Hannah: So Luna just arrived on the flying bee and intends to stop Shannon and Dumbledude from blowing up the school. Anything else?

Joelle: No I think that covers it.

"The bee has a better solution" said Luna calmly

"Oh, really?" replied Shannon

"Yes the bee does"

"Well, what solution is better?"

Luna smirked "I'll show you" (Hannah: it's good we got some conversation in. Joelle: makes it more lifelike)

As the bee saw it's cue, it took this as a sign to start dancing, and after a bit of beautiful ballet sings in a low pitched opera-like voice "What hogwarts needs is a (Hannah: dum dum dum!) MARCHING BAND!"

Hannah: ?! Hold on a minute...

Joelle: yes?

Hannah: Marching band?

Joelle: yes.

Hannah: ...I guess that works...

After a moments pause from the whole school, Dumbledude walks forward and then says "A MARCHING BAND? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF IT!" He takes out his wand and conjures instruments for everybody. They all stare at their instruments awkwardly for a moment. Then he adds "And....the bee shall teach you all." At this the whole school breaks out in applause and cheers (Hannah: YAY!) "Hogwarts shall have the best marching band ever!"And there was much rejoicing!

Hannah: and then what?

Joelle: Well then they all break out in song

Hannah: which song?

Joelle: I don't know you figure it out.

Hannah: what happened to completely knocking down the school?

Joelle: well...wouldn't you rather have a marching band then a pile of rubble?

Hannah: YELLOW SUBMARINE!

Joelle: what?

Hannah: no, I mean they all sing 'yellow submarine'

Joelle: brilliant! Simply brilliant!

Hannah: Let's all sing along!

Then the marching band starts playing, and the bee sings out (Hannah: do they have tassels on their uniforms? Joelle: yes they do)

Bee: In the town where I was born,

Lived a man,

Who sailed the seas,

And he told us of his life,

In the land of Submarines,

So we sailed into the sun,

Till' we found a sea of green,

And we lived beneath the waves,

In our yellow submarine,

And then the whole school breaks out into the chorus!

Everybody: We all live in a yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

We all live in a yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine.

(Hannah: YAY! La la la la la la la)

And then Dumbledude sings!

Dumbledude: And my friends are all aboard,

Many more of them live next door,

And the band begins to play,

(Hannah: *holds up toy submarine* whee!)

And then band begins to play...and they play quite well. Then back to the chorus!

Everybody: We all live in a yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

We all live in a yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine.
Then bee does the final verse (Hannah: YAY!).

Bee: And we live a life of ease,

Everyone of us,

Is all we need,

Sky of blue (luna echos) Sky of blue

And sea of green (shannon echos) Sea of green

In our yellow (ginny echos) In our yellow

Submarine (dumbledude echos) submarine!

Then they all finish it off with a round of

Everybody: We all live in a yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

We all live in a yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine,

A yellow submarine.

Joelle: THE END

Hannah: No! It can't be over yet!

Joelle: Why not?

Hannah: Moaning Myrtle

Joelle: Oh yeah, forgot about that one.

Then to finish the song off moaning myrtle comes in and ends the story with a fantastic breakdancing solo!

Le Fin

Hannah: 'twas a fine story.

Joelle: It really was you know.