AN: Yay!! I got a total of...drumroll please...TWO reviews!!!! Yay!
OK...I'll cut out my fake cheerfulness.....PLEASE REVIEW!!! I won't
continue if you don't....because if I write eleven chapters and I only
get a total of six reviews...it makes me sad......

But anyway...a HUGE thank you goes out to Three-Letter-Word...my first
reviewer!!!!! YAY!! Thank you sooo much!!! And another thanks goes out
to Ashley...my other reviewer...even though I forced her to read
it...^__^;;

And of course...a big thanks to Kelsey (aka pink arrow kagome) for
posting my fics.....since I have a retarded computer which won't let me
post my own fics.....grrrrr....

Cookies will be given to all of you.......^__^


And of course...this fic is dedicated to Aeja aka Aejavu....since she's
dedicating a fic to me! ^_^


Anyway, enough with my ramblings. here's the disclaimer then on with
the fic.

Disclaimer: I own Inuyasha!! Muahahaha!! *fends off lawyers with large
pencils and muffins*

Pink Arrow Kagome Note: I must add to Foxshadow's Disclaimer…she does

not own the saying 'No shit, Sherlock,' either! She stole it from me! Who,

in turn, stole it from somewhere else…can't remember where…but it's not

hers!! Ahem, can you tell I'm bored? I add notes to her stories when I have

nothing better to do…




All's Fair in Love and Reality Shows



Chapter Two


Flowers and Birth Defects





"Woah!" Kagome stumbled back as she opened the door to her room and
looked inside. It was so.....pink. "No wonder they call it the Cherry
Blossom Suite," she said to Sango, walking into the room and looking at
the mass of flowers. They crammed cherry blossoms into every possible
nook and cranny. There were cherry blossoms on the beds, on the
dressers and tables, inside the closet, on the curtains, patterns of
them on the walls, and to both girls wonder, inside the mini fridge.

"I really don't want to go up to my room," Sango exclaimed. "I'm
allergic to lilies....." But just as Kagome was about to say something,
the door burst open.

"ARGH!!!" Inuyasha was covering his eyes with his hands...backing away
from the room. "IT'S PINK!!!"

"No shit Sherlock," Kagome said, before turning to her luggage.

"There are flowers everywhere!!! And--ACK!! IS NOTHING SACRED?" Kagome
and Sango stifled their giggles as they saw what Inuyasha had been
yelling about. Inside the toilet there were floating five cherry
blossoms. "I'm going to see Sesshomaru and see if we can get a room
that's less....less.."

"Pink?" guessed Kagome.

"Flowery?" Sango offered.

"Less disgustingly feminine," He then turned and marched out the door,
pausing to shake his head in disgust as he saw dried cherry blossoms
spelling out "The Cherry Blossom Suite."

Kagome shook her head after he slammed the door behind him. "I am so
not going to be able to live with him."



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After helping Kagome unpack, Sango went to her own room, declining
Kagome's offer to help with the unpacking and to call for an ambulance
if the room triggered a severe allergic reaction when she opened the
door. So Kagome flopped down on her pink and flowery bed. Staring up at
the ceiling, she wondered what would happen with the two guys sharing a
room with her. Kouga had poked his head in while the girls where
unpacking, then quickly took it back out as he saw the flowery pinkness
of the room. And Inuyasha hadn't come back from his discussion with
Sesshoumaru about the room yet. Kagome sighed and rolled over on her
stomach. She doubted he even went to go see the host. "He probably got
lost on the way to the lobby," she said to herself. "He's such an
idiot." A cute idiot, of course. Sighing once more she rolled over on
her back again, watching the ornate ceiling fan spin lazily around.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

"Hey Kagome!" Kagome shot up, then relaxed as she saw Shippou standing
in the doorway. "The door was open a bit, so I thought I'd just stop
in. That's okay, right? I didn't interrupt anything.....did I?" No,
just her sudden fascination with the ceiling fan.

"No, it's okay Shippou, I was just thinking. Come in." He padded over to
the bed as he surveyed the room.

"Nice room. It's better than ours. Our theme is "tigerlilies."
Everything's a brilliant shade of orange." Kagome laughed.

"You're the first guy to say something remotely pleasant about the
room. The guys that have been here take one look at the room and run
out screaming."

"You really can't blame them. It's not the most masculine color. Or
flower."

"Yeah.....I know.....but Kouga and Inuyasha are going to have to live
here for however long this thing is..."

"Four weeks."

"Okay...they're going to have to live here for four weeks...they could
at least take it like a man and deal with it. It's not like I like it
either."

"Yeah...you're the more manly one!" Shippou grinned and Kagome laughed
again. She liked this kid....but one thing was bothering her. What was
with the tail?

"Hey, Shippou. You don't have to answer this if you don't want to...but
the whole tail thing....."

"Oh yeah....about that. Whenever they have reality shows they always
pick the most...er...interesting people. So this time they picked ones
with interesting birth defects. If you noticed they went sort of tail-crazy....I

 have a tail....Kouga has a tail...even the host has a tail!"

"Kouga has a tail?"

"Yeah.....it just blends in with his clothes. And then I guess you
haven't taken the goofy hat off of Inuyasha's head yet....have you?"

"No...why?"

"The next time you get a chance to...you'll see." He hopped off the
bed and headed for the door. "I have to help finish unpacking. See ya
later Kagome!"

"Bye!" Poor kid...having to walk around with a bushy tail. And poor

Kouga. She even felt a little twinge of pity for Sesshoumaru. "But
what's under Inuyasha's hat? What...is there a tail growing out of his
head?" She laid back down on her bed. The ceiling fan was still
spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spinning.

Spin--zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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AN: Yayness! Another short chapter done!!!! Okay...the whole birth
defects thing was lame......but I had to come up with an excuse for
they're...*ahem* interesting....qualities....