A/N: Ok, so this is a rather short and pointless chapter…But no matter, the next chapter will be far longer I promise^_^! (and hopefully if the sun shines nicely, a little more humorous, but then again, that's like saying perhaps Neville Longbottom will get an A in potions hehe)

Disclaimer: Damn these are annoying, I obviously don't own J.K.ROWLING's Potter world and characters, and neither do I own J.R.R.TOLKIEN's Lord of the Rings characters etc. They belong to them!!!

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Ron was feeling very unsure of himself. What the hell was going on around here? And why were they still stuck in this bizarre world? And why does Snape flinch every time Gandalf is said? And why are hobbits so happy all the damn time? What was it that they were really smoking? Ron giggled to himself, remembering when Snape had tried to turn Gandalf into a rabbit and had began jumping up and down in fury when he couldn't. Ron thought for a moment…or that may have been because Gandalf had turned SNAPE into a rabbit…

Dragging behind the four hobbits and Ron, Hermione was busy telling Snape all about hobbits. Snape was thoroughly uninterested and bored out of his skull.

"Of course, this is also shown to be true in Hobbits: A History." (A/N: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist it! Mwahahaaaaa)

"Yes, yes Miss Granger, I'm sure that in your mind that is an inspiring conversation topic, but if you don't stop being the insufferable know-it-all you are I shall not be held responsible for my actions!" Snape looked ahead of him, "And just what, WHAT, are those dimwits doing now?"

Skipping merrily along hand-in-hand ahead of them, the hobbits were singing….

"The road is going on and on

And we are walking down

The road is made of mud and stone

And Sevvy is behind….

(Watch out!)

Because Sevvy is behind!"

Eyes twitching, Snape marched over to them and glared, "You call THAT a song?" Snape pushed the hobbits out of the way, muttering, "I'll show them what a REAL song is…" Then, Snape smoothed his hair and cleared his throat,

"BOOM boom boom boom

BOOM boom boom boom

SALAZAR!

We wear silver and green!

SALAZAR!

We bathe in milk to keep ourselves clean!"

Hermione and Ron looked at each other uncertainly over this dubious line, as Snape continued,

"…SALAZAR!

We are the best at everything!

You can't get much better than SLYTHERIN!"

The hobbits were now dancing happily to Snapes singing, chanting 'SLYTHERIN! SLYTHERIN!' and clapping their hands. Snape beamed (if that is at all possible) a warmer shade of pale. Ron scowled,

"That's unfair! You're using subliminal messages in songs to make them on your side! You know they're suckers for a good tune!" Then in anger began singing enthusiastically,

"GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

We dress in scarlet and gold!

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

Our beauty's too much to behold!

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

For there's nothing we'd rather do,

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

Than cover Professor Snape in p…!"

Hermione had suddenly clasped her hand over Ron's mouth as he was reaching the favoured dramatic climax of the chant. From round the corner they could hear hooves. Hermione gasped in terror,

"Oh no! A black rider! Quick!"

The seven of them flung themselves off the road and hid the best they could.

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"Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the sight of the century! Our brother in a book! What will happen? Place your bets! For example, will Snape go insane and commit suicide by the end of Chapter 5?" Said Fred, followed with just as much OOMF in his speech by George,

"Will our brother get more lines?"

"Will Hermione 'fess up and tell Snape that she put a curse on his wand?"

"Will Snape EVER find out who his real father is?"

Fred elbowed George and muttered, "SHUSH! No one knows about that plot-line yet you doofus!"

George cleared his throat and put on his wickedest grin,

"Free canary creams to the first 10 placed bets!"

A/N:

To Atheis and Aeris Gainsborough: Your rants are keeping me very entertained! I'm beginning to think it should be me asking you to write more asap mwahahahaaaaaaa!

Thanks also to : Gengi, Bookworm12357 and the anonymous reviewer!

Thanks again for reviewing lovely peeps : ) mucho mucho mucho!