Bubblechubbies: The True Story: Episode 4
By: Kiwi05
A/N: I am finally getting this chapter up so I hope you all are happy! I got a lot of reviews saying "write more" and "kill them off!" etc etc. so I am writing more!! Happy reading!!
Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own the Telletubbies *gag* I do own the characters you haven't heard of before (like the sneaky stealth people etc etc).
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Narrator: Last episode, we found out that *gasp* the Bubblechubbies had a dad. Can it be? Yes, unfortunately. Their dad killed himself upon admitting and realizing that he was the father. Now, this gives rise to new questions: Who the *beep* was the mother? Why do we all suddenly feel like killing ourselves as well? Who knows. Continue reading to find out what happens next!
SSP1: HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WE WERE GOING TO RID THE WORLD OF THESE DISGUSTING BUBBLECHUBBIE THINGS!! AND YOU GO BEING THE FATHER TO THEM AND KILLING YOURSELF!! WHY?? WHY?!?!! *breaks down crying*
*Mr. Vacuum, despite almost being killed by this SSP, feels sorry for him and hobbles over on his 3 wheels and tries to console him*
Mr. Vacuum: Slurpitsthtskhgkls?
SSP1: LEAVE ME ALONE!! *Mr. Vacuum hobbles away and tries to console the girlishly shrieking Bubblechubbies.*
Narrator (appearing again): Does somebody need a hug? I think everybody needs a hug. GROUP HUG!
All Bubblechubbies (forgetting their sadness): Okay!!! *Bubblechubbies bounce over to SSP1 and circle around him.*
Mic (rising out of the ground): Time for Bubby hug time! Time for Bubby hug time!
Bubblechubbies: YAY! *squeeze in for a hug* *honk honk!*
SSP1: HELP! I'M BEING RAPED BY THE BUBBLECHUBBIES!! HELP HELP!!!
*No one comes to SSP1's aid and the Bubblechubbies continue their annoying honking hug.*
SSP1: *cries out* That's it!! I'm just going to have to kill myself!
Bubblechubbies: NOOO! You are our daddy now! You adopted us!
SSP1: I didn't adopt you, you piece of *beep*!!!!!
Narrator: Uh-oh! Someone needs to watch their language! *giggle* This is a baby show remember!
SSP1: I don't give a *beep* you sick *beeping* *beep*!
Narrator: Uh-oh kids, you know what this means? It's time for Bubby bye bye!
SSP1: All right! Time for Bubby BYE BYE!! *Gets gun out, loads it.*
Tinkle Winkle: What's that?
SSP1: It's called...a gun!
Ho: What's a gun?
SSP1: It's a thing that you use to----
*Screen gets distorted and split and the screen with the annoying color bars and the obnoxious beeping noise appears.*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are experiencing some technical difficulties. We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are experiencing some technical difficulties. (Continues like that for 10 minutes.)
*News anchor appears*
News Anchor (NA) 1: Sorry for the interruption of current program but we bring you this special report.
NA2: In a land far far away, there was a horrible incident. The 4 Bubblechubbies were found dead along with a random narrator guy. There are witnesses that we will go to now in a land far far away where Bubblchubbies are definitely not playing today.
*Screen switches to Bubblechubby land. A report with a microphone is interviewing Mr. Vacuum.*
Reporter: So, Mr. Vacuum, what happened here? Mr. Vacuum: SLUerpsaskdgjketioausghljg!!
Reporter: Oh no! That is horrible! Did you try to save them?
Mr. Vacuum: Slsgsdltjoisaglkj!!
Reporter: Wow that shows a lot of courage to do that! Thank you for your time, Mr. Vacuum. Our next witness is a microphone. So, Mic, what did you see happening?
Mic: *Screeches because it is too close to the reporter's microphone.*
Reporter: Oh, sorry about that.
Mic: That's ok. But 2 sneaky stealth persons came to this land and attacked the Bubblechubbies. They got Mr. Vacuum too. SSP2 killed himself after admitting that he was the father of the Bubblechubbies—
Reporter: Whoa!! Wait a second there! This man admitted that he was the father of the Bubblechubbies?
Mic: You heard right! That's why he killed himself!
Reporter: Wow. We need to get the tabloid press in here ASAP! As you were saying, Mic...
Mic: Yes, and then the Bubblechubbies tried to group hug the first SSP and then SSP1 got out a gun and went trigger happy on them!! He blew holes in their TV screens!!! What injustice!! They never did anything to him!
Reporter: ...except hug him...
Mic: It's so horrible!! He almost got me with one of the bullets!
Reporter: I'm sure that's traumatizing. Now can I ask you another question?
Mic: Sure.
Reporter: Do you know where this SSP went off to? Have the police done anything—
*Just then, gun shots are heard and a high pitched scream of delight follows. SSP1 runs in front of the camera leaping around with his gun and firing randomly at anything.*
Reporter: What the *BEEP*?!!?!?!
SSP1: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *shoots gun randomly. One shot goes right over the reporters head and knocks his little bald spot cover up wig off.* Reporter: Hey! Hey you!!!
*NA1 & 2 are trying to suppress giggles.*
NA 1:For viewer discretion, we are going to end footage there. We will inform you of any more updates in the land far far away.
NA 2: We are sorry that we can't return you to your regularly scheduled programming and the episode of Bubblechubbies before, so we will do a re- run of Bubblechubbies. Enjoy!
*Old annoying re-run of Bubblechubbies comes on screen. Theme music plays.*
~~It's not ever yet! It almost is, but not quite! This was a long episode! I hope you all are happy and amused although I still don't think this episode beat the humor in episode 3!! Heehee please review!~~
A/N: I am finally getting this chapter up so I hope you all are happy! I got a lot of reviews saying "write more" and "kill them off!" etc etc. so I am writing more!! Happy reading!!
Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own the Telletubbies *gag* I do own the characters you haven't heard of before (like the sneaky stealth people etc etc).
*~*~*~*~
Narrator: Last episode, we found out that *gasp* the Bubblechubbies had a dad. Can it be? Yes, unfortunately. Their dad killed himself upon admitting and realizing that he was the father. Now, this gives rise to new questions: Who the *beep* was the mother? Why do we all suddenly feel like killing ourselves as well? Who knows. Continue reading to find out what happens next!
SSP1: HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WE WERE GOING TO RID THE WORLD OF THESE DISGUSTING BUBBLECHUBBIE THINGS!! AND YOU GO BEING THE FATHER TO THEM AND KILLING YOURSELF!! WHY?? WHY?!?!! *breaks down crying*
*Mr. Vacuum, despite almost being killed by this SSP, feels sorry for him and hobbles over on his 3 wheels and tries to console him*
Mr. Vacuum: Slurpitsthtskhgkls?
SSP1: LEAVE ME ALONE!! *Mr. Vacuum hobbles away and tries to console the girlishly shrieking Bubblechubbies.*
Narrator (appearing again): Does somebody need a hug? I think everybody needs a hug. GROUP HUG!
All Bubblechubbies (forgetting their sadness): Okay!!! *Bubblechubbies bounce over to SSP1 and circle around him.*
Mic (rising out of the ground): Time for Bubby hug time! Time for Bubby hug time!
Bubblechubbies: YAY! *squeeze in for a hug* *honk honk!*
SSP1: HELP! I'M BEING RAPED BY THE BUBBLECHUBBIES!! HELP HELP!!!
*No one comes to SSP1's aid and the Bubblechubbies continue their annoying honking hug.*
SSP1: *cries out* That's it!! I'm just going to have to kill myself!
Bubblechubbies: NOOO! You are our daddy now! You adopted us!
SSP1: I didn't adopt you, you piece of *beep*!!!!!
Narrator: Uh-oh! Someone needs to watch their language! *giggle* This is a baby show remember!
SSP1: I don't give a *beep* you sick *beeping* *beep*!
Narrator: Uh-oh kids, you know what this means? It's time for Bubby bye bye!
SSP1: All right! Time for Bubby BYE BYE!! *Gets gun out, loads it.*
Tinkle Winkle: What's that?
SSP1: It's called...a gun!
Ho: What's a gun?
SSP1: It's a thing that you use to----
*Screen gets distorted and split and the screen with the annoying color bars and the obnoxious beeping noise appears.*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are experiencing some technical difficulties. We are sorry for the inconvenience. We are experiencing some technical difficulties. (Continues like that for 10 minutes.)
*News anchor appears*
News Anchor (NA) 1: Sorry for the interruption of current program but we bring you this special report.
NA2: In a land far far away, there was a horrible incident. The 4 Bubblechubbies were found dead along with a random narrator guy. There are witnesses that we will go to now in a land far far away where Bubblchubbies are definitely not playing today.
*Screen switches to Bubblechubby land. A report with a microphone is interviewing Mr. Vacuum.*
Reporter: So, Mr. Vacuum, what happened here? Mr. Vacuum: SLUerpsaskdgjketioausghljg!!
Reporter: Oh no! That is horrible! Did you try to save them?
Mr. Vacuum: Slsgsdltjoisaglkj!!
Reporter: Wow that shows a lot of courage to do that! Thank you for your time, Mr. Vacuum. Our next witness is a microphone. So, Mic, what did you see happening?
Mic: *Screeches because it is too close to the reporter's microphone.*
Reporter: Oh, sorry about that.
Mic: That's ok. But 2 sneaky stealth persons came to this land and attacked the Bubblechubbies. They got Mr. Vacuum too. SSP2 killed himself after admitting that he was the father of the Bubblechubbies—
Reporter: Whoa!! Wait a second there! This man admitted that he was the father of the Bubblechubbies?
Mic: You heard right! That's why he killed himself!
Reporter: Wow. We need to get the tabloid press in here ASAP! As you were saying, Mic...
Mic: Yes, and then the Bubblechubbies tried to group hug the first SSP and then SSP1 got out a gun and went trigger happy on them!! He blew holes in their TV screens!!! What injustice!! They never did anything to him!
Reporter: ...except hug him...
Mic: It's so horrible!! He almost got me with one of the bullets!
Reporter: I'm sure that's traumatizing. Now can I ask you another question?
Mic: Sure.
Reporter: Do you know where this SSP went off to? Have the police done anything—
*Just then, gun shots are heard and a high pitched scream of delight follows. SSP1 runs in front of the camera leaping around with his gun and firing randomly at anything.*
Reporter: What the *BEEP*?!!?!?!
SSP1: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *shoots gun randomly. One shot goes right over the reporters head and knocks his little bald spot cover up wig off.* Reporter: Hey! Hey you!!!
*NA1 & 2 are trying to suppress giggles.*
NA 1:For viewer discretion, we are going to end footage there. We will inform you of any more updates in the land far far away.
NA 2: We are sorry that we can't return you to your regularly scheduled programming and the episode of Bubblechubbies before, so we will do a re- run of Bubblechubbies. Enjoy!
*Old annoying re-run of Bubblechubbies comes on screen. Theme music plays.*
~~It's not ever yet! It almost is, but not quite! This was a long episode! I hope you all are happy and amused although I still don't think this episode beat the humor in episode 3!! Heehee please review!~~