ME: Well Hello Dear Earthlings…..eh,…eh,…eh time for my second epic novel…by the way I looked at my other
story (The freakiest fanfic ever) and NO REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT, NO MORE WEIRD
STORIES FOR YOU, AT LEAST UNTILL I SEE A HOUSE ELF.
BANG*Elf appears*
Elf: Where is I being , Oh no I is meant to be serving master's supper, bad twinky, bad twinky*hitting head on wall*
ME: What the £$%#?!? *Faints*
ELF: Oh no…wake up!!!! *starts hitting me against the wall*
ME: W-what, oh yeah its you again, what the hell are you doing here anyways?
Elf: I isn't knowing
ME: O.K, that's it *grabs Elf by ears* get the HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!
ME:WELL I guess you fans do really love me , O.K I will write another story but you better review this one !!!!
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THE DEVIL WEARS A SKIRT
CATEGORY:HUMOR/ROMANCE/DRAMA
RATING: PG-13
DISCLAIMER-I do not own any of this, almost all the characters belong to J.K Rowling and some others are mine
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THE DEVIL WEARS A SKIRT
CH.1
Meet Demonia
The day before the day they have to leave for Hogwarts, Ginny, Ron, Hermionie, Harry and Draco have stayed at the
Burrow, Draco stayed because he started dating Ginny and told Ginny's parents that the reason he was so cruel the
first years was because of that idiot he had to call father made him, and also because he couldn't stand staying for
more than a week at his fathers house. Ron and Harry were forced to make peace with him and so did Hermionie, Ron
and Hermionie also started going out recently.
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GINNY:
Today, Mionie woke me up because of the noise she was making as she got out of her bed (A/N they slept in the
same room) and started walking to the bathroom, I looked at my muggle digital watch, it read 5:30.….Mionie, I hate
you….As Mionie walked back in slowly closing the door ,which by the way made a long and annoying creaking
sound, and then started tiptoeing her way back to her side of the room which was quite big now since the
renovations that Mom and Dad made to the Burrow while we were still at Hogwarts see that we got a bit richer.
As she finished walking to the other side I said "I'm awake, you know", then she said "Oh, sorry did I wake you up?"
"Yep, well don't worry about it, I might as well get up and take a shower"
"O.K, well, I'll be here hoping that I'll get to be head girl"
I snickered as I walked out, as I was walking for the bathroom I tripped , I turned around to see Cyria (the black cat
that Draco gave her for a birthday present) lying in the corner purring, I looked at my watch again 5:50 .I just got up
and went inside the bathroom to take a verrry warm shower.
As I walked out, Draco got out of his room and said "Good Morning Virginia"
Then before I could turn around to see him he was gone into the bathroom.
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DRACO:
I was in a room with Ron and Potter, well I guess we aren't enemies anymore but were nowhere near being good
friends, actually I started to become good friends with Hermionie that's because we both wanted to become head boy
and head girl, we even started talking about what our password would be in case we were, but obviously there was a
petite chance of becoming head boy and girl. I woke up at the sound of someone getting out of the bathroom, I
looked at the time 6:30, then all of a sudden I heard Cyria purring, it was Virginia, I know that because only Virginia
makes Cyria purr without petting her or playing with her. I got up slowly because those two were still snoring like
hell. As I went out, I brought my toothbrush, shampoo and my shower robe. As I went out I found Virginia walking
back to her room with just a towel on,I blushed and then said "Good Morning Virgina" facing the other direction and
then ran into the bathroom as quickly as I could. Half-way through my shower there was a banging on the door and
someone said "Come on Draco, hurry up !!!!" It was Ron, I looked at my watch….7:10.…I was taking a long time, I got
out of the shower, put on my robe and brushed my teeth as quickly as possible, I went out with my hair still dripping
"All yours, Ronald" I said as I was walking out as I went back into the room and decided to wear one of those double
sleeved shirts with a hooded sweater and black jeans.
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MIONIE:
I had just got up , I went to get a shower trying not to wake up Ginny , as I was going for the shower I saw Cyria
curled up fast asleep, she looked so cute , once I got out of the shower and went back in the room silently untill
Ginny said "I'm awake you know", I was thinking oh *censored* and and then she said that I woke her up, I felt like
such an Idiot. After I got changed I went dowstairs, I went to the kitchen "Mrs Weasley, I'm up………." no one was
there. Draco was walking downstairs while I just put on the T.V that my parents brought as a gift to Mr & Mrs.
Weasley I hope that I become Head girl and Draco Head boy not Harry because he always gets in trouble, Ron for
the same reason but also because he's my boyfriend and wouldn't like to see him too much.
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DRACO:
I walked downstairs to find that only Hermionie was there,she was watching a strange type of box which had a screen
in it and had different moving images made by muggles known as television or T.V. I actually find it extremely
entertaining probably the best muggle invention yet! No wonder Mr. Weasley asked the Grangers if they could
purchase one for them.
30 minutes later everyone came down at the same time. As we ate breakfast , the Weasley's owl, which I think is
blind, first banged againt the wall then it got back to it's senses and then flew in with letters for all of us. We decided
to open our letters one-by-one, I hoped if out of all the people in my year that Hermionie and I would be head girl and
boy because she is basically the girl I agree with most in my year. Harry opened his first "Yes…… welcome back to
your last year at Hogwarts blah,blah,blah…aw man….It says I'm just a prefect again" Harry said , I showed a small
cheerful grin , next was Hermionie, her fingers were crossed , She opened the package slowly
"Dear Miss Granger, Hermionie
I welcome you back to your next and final year at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
This year you will need:
Perilous Potions lv.7 by C.M. Barren
The Art of Divination lv.7 by I.M Sdubit
Monstrous Monsters: The study of Defence against the Dark Arts lv.7 by L.I. Sanders
From Wizard to Witch: lv.7 by M.McGonnogal
Mandrakes and Man -Eating Plants lv.7 by R. Sprout
Your Dorm is equally the biggest in the school and you will have a divided common room, all of this will be password
protected Congratulations you are the new HEAD GIRL of HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesssssssssssssss I
knew I would make it, I knew it!!! I Just knew it………..wait, theres more P.S enclosed is your head girl badge signed
Albus Dumbledore" tears of joy were coming out of her eyes, I was slightly happy too, slightly.
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MIONIE
"I knew it ,I knew it, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooo …
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GINNY:
I was soo happy for Mionie, she deserved it so much. I hope that Draco gets to be Head boy though
"Honey, its your turn" my mom said "O.K blah,blah,blah,blah,blah congratulations you are one of the school
prefects!" "That's great Ginny" everyone said except for Draco who was sitting next to me, he just gave a smile and
held my hand and whispered "I love you" which made me feel much better than compliments. Next was Draco's turn,
I kept my fingers crossed as he said "Congratulations yadda, yadda, yadda ah here we go Congratulations you are
the new HEAD BOY OF HOGWARTS !!!!!!" "Oh Draco that's excellent!"said Mom, Dad and Mionie, Harry and Ron
just stayed there staring at him with their mouths wide open, I just did the same exact thing that he did to me as a
joke.
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DRACO:
I hoped I would win and I did , its hard to admit this …I'm glad I'm here with the Weasleys and not with that stupid
idiot (my father), Harry and Ron were left with their mouths open, while Mr. and Mrs. Weasley and Mionie
complimented me, and Virginia just did the exact same thing I did, cute yet not original.
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RON:
I-I cant believe it , I just can't believe it. I was so looking forward on being Head Boy with Hermione and now its all
gone…gone! I'm just a lousy Prefect for the 2nd year."Ron, honey I think it's your turn" Mom said "Why bother ?" I
opened it anyway, read it and put it back on the table, I started mumbling "….nofair…" , "Now Ron, Draco got
chosen Head Boy fairly so quit your complaining" Mom said with an embarrassed voice "O.K sorry mom, sorry
Draco" Then Errol came back with another letter, I read it , it said "P.S A new girl is coming to the school, she will be
in year 7 her name is Demonia and she came from a wizarding school in Los Angeles, California, America called
"Ravenrose" you will meet her at the Hogwarts express,…Be friendly!" and then the letter ripped up into shreds.
"Oh, look at the time..11 o'clock, come on everyone, to the chimney, we have to go to Diagon Alley" mom shouted. I
saw Hermionie and Ginny going upstair to get Crookshans and Cyria.
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HARRY:
O.K its my turn to go into the chimney, I got the floo powder and saw how dusty it is , I was about to sneeze, I knew I
would, everyone was telling me to hurry up so I said "DIAGON A-*sneeze*-lley" I felt a cool sesation and before I
noticed, I was gone.
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DRACO:
As usual Harry got lost with floo powder, next went Ron, Hermionie then Ginny, then me, Mr and Mrs. Weasley
didn't go because they thought this year we were mature enough to go by ourselves. We were allowed to stay there
'till 5 o'clock P.M. My schedule was: first get books and new wand;second eat and third spend time with Ginny, I
stopped, got the floo powder and said "DIAGON ALLEY"
Next thing I knew Ginny jumped into my arms "Draco, what took you so long , I was worried, I thought you got lost",
"Relax, I was just thinking what me and you were going to do all day, besides you know that I would never get lost
with floo powder, I'm not Potter!" a little snicker appeared from her beautiful façade . We went to Gringotts until we
met with Martha, Virginia's best friend , I must admit she does scare me when she gives me an evil look. They talked
for about 15 minutes untill they gave each other an appointment where to meet tomorrow at the station. As we went
in the bank, a goblin approached us saying "Mister Malfoy, Miss Weasley…I'll get the keys" the goblin went in a
safe got the keys and came back Follow me". We first stopped at Ginny's safe, she got out (a mere) 8 galleons, 12
sickles and 50 knuts, while I got out 50 galleons, 50 sickles and 50 knuts. I made her cheer up a bit by saying that I
would spend most of it on her. We then went to get our books and met Potter, "How did you get here , Potter ?"
"Well umm, Hagrid found me laying fainted in Olivanders." Both me and Ginny couldn't help ourselves from
laughing, we got all our books and then headed for Olivanders. I bought myself a new wand , 40cm long with a
norweigan hitchback's fang in it , while Ginny's was 35cm long with a unicorn's hair in it, then last but not least we
went to get our new robes, I picked out mine in 5 minutes, while she took half an hour, we came here at ten, now its
two-thirty! We finished our shopping list and were heading to the Leaky Cauldron, and there she was leaning her
head against mine while holding Cyria who was still a kitten in her hands. As we entered the Leaky Cauldron , Ginny
kept elbowing me I turned around to see Ron and Hermionie waving at us, we went to sit at their table. "What did
you guys do 'till now?" Ron asked , then Ginny responded "Well…, we went to get out some money at Grinngotts,
and we got our books, robes, and wands how 'bout you?" "Well…same except we finished that much quicker and
were looking for Harry 'till now." . We snickered again. "What, did you guys see him?", then I said "N-no
why?(trying to stop myself from laughing) l-lets eat" then a house elf passed and asked us what we wanted, then he
clicked her fingers and we all said "Dig in".
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GINNY:
Me and Draco were having the best time, he was so nice , he bought me a brand new wand , Its almost incredible how
he changed since last year, well, me and sometimes Mionie are the only ones he gets along with. Then we went to eat
at the Leaky Cauldron . Half-way through our meal Harry came in, "What the … Harry , What the hell happened to
you" Ron shouted as we all stared at Harry, then I said "Did you get mugged or something . "Well, I was still doing
my shopping when I looked at the time, 3:00, so I bought everything as fast as I could and realized that the only way I
would get here quick would be by floo powder, so I grabbed some and then (of course) mispronounced The Leaky
Cauldron, then I eneded up in some sewer underneath it!". We all cracked up. About 20 minutes later Draco and I got
up and told the others that we would meet back at the burrow. I looked at my watch 4:00. As I walked with Draco and
Cyria, Draco stopped and sat on a bench, I sat on his lap, we started kissing. We spent around 45 minutes just
looking into each others eyes and kissing, until we were interrupted by Cyria who kept purring at something, we both
stopped, sat back and saw that Cyria was purring at Crookshans who was also there, then Ron ,Hermionie and Harry
came and Mionie said "You guys coming back with us?", then I said " Ummm…. I think were going to stay for five
minutes longer" "Oh on you're not , the both of you are coming home NOW!" Ron said as I he were going to kill us.
After that we both jumped to our feet, got our floo powder and said "The burrow!"
AT THE STATION
MIONIE
We all we're lined up one behind the other, untill I heard the voice of Mrs. Weasley "Mionie, you can go!", then I ran
as fast as I could into the wall. I waited for 2 minutes for everyone to come , then as we went in, Draco was dragged
by Ginny to go sit with Martha, while me , Ron and Harry decided to sit in the room next to them. As soon as we sat
Ron was leaning against my head, he probably already fell asleep. Harry interrupted by saying
"Geez, it sure is taking a long time to start going"
"Harry, its only been 2 minutes, hold your horses!"
At that moment, a girl walked in, she was blonde with red contact lenses, she was about 1 inch taller than me, her
nails were long and were tinted into a very dark red nail polish and she was wearing a small, black scarf around her
neck, then she wore a red long-sleeved top that finished just under her bosom and a black bra underneath that
showed out a bit, almost as if she did it on purpose, then she wore a white belt attached to a black extra-mini skirt and
black ankle-boots , she came uo to us and said "Hi, I'm new here, my name is Demonia, I just came from Ravenrose,
and you mus-, she was interrupted, she walked in the cabin where Draco, Ginny and Martha were in, I followed her,
then I heard her say to Draco " Hey, whats your name, sweetie?" "D-Draco Malfoy", he was looking a bit shy. "And
you are ….?" looking at Ginny, "Miss Virginia Weasley, Draco's girlfriend !!! "Charmed, and you must be?" looking
at Martha "Martha Robbins", she looked as though she was ready to pull out a dagger and stab her. Then she said
"O.K well…*wand falls* Oh, oops my wand fell *classical girl bends down to get fallen object so boy could see girl's
ass* well..se ya" and then got out of the cabin, I made her pass while giving her a frown. Then I looked back at them,
Draco fainted while Ginny and Martha were slapping the guts out of him while they still could, then I looked back to
my cabin Harry fainted too, I just walked back to my seat and thought , Congratulations Hermionie, you just found
out, THE DEVIL WEARS A SKIRT!
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Elf: That is being excellent!
ME: Wha- you're still here?! *kicks elf out the window*
ELF: I IS COMING BACK!!!! Mwahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
ME: Now that that's over with let me read you a poem
*noisy background*
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