A/N: This is my first time so be gentile.
Disclaimer: Though it has been said like 30000 times here it is again for the 30001st time. I do not own any of the Invader Zim characters. NONE, Not a one. So there.
Dib: "HE IS AN ALIEN. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES IT. YOU ARE ALL MORONS" ::Screams to crowd while standing on a chair::
Zim: "See Jenny is what I have to put up with everyday." ::Crosses arms and looks to the ground::
Jenny: "Well audience, I know what we have to do."
Dib: "If you're going to call the government I get the credit. I was the one who found him."
Zim: "Stupid earth child no government could catch me."
Jenny: "What are you talking about the government. What we need to do is give Dib a... MAKEOVER!!"
::Crowd goes wild::
Jenny: "We have a full staff on makeup artists, manicurists, hair stylists, and fashion experts just waiting to get there hands on you Dib. Because instead of having real jobs they work for a day time talk show."
::A group of people (looking a lot like the fab four) come on the stage and pull Dib away mumbling ideas about what they could do to him::
Jenny: "We will see Dib's new look when we return from this commercial break."
::Commercial::
"Do you feel sad even during the happiest moments of your life? Are you tired no matter how long you sleep? Does the world look like a dark and dreary place filled with monsters and tela-marketers? Will you might be suffering from depression. And now there is a cure. Sure you could stop the pain by committing suicide. OR you could talk to you doctor about "Depressaway" So join the many out there in your situation and fill your body with yet another drug made popular by TV."
::Back to the Show::
Jenny: "Ready audience, well here he is Dib with his brand new look."
::Dib walks out on stage proudly wearing: Brown loafers. Khaki Pants. Blue polo shirt. A yellow sweater with the arms tied around his shoulders::
::Zim falls to the ground laughing::
Jenny: "Well join us next time when we makeover yet another unsuspecting victim on yet another boring show void of any fights, secret crushes, or anything else of interest."
::Ending Credits::
A/N: If any one who reads this like the Jenny Jones Show I'm not insulting you. In MY opinion it is not a good show. R/R Well I hope I get to write more and if you want more all I want is one review good or bad. Also there is no drug that I know of called Depressaway so don't look for it you freaks.
Disclaimer: Though it has been said like 30000 times here it is again for the 30001st time. I do not own any of the Invader Zim characters. NONE, Not a one. So there.
Dib: "HE IS AN ALIEN. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES IT. YOU ARE ALL MORONS" ::Screams to crowd while standing on a chair::
Zim: "See Jenny is what I have to put up with everyday." ::Crosses arms and looks to the ground::
Jenny: "Well audience, I know what we have to do."
Dib: "If you're going to call the government I get the credit. I was the one who found him."
Zim: "Stupid earth child no government could catch me."
Jenny: "What are you talking about the government. What we need to do is give Dib a... MAKEOVER!!"
::Crowd goes wild::
Jenny: "We have a full staff on makeup artists, manicurists, hair stylists, and fashion experts just waiting to get there hands on you Dib. Because instead of having real jobs they work for a day time talk show."
::A group of people (looking a lot like the fab four) come on the stage and pull Dib away mumbling ideas about what they could do to him::
Jenny: "We will see Dib's new look when we return from this commercial break."
::Commercial::
"Do you feel sad even during the happiest moments of your life? Are you tired no matter how long you sleep? Does the world look like a dark and dreary place filled with monsters and tela-marketers? Will you might be suffering from depression. And now there is a cure. Sure you could stop the pain by committing suicide. OR you could talk to you doctor about "Depressaway" So join the many out there in your situation and fill your body with yet another drug made popular by TV."
::Back to the Show::
Jenny: "Ready audience, well here he is Dib with his brand new look."
::Dib walks out on stage proudly wearing: Brown loafers. Khaki Pants. Blue polo shirt. A yellow sweater with the arms tied around his shoulders::
::Zim falls to the ground laughing::
Jenny: "Well join us next time when we makeover yet another unsuspecting victim on yet another boring show void of any fights, secret crushes, or anything else of interest."
::Ending Credits::
A/N: If any one who reads this like the Jenny Jones Show I'm not insulting you. In MY opinion it is not a good show. R/R Well I hope I get to write more and if you want more all I want is one review good or bad. Also there is no drug that I know of called Depressaway so don't look for it you freaks.
