to be in the story just don't send a bio M'kay?

Tristan: I know, I know…my hair is scary **Starts crying in the corner**

Mokuba: O_o

Lepris: What a loser

Skf: Alrighty then, now we have some presents from Im Evil

Kaiba: A light saber
Tea: Basher Away Spray
Serenety: A box with a bomb in it.
Yami: Note/I will eat you spleen!
Tristan: Hair gel
Pegasus: A Cecilia Plushi
Mokuba-Koi:A hundred kisses, chocolate,{Glomps him}
Marik: A rubber chicken.
Joey: Note/Keep your chin up. Not everyone hates you. I'm no fan but you're too funny for me to hate.
Bakura: Raw meat
Ryou: A FRIENDLY hug.
Yugi: A Friendly hug

Seto: Oo; What is this? **Turns it on** Gah!

Tea: Yeah! Can basher away spray get rid of that reviewer who wanted to marry Seto?

Skf: Uh, I don't think so. She wasn't exactly bashing you

Tea: T_T Pooh

Pegasus: Who says it's a girl? Hmm?

Everyone: O_o **Backs away**

Lepris: ¬_¬

Serenity: O_O Gah! **Throws it in the corner where Tristan is crying and it blows up**

Tristan: Ow, that hurt Serenity

Serenity: Sorry

Yami: Gah! Leave my internal organs alone, you beast!

Tristan: Why? So it will stay like this longer!! T_T

Pegasus: Yay! Look at the cuddly softness

Bakura and Seto: Oo; Loser

Mokuba: ^_^ I'm so loved

Marik: **Appears** Oo; What? I can't take over the world with this! **Disappears**

Joey: Ah, finally my humours characteristics come in handy

Bakura: Sorry, I'm a vegetarian

Everyone: O_O_O_O_O_O **Dies of shock**

Bakura: BWhahahahahahaha! I was only joking! You guys should've seen the looks on your faces **notices everyone's dead** O_O Guys…

Ryou: **Suddenly alive again** ^_^ Thanks! **Dies again**

Bakura: O_O By Gods I've killed them all! Oh well…**Starts eating the raw meat**

Yugi: Hooray for friendly hugs!

Skf: Yes, hooray indeed

Bakura: What? You're all alive again?

Skf: Yup! ^^

Bakura: Pooh

Ryou: ^^ Aw, I know you don't mean that

Bakura: Oo; uh…yeah of course I didn't **Shifty eyes**

Felina: Whoa, that really scared me

Skf: Me too

Mokuba: Um, guys Joey is still dead

Felina; O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tealie and Lepris: ^_^ YES!

Seto: **Looks at Joey** He's not dead! He's just asleep!

Skf: Oo; How can you tell?

Seto: He's mumbling about pizza and drooling

Bakura: That's disgusting

Tealie: and Lepris: T_T I was hoping he was dead

Felina: ^_^ Yeah! He's alive! I defiantly want to marry him now, before he dies again!

Skf: Oh alright! Off you go

Felina and Joey: **Disappear to get married**

Skf: Oh and Im Evil, you're not in this chapter but if you send me a bio about yourself you can be in the next chapter! ^_^ M'kay?

Bakura: Alright, now we have presents from our very own Felina!

Skf: Stop that Bakura!

Seto: *Gift* Hugs, kisses, and a pet Blue Eyes White Dragon (No fighting, DAMMIT!)
Joey: *message* Marry ME! I frickin' protect you! *gift* Hugs, kisses, and a pet Red Eyes Black Dragon!
Yugi: Meh, I'm in a good mood...*gift* hm...a pet Sangan!
Yami: Um...still hate you...but I like that shot of you riding the Curse of Dragon... *gift* Pet Curse of Dragon

Bakura: *gift* More missiles, grenades, rockets, &machine guns *message* Try and kill Tristan first!
Ryou: Um...I dunno...a pet rock?
Tristan: DIE!
Tea: I hope you get killed by Tristan's lethal hair! DIE, BITCH, DIE!
Author: *gift* Your favorite kinda cake!

Seto: I feel so loved

Skf: Um, we're going to ignore that because you're getting married right now

Yugi: Oo; A pet what?

Yami: T_T Why does everyone despise me so?

Skf: Because you're annoying?

Seto: Because you're an idiot?

Bakura: Because you smell?

Yami: T_T Gee, thanks guys

Bakura: Bwhahaha! I will control you all!

Marik: HEY! That's my job! **Disappears**

Bakura; Tristan first hm?

Lepris: Let me help!

Ryou: Oo; Felina if you were here right now I'd look at you funny but you're not so…I'll just send you a letter

Tristan: T_T Aw

Tea: T_T That hurt

Skf: YAY! **Starts running in circles**

Yami: **watching** I think she's finally lost it

Seto: The sad thing is she never had it to begin with…

Skf: HEY!

Tealie: T_T I don't have anyone to beat up

Skf: And we're done with presents!

Lepris: Can I kill one of my sworn enemies now?

Skf: Fine, if you MUST kill someone. I offer Pegasus as a sacrifice

Lepris: ^_^ YES!

Pegasus: O_o **Runs**

Lepris: Come here Pegasus it will only hurt for a bit!

Pegasus: **Running for his life** Where's funny bunny when you need him?!

Skf: ^^; Well anyhow while Lepris chases down Pegasus please review and send the characters some presents

Seto: There's another chapter?!

Skf: Yes…

Yami: O_o Geez it's like the never ending story of doom

Skf: ¬_¬ Shut up, review please!