Joelle: So, that harry guy, he sucks. He's just really lucky.

Hannah: I know, he's a bitch!

Joelle: Yes he is. But that Mcgonagall and Dumbledore they kick ass! ...and Luna and Ginny... They're cool. But the rest suck

Hannah: They do

Joelle: You know what we need?

Hannah: What?

Joelle: A giant bee.

Hannah: We do?

Joelle: Yes! Yes we do! You know what, we should write a story about Mcgonagall, Dumbledore, Ginny, and Luna blowing up hogwarts and running away on a giant bee

Hannah: We really should!!!!!!

Joelle: Yes.

And thus our tale begins....