Disclaimer: I don't own any of them yadda yadda yadda.... (you know the rest)
Notes: The mushy stuff is nearing, but not quite ;) (I'm cruel eh?)
Warning: Auron is a meanie!
On with the story!
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Love Wisps- Revelations -
By: Maria aka Chibi
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"Huff huff huff..." The two youngsters who just abruptly stopped at the door were panting. Their heads down and the girl was leaning against the door.
The class was silent. All eyes were averted to the door, and back again to Sir Auron, who was trying his best to keep cool. The couple on the door silently walked in, both of them gulping hard when they saw Auron's face.
Shit...
Minutes passed by but no one had dared to say anything, knowing that the history teacher was just ready to take out his Masamune and chopped off anyone who dared to talk.
Tidus, as dumb as ever, started to talk.
"Umm......Good morning..." Gulp....
Auron didn't seem to notice him, his eye fell on Yuna who was flushing pink, and back again to Tidus. With a deep breath, something that everyone was scared of came full force in the small classroom.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!???" He yelled out loud while waving his Masamune, everyone ducked under the table, Yuna hid behind Tidus, the whiteboard rattled on its screws, The birds immediately shot out from the maple tree outside, Tidus's hair was blown back by the force of his scream.
"THIS IS THE 16th TIME YOU'RE LATE IN MY HISTORY CLASS!! YOU SHOULD BE AT LEAST ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!" Tidus covered his head with both his hands, trying to save his ears, his neck, and his hair. The whiteboard rattled once more and an accompanying thud of something heavy falling could be heard from the next class.
Puffing, Auron shifted his gaze to Yuna.
"And you too young lady. Your dad wouldn't be *pleased* if he knows you are late together with this little je..." Auron trailed off when he saw who was standing on the doorway. A lady, scantily dressed in green bikini stood there. Her light purple hair shimmering like amethyst from the morning sun.
"Lady Yunalesca..." He stated, this time, it's his turn to gulp hard.
"I didn't interrupt you, did I?" Yunalesca asked sarcastically, her lips quirked up. She was the Yevon High principal. Everyone is scared at her, including the bravest teacher Auron. Rumor said that she defeated him, but the no one knew the truth. But then again her body could kill any man, that much Tidus was willing to admit.
"Oh no my lady, I was just thinking about giving them proper detention." Auron pointed at the couple. His mind was racing to get appropriate detentions for them. The one that would be approved by Yunalesca, and chopping their head of with Banishing Blade wasn't an option.
"I see..." She looked at Tidus. "You are not any difference from your father young man. I still remember when I was just a teacher here. That particular Jecht was absent almost everyday, drunk in class, constantly kicking Auron's balls..."
Auron's eye grew wide. His mouth open into a big O, and everyone who realized what the principal said was exploding with laughter, including Rikku. This was surely a new amusing fact to tease her sweetheart with.
"Ahahahahahahahaha....hahah....hahahahahaha....!!!" Everyone laughed. Auron's face changed to thousands shades of red.
"Ahem..." Yunalesca cleared her throat. She loved to be a meanie, but still, she's "The Lady".
"And for you young lady, you can do better job than to follow this not-so-good lad over here." She said pointing at Tidus while looking at Yuna, who was blushing madly.
Auron, who had just recovered from the embarrassing revelation, asked slowly. "Lady Yunalesca, may I ask why you've come here?"
"Oh, I need to speak with Rikku for a while, she's in this class isn't she?"
"Oh yes. She'd gladly go with you." Auron turned his head to Rikku, and smirk evilly.
Finally I'd get peace for once...
Rikku pouted again. Not fair! Why do I have to go out when I'm having the perfect view?
She walked from her seat and whispered, "I'll see you later, honey..." Auron blushed, and after both women walked out and closed the door, the class began laughing again.
"SILENCE!!!!!!" The 35-year old living (dead?) legend exploded. The class quickly plastered their mouths shut. None spoke until Shelinda naively asked.
"So Sir Auron, ummm, what detentions will you give them?"
The particular teacher smiled evilly under his collar. If he couldn't punish with physical torture, then, he just need to use his brain.
"Tidus, because this is the 16th time you are late, I'd gladly send you to the Vice-principal room." He smirked evilly again. His glasses glinting from the classroom light. A picture coming straight from a psycho-novel.
Tidus who clutched his stomach from laughing hard, abruptly stopped. His eyes bulging out.
"NONONONONO!!!!!!! I don't want to go and sit there with that blue-headed porcupine!!!!" He angrily yelled. Their famous fight for Yuna had been a long-time subject for chatting. And Tidus, he grew famous because he had the better chance. Too bad Yuna didn't seem to care about it… Yet.
"And who are you calling a porcupine?" A sarcastic voice appeared again from the doorway. This time, an irritated-looking blue-haired half-Guado appeared. His long claws waving in the air. Tidus sweat dropped on the spot.
Gulp...
"Tidus, you can go with him now." Command Auron.
"NONONONONONONO....." Suddenly Tidus' yelling stopped, someone had cast Silence on him. Everyone laughed again.
"Okay Mr. Silent, you can go to my office now. Thank you Sir Auron." Seymour plastered a satisfied smirk. He would certainly enjoy today's work. With that, both of them walked out. Tidus was still grumbling...without sound...
"And for you Yuna, I think you can stay for one hour in Ms. Dona's office." He smirked again.
Being a teacher has a certain advantages... hehehe...
"Ms....Dona?" Gulp... Yuna never likes her, nor did she like Yuna. The sarcastic queen was always a pain in the ass for everyone who took summoning lesson.
"You heard me right miss Yuna, now, go to her and be a nice young lady."
Yuna, fighting the urge to cast Thundaga on Auron, grumpily walked out. Damn, I should have got up earlier today.....
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Few minutes ticked by. Auron had started to teach lesson again, despite of the embarrassing interruption from the principal, and the helping arrival from the vice-principal. Finally the bell rang, the first horrible but hilarious period had passed, and the next one was the most favorite lesson of all the time.
Blitzball.
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To be continued............
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Cliffhanger?? Hehehe ^______^
The next chapter will be about blitzball, and this is where the pace picks up. Hopefully I haven't bore you guys out of your mind, ne? :)