**REPOST** Sorry, I had this mixed up with another fic, and I accidentally deleted it.
A/N: Ok, ok, here's my first B/V fic. I saw this pic on the 'Net that looked really funny and decided to write something on it. And I know they're OOC, but heck, I couldn't really write down sometimes what Vegeta probably *would* say… I was at school when I wrote this. Please review and don't flame me too badly. Enjoy!
Great Super Gohan: Uh… Aren't you kinda forgetting something Videl?
Videl:Warrior Princess: Like what?
Great Super Gohan: The disclaimer maybe…
Videl:Warrior Princess: Do I really have to? No one's really going to believe I own DBZ, right?
Great Super Gohan: Well, at our school, the people there still haven't figured out I'm the Great Saiyaman or the Gold Fighter…
Videl:Warrior Princess: …Ok, you're right…
Great Super Gohan: Aren't I always though?! *laughs loudly*
Videl:Warrior Princess: *growls* Don't get cocky!…
Great Super Gohan: *clamps hands over mouth and nods*
Videl:Warrior Princess: Good boy. Now, as he said, I don't own DBZ, nor do I own the song, "Crocodile Rock."
"VEGETA, GET BACK HERE!!! You can't just come here and leave anytime you feel like it! This world does not revolve around you!!" Bulma screamed, marching on the lawn of Capsule Corp. after Vegeta, who spun around at her words.
"Stop following me Woman!! You're pestering me!!! No one orders me around; I am the Prince of all Saiyans!!!!" he yelled, shaking his fist in the air.
"I don't care if you are the King of Spain!!" she snapped. Vegeta glared at her.
"You dare mock ME?!! SHUT UP!!! I am not going to listen to your senseless babble anymore!!" he roared and sat down cross-legged on the ground.
"What you little!!…" Bulma began.
"I can't hear you!!!" Vegeta taunted. Bulma kept yelling at him, while Trunks and Gohan were flying overhead.
"My mom has those Saiyan suits we can use," Trunks replied. "You better go get your dad ready for the tournament."
"Ok. See ya later then," Gohan chimed and flew south, towards his home. Even though he was flying, Trunks could hear Bulma's shrill voice and Vegeta's humming to… "Crocodile Rock." Curious, he landed behind the couple, who were still on the front lawn.
"I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME VEGETA!!!! SO, GET UP RIGHT NOW!!!" Bulma bellowed, but Vegeta just kept humming even louder. Embarrassed, Trunks slapped himself lightly to cover his face.
"Why me?!" he moaned. "Why me?…"
-END-
-- Can't you just feel the love? Lol.