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Still for Susie!!!!!!!!! Hugs, kisses and yellow crayons! (They taste nice)
Spoilers: Emancipation/Broca divide.
//Grab a Zat and run like hell//
"Anyway, it started with the gun incident..."
"You shot your self."
"Yep, very bloody. Luckily I was a crap shot so I didn't lose my sight or life." She sighed. "That's where mom and dad started arguing, "You're not fit to take care of a little girl!" "It wasn't my fault she shot herself", "It was your gun Jack!", "You were supposed to be watching her!", "She's ten, she can watch herself!", "Well she obviously can't!" This would happen every night for like a week, so they got a divorce and I went to live with mom for a year."
"Just a year?"
"Yeah, well I got to visit dad on weekends and he came to see little league games and stuff. Anyway, Mom had to out of the country to a funeral or something so she left me with dad. He wasn't retired anymore and had started a job at Cheyenne Mountain, but he'd gotten time off to look after me. One night he got a phone call that said he was needed urgently at the base, he had to take me with him because he didn't have anyone to leave me with. He left me with one of the SF's near the surface leaving instructions to keep me out of mischief. Like that worked!"
"What happened?"
"I ran away from him and ended up at Stargate Command." She shrugged. "Everyone was rushing around and didn't notice me, by the time the SF found me I was in the briefing room watching Dad going through the gate."
"Why did he go and leave you?"
"Sam was kidnapped or something by the Shavadai on Simarka. He told Doctor Warner to get me from the surface and look after me if he wasn't back soon. Well that's how I found out about the Stargate; of course I had to stay there until he got back and for two months after that so I saw the whole Touched thingy."
"You didn't get 'Touched'?" Daniel asked.
"She's on the same stuff as you Danny, for hay fever." Jack said shaking his head. "This is weird."
"You don't say!"
"So why were you at the SGC now then?"
"Well because I hadn't died while I was staying with dad, mom left me with him. She went off and got married again some place in the UK so I don't see her much."
"But you're allowed to stay on the base?"
"Yeah, me and Cassie terrorise the SGC regularly." She grinned. "It wasn't just Hammonds granddaughters that got a ride with the NID, me and Cass stayed the night."
"Really?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, it was so fun."
"She is sarcastic like you O'Neill."
"I think we've got the fact that she's like me already T!" Jack wined. "But seriously, how come she's a girl?"
"Well Sir, there's only a slight difference between an x and a y chromosome, that maybe one of the variables that could be different in anyone of us in an AU." Sam explained.
"So in another reality Daniel could be a girl?"
"It's possible, so could you or Teal'c or even General Hammond."
"Sweet."
"So what do you do in an emergency?" Hammond asked the girl.
"Grab a Zat and run like hell to the surface."
"The president is okay with having to children on the base?"
"Yeah, he actually said that all military bases could do with a bit more child like spirit. Anyway, I'm not a kid anymore, I can fire a gun better than Daniel!" She wined exactly like her father.
"Creepy." Daniel muttered.
"What?"
"Um, you're just so like Jack, it's weird."
"You think it's weird for you? What about me? You don't even know me in this reality, but I know you, well different versions of you. I mean it's strange to see Sam with short hair and Teal'c with no hair!"
The occupants of the room all turned and faced the Jaffa.
"I have often wondered about growing my hair, the beliefs I held as a Jaffa have no meaning in my new life on Earth so it would be permitted."
"Yeah, the corn rows really look great on you."
Teal'c bowed his head. "I will take that into consideration Charlotte O'Neill."
"Cool." She shook her head. "Getting side tracked. Look I want to go home okay but I left the device thingy behind and the mirror shut off."
"How can you guarantee you'll find the right reality?" Sam asked.
"Cassie should be there, uh oh. She'll have told dad when I disappeared. Ah crap!" She said banging her head on the table.
"You're in deep..."
"Sir!" A fairly new SF ran into the room, white as a sheet.
"What is it?"
"Colonel O'Neill, Major...Doctor Carter, Doctor Jackson and Teal'c have just walked out of Major Carter's lab and are being held in the holding cells."
"Thank you." Hammond said before following Charlotte out of the room.
"She's as fast as Charlie was." Jack said sadly, the last to follow.
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Still for Susie!!!!!!!!! Hugs, kisses and yellow crayons! (They taste nice)
Spoilers: Emancipation/Broca divide.
//Grab a Zat and run like hell//
"Anyway, it started with the gun incident..."
"You shot your self."
"Yep, very bloody. Luckily I was a crap shot so I didn't lose my sight or life." She sighed. "That's where mom and dad started arguing, "You're not fit to take care of a little girl!" "It wasn't my fault she shot herself", "It was your gun Jack!", "You were supposed to be watching her!", "She's ten, she can watch herself!", "Well she obviously can't!" This would happen every night for like a week, so they got a divorce and I went to live with mom for a year."
"Just a year?"
"Yeah, well I got to visit dad on weekends and he came to see little league games and stuff. Anyway, Mom had to out of the country to a funeral or something so she left me with dad. He wasn't retired anymore and had started a job at Cheyenne Mountain, but he'd gotten time off to look after me. One night he got a phone call that said he was needed urgently at the base, he had to take me with him because he didn't have anyone to leave me with. He left me with one of the SF's near the surface leaving instructions to keep me out of mischief. Like that worked!"
"What happened?"
"I ran away from him and ended up at Stargate Command." She shrugged. "Everyone was rushing around and didn't notice me, by the time the SF found me I was in the briefing room watching Dad going through the gate."
"Why did he go and leave you?"
"Sam was kidnapped or something by the Shavadai on Simarka. He told Doctor Warner to get me from the surface and look after me if he wasn't back soon. Well that's how I found out about the Stargate; of course I had to stay there until he got back and for two months after that so I saw the whole Touched thingy."
"You didn't get 'Touched'?" Daniel asked.
"She's on the same stuff as you Danny, for hay fever." Jack said shaking his head. "This is weird."
"You don't say!"
"So why were you at the SGC now then?"
"Well because I hadn't died while I was staying with dad, mom left me with him. She went off and got married again some place in the UK so I don't see her much."
"But you're allowed to stay on the base?"
"Yeah, me and Cassie terrorise the SGC regularly." She grinned. "It wasn't just Hammonds granddaughters that got a ride with the NID, me and Cass stayed the night."
"Really?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, it was so fun."
"She is sarcastic like you O'Neill."
"I think we've got the fact that she's like me already T!" Jack wined. "But seriously, how come she's a girl?"
"Well Sir, there's only a slight difference between an x and a y chromosome, that maybe one of the variables that could be different in anyone of us in an AU." Sam explained.
"So in another reality Daniel could be a girl?"
"It's possible, so could you or Teal'c or even General Hammond."
"Sweet."
"So what do you do in an emergency?" Hammond asked the girl.
"Grab a Zat and run like hell to the surface."
"The president is okay with having to children on the base?"
"Yeah, he actually said that all military bases could do with a bit more child like spirit. Anyway, I'm not a kid anymore, I can fire a gun better than Daniel!" She wined exactly like her father.
"Creepy." Daniel muttered.
"What?"
"Um, you're just so like Jack, it's weird."
"You think it's weird for you? What about me? You don't even know me in this reality, but I know you, well different versions of you. I mean it's strange to see Sam with short hair and Teal'c with no hair!"
The occupants of the room all turned and faced the Jaffa.
"I have often wondered about growing my hair, the beliefs I held as a Jaffa have no meaning in my new life on Earth so it would be permitted."
"Yeah, the corn rows really look great on you."
Teal'c bowed his head. "I will take that into consideration Charlotte O'Neill."
"Cool." She shook her head. "Getting side tracked. Look I want to go home okay but I left the device thingy behind and the mirror shut off."
"How can you guarantee you'll find the right reality?" Sam asked.
"Cassie should be there, uh oh. She'll have told dad when I disappeared. Ah crap!" She said banging her head on the table.
"You're in deep..."
"Sir!" A fairly new SF ran into the room, white as a sheet.
"What is it?"
"Colonel O'Neill, Major...Doctor Carter, Doctor Jackson and Teal'c have just walked out of Major Carter's lab and are being held in the holding cells."
"Thank you." Hammond said before following Charlotte out of the room.
"She's as fast as Charlie was." Jack said sadly, the last to follow.
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