Disclaimer: I wish I did, but I don't own Kirby... -_-
Note: This is my first fan-fic! Yay! That means no flames please, as this is my first one.
Kirby's Adventures: Kirby Gets Sued
Waddle-doo: *Comes up to the judge and hands him some papers*
Plasma Wisp: Hello everyone and welcome to the 17th annual court! I, plasma wisp, will be your judge and--
Skinnypig: Woah woah woah! Hold on here, this is a courtroom not a festival.
Plasma wisp: Oh sorry...O.k. then. In this corner we have the accuser, Waddle-Dee and his lawyer, Willow wisp! And in this corner--
Skinnypig: I said this is a court room stupid! Not a wrestling show!
Plasma wisp: Oh sorry. This time I'll get it right.
Skinnypig: I hope so.
Plasma wisp: ...And our defender, Kirby, with his lawyer, Knuckle Joe.
Skinnypig: Thank you *sigh*
Plasma wisp: Thanks *girly squeal* Kirby is being accused for eating Waddle-Dee's friends!
Jury: *gasps several times*
Plasma wisp: And what do you have to say about this Kirby?
Kirby: It is true that I ate Waddle-Dee's buddies.
Jury: *gasps again*
Kirby: But I had a reason.
Plasma wisp: And what may that be?
Kirby: That's because I caught Waddle-Dee AND his buddies breaking crystal shards and working for that evil eye "What's His Name"
Jury: *gasp* What is his name?
Kirby: Hello?! Why else would I call him "What's His Name".
Jury: *gasp*
Plasma wisp: Is this true Skinnypig?
Sknnypig: -_-' Please leave me out of this...
Plasma Wisp: O.k.
Willow Wisp: Hey! Kirby has no proof whatsoever!
Jury: *murmurs*
Willow Wisp: I'd like to call someone up onto the stage.
Plasma Wisp: O.k. shoot.
Willow wisp: I call up...The younger Hammer Bro
Younger Hammer Brother: Why me...? *goes up to witness stand*
Waddle-Doo: O.k. now put your eerrrrr.... Hammer on the bible...Good now do you swear on the holy bible to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but truth?
Younger Hammer Brother: Yes...
Waddle-Doo: Then go up to the stand
Younger Hammer Brother: I am on the stage!
Waddle-Doo: ^_^ ' I knew that...!
Skinnypig: This is hopeless...
Willow Wisp: O.k. Did you see Waddle-Dee and his buddies playing in the yard?
Younger Hammer Brother: Yeees...
Willow Wisp: Did you see Kirby eat everybody except Waddle-Dee?
Younger Hammer Brother: Umm... No?
Willow Wisp: No lying!
Younger Hammer Brother: I want my lawyer!
Dum-Dum: Hello, I'm your lawyer!
Younger Hammer Brother: Ahhh! I give up! I did see him! He ate the things!!
Willow Wisp: Ha!
Plasma Wisp: But we know that already. What's your point?
Willow Wisp: It's coming. Now, Younger Hammer Brother, did you see ANY of the waddles carrying ANY stolen crystal shards?
Younger Hammer Brother: Uh... Is this a trick question?
Willow Wisp: Yes, I mean no!
Younger Hammer Brother: Um.. No, they were all playing normally...
Jury: *gasps*
Skinnypig: Enough with the gasping, please?
Jury: *gasp*
Skinnypig: Never mind... -_-
Plasma Wisp: Oh my! It looks like the case is closed.
Willow Wisp: Yay! Waddle-dee, we won!
Waddle-Dee: Huh! Sorry I was asleep...We won...O.o...WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Willow Wisp: Eeerrrrr......Uuuuhhhh...are you o.k. Waddle-Dee?
Waddle-Dee: *Manaical laughter* Of course! @_@
Kirby: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
Knuckle Joe: Wait! I have proof of the defendants thruth.
Plasma-Wisp: O.K. shoot
Knuckle Joe: Okely Dokely! *takes a gun and shoots Plasma Wisp, Waddle-Doo and Willow Wisp before the guards take him away* Hee! Hee! Hee!
Kirby: Oh no! Now I'm definetly busted...But wait! I have an idea!
Snow Bros. Senior: I will be the new judge now...Yes Kirby what do you want?
Kirby: O.K. one second *Leaves the court*
½ an hour later
Kirby: *comes back with a Nintendo 64, a T.V., a VCR and Kirby: The Crystal Shards* There, now watch *Turns on Nintendo, Game starts*
Snow Bros. Senior: Oohhh, I should try this once.
Kirby: *Starts playing until he gets to a certain part of the game* Now watch. *On the game, it shows Waddle-Dee and his buddies break crystals and take the shards, hiding rhe shards in a sack and start playing in the backyard like nothing* See see!!!
Jury: *gasps*
Snow Bros Senior.: Then the case is closed...Kirby wins.
Kirby: Yay!!!
Waddle-Dee: Noooooo!!
Cheezy Factor: Maximum! Hahaha, I'm obsessed with cheese!
THE END
Note: This is my first fan-fic! Yay! That means no flames please, as this is my first one.
Kirby's Adventures: Kirby Gets Sued
Waddle-doo: *Comes up to the judge and hands him some papers*
Plasma Wisp: Hello everyone and welcome to the 17th annual court! I, plasma wisp, will be your judge and--
Skinnypig: Woah woah woah! Hold on here, this is a courtroom not a festival.
Plasma wisp: Oh sorry...O.k. then. In this corner we have the accuser, Waddle-Dee and his lawyer, Willow wisp! And in this corner--
Skinnypig: I said this is a court room stupid! Not a wrestling show!
Plasma wisp: Oh sorry. This time I'll get it right.
Skinnypig: I hope so.
Plasma wisp: ...And our defender, Kirby, with his lawyer, Knuckle Joe.
Skinnypig: Thank you *sigh*
Plasma wisp: Thanks *girly squeal* Kirby is being accused for eating Waddle-Dee's friends!
Jury: *gasps several times*
Plasma wisp: And what do you have to say about this Kirby?
Kirby: It is true that I ate Waddle-Dee's buddies.
Jury: *gasps again*
Kirby: But I had a reason.
Plasma wisp: And what may that be?
Kirby: That's because I caught Waddle-Dee AND his buddies breaking crystal shards and working for that evil eye "What's His Name"
Jury: *gasp* What is his name?
Kirby: Hello?! Why else would I call him "What's His Name".
Jury: *gasp*
Plasma wisp: Is this true Skinnypig?
Sknnypig: -_-' Please leave me out of this...
Plasma Wisp: O.k.
Willow Wisp: Hey! Kirby has no proof whatsoever!
Jury: *murmurs*
Willow Wisp: I'd like to call someone up onto the stage.
Plasma Wisp: O.k. shoot.
Willow wisp: I call up...The younger Hammer Bro
Younger Hammer Brother: Why me...? *goes up to witness stand*
Waddle-Doo: O.k. now put your eerrrrr.... Hammer on the bible...Good now do you swear on the holy bible to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but truth?
Younger Hammer Brother: Yes...
Waddle-Doo: Then go up to the stand
Younger Hammer Brother: I am on the stage!
Waddle-Doo: ^_^ ' I knew that...!
Skinnypig: This is hopeless...
Willow Wisp: O.k. Did you see Waddle-Dee and his buddies playing in the yard?
Younger Hammer Brother: Yeees...
Willow Wisp: Did you see Kirby eat everybody except Waddle-Dee?
Younger Hammer Brother: Umm... No?
Willow Wisp: No lying!
Younger Hammer Brother: I want my lawyer!
Dum-Dum: Hello, I'm your lawyer!
Younger Hammer Brother: Ahhh! I give up! I did see him! He ate the things!!
Willow Wisp: Ha!
Plasma Wisp: But we know that already. What's your point?
Willow Wisp: It's coming. Now, Younger Hammer Brother, did you see ANY of the waddles carrying ANY stolen crystal shards?
Younger Hammer Brother: Uh... Is this a trick question?
Willow Wisp: Yes, I mean no!
Younger Hammer Brother: Um.. No, they were all playing normally...
Jury: *gasps*
Skinnypig: Enough with the gasping, please?
Jury: *gasp*
Skinnypig: Never mind... -_-
Plasma Wisp: Oh my! It looks like the case is closed.
Willow Wisp: Yay! Waddle-dee, we won!
Waddle-Dee: Huh! Sorry I was asleep...We won...O.o...WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Willow Wisp: Eeerrrrr......Uuuuhhhh...are you o.k. Waddle-Dee?
Waddle-Dee: *Manaical laughter* Of course! @_@
Kirby: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
Knuckle Joe: Wait! I have proof of the defendants thruth.
Plasma-Wisp: O.K. shoot
Knuckle Joe: Okely Dokely! *takes a gun and shoots Plasma Wisp, Waddle-Doo and Willow Wisp before the guards take him away* Hee! Hee! Hee!
Kirby: Oh no! Now I'm definetly busted...But wait! I have an idea!
Snow Bros. Senior: I will be the new judge now...Yes Kirby what do you want?
Kirby: O.K. one second *Leaves the court*
½ an hour later
Kirby: *comes back with a Nintendo 64, a T.V., a VCR and Kirby: The Crystal Shards* There, now watch *Turns on Nintendo, Game starts*
Snow Bros. Senior: Oohhh, I should try this once.
Kirby: *Starts playing until he gets to a certain part of the game* Now watch. *On the game, it shows Waddle-Dee and his buddies break crystals and take the shards, hiding rhe shards in a sack and start playing in the backyard like nothing* See see!!!
Jury: *gasps*
Snow Bros Senior.: Then the case is closed...Kirby wins.
Kirby: Yay!!!
Waddle-Dee: Noooooo!!
Cheezy Factor: Maximum! Hahaha, I'm obsessed with cheese!
THE END