How Things Came To Be: Short Story Two
Oh yes, just out of concern, does anyone have any theories that they would like to share with me? ;] I'm out of ideas, only after the two chapters I've already written. So please, please don't be too shy. =3
If, like, you don't mind, would it be okay if I could use one of your ideas? I'll credit you, I promise!!!!! I'm kind of desparate, so, you know, please cut me a little slack. X3
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[Why Eiri Is A Romance Novalist]
"Darn!" Yuki's publisher screamed. "Eiri, another failure! I thought you had an imagination, but this book sucks!"
Yuki rolled his eyes, as his publisher threw a copy of his newest science fictiob noval into a fireplace in her office.
"That has to be the worst thing I've ever seen!" the published spat about eight inches from Yuki's face. "It makes that so called 'comedy' book of your actually seem funny! Do you know how old that orange knock-knock joke is?!" [A/N: Do you know that joke? ^_^;;]
Yuki grunted, lighting a cigerette.
"Any way," his publisher continued, pacing back and forth in the middle of the room, "write a new story. May I suggest one that doesn't bite?"
The publisher pushed the ticked off Eiri Yuki out of his office.
~~~~~~~At Yuki's house, in his computer room~~~~~~
"I need a new genre," Yuki thought aloud. "But what...? I've done drama, non-fiction, fantasy, yaoi...Now what?"
Yuki thought for a minute, then the answer slapped him across the face.
Literally.
"Ugh...? What the hell is this?" Yuki muttered, taking a look at the magazine that had hit him. "Playboy.....?..........I know! Romance!" [A/N: How did that happen? o.o;]
Yuki instantly began typing rapidly, creating his first ever book, 'Inappropriate Relaxation.'
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o____o I don't know if that last part is correctly spelled, so, like, I apologize if it is....The program I'm using doesn't have spell check....lol....
Like I said, I need some new ideas....Those who help me with be loved! ;___; [Gosh, I'm pathetic....I need some entertainment, though.....]
Oh yes, just out of concern, does anyone have any theories that they would like to share with me? ;] I'm out of ideas, only after the two chapters I've already written. So please, please don't be too shy. =3
If, like, you don't mind, would it be okay if I could use one of your ideas? I'll credit you, I promise!!!!! I'm kind of desparate, so, you know, please cut me a little slack. X3
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[Why Eiri Is A Romance Novalist]
"Darn!" Yuki's publisher screamed. "Eiri, another failure! I thought you had an imagination, but this book sucks!"
Yuki rolled his eyes, as his publisher threw a copy of his newest science fictiob noval into a fireplace in her office.
"That has to be the worst thing I've ever seen!" the published spat about eight inches from Yuki's face. "It makes that so called 'comedy' book of your actually seem funny! Do you know how old that orange knock-knock joke is?!" [A/N: Do you know that joke? ^_^;;]
Yuki grunted, lighting a cigerette.
"Any way," his publisher continued, pacing back and forth in the middle of the room, "write a new story. May I suggest one that doesn't bite?"
The publisher pushed the ticked off Eiri Yuki out of his office.
~~~~~~~At Yuki's house, in his computer room~~~~~~
"I need a new genre," Yuki thought aloud. "But what...? I've done drama, non-fiction, fantasy, yaoi...Now what?"
Yuki thought for a minute, then the answer slapped him across the face.
Literally.
"Ugh...? What the hell is this?" Yuki muttered, taking a look at the magazine that had hit him. "Playboy.....?..........I know! Romance!" [A/N: How did that happen? o.o;]
Yuki instantly began typing rapidly, creating his first ever book, 'Inappropriate Relaxation.'
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o____o I don't know if that last part is correctly spelled, so, like, I apologize if it is....The program I'm using doesn't have spell check....lol....
Like I said, I need some new ideas....Those who help me with be loved! ;___; [Gosh, I'm pathetic....I need some entertainment, though.....]