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Chapter Four
They Meet
"WHAT?!" A guy in a green suit and slicked back black hair shouted, causing what at first glance looks like a child no older than twelve to growl, and a very handsome (pretty) young man wince. An orange haired baboon in a blue suit was stunned momentarily.
"A girl on my team!" The teen continued to shriek.
"Actually, two girls-" Koenma corrected, a sweat drop forming at the side of his face, eyes darting from floor to dark corners.
"Two!" The green-suited guy screamed, eyes wide.
"Hey, I won't mind." The baboon said, laughing stupidly.
"Shaddap, Moron!" The boy yelled at the other, cuffing him upside the head. "I won't have two sissy's on my team, I mean, we already have one moron, we don't need three! 'Oooh, I broke a nail, let me file it while you to fight all the baddies! EEK! Is that a hair out of place?!'" he screeched in mock girlish.
"Shhhh! Shhhhh!" Koenma said, looking at the ceiling, and back in the dark corners, "She'll hear!" he hissed.
"Huh?" green said. 'He's…scared?' he thought, confused.
Koenma's office doors flew open, and frantic shout of "Coffee!" and the occasional "We're all going to die!" could be heard by ogres running around, throwing and sliding on fallen paperwork. A girl ran in, closed the doors, and picked up a couch and placed it in front of the door. Then she ran to Koenma's desk and, panting, fell across it.
The Urameshi team gave each other a "What the hell?" sort of look.
The girl had dark purple hair, light purple eyes, and a lavender mouth. She was dressed in an orange dress with the top being a halter top, and the bottome being a really frilly skirt part. She also wore one orange flip flop.
The boy in green was just about to open his mouth when a BOOM was heard, followed by shrieks of fear. The girl squeaked and tried to get up, but the door was thrown open, the couch breaking into pieces of mere tinder wood and strips of cloth. Framed in the door way, with the background of chaos, papers (and ogres) laying helter-skelter everywhere, stood a girl with floor length white hair. She had a clam face, but if you knew anything about her, you'd know she was craving for bloody murder. Gray eyes blazed almost white. She was wearing a short black night gown that ended mid thigh, you know, the kind that had the red furry lining on the hem? In a flash of white she was in front of Koenma's desk, hair billowing out behind her by an unseen wind. She shoved the squeaking girl off the desk, not even glancing in the boys direction. She sat cross legged on his desk, facing the toddler, who looked like he was about to faint, hands holding down the front of her nightgown.
"Koenma." She said, voice calm, but had an icy edge to it.
Koenma winced.
"Do you know what time it is?" she asked.
Koenma looked at his watch.
"Uhhh, 10:51 AM?" he asked hopefully.
"Yeeeees." She said, patience pending, but indicating for him to go on.
"Time you usually wake up?" he asked, slightly relaxing.
"Correct, little one." She said. "And what is the first thing I do when I wake up?"
"Uhh, stretch?"
"No" she said coolly, like
liquid frostbite.
"Brush your teeth?"
"Nooooo" she said, drawing out the word.
"Take a shower?"
The baboon looked interested.
She glared at Koenma.
"I drink my coffee."
Koenma gulped.
"And guess what?" she asked.
"No coffee?" he squeaked.
"Yeeeeheeeeeeees."
"Oh."
"Yes, oh"
Koenma cringed under her glare.
"So…." She said, holding out her hand to his face and cracking her wrist.
Koenma reached in a drawer and handed her a container of grinded coffee beans.
"Thank you." She said, taking the jar from his outstretched hand. "Come, Trixy" she said, looking at the other girl, who seemed to be relaxed now, braiding strands of purple hair.
"Yokay!" she said, jumping up.
"Oh, and Koenma, about that banshee that had been screeching, get rid of it before I rip it's nails and hair out." She said, not looking back to see the kid in green blush slightly.
The girls left, with the purple hair one skipping after the girl holding the coffee beans. She said something to an ogre, who just shrugged and smiled at her. She waved a hand and papers went to desks in neat piles. Then the couch put itself together and Koenma's doors closed.
"That was…interesting." The redhead said, eyebrow raised.
The boys in green and blue had their mouths open, and the one in black's eyes where a bit larger than normal.
"She's like that in the morning. Especially after we run out of coffee. I keep a jar stashed in my desk for such…occasions."
"Are those them?" the boy in green asked.
"Yes, Yusuke. Sechui Tresbiot and Sakichi, otherwise known as Tres and Trixy. Tres is extremely temperamental, and I think it has to do with her death."
"WHAT!!" Yusuke shouted. Hiei hissed.
"She died about a year ago. I gave her an egg, like you, Yusuke, and she got back her body. She also underwent some training with Genkai."
"Oh, so she had to deal with the old hag, did she?" Yusuke laughed.
"And she met Trixy while on a minor mission."
"Wait! She's been on a mission?"
"Yes. That's what Spirit Detectives do, the go on missions."
"How come you never told us about these bakas?" Hiei asked.
"Because, Tres was undergoing some complications, and it would have been unsafe to accompany her." Koenma said.
"So, how'd she die?" Kuwabara asked.
"That is classified information. Ask her, and team Urameshi will only have two morons on the team. Or she'll explode. Literally. Gekai has reported that when under the same circumstance, she blew up a large section of the forest surrounding the shrine. And she wouldn't speak for days." Koenma said as a warning.
'Another puzzle.' Kurama thought as they left.
And you know how foxes love puzzes.
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