Impatient Humor
Yami Kaiba-Didya like my last chappie?
Kaiba-No they absolutely hated it.
Hiei-Yeap, that's right.
Yami Kaiba-WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I feel so unloved *sniff sniff*
Kurama-*picks up Yami Kaiba and rocks her back and forth* Shush, don't cry, I liked you last chapter.
Yuki-Poor little Kaida (my nickname in school-Little Dragon) I liked your chappies too.
Yami Kaiba-*glomps Yuki and Kurama* Yeah!!! I wuv Kurama and Yuki
Yami Kaiba-um….Kurama…can I play with your ears…….
Kurama- *sigh* - -; If you don't pull on them
Yami Kaiba-*is happy, pats his ears while Youko purrs*
Hiei- baka fox, you're an insult to demons.
*youko doesn't care*
Kaiba-*looks at watch impatiently* I'm losing money hanging around here.
Hiei-the weak baka ningen doesn't own anything and she's too stupid to say her own disclaimer.
Yami Kaiba-If you want to keep your ice cream, then shut up.
Hiei-O.O
Yami Kaiba-I might change my penname to Kaluri Dragon, tell me which one is better.
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You finished setting up everything and little Mokuba showed up in your room. "Hey ___________, hurry up, we're going to Marguerita's for dinner, and Seto said that we could roller-blade there if we want to."
You nod and got out your roller-blades, and then you changed into a metallic blue halter and blue capris. After you put on your skates, you grinded down the rail of the stairway and did an olie. When you landed, Mokuba cheered while Kaiba tapped his foot impatiently and said to you with a frown on his face, "Roller-blading in the house is forbidden, I thought you might of known that, considering that it is common sense."
You smile at him and reply, "Maybe I don't have any common sense." Then you saluted him and said, "But you're the captain around here so, your orders are my commands." When you realize that Kaiba isn't wearing any skates, you frown and asked, "Why aren't you wearing any skates?"
He sighed and replied, "Because roller-blading is for immature teenagers such as yourself."
You rolled your eyes and replied, "I don't know Kaiba, and you're pretty immature for your age too, with all that formality and stiffness, people probably think that you're at least in your forties--I thought so when I heard about you from my parents."
He growled softly and replied, "Hurry up, we have to go now."
You grinned at the thought that you had just irritated the most powerful man in Japan and started racing Mokuba down the streets of Domino, while Kaiba got into his limo and trailed the two of you. You started doing jumps over the street benches and suddenly you saw a kid trying to retrieve his ball, while a car was speeding his way. You sped up and then picked up the kid right before the car was going to hit him and with him safely in your arms, you did a front flip to get out of the way of the speeding car. The kid's parents came over to thank you and suddenly Kaiba appeared in front of you and bowed to the couple and addressed them as "Mr. and Mrs. Hitame." Your eyes widen when you found out that they were Kaiba's business partners. You bowed back to them when they thanked you for saving the little boy's life. And they decided to join the three of you for dinner
"____________, your father told me a lot about you and I'm honored to finally meet you," said Mr. Hitame.
You smile and answered, "Likewise, I am honored to finally meet you and Mrs. Hitame." Then the conversation turned towards Kaiba, the three of them discussed economical stuff that made you fall asleep every dinner party. You sighed and then plastered a fake smile on your face and nodded every now and then. When you finally arrived at the restaurant, you found out that you were under-dressed compared to the others there (in formality sorta way) and smirked.
(After the dinner)
The Hatimes had to go home so Mokuba and you decided to play a game of tag in the garden. And afterwards you went to your room and turned on your computer.
"Good day__________, what are we doing today, or should I say, where are we hacking into." Asked your computer, you programmed it to have artificial intelligence—it was more of a friend than a computer.
You chuckled and cracked your knuckles; then you said, "You know me too well, now, what haven't we hacked into yet?"
The computer sighed and replied, "And I though you were smart. The only thing left to hack into is KaibaCorp.'s main computer."
You rubbed your hands in glee and smirked, but before you could start your little project, Mokuba bounced into your room and you quickly shut the top of your laptop down.
After saying goodnight to Mokuba, you resumed your project, "Ok, Maya, let's start hacking." After a few minutes, you got into KaibaCorp.'s mainframe. You started looking at their products and sneered. When you looked at the clock, it was two in the morning, so you decided to sleep.
~~~~~Yumi (since you know that Eirene is you, I'm not going to write Eirene)~~~~~
When you entered the room, you faced the pharaoh and the high priest. You curtsied and the pharaoh lifted your face up. He smiled and you thought that he was good-looking, but he wasn't as handsome as his cousin. You compared the two cousins and decided that they looked nothing alike, the High Priest was tall, mysterious and seductive in a strange sort of way; the pharaoh was kind, warm, and sensitive. The pharaoh led you to your room and said, "I hope you'll like it here, the servants will help you find your way around the palace."
You decided to have a bath first, the water in your tub was from the Nile river and it was just the right temperature. The water helped you cool down. You decided to wander around for a while. When you arrived at the garden, a bunch of girls your age were chattering at the speed of light. You walked towards them and politely joined in their conversion. When the High Priest walked into the garden towards the girls (including you), they all started giggling like crazy. He ignored the rest of the bunch and asked you, "Since you're a magick user, would you like to observe some of our magick rituals?"
You nodded and replied, "That would be lovely, but how did…."
Before you could finish speaking, he said, "I saw the witch mark on your neck."
When you arrived at the temple of Amon-Re, you watched the High Priest summon the goddess Keket (goddess of darkness). Suddenly your eyes widened when you saw the pale-faced goddess appear, for she slightly resembled your patron goddess Hecate. When the High Priest finished he walked over and told you that Keket is now your patron goddess.
KABOOMRain started falling and the sky turned gray and…..
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(That was short but you won't see everything, only bits and pieces)
When you woke up in the morning, you saw a blue school uniform on your desk. When your put it on, you screamed bloody-murder. Kaiba rushed up the stairs and when he saw you he asked, "___________, what's wrong?"
You stared at him as if he was crazy and answered, "Seto Kaiba, I am not going to school like this. The freakin' skirt is too damn short and it's way too preppy."
After an endless and fruitless battle, you got into the limo grumbling about crazy killer monkeys and evil polar-bear killing preps.
That's all for now tell me what's better: Yami Kaiba or Kaluri Dragon?