This story is the result of playing too much Gundam Battle Assault 2. It's
detrimental to your sanity, trust me.
Disclaimer: We own no rights to any Gundam series. LEAVE US ALONE DAMNIT!
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It was the biggest Gundam Tournament ever. Of course Heero was the champion, but you want to know how he got there, don't you? Just say yes and get on with it. Now, first of all, through cliché magical powers, everyone from all the different Gundam universes had been able to appear. Yep, everyone from Domon Kasshu to Char Aznable (or whatever his last name is) but they're not important because all they get to do is sit in the audience and 'ooh' and 'aw'.
What, you don't like that?
Well too damn bad, go write your own story. DAMNIT!
We lose more readers that way.
Anyway, on with the actual story. Well now, Heero had progressed steadily through the rounds of the tournament as had Master Asia. It finally came, Heero vs. Master Asia. So the battle begins. This is no ordinary battle, is a battle to the death!! ( or at least a trip to the hospital ) Well anyway the battle just started and Heero got the advantage and got the first hit. Master Asia almost fell over, but flew over Heero and he took his hands and went whoosh. It nearly defeated Heero, but you know him, he never gives up. That's why he will die the earliest out of the 5 Gundam pilots, dur. It's not relevant to this story, but you know he will. Heero shot Master Asia with the buster gun thing, and Master Asia's arm went fallen into outer space ( now that is far) But then at that very moment Master Asia did that hand whoosh thing and almost made Heero fall down the cliff thing and die. Heero did the thing that first came to his mind self- detonate. At that very moment Relena came and ran in front of both Gundams and yelled "HEEEEERROOO!!!!!!!"
Master Asia's shields immediately began to shatter and he covered his ears as the young woman's deafening screech reached his ears, "SHUT UP! I WAS GOING DEAF ENOUGH ALREADY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT WORSE!" he moaned.
Heero gave a grim smile, "Loser. I've had MY shields Relena-proofed," he stopped for a moment, "So ha," he added on second thought.
~*~
Duo smiled at the camera and said, "You can have your shield Relena-proof or any other girl that yells Heero, at the Maxwell Garage. Only $29.99 per shield. Located at 77th and Y street near the Edgewood Shopping Center. Or call our 800 number and order for only an additional fee of $55 at 800- RELENAPROOFEDANDPROUD. That's 800-RELENAPROOFEDANDPROUD. Or just go to our website at DuoandHilde.com.NO WAIT! DON'T GO THERE! THAT'S--er-- private! Go to . AND DON'T GO TO THAT OTHER SITE!"
~*~
20 minutes later, the hapless authors laughed to themselves and clicked on DuoandHilde.com, sure that nothing REALLY bad could be located there. What they saw (not top mention heard) amazed them.
"Oh.my.God.I didn't know people used Gundams for THAT! EEEW! Wouldn't you be cramped?
".Duo is sexy." said the other author, "Especially nekkid Duo.yuuuuuuuuuum."
Both authors fainted, though for entirely different reasons.
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TEEEH NED!!!
Er.
The Den.
No wait.
THE END! THAT'S THE TICKET!
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This is another story written by: TRF-Chan and Unknown Writer X...( Yes we are stupid, thank you for asking)
Disclaimer: We own no rights to any Gundam series. LEAVE US ALONE DAMNIT!
____________________________________________________________________________ _________
It was the biggest Gundam Tournament ever. Of course Heero was the champion, but you want to know how he got there, don't you? Just say yes and get on with it. Now, first of all, through cliché magical powers, everyone from all the different Gundam universes had been able to appear. Yep, everyone from Domon Kasshu to Char Aznable (or whatever his last name is) but they're not important because all they get to do is sit in the audience and 'ooh' and 'aw'.
What, you don't like that?
Well too damn bad, go write your own story. DAMNIT!
We lose more readers that way.
Anyway, on with the actual story. Well now, Heero had progressed steadily through the rounds of the tournament as had Master Asia. It finally came, Heero vs. Master Asia. So the battle begins. This is no ordinary battle, is a battle to the death!! ( or at least a trip to the hospital ) Well anyway the battle just started and Heero got the advantage and got the first hit. Master Asia almost fell over, but flew over Heero and he took his hands and went whoosh. It nearly defeated Heero, but you know him, he never gives up. That's why he will die the earliest out of the 5 Gundam pilots, dur. It's not relevant to this story, but you know he will. Heero shot Master Asia with the buster gun thing, and Master Asia's arm went fallen into outer space ( now that is far) But then at that very moment Master Asia did that hand whoosh thing and almost made Heero fall down the cliff thing and die. Heero did the thing that first came to his mind self- detonate. At that very moment Relena came and ran in front of both Gundams and yelled "HEEEEERROOO!!!!!!!"
Master Asia's shields immediately began to shatter and he covered his ears as the young woman's deafening screech reached his ears, "SHUT UP! I WAS GOING DEAF ENOUGH ALREADY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE IT WORSE!" he moaned.
Heero gave a grim smile, "Loser. I've had MY shields Relena-proofed," he stopped for a moment, "So ha," he added on second thought.
~*~
Duo smiled at the camera and said, "You can have your shield Relena-proof or any other girl that yells Heero, at the Maxwell Garage. Only $29.99 per shield. Located at 77th and Y street near the Edgewood Shopping Center. Or call our 800 number and order for only an additional fee of $55 at 800- RELENAPROOFEDANDPROUD. That's 800-RELENAPROOFEDANDPROUD. Or just go to our website at DuoandHilde.com.NO WAIT! DON'T GO THERE! THAT'S--er-- private! Go to . AND DON'T GO TO THAT OTHER SITE!"
~*~
20 minutes later, the hapless authors laughed to themselves and clicked on DuoandHilde.com, sure that nothing REALLY bad could be located there. What they saw (not top mention heard) amazed them.
"Oh.my.God.I didn't know people used Gundams for THAT! EEEW! Wouldn't you be cramped?
".Duo is sexy." said the other author, "Especially nekkid Duo.yuuuuuuuuuum."
Both authors fainted, though for entirely different reasons.
____________________________________________________________________________ _______
TEEEH NED!!!
Er.
The Den.
No wait.
THE END! THAT'S THE TICKET!
____________________________________________________________________________ _________
This is another story written by: TRF-Chan and Unknown Writer X...( Yes we are stupid, thank you for asking)