Once upon a time there was a magical school of magic called Hogwarts. And a
giant bee. (Hannah: the bee was named mitchell) and what a beautiful bee it
was. And the school. Which was large, gray, and made of stone (Joelle: it
wasn't a particularly interesting school). But oh that bee was quite a bee
(Hannah: oh yes he was). He was gorgeous, and blue. With yellow stripes.
And the school was grey. Unfortunately, our story takes place in the
school. Not the bee (Hannah: Very unfortunate... Joelle: Indeed it is.).
In the school were many many people...but they're not important. (Hannah: right, with the exception of like... 5 ppl. Joelle: 4 actually...whose the 5th? Hannah: moaning myrtle of course Joelle: oh yes.) In the school, 2 professors were talking. One had a big silver beard. The other was...er...well she was lacking the beard, for she was a woman (Hannah: whose name was Shannon Blubberbrain Joelle: Well actually I was thinking more along the lines of Mcgonagall...but Shannon it is.).
Now this Shannon lady said "Oh my, whatever are we to do? This place is so large, and gray, and full of idiots!"
Then Dumbledude said "Except for a few people." (Hannah: Dumbledude? Joelle: Sure, why not?)
So Shannon and Dumbledude sat there contemplating (Hannah: *pondering*) when the bee flew by (Joelle: Whatever were they to do? Hannah: dum dum dum!). The bee then said "Hello there". And Dumbledude and Shannon then proceeded to scream (Hannah: Oh my. But eventually (Joelle: after lots of screaming) said hello.
In the school were many many people...but they're not important. (Hannah: right, with the exception of like... 5 ppl. Joelle: 4 actually...whose the 5th? Hannah: moaning myrtle of course Joelle: oh yes.) In the school, 2 professors were talking. One had a big silver beard. The other was...er...well she was lacking the beard, for she was a woman (Hannah: whose name was Shannon Blubberbrain Joelle: Well actually I was thinking more along the lines of Mcgonagall...but Shannon it is.).
Now this Shannon lady said "Oh my, whatever are we to do? This place is so large, and gray, and full of idiots!"
Then Dumbledude said "Except for a few people." (Hannah: Dumbledude? Joelle: Sure, why not?)
So Shannon and Dumbledude sat there contemplating (Hannah: *pondering*) when the bee flew by (Joelle: Whatever were they to do? Hannah: dum dum dum!). The bee then said "Hello there". And Dumbledude and Shannon then proceeded to scream (Hannah: Oh my. But eventually (Joelle: after lots of screaming) said hello.