Well since this is ff.net and sex is considered evil here the following chapter has been censored.
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Insert Wakka having a wet dream about Tidus here.

"Wakka!!"

Wakka awoke with a start. He sat up and cussed.

[It was a dream...]

He looked down and frowned at the lump in the covers.

[Stupid hormones...]

"Wakka!? Helloooooo?" Rikku's voice called again.

"I'm up!" He called back, falling back onto the bed.

"Good! You have twenty minutes to get ready!"

The redhead sighed and listened to Rikku's footsteps. She went to the room next to his and knocked on the door.

"Kimahri! Wake up!"

Wakka's cheeks turned red.

[Man I hope Kimahri didn't hear me...]

The man jumped out of bed and went to have a long, cold shower.

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"What!?"

Rikku grinned at Tidus, "You said yourself we should find someone who knows black magick and Lulu does."

Wakka rolled his eyes. The group was getting ready to leave Luca when Rikku announced that she had asked Lulu to guard Tidus. Now they were waiting on the stone terrace on the steps to the Mi'ihen Highroad for the Psyches to show up. The redhead looked at Kimahri. The Ronso hadn't given him any dangerous looks so Wakka was pretty sure he hadn't heard anything last night.

"I'm an excellent judge of character. I was right about Wakka...!"

Tidus felt his cheeks turn pink. He knew Rikku didn't mean that she knew Wakka would be a good guardian. She meant that she knew Tidus would be attracted to the redhead...which he was.

"Fine Rikku...but no more. Stop recruiting people into this."

"Ok, ok."

Rikku hugged Tidus tightly. The blonde smiled and hugged her back.

"Am I interrupting something?" Lulu asked, walking up.

"Not at all. I'm Tidus. This is Kimahri and Wakka."

Lulu nodded politely at Wakka and Kimahri before shaking Tidus' hand.

"Well since Rikku spent half the night prostituting you to me the Psyches felt I should take this job. Besides blitzing was getting boring. I need the action."

The mage held up a Cait doll and showed off her magick bangle. "You owe me 200gil Rikku."

Rikku nodded and Tidus sighed. Kimahri growled.

"Tidus kidnapped by Al Bhed. Lulu Al Bhed."

"I had nothing to do with that. Those were rogue Al Bhed just trying to make some ransom money." Lulu replied.

Kimahri tilted his head back slightly. He didn't seem to accept Lulu's answer but he trusted Rikku and Tidus.

"Ok." The Ronso said, walking up the steps.

"Don't mind him." Rikku said, following the Ronso.

"It's good to have you on board." Tidus said, shaking Lulu's hand once more.

"C'mon!" Rikku called.

The three walked up the stairs. Wakka moaned.

"We have to walk this? How long will it take?"

"All day probably." Tidus replied.

Wakka groaned again and Tidus laughed. The redhead froze up as Tidus hugged him.

"You'll make it, Wakka."

The guardian smiled down at Tidus. "Ok. I'll stop being a whiny bitch."

The blonde chuckled, "Good boy."

Rikku giggled and Kimahri's lip twitched. Lulu smiled a little. The summoner realized he hadn't let go of Wakka yet and he stepped back, blushing.

"Sorry Wakka. I'm the affectionate type. You can bop me next time."

The redhead smiled, "It's no bother, Tidus."

Kimahri walked over and stood beside Tidus. Wakka grinned nervously at the Ronso.

[He thinks I'm snack food again...]

"Let's go! Long walk! No dawdling!" Rikku ordered, taking off.

Lulu laughed and followed the blonde. Kimahri took a hold of Tidus' hand and lead the summoner off. Wakka sighed and followed the group. Lulu and Rikku were chatting like old friends. And Tidus was pointing out the interesting things to Kimahri and Wakka. The sound of heavy footsteps sounded and three chocobo riders rode up to the group. On instinct, Tidus' guardians formed a tight circle around him.

"We mean no harm." The redheaded woman said. "I am Captain Lucil of the Chocobo Knights. Mounted Forces Unit One. This is Clasko and Elma."

The guardians relaxed and Tidus smiled, "Hello Lucil, Clasko, Elma."

"Summoner Tidus there have been reports of an enormous monster around these parts." Elma said. "It's been attacking chocobos and chocobo riders. Please be careful if you rent any chocobos."

"We will. Thank-you for your warning." The blonde replied.

"We bid you farewell and good fortune Summoner Tidus. Until we meet again." Lucil said.

The Knights rode off each in separate directions and the group continued on their way.

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Nothing interesting had happened by the time lunch time came around. The group sat at the side of the highroad and ate the lunches they had bought in Luca.

"Yummy. Luca has the best subs..." Rikku smiled.

"Hot dog..." Kimahri said, eating his hot dog.

Rikku giggled. "With everything, right Kimahri?"

Kimahri grinned and nodded. Wakka looked over at Tidus. The blonde was sitting somewhat away from the group eating his sandwich and staring into the sky. Wakka looked over at Kimahri before scooting closer to Tidus. The summoner smiled at him.

"What're you doing over here?" Wakka asked.

"Enjoying the warm breeze." Tidus replied.

The redhead paused, feeling a gentle wind blow across his skin. "Yeah. Feels nice."

"I'm sorry Rikku dragged you in to this."

"As Lulu said I needed some action besides...getting to guard a cute summoner...what could be better?"

The blonde looked at Wakka, "You think I'm cute?"

Wakka blushed, [Shit! Did I say that out loud!?] "Y-yeah...I mean...for...a guy...you're cute."

"I see..." [He thinks I'm cute!! Hee!]

The redhead mentally kicked himself, [Nice save, Wakka...]

"So uhm how long have you had that tattoo?"

Tidus finished his sandwich off and put the wrapping into his carrier. "Since I was thirteen. I don't remember why I got it in the first place." The summoner shrugged. "Oh well, I still like it."

"It's cool."

"Thank-you."

"Did it hurt?"

"Yes. Very. I was..." Tidus broke off, frowning.

"Tidus?"

"I was crying...as usual..."

Wakka frowned as the blonde stood up and turned to the group, "Is everyone done?"

The group nodded.

"Then let's keep going."

Tidus took off before any of his guardians could even get up. Kimahri sprung to his feet and followed Tidus. Rikku followed. Wakka offered his hand to Lulu and helped the mage up.

"He's certainly in a hurry." She said.

"Yeah..."

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It was almost dusk and the long walk was starting to take its toll on everyone. Tidus leaned his head on Kimahri's arm and yawned.

"We reach Agency soon." Kimahri said.

Tidus perked up a little when he saw two familiar faces guarding a chocobo wagon.

"Luzzu! Gatta!" He called.

"Hey Tidus!" Luzzu smiled.

Wakka felt a slight twinge of jealousy when Luzzu and Tidus shared a chaste kiss.

"Heard you missed your boat." Rikku teased.

"Yeah." Gatta smiled sheepishly, "But the Aurochs forgave me. They know that the Crusaders come first."

"Who're the new faces?" Luzzu asked, slinging one arm around Tidus' shoulders.

"Wakka Abasi and Lulu Tsusha. Rikku conned them into being my guardians." Tidus replied.

"Lulu Tsusha!? Of the Al Bhed Psyches!?" Gatta stammered.

"That's me." Lulu grinned.

"C-can I have your autograph??"

"Sure."

"Cool!"

Gatta dug around in his pockets for a piece of paper. He found one and handed it to Lulu.

"What's your name?"

"Gatta."

Lulu smiled and wrote, "To: Gatta, Luv: Lulu xoxo" on the paper and handed it back to Gatta. The teen grinned and performed Yevon's prayer.

"Thanks Ms. Tsusha!"

"Please. Lulu." The mage smiled.

"Lulu. Can I have your autograph too, Tidus?" Gatta teased.

Tidus rolled his eyes and messily scrawled, "Eat me. Love: Tidus." on Gatta's paper.

"Thanks man. Very sentimental."

"You're welcome." Tidus laughed.

"We're not stopping to rest but there's a Rajhel's Travel Agency just around the bend." Luzzu said.

"Thanks Luzzu."

Wakka felt another twinge of envy as Luzzu kissed Tidus again. The group waited until Luzzu and Gatta took the reins of the two chocobos attached to the wagon and lead them off.

"Well since the sun is setting we'll spend the night at Rajhel's...if there's room."

"Sounds good. I'm bushed." Lulu yawned.

"Geez Tidus. Do you have guardians or rabbits? They seem to be multiplying."

Tidus sighed and turned to see Dona and Bartello standing behind them. Both were riding a chocobo.

"Why didn't you rent a chocobo? It would've taken you less time." Dona smirked.

"Walking builds strength, endurance, and stamina that's why." Lulu answered for Tidus.

"And who are *you*?" The dark-skinned summoner sneered.

"Lulu Tsusha."

"Ah. The killer blitzball player. What are you doing with *him*?"

"Guarding him."

Dona laughed, "Whatever. You losers can waste your time at Rajhel's. Bartello and I will be at Djose before sun up."

Dona flicked her chocobo's reins and the bird ran off. Bartello followed his summoner.

"C'mon. I'm hungry and tired..." Rikku sighed, heading for the agency.

Rajhel was an Al Bhed in his early thirties. He had long, blonde dreadlocks that nearly fell down to his waist and he always wore the strangest outfits. He greeted the group of weary travelers warmly then checked to see if he had any empty rooms.

"I have a room with two singles and two rooms with doubles."

"We'll take all three." Tidus answered. "How much?"

"Oh nothing, nothing."

"Are you sure? I have enough to pay."

Rajhel smiled, "No need. Summoners and their guardians stay for free. If you're hungry the café is still open.

"Thank-you."

"No problem Sir Tidus."

Rajhel signed his guests in, gave them their keys, and walked off.

"Looks like four of us have to pair up." Lulu said.

"Not necessarily. You and I can take the two singles, Kimahri on one double, Tidus and Wakka on the other."

Kimahri glared at Rikku.

"Or Tidus and Kimahri on one double and Wakka on the other. Whichever." She added quickly.

"I'll take the double by myself." Wakka said. He didn't want Tidus to be in the bed with him if he had another one of...*those* dreams.

"Well now that that's settled I don't know about the rest of you but I'm starving." Lulu said.

"Ya." Wakka agreed.

"Me too!" Rikku piped up.

"We'll catch up. I want to look at the Potions." Tidus replied.

The trio nodded and went into the café area. Tidus smiled, took Kimahri by the paw, and lead him into the store part of the agency.

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"So...who's this Luzzu guy?" Wakka asked.

Rikku giggled, "Jealous?"

"No."

"Sure, sure. Luzzu is the only guy that can kiss Tidus without having to worry about Kimahri disemboweling him afterwards."

"And why's that?"

"You are jealous." Lulu said, eating some of her noodles.

"I am not jealous!" The redhead insisted.

"Luzzu and Tidus have been friends ever since Tidus lived in Besaid. When Tidus and I were thirteen a really bad hurricane hit Besaid. Unfortunately Tidus and I were exploring the Besaid Mountains when it hit. We were separated. I made it back to Besaid ok but Tidus couldn't see through the pouring rain and got lost in the jungle. Luzzu and Kimahri went into the jungle but it was Luzzu who found Tidus. Tidus had fallen over a small cliff and had broken his leg. Luzzu carried him all the way back to Besaid by himself. Earned Kimahri's respect and he and Tidus became really close..."

"They ever date?"

"Jealous." Lulu smirked.

"Not jealous...!"

Rikku laughed, "No. They never dated."

"Who never dated?" Tidus asked, walking up.

"You and Luzzu."

"No. We decided being friends was better." Tidus said, looking right at Wakka.

The guardian blushed and pretended to be enraptured by his dinner.

"Did you get any Potions?" Rikku asked.

Tidus nodded and motioned to the paper bag he was carrying. Kimahri sat beside Wakka with a plate full of ribs.

"You need to eat your veggies, Kimahri. You'll get vitamin deficiency and all that." Rikku said.

Kimahri just snorted and started eating.

"Let me guess. We leave at dawn." Rikku sighed.

"Six." Tidus replied eating a bit of his grilled fish.

"Cool! We get to sleep in!"

Tidus smiled and nodded. Once they finished eating dinner the group decided to hit the hay.

"Good night, Wakka. Pleasant dreams." Tidus smiled.

"Night Tidus." [Damn...why'd he have to say "pleasant"??]

Tidis gave Rikku a goodnight peck on the lips. Wakka had to bite his tongue to stop himself from asking if he got a kiss too.

"I don't think I should kiss you." Tidus teased Lulu.

Lulu laughed. "It's ok with me. Just don't get fresh and I won't fry you."

The blonde laughed and bid goodnight to Lulu. Kimahri nodded at Wakka before following Tidus into their room.

"Sleep well kiddo. Night Lulu." Wakka said before going into his room.

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Hehehe. Wakka's having naughty dreams about Tidus XD.