Bubblechubbies the true story: Episode 3
Note: I still don't own the Teletubby things *I AM GLAD and REJOICING THAT I DON'T!* You know what's really sad? My computer has the word Teletubby in its dictionary!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Over the hills and far away, *sobs* IM OUT OF A JOB! Those blasted Bubblechubbies had to go and DIE on me!
Microphone: *comes out of ground* I have a vision! They aren't dead! They are just.well, you know,.not functioning right.
Narrator: Do they EVER function right!?
Mic: No, not really.
Narrator: BLASTED PIECES OF CRAP!
Mic: Do you need job counseling?
Narrator: NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! *leaves and mic goes back into the ground*
~~back in the little hilly underground house thing~~
All the Bubblechubbies: *stars floating around their head*
Baa-Baa: huh? *sits up and falls back down* Ow.
Mr Vacuum: *dunt dunt da!* Slurp glup pthurp! (in Mr. Vacuum language that means "I'll save you!"
Baa-Baa: My hero! *faints*
While Mr. Vacuum attempts to lug the Bubblechubby things to their beds in the kitchen, a sneaky stealth person comes up from behind and *dunt!* grabs Mr. Vacuum!
Mr. Vacuum: SLURPY!! ("Help Me!") Too late! The sneaky stealth person jabs a cloth into Mr. Vacuum's vacuum nozzle. He passes out because the sneaky stealth person put that stuff that makes you pass out on the cloth! Muahahahahaha! He/she/it whatever or whoever it is throws Mr. Vacuum into a closet, regardless that his wheel broke off. Poor Mr. Vacuum, he was so nice too. What did he ever do to the sneaky stealth person?!
Microphone: ALERT! ALERT! SOMEONE STOLE MR. VACUUM AND TRIED TO KILL HIM/HER/IT WHATEVER THE THING IS!!!! ALERT! ALERT! *the Bubblechubbies wake up for a second by the loud shouts of the annoying microphone but immediately they are gagged and sneaky stealth person two holds up a cloth with that stuff to their noses (Do they even have noses????) and they pass out again. Sneaky stealth person two drags the Bubblechubbies one by one since they are so heavy and throws them into the same closet as poor Mr. Vacuum. *Honk Honk!*
SSP1: Perfect! We finally got them! Muahahahahahahahaha! Our evil plan is working!
SSP2: Yes, Yes it is! Muahahahahahahaha!
*But suddenly, stirring is heard in the closet and the brave Mr. Vacuum who has only 3 wheels now limps (??) out hobbling on his three wheels. *He's so brave, a true hero!* Mr. Vacuum to the rescue!
Mr. Vacuum: Sneaky stealth persons one and two, I will not let you get away with this!!
SSP1: Oh you won't will you? *mimicking tone*
Mr. Vacuum: I've got backup support! Haha!
Baby Sun: hahhahahahaha!
*all the bubblechubbies come out of the closet, conscious again from the care of poor Mr. Vacuum. Ho, the littlest one, is being brave and steps forward*
Ho: You can't do this! I am going to tell my father and he's gonna beat you up!
SSP2: I AM YOUR FATHER!....AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *hits self repeatedly* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY ME?! WHY ME?! I think im gonna kill myself now.
SSP1: Our plan! What about our plan?!
SSP2: *sobs and walks off*
Ho: Hi dad! Leaps and bumps into his/her/its father. I love you! Jumps up and down!
SSP2: aahhhh! Get away you foul thing!
Ho: But ur my dad! I think we should spend quality father-son/daughter/it time!
SSP2: that's it! *grabs knife and stabs himself*
All the bubblechubbies: DAD! Noooooooo! *sobbing*
Narrator: And this is a kid's show?! No wonder why they say violence is sticking with kids when they watch violent TV shows. This rating is gonna have to go from Y (young) to M (Mature)!!!! What is our society coming to?!
What will happen next? Will the Bubblechubbies recover from their loss or what? Please review!
Note: I still don't own the Teletubby things *I AM GLAD and REJOICING THAT I DON'T!* You know what's really sad? My computer has the word Teletubby in its dictionary!!!!!! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Over the hills and far away, *sobs* IM OUT OF A JOB! Those blasted Bubblechubbies had to go and DIE on me!
Microphone: *comes out of ground* I have a vision! They aren't dead! They are just.well, you know,.not functioning right.
Narrator: Do they EVER function right!?
Mic: No, not really.
Narrator: BLASTED PIECES OF CRAP!
Mic: Do you need job counseling?
Narrator: NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! *leaves and mic goes back into the ground*
~~back in the little hilly underground house thing~~
All the Bubblechubbies: *stars floating around their head*
Baa-Baa: huh? *sits up and falls back down* Ow.
Mr Vacuum: *dunt dunt da!* Slurp glup pthurp! (in Mr. Vacuum language that means "I'll save you!"
Baa-Baa: My hero! *faints*
While Mr. Vacuum attempts to lug the Bubblechubby things to their beds in the kitchen, a sneaky stealth person comes up from behind and *dunt!* grabs Mr. Vacuum!
Mr. Vacuum: SLURPY!! ("Help Me!") Too late! The sneaky stealth person jabs a cloth into Mr. Vacuum's vacuum nozzle. He passes out because the sneaky stealth person put that stuff that makes you pass out on the cloth! Muahahahahaha! He/she/it whatever or whoever it is throws Mr. Vacuum into a closet, regardless that his wheel broke off. Poor Mr. Vacuum, he was so nice too. What did he ever do to the sneaky stealth person?!
Microphone: ALERT! ALERT! SOMEONE STOLE MR. VACUUM AND TRIED TO KILL HIM/HER/IT WHATEVER THE THING IS!!!! ALERT! ALERT! *the Bubblechubbies wake up for a second by the loud shouts of the annoying microphone but immediately they are gagged and sneaky stealth person two holds up a cloth with that stuff to their noses (Do they even have noses????) and they pass out again. Sneaky stealth person two drags the Bubblechubbies one by one since they are so heavy and throws them into the same closet as poor Mr. Vacuum. *Honk Honk!*
SSP1: Perfect! We finally got them! Muahahahahahahahaha! Our evil plan is working!
SSP2: Yes, Yes it is! Muahahahahahahaha!
*But suddenly, stirring is heard in the closet and the brave Mr. Vacuum who has only 3 wheels now limps (??) out hobbling on his three wheels. *He's so brave, a true hero!* Mr. Vacuum to the rescue!
Mr. Vacuum: Sneaky stealth persons one and two, I will not let you get away with this!!
SSP1: Oh you won't will you? *mimicking tone*
Mr. Vacuum: I've got backup support! Haha!
Baby Sun: hahhahahahaha!
*all the bubblechubbies come out of the closet, conscious again from the care of poor Mr. Vacuum. Ho, the littlest one, is being brave and steps forward*
Ho: You can't do this! I am going to tell my father and he's gonna beat you up!
SSP2: I AM YOUR FATHER!....AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! *hits self repeatedly* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY ME?! WHY ME?! I think im gonna kill myself now.
SSP1: Our plan! What about our plan?!
SSP2: *sobs and walks off*
Ho: Hi dad! Leaps and bumps into his/her/its father. I love you! Jumps up and down!
SSP2: aahhhh! Get away you foul thing!
Ho: But ur my dad! I think we should spend quality father-son/daughter/it time!
SSP2: that's it! *grabs knife and stabs himself*
All the bubblechubbies: DAD! Noooooooo! *sobbing*
Narrator: And this is a kid's show?! No wonder why they say violence is sticking with kids when they watch violent TV shows. This rating is gonna have to go from Y (young) to M (Mature)!!!! What is our society coming to?!
What will happen next? Will the Bubblechubbies recover from their loss or what? Please review!