The next morning, Logan woke up to find himself in another room. His old, Wolverine room, to be more precise. He was astounded to find his claws scnickting in and out of his knuckles, and would have started to make a happy dance, if it wasn't for Jean coming into his room all of a sudden.
As she hugged him, cried in his arms and told him how she broke up with Scott, he tried his best to seem sympathetic.
As she kissed him, however, his lips turned into a smile around hers.
As she took off her blouse, his mind was already in seventh heaven.
As he got rid of his own clothing however, he found himself wearing some briefs he hadn't been wearing for ages. But the really weird thing was Jean staring at his pecs.
He thought of acting proud of his muscles for a little but then he realised that Jean wasn't salivating after his pecs, but looking inquiring at them.
Looking down, he saw a big inscription tattooed on his chest. On one pec it was written in big red letters "PHOENIX" and on the other one, again in big red fonts "SUCKS".
He saw the anger in her eyes and turned his back at her, reaching at his clothes and trying to find a suitable excuse for the offending tattoo, which was obviously Scott's doing, as his last minute backstabbing.
However, this way he got Jean to see another tattoo on his back. "Jean Grey is my bitch" was inscribed in intricate letters on his upper back.
Then they both got conscious of the tattoos on Logan's thighs. The left thigh had a tattoo image of Jean...uhm, helping herself to some oral sex. On the right thigh there was another inscription, saying: "I 'did' Jean and all I got was this lousy tattoo".
Logan felt dizzy and it probably wasn't for the fact that Jean's eyes were shining red from Phoenix taking over and her powers now held him upside down.
In suspiciously perfect timing, Scott found that specific hour to burst in the room, reddened in anger.
"Logan, you filthy piece of-" he froze at the sight of a semi-naked Logan being held upside down from his wife's telekinesis.
Scott was bare-chested and the multiplied piercing on both his nipples and ears were highly noticeable. Truth is, he was currently pierced in another places, less visible at the time.
Those, plus the chain connecting the left ear piercing with the big bull-like piercing in the nose, were Logan's "souvenirs" for him.
Right then, Jean had a look at both of them, and in her confusion she accidentally brainstormed Scott. The telepathic shields on both their minds were lifted along with the witches curse, so all the shocking information of what really happened the last weeks hit Jean all at once.
"You... have been... You?" she said in confusion, switching her gaze from Scott to Logan and reverse again.
In her shock, she left Logan fall to the floor. He quickly stood up to watch the outcome.
"And you both left me thinking that..." If a pan full of water had been placed on Jean's head, it would have been boiling by now. Her face had nothing human on it by now, only the absolute expression of her righteous fury.
Logan shot a glance at Scott and they both bolted outside, screaming like little girls.
Jean, surrounded by reddish flames in a Phoenix shape, chased after them with a bloodlust clearly pictured in her eyes.
Scott and Logan changed their direction as they almost bumped onto Xavier at the main door. The Professor, totally out of his mind, had just returned from his trip and was shouting undecipherable words in his frustration of the revelation of the mansion's purpose.
They both jumped out of the kitchen's window, speeding toward the exit with a speed that would make Northstar weep, never to be seen again.
EPILOGUE
The CD-Single of the X-Men named "At Xavier's" sold millions of copies worldwide, thus making Kurt Wagner, Bobby Drake, Warren Worthington III and Remy LeBeau insanely rich. Well, apart from Warren, who was already insanely rich. The lead singer dressed in lumberjack clothes was never found to receive what he earned.
The four of them formed a boy band that broke up within two months, and they all followed solo carriers as singers apart from Bobby who became a successful comedian.
Within the next two years, the whole "mutant-trend" thing created by the success of the song subsided, but mutants were now generally respected and well-liked. Except for the human singers who lost their jobs to them of course.
With the world living finally in peace and his dream come true, Xavier could now kick back a little. His mansion became a special school for mutant kids, but was only for rich mutant kids, since it wasn't for free anymore.
Xavier used the fame and the status-quo he got from the number one hit bearing his name to finally hook up with Anna Kournikova. They are currently married and have two bald kids who suck at tennis.
Jean Grey got over the little body mix-up of Logan and Scott by marrying the successful comedian called Bobby Drake and spending a few years in her toy-boy's riches. Then, she abruptly divorced with him and went off to a secluded monastery. She eventually became the next Mother Theresa, feeding third world children at day and chasing super villains at night.
Rogue finally learned how to cook. She still avoids seafood, however.
The witch who caused all this, her name still unknown, was apparently killed 3 years later by a mystical sect called "The Charmed ones".
Logan and Scott, their second names unknown anymore, currently co-own a small cafe at Timbuktu, where they have found shelter from Scott's ex-wife. They never left the city of fear of being discovered by her. The common danger they were facing (Jean in a bloodlust) eventually made them the best buds. Logan was even Scott's best man in his marriage with a spectacular local girl, who had fallen in love with his 'cool piercing'. However, the locals still wonder whether or not Logan fancies Scott's bride. I guess history repeats itself, after all.
~THE END~
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As she hugged him, cried in his arms and told him how she broke up with Scott, he tried his best to seem sympathetic.
As she kissed him, however, his lips turned into a smile around hers.
As she took off her blouse, his mind was already in seventh heaven.
As he got rid of his own clothing however, he found himself wearing some briefs he hadn't been wearing for ages. But the really weird thing was Jean staring at his pecs.
He thought of acting proud of his muscles for a little but then he realised that Jean wasn't salivating after his pecs, but looking inquiring at them.
Looking down, he saw a big inscription tattooed on his chest. On one pec it was written in big red letters "PHOENIX" and on the other one, again in big red fonts "SUCKS".
He saw the anger in her eyes and turned his back at her, reaching at his clothes and trying to find a suitable excuse for the offending tattoo, which was obviously Scott's doing, as his last minute backstabbing.
However, this way he got Jean to see another tattoo on his back. "Jean Grey is my bitch" was inscribed in intricate letters on his upper back.
Then they both got conscious of the tattoos on Logan's thighs. The left thigh had a tattoo image of Jean...uhm, helping herself to some oral sex. On the right thigh there was another inscription, saying: "I 'did' Jean and all I got was this lousy tattoo".
Logan felt dizzy and it probably wasn't for the fact that Jean's eyes were shining red from Phoenix taking over and her powers now held him upside down.
In suspiciously perfect timing, Scott found that specific hour to burst in the room, reddened in anger.
"Logan, you filthy piece of-" he froze at the sight of a semi-naked Logan being held upside down from his wife's telekinesis.
Scott was bare-chested and the multiplied piercing on both his nipples and ears were highly noticeable. Truth is, he was currently pierced in another places, less visible at the time.
Those, plus the chain connecting the left ear piercing with the big bull-like piercing in the nose, were Logan's "souvenirs" for him.
Right then, Jean had a look at both of them, and in her confusion she accidentally brainstormed Scott. The telepathic shields on both their minds were lifted along with the witches curse, so all the shocking information of what really happened the last weeks hit Jean all at once.
"You... have been... You?" she said in confusion, switching her gaze from Scott to Logan and reverse again.
In her shock, she left Logan fall to the floor. He quickly stood up to watch the outcome.
"And you both left me thinking that..." If a pan full of water had been placed on Jean's head, it would have been boiling by now. Her face had nothing human on it by now, only the absolute expression of her righteous fury.
Logan shot a glance at Scott and they both bolted outside, screaming like little girls.
Jean, surrounded by reddish flames in a Phoenix shape, chased after them with a bloodlust clearly pictured in her eyes.
Scott and Logan changed their direction as they almost bumped onto Xavier at the main door. The Professor, totally out of his mind, had just returned from his trip and was shouting undecipherable words in his frustration of the revelation of the mansion's purpose.
They both jumped out of the kitchen's window, speeding toward the exit with a speed that would make Northstar weep, never to be seen again.
EPILOGUE
The CD-Single of the X-Men named "At Xavier's" sold millions of copies worldwide, thus making Kurt Wagner, Bobby Drake, Warren Worthington III and Remy LeBeau insanely rich. Well, apart from Warren, who was already insanely rich. The lead singer dressed in lumberjack clothes was never found to receive what he earned.
The four of them formed a boy band that broke up within two months, and they all followed solo carriers as singers apart from Bobby who became a successful comedian.
Within the next two years, the whole "mutant-trend" thing created by the success of the song subsided, but mutants were now generally respected and well-liked. Except for the human singers who lost their jobs to them of course.
With the world living finally in peace and his dream come true, Xavier could now kick back a little. His mansion became a special school for mutant kids, but was only for rich mutant kids, since it wasn't for free anymore.
Xavier used the fame and the status-quo he got from the number one hit bearing his name to finally hook up with Anna Kournikova. They are currently married and have two bald kids who suck at tennis.
Jean Grey got over the little body mix-up of Logan and Scott by marrying the successful comedian called Bobby Drake and spending a few years in her toy-boy's riches. Then, she abruptly divorced with him and went off to a secluded monastery. She eventually became the next Mother Theresa, feeding third world children at day and chasing super villains at night.
Rogue finally learned how to cook. She still avoids seafood, however.
The witch who caused all this, her name still unknown, was apparently killed 3 years later by a mystical sect called "The Charmed ones".
Logan and Scott, their second names unknown anymore, currently co-own a small cafe at Timbuktu, where they have found shelter from Scott's ex-wife. They never left the city of fear of being discovered by her. The common danger they were facing (Jean in a bloodlust) eventually made them the best buds. Logan was even Scott's best man in his marriage with a spectacular local girl, who had fallen in love with his 'cool piercing'. However, the locals still wonder whether or not Logan fancies Scott's bride. I guess history repeats itself, after all.
~THE END~
So, the insanity has finally ended! Feedback, please, either if you want the insanity to stop or to grow bigger!